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Things That Put You Off Returning.

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Thought i would start a list on things that irratate us punters and stop us returning.

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1. The reusing of the towel on the bed. Why cna't they put a fresh towel down for each new punter. This how STD's can be spread!!

2. WG's wiping themselves down with baby wipes straight after you've finished Sorry are we that discusting, if so don't go with us to start with!!

3. Fake groans when there kissing your body. Yeah right, we realy beleive you.

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Silly thing really, but I stopped returning to a girl who, everytime I would call her just one or two minutes before my appointment time in order to get her hotel room number, would act all surprised saying "oh, you're a bit early" as if I had called 20 minutes early, and asking me to call back in 5.

I would then have to waste my time trudging round a shopping centre; just got on my tits after the 3rd time.

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This sounds silly but some escorts really dont understand the importance of visuals for some clients. When I see an escort not taking care to wear something enticing with some really sexy heels , it puts me off straight away. The profile pics prolly show the lady in really attractive garb and its nice to see something of the same standard before she takes her kit off.

Having to wait, outside the main door of an apartment block , for the lady to come down and let you in and take you upstairs is a no no.

If the lady is heavier than her photos.

Bad breath and more importantly a bad wiff from down below is a complete no no.Had one of these recently ! :eek:

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Incalls & outcalls are clearly very different experiences. I would never turn up on an outcall in my lingerie, yet according to some, I should be dressed similarly to my website photos when they arrive for an incall.

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In order to avoid wasting my hard earned cash on bad punts, I only go for the tried and tested and from recommendations from members on this board coz nothing pisses me off than spending money on someone who dosent deserve it. I've not had a bad punt for a very long time.

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Incalls & outcalls are clearly very different experiences. I would never turn up on an outcall in my lingerie, yet according to some, I should be dressed similarly to my website photos when they arrive for an incall.

I am not particular as to what a lady wears on an incall. What matters to me is her attitude and the quality of service and whether she offers what is stated on her enjoys list and not forgetting hygiene issues as well.

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Incalls & outcalls are clearly very different experiences. I would never turn up on an outcall in my lingerie, yet according to some, I should be dressed similarly to my website photos when they arrive for an incall.

No, they are not necessarily different Lara. On a hotel outcall, I will nearly always ask the lady to dress down or dress in such a way as not to attract attention. I do however, ask that the lady bring with her a small bag in which she should have her sexy heels and little black number or whatever.

Was abroad last year, girl came to hotel outcall, I meet her in the car park and start waliking towards the longe area of the hotel where loads of people were sitting outside. Too late did I think , wow I am going to look silly with this 6 ft blond stunner-- went back to the car, where she put on some jeans and back we went again. Now , everybody was sitting outside looking at this fuck up , going WTF is he up to now.! Just brazened it out, what else can you do. Not one of my smarter moments! :unsure:

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I am not particular as to what a lady wears on an incall. What matters to me is her attitude and the quality of service and whether she offers what is stated on her enjoys list and not forgetting hygiene issues as well.

Ok -- I respect what you say but certainly where I am concerned I want to first look at a beautifully and sexily attired woman . Visuals for me are incredibly important. You know when you see a beautiful woman , with a fab figure in a sexy dress and heels when you are out at a party or function etc and you just want to eat her -- thats the way I like to feel on a booking, before I start the eating ! :)

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Thought i would start a list on things that irratate us punters and stop us returning.

Please add to it.

1. The reusing of the towel on the bed. Why cna't they put a fresh towel down for each new punter. This how STD's can be spread!!

2. WG's wiping themselves down with baby wipes straight after you've finished Sorry are we that discusting, if so don't go with us to start with!!

3. Fake groans when there kissing your body. Yeah right, we realy beleive you.

Poor attitude and bad communication are a real turn off for me. When I call at 5 minutes to the hour I expect the lady to be ready to give me the address there and then, and if she needs another 2/3 minutes she can tell me. Not to ask me to call again in 5 minutes.

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There's nothing worse than a wiffy fanny, going down and then trying not to gag because of the stench.

