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Excellent - wonder if manmeat will visit and report!

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Great stuff. It made me smile.:confused:

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Hilarious! I didn't think I read it properly so had to re-read.

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Ha ha that's great! Been out in the fields today, getting soaked and wet - it really made me laugh coming in to that :confused:

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I thought it was done in poor taste and counterproductive with regards to the credibility of this site.

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I thought it was done in poor taste and counterproductive with regards to the credibility of this site.

Agreed. This simply makes all the effort the girls, and punters have gone to regarding this whole HH thing, a complete waste of time.

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I offered this but got no takers sadly

Harriet Harmon Special Massage

HI Gents,

Im Harriet a sexy mature private school educated manhater (I mean maneater) I only escort part time, just a few very select clients a month as I have a very high profile and important job in Westminster

I decided to become an escort so that i would have a better understanding of men and there needs and i think it helps me to do my very important job so much better as i realise what sexual devients all men are and how important it is to ensure that women have more oppurtunities and rights than men So if you want the ultimate massage by a sexy mature bossy and self assured escort look no further

Guys do you long to be told that your redundant and no longer of use in society. That only women can rule the world That equal rights is that you (a man) have none and that you are no longer required as a husband father or even as a man. That your role in the family is no longer, unless it means carry the shopping bags.

If you wish to be permantly discriminated against for an hour or two and told that no matter how hard you work in your job a women will be sacked and a women will take your place even if all she can do is make the coffee and look pretty then call me I can discrimate you in such a way you wont know whats hit you.

I AM THE GRAND MISTRESS IN HUMILIATION OF MAN

Its something that i like to think im NO 1 in and i have spend many years perfecting my craft . Im so good at this laws have been implemented on my very say so

My Harriet Harmon Massage is unique in that it allows you to be sensually massaged, while vigorously filling your head with my new policies that i intend to bring in as soon as possible such ideas like making you redundent in favor of any women regardless of her age and qualifications. If she is a women then she will have your job.

I will tell you of my grand ideas of equality and fairness in society looking I will also cover any problems with the Trade Unions NHS and Education in the uk together while you are enjoying my sensual massage any problem that you may have had will soon become a far off distant memory

But dont worry Along with browbeating you into voting for me. My oral skills are second to none. Im a true multi tasker able to offer oral sex while doing several other sexy fun things at the same time.such as moaning about Gordon and that dispstick Alistair and writing my memoirs

I will also tell you how naughty you are and what a bad boy you been and that you are surpless to requirements and that women are the superior being as well we should be along with telling you about britains socialy policy

You will leave feeling relaxed and ready to face the world of Women and a day of discrimination in the work place and every where else.

Whilst offering my Harriet Harmen massage as strong believer in equal rights I will not discriminate you because of the colour of your skin age or disabiltiy or gender. however you must bow down to my superior knowledge that everyone knows of me I am famous and you know where to find me at all times

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I thought it was done in poor taste and counterproductive with regards to the credibility of this site.

I thought exactly the same, when I read it, but thought better not to post anything, following: "if you nothing positive to say, then don't say anything".

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I thought it was done in poor taste and counterproductive with regards to the credibility of this site.

Seems that you, and others have lost your senses of humour. You, unfortunately come over just as pompous as HH.

Lighten up and enjoy.

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Seems that you, and others have lost your senses of humour. You, unfortunately come over just as pompous as HH.

Lighten up and enjoy.

Its kind of funny, if you are about 12. I thought it was rather a weak sarcasm. I am sure if Manmet or Sasfan got theirs pens out, they would have done much wittier and hilarious job with such Fr.

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I think its helpful that people dont see this as just some seedy site.

Its not all doom and gloom, women being mistreated and men who are just sleezy.

Its a bit of light hearted fun. And being involved in this industry is fun (not all the time but if you strike the right balance it can be)

Not to everyones taste but there again, not much is.

Its the same as a normal FR, some like the content, some dont :confused:

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Its kind of funny, if you are about 12. I thought it was rather a weak sarcasm. I am sure if Manmet or Sasfan got theirs pens out, they would have done much wittier and hilarious job with such Fr.

Yes, no doubt many could have done a better job - but that is true of everything.

Taking HH seriously - and all that she stands for - is so ridiculous as to be ludicrous.

I find it disturbibg that people actually think what she proposes will come to pass. Let's get away from the panic that she might indeed shut down the prostitution and laugh at her stupidity in tilting at windmils.

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I think I'm ready to be disciplined BEE, sorry HHSM

Yes I'm definitely ready for the smack of firm government

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Its kind of funny, if you are about 12. ....

I thought exactly the same.

It's perfectly OK if some here think it funny and like it. However, it must also be OK for some others to disagree while not having lost a sense of humour.

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Harriet of Central London is best avoided. Supanob should count himself very lucky if she only charged him £3000 for 10 minutes. She and her friends have fleeced a lot of punters for 40% of income and have been overcharging on the drinks for years, adding £10 'tax' to a £5 bottle of gin. They turn nasty with punters who decline to pay these prices and who seek supplies from independent sources. You have ben warned. As if this wasn't enough she (like certain other WGs) has irritating habits, including talking on her mobile when she should be concentrating on her work.

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Someone on another thread had suggested they would like to bed HH, and I was filled with disbelief. However, prompted by that I did contemplate an FR on HH simply because the situation yearned for one, but I decided that to do it justice would require a measure of thought as to what that experience might truly be like ...... and at that point I went to make myself a cuppa!

Anyway, thanks Scorchin (was it you? I can't check because the FR has been removed) and BEE, you had the stomach for a task when I, and possibly plenty more, didn't. :)

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