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Outcall....what Will The Neighbours Think!

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Hi There,

Arranged an outcall for this weekend, first time for me for years.

I have my own place, but it shares a front path with next door, and whilst I'm not embarassed as such, discretion is the better part of valour and all that!

Do you think the girl would mind if I asked her to call when she arrives with her driver just so I can make sure the coast is "all clear" so to speak?

As I say, I don't really care what people think, I'm just thinking that if this was something they were particularly anti for whatever reason, then I wouldn't want to fall out with them :)

Thanks!

Nick

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Hi There, Arranged an outcall for this weekend, first time for me for years. I have my own place, but it shares a front path with next door, and whilst I'm not embarassed as such, discretion is the better part of valour and all that! Do you think the girl would mind if I asked her to call when she arrives with her driver just so I can make sure the coast is "all clear" so to speak? As I say, I don't really care what people think, I'm just thinking that if this was something they were particularly anti for whatever reason, then I wouldn't want to fall out with them :) Thanks! Nick

Welcome to the forum Nick. :) A good WG will be discreet so just ensure you book such a WG, i dont see why a call couldnt be arranged like you suggest. Good luck and i hope it goes well. :)

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If she's coming with a driver, I would ask him to park just down the road and not directly in front of your house.

And any decent girl will arrive discretely dressed so as not to around any suspicion.

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This seems a little confusing to me! If you don't care what they think - does it really matter? and unless they have telepathy how will they know what the lady is turning up for - they can assume but only you know!

Enjoy it and stop worrying - unless you are a high profile individual!

Have Fun! :D

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If she's coming with a driver, I would ask him to park just down the road and not directly in front of your house.

And any decent girl will arrive discretely dressed so as not to around any suspicion.

Yes this has happened everytime I have booked an escort to my home..

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Love thy neighbor..... but don't get caught. :-)

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Thanks!

I'd forgotten the sense of anticipation in the build up to an "encounter" !!

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The neighbours may think your getting a quote for new double glazing, a new bathroom / kitchen or wardrobes.

They may think you've got a new friend or girlfriend.

But if they do think you have booked an escort for a bit of self indulgence; it will at least brighten up their lives

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Don't worry ! They don't arrive in a vehicle like this with the lights flashing : http://www.ftxlog.co...on-escort-fleet

Imagine if they turned up with the lights flashing and "Rent a Fanny" written on the side of the van :lol:

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If you have no wife, girlfriend, mother in law etc to whom you might be shopped then go ahead and enjoy your self. I have never, and never would, book an out call. Too risky for me.

But as others have said, the lady should be the model of discretion. Check her field reports to see what others have said on out calls.

Good luck.

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Cheers everyone

Yeah no kids, wife etc, an official bachelor! so nothing to hide or hide from, so to speak, just a bit of fun to be had :P

I only bought the place in the summer, so I don't want to cause a stir

What I meant was, I don't care what they think about the moralities of such a thing, I'm just thinking of the "morning!" chat over the garden gate

But it's not a big deal, as someone said, it could just be a very, very attractive young friend of mine :)

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dont worry too much.

Most escorts and agents are discreet. they want return business.

And Enjoy.

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I don't have a driver...you could pick her up somewhere or meet her at the end of the road - I wouldn't mind that.

Imperative that you ask that she dresses "normally." She can always change inside but maybe even jeans or whatever. Have fun!

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Cheers everyone

Yeah no kids, wife etc, an official bachelor! so nothing to hide or hide from, so to speak, just a bit of fun to be had :P

I only bought the place in the summer, so I don't want to cause a stir

What I meant was, I don't care what they think about the moralities of such a thing, I'm just thinking of the "morning!" chat over the garden gate

But it's not a big deal, as someone said, it could just be a very, very attractive young friend of mine :)

Indeed, you could just be seeing a friend with whom you happened to get a bit frisky!

I had a couple of women visit me for outcalls when I was single & had my own place. It was a terraced house and then gardens at the front were all open, you couldn't exactly sneak in but there was no need to. The neighbours never mentioned anything, I think they thought I'd just got lucky if they could hear what we were up to!

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Best of luck from me Nick and I am sure the WG won't mind phoning on arrival and waiting for the "all clear" signal.

