CoolTiger

You've Got To Hand It To Her!

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I thought I'd come across a wide variety of "other" services that WG's provided, but just seen one that I've not come across before...................

"For you horny guys who want a fuck while you are out clubbing I have a new service which will be available some weekend nights in Nottingham city centre.

Fuck me up an alley in town and get a quick release then enjoy the rest of your night for £50 a head

Groups bookings accepted

1 guy= 15 mins

2 guys= 20 mins

3 guys = 30 mins

4 or 5 guys = 45 mins

On the days i am available for this service, i will be in town drinking with my partner.

We know a discrete alley to use. He likes to watch me get fucked. lol"

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Then get nicked for public indecency to end a perfect night out in Nottingham, no doubt (for some) :).

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or better still...... a "112" Year old WG.... cinderz

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Although that city has some awesome crime figures these days, I got the impression the police had made inroads into the sex scene (kerb crawling etc) in which case the services offered would be a risk, as suggested by nntt, from more than an std perspective.

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I thought I'd come across a wide variety of "other" services that WG's provided, but just seen one that I've not come across before................... "For you horny guys who want a fuck while you are out clubbing I have a new service which will be available some weekend nights in Nottingham city centre. Fuck me up an alley in town and get a quick release then enjoy the rest of your night for £50 a head Groups bookings accepted 1 guy= 15 mins 2 guys= 20 mins 3 guys = 30 mins 4 or 5 guys = 45 mins On the days i am available for this service, i will be in town drinking with my partner. We know a discrete alley to use. He likes to watch me get fucked. lol"

Risk getting robbed and nicked, no thanks.

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I thought this happened regularly in Nottingham on a Saturday night , except you don't have to pay for it . It must be getting more respectable since the nights I went clubbing there . They used to say there wasn't a virgin in the whole of the city .

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In this weather!! :eek:

That's what I thought, she'll catch her death !! :eek::blink:

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Can we assume this delightful woman and her husband are advertising on the purple site?

It is that kind of offer which gives the site it's bad reputation.

I was dubious about taking the plunge on there to be honest as my comfort zone has been

my own website for the last 4 years......... but it has proved to be a very good step.

:)

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When I was a student in the fair city the urban rumour was that the lions in slab square would roar if a virgin walked between them. I never heard a thing!

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Told a similar story in Klagenfurt in Austria where the statue of a dragon is supposed to wag its tail if a virgin goes by.

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I thought this happened regularly in Nottingham on a Saturday night , except you don't have to pay for it . It must be getting more respectable since the nights I went clubbing there . They used to say there wasn't a virgin in the whole of the city .

I've heard it said that the lions outside the city hall nod when a virgin walks by. :)

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Classy lady.

But up which alleyway does she want to be fucked?

I think I will give her invitation a miss, thank you.

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Reminds me of an old joke:

Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in Nottingham (insert here any city with similar reputation, it was Dublin when I heard it)?

A. They couldn't find 3 wise men, let alone a virgin! :D

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I thought I'd come across a wide variety of "other" services that WG's provided, but just seen one that I've not come across before...................

"For you horny guys who want a fuck while you are out clubbing I have a new service which will be available some weekend nights in Nottingham city centre.

Fuck me up an alley in town and get a quick release then enjoy the rest of your night for £50 a head

Groups bookings accepted

1 guy= 15 mins

2 guys= 20 mins

3 guys = 30 mins

4 or 5 guys = 45 mins

On the days i am available for this service, i will be in town drinking with my partner.

We know a discrete alley to use. He likes to watch me get fucked. lol"

If my mum posts this advert once more she will be coming off my Christmas card list.

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Crying with laughter at some of these posts. :lol: :lol: :lol:

She's a classy bird that one. lol

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I thought this happened regularly in Nottingham on a Saturday night , except you don't have to pay for it . It must be getting more respectable since the nights I went clubbing there . They used to say there wasn't a virgin in the whole of the city .

They also used to say, "If all the girls out clubbing in Nottingham were laid end to end on Maid Marion Way ... I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

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This reminds me of an incident in Soho. I had driven up their to buy some porn and as i made my way back to my car i saw a woman being shagged on the pavement, i went over for a better look and she was clearly happily shagging this guy encouraging him to thrust harder while another guy was having a wank. I was in somewhat of a hurry to get my porn home so didnt hang about. It was dark around 10pm but there were a few people walking past. I enjoy group sex but not in public. :eek:

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Form an orderly queue gentlemen, no pushing or shoving please !

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Love the jokes!

Strangely, I find this quite appealing, sorry.

I'll never be able to get to Nottingham to experience this, but any more details, I've tried looking.

One not very nice story about a mate of mine (really), a very slight lass and hem being well endowed having a knee trembler against a rough wooden fence. He took one big thrust, slipped went in between her legs, up between her bum cheeks and grazed himself up the fence panel.

Grazing and splinters and blood....

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Love the jokes!

Strangely, I find this quite appealing, sorry.

I'll never be able to get to Nottingham to experience this, but any more details, I've tried looking.

One not very nice story about a mate of mine (really), a very slight lass and hem being well endowed having a knee trembler against a rough wooden fence. He took one big thrust, slipped went in between her legs, up between her bum cheeks and grazed himself up the fence panel.

Grazing and splinters and blood....

Well at least he got wood!

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Can we assume this delightful woman and her husband are advertising on the purple site?

It is that kind of offer which gives the site it's bad reputation.

I was dubious about taking the plunge on there to be honest as my comfort zone has been

my own website for the last 4 years......... but it has proved to be a very good step.

:)

Adele,

Yes, I took the quote from a girl's purple site profile. I deliberately left her name out as I was neither pimping her, nor encouraging punters here to start contacting her/wasting her time if they were not that interested.

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