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Another classic report from Man Meat

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I kept hearing the voice of Don La Fontaine in my head whilst reading this. :D

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I'm new to this! Hilarious. I will have to go searching, hope I don't find horrors..

I read this with my best impression of the Carlsberg ad man voice, he was wearing Hi Karate aftershave, and wearing a Denim for Men shirt? On a speedboat. Squinting and pointing, like a 70's catalogue pic. His hair, held in place with Cossack hairspray, for Men. :D

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I'm new to this! Hilarious. I will have to go searching, hope I don't find horrors..

I read this with my best impression of the Carlsberg ad man voice, he was wearing Hi Karate aftershave, and wearing a Denim for Men shirt? On a speedboat. Squinting and pointing, like a 70's catalogue pic. His hair, held in place with Cossack hairspray, for Men. :D

You have obviously met Man Meat before judging by your accurate description. He drives a Trans-Am too with a eagle on the bonnet.

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I'm new to this! Hilarious. I will have to go searching, hope I don't find horrors..

I read this with my best impression of the Carlsberg ad man voice, he was wearing Hi Karate aftershave, and wearing a Denim for Men shirt? On a speedboat. Squinting and pointing, like a 70's catalogue pic. His hair, held in place with Cossack hairspray, for Men.

Ha ha, excellent :D Although I also picture him wearing Blue Stratos, for Men, when it's time for action.

You have obviously met Man Meat before judging by your accurate description. He drives a Trans-Am too with a eagle on the bonnet.

You're right, I think he's actually Condorman! :D:D

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DollyMopp - yes, bumped into each other before but waiting for my tits to grow for photographic purposes - I adore this book, "The Golden Age of Advertising - The 70's", by Taschen. Bars in the back of planes? Beautifully odd, recommended....

Manmeat. Would love to meet him, but he is elsewhere and I am here. I remember, vaguely, a don at Jesus college, Cambridge, who saw a lot of WGs for respectable rates due to his wonderful turn of language in the reviews....

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hi thanks this man is brillaint i,ll have to look for more of him

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Verily, the Clive James of the Field Report, great stuff. 'course the armchair punters will still want to know the excruciating detail - Fingering, oh FFS come on, we need to know how many fingers !

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Verily, the Clive James of the Field Report, great stuff. 'course the armchair punters will still want to know the excruciating detail - Fingering, oh FFS come on, we need to know how many fingers !

There was a girl at my school called KitKat she liked four fingers.

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Manmeat. Would love to meet him, but he is elsewhere and I am here. I remember, vaguely, a don at Jesus college, Cambridge, who saw a lot of WGs for respectable rates due to his wonderful turn of language in the reviews....

Hi SexyMay honi, yes you'd love to meet Manmeat- he's a scream and adorable lol :D:) xx

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I think this guy might be a comedy genius. So many classic lines that it's hard to pick one - but his description of Danish Pia looking like a delicious bacon sandwich, thus inducing the urge to squirt ketchup on her actually made me laugh out loud. Ditto his description of spunk as 'special wee'.

His humour is a bit like Bo Selecta - except that Man Meat is actually funny.

Maximum respect.

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I think this guy might be a comedy genius. So many classic lines that it's hard to pick one - but his description of Danish Pia looking like a delicious bacon sandwich, thus inducing the urge to squirt ketchup on her actually made me laugh out loud. Ditto his description of spunk as 'special wee'.

His humour is a bit like Bo Selecta - except that Man Meat is actually funny.

Maximum respect.

I have to say that I was very honoured to get a review from him :D:D

Lovely guy - very intelligent.

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Unbelievable.... !! this guy is a classic, laughed my tits off....

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As she swivelled her hips I felt her juicing up a bit. Before I knew it, the room was filled with the sound of gentle squelching - like a water buffalo walking through wet mud.

She's a good kisser: she has soft lips and a tongue like a lazy propeller

Two of the best phrases from his FR's, absolutley hilarious :D

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The problem I have with these field reports, is that they're so good I want to share them with my Missus!

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Mr Meat certainly has a wonderful turn of phrase!

He seems to capture the scene very well and above all gives a sense of great humour to the events. These should be joyful encounters:)

Just makes some of us now feel woefully inadequate!:D In a literary sense of course!:D

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One of the funniest things I've read for ages. He certainly has a style all of his own.

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One of the funniest things I've read for ages. He certainly has a style all of his own.

Like most others, I look forward to Manmeats PFR,s especialy when I have already seen one of the women he reports on. He somehow captures their essence within the zany,witty style that is unique on punternet.:D

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the quote from the dalai lama was a nice touch. :D

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Man meat's talents are wasted on here. he should be a comedy writer. But one question - how comes he does not frequent these message boards? He would certainly liven the place up.

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The problem I have with these field reports, is that they're so good I want to share them with my Missus!

Go on then, do it!

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I have to say that I was very honoured to get a review from him :D:D

Lovely guy - very intelligent.

Yep he is too funny and a bringer of excellent gifts. Non meat gifts I might add apart from the sausage already attached to him. :D:D

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Just read this report and pmsl,

hazel x

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