I do think you are over worrying though. Most people are unlikely to jump to the conclusion "that's a prostitute" when they see a smartly dressed young lady knocking on your door. The last time such a person knocked on my door it turned out to be the prospective conservative mp for my area canvassing for votes. She was a real cracker and only about 30 years old, looking younger to me

If anyone asks, tell them she was a jehovahs witness looking to convert you :-)

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Firstly, we are normal people. Most of us have held down conventional jobs. We don't walk around stinking of sex, dressed like "tarts". I'm not sure why your neighbours would suspect anything, but perhaps you're lacking in confidence & think it's "obvious" she wouldn't be visiting you on your own, non-financial, merits.

Somehow, I don't think the Millionaire Paul Daniels worried what his neighbours would think of Debbie McGee staying over.

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If its her first visit to your place, then should not be a problem, but where I live, in a street close

Neighbours do notice things, so someone who dosnt stay there, or family visiting

But it could be anyone coming to visit you, so dont worry

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Get her to arrive with copies of Watchtower and Alert, then you can tell your neighbours that you had a bible reading with a JW.

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Had a well dressed young lady knock on my door at around 11:30 the other night asking if I phoned her. I guess she was due next door, we're xA and they are just x. I've been wondering since if she mentioned her mistake and therefore have a paranoid neighbour

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I suppose its understandable when guys get paranoid concerned about curtain twitches, especially in the close neighborhood.

I had various requests from the clients: from turning up dressing like a canvasser/ researcher/JW/ with a briefcase folder or pile of leaflets in my hands, to dressed like gas/electric meter reader (which of course was might be a part of theirs fantasy, and I am sure they was not genuine).

If I hear any concerns I rather not visit at all. I don't like to deal with people, who think that we don't have a most basic common sense.

Lana told me once: she turned up at the door of some client. When he opened the door and greeted her, he said: "Wow! And Where is your white Limousine parked?" At this moment she thought, she might a bit overdone it. She was dressed very smart but in the same time beautifully and glamorous, not tarty at all, but maybe a tad bit to OTT, by English standards. (In Russia, nobody would even glance, if she turned up dressed like that on the food market to buy some spuds). Guy loved it. He even came with her in the drive to wait for taxi, in the end of the meeting, and said that he only wished so much for "curtain twitches" to twitch, lol.

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oops

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Firstly, we are normal people. Most of us have held down conventional jobs. We don't walk around stinking of sex, dressed like "tarts". I'm not sure why your neighbours would suspect anything, but perhaps you're lacking in confidence & think it's "obvious" she wouldn't be visiting you on your own, non-financial, merits.

Somehow, I don't think the Millionaire Paul Daniels worried what his neighbours would think of Debbie McGee staying over.

My apologies, I didn't mean to imply any of that

I think it's just from a perspective of this gorgeous lady visiting me in the middle of the night, but with this thread I've come to the conclusion I'm worrying unnecessarily and to be honest, I'm starting to think "who cares if they guess why she's there?"

If they do care, then that's their problem, neither I or my visitor have anything to be ashamed of :)

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A mate of mine lives in a well-heeled part of Southport. 2/3 years back a new neighbour moved into the street - attractive, nicely turned out single female, late '30's / early 40's. Soon after she moved in a steady stream of visitors began coming in and out of the house, 5 or 6 a day, almost all of them unaccompanied men.

The net curtains started twitching and the gossiping started. Eventually one of the neighbours, egged on by a few of the others, plucked up the courage to introduce herself and find out what was going on.

Turned out she was a divorcee who made a living buying and selling stuff on eBay!!

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A mate of mine lives in a well-heeled part of Southport. 2/3 years back a new neighbour moved into the street - attractive, nicely turned out single female, late '30's / early 40's. Soon after she moved in a steady stream of visitors began coming in and out of the house, 5 or 6 a day, almost all of them unaccompanied men.

The net curtains started twitching and the gossiping started. Eventually one of the neighbours, egged on by a few of the others, plucked up the courage to introduce herself and find out what was going on.

Turned out she was a divorcee who made a living buying and selling stuff on eBay!!

Just shows how so many people jump to the cheapest conclusions!!

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