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Poor attitude and bad communication are a real turn off for me. When I call at 5 minutes to the hour I expect the lady to be ready to give me the address there and then, and if she needs another 2/3 minutes she can tell me. Not to ask me to call again in 5 minutes.

The girl still tidying up from a previous customer, and being kept waiting or asked to phone back in 5 minutes annoy me.

Regarding the girl herself, bad attitude, bad breath and being markedly inferior to the photos make a return unlikely.

Fortunately, in almost 4 years and 150 sessions I've rarely had a bad punt.

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Poor attitude and bad communication are a real turn off for me. When I call at 5 minutes to the hour I expect the lady to be ready to give me the address there and then, and if she needs another 2/3 minutes she can tell me. Not to ask me to call again in 5 minutes.

Very much same here and bad hygiene ensures its a never again. I also dont expect to have to warm a WG up, in my view i am paying for her to already at least pretend to be warmed up and ready to punt. I often read about punters having to warm a WG up, i would be long gone nowadays if i had to do such a thing, its not relevant to me if perservering pays off later in the punt, i require seeming friendliness and enthusiasm from the get go myself. Apparent obvious coldness is the very worst trait along with bad hygiene in my experience.

Any hint of trying to charge me more than was agreed would also ensure i didnt return as would services i require and agreed not actually being on offer in reality. Fortunately all these things havent happened to me for a long time. :)

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13 posts in and no one has mentioned mobile phones . The worst offender the mobile ringing or the bleep of an incoming text message . Then she answers it, and another goes , she has two or even three on the go. If that busy she doesn't need my business . :eek:

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Very much same here and bad hygiene ensures its a never again. I also dont expect to have to warm a WG up, in my view i am paying for her to already at least pretend to be warmed up and ready to punt. I often read about punters having to warm a WG up, i would be long gone nowadays if i had to do such a thing, its not relevant to me if perservering pays off later in the punt, i require seeming friendliness and enthusiasm from the get go myself. Apparent obvious coldness is the very worst trait along with bad hygiene in my experience.

Any hint of trying to charge me more than was agreed would also ensure i didnt return as would services i require and agreed not actually being on offer in reality. Fortunately all these things havent happened to me for a long time. :)

Hang on, are you saying she has to be turned on and wet before you've even touched her?!

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How about this one. Watching a DVD whilst giving a massage. This was a chinese girl with bad indergestion. Keeped burping. Couldn't wait for it to finish.

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Hang on, are you saying she has to be turned on and wet before you've even touched her?!

Of course not Lydia, just seemingly warm, friendly and enthusiastic, i never assume any woman is turned on and wet, if they happen to be all the better but thats a punting bonus in my experience. ;)

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13 posts in and no one has mentioned mobile phones . The worst offender the mobile ringing or the bleep of an incoming text message . Then she answers it, and another goes , she has two or even three on the go. If that busy she doesn't need my business . :eek:

Agreed, it has certainly put me off my stroke on occassion, if the WG immediately turns it off i can get back on track though unlike when a WG has a bad attitude or smells. :eek::)

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Of course not Lydia, just seemingly warm, friendly and enthusiastic, i never assume any woman is turned on and wet, if they happen to be all the better but thats a punting bonus in my experience. ;)

Ahhh, i see, I misunderstood!- I thought Smiths had been kidnapped and taken over by someone from UKPunting.

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Her yelling "don't touch my hair" when I moved my hand towards it. That happened last week.

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Poor attitude and bad communication are a real turn off for me. When I call at 5 minutes to the hour I expect the lady to be ready to give me the address there and then, and if she needs another 2/3 minutes she can tell me. Not to ask me to call again in 5 minutes.

100% agree.

There are so many ladies out there who seem to have no idea about good communication-- sometimes its stunningly bad, I just cant fathom it. !! :(

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Her yelling "don't touch my hair" when I moved my hand towards it. That happened last week.

Me too !! I was on a repeat visit, having only seen her 2 days earlier. I accept she prolly had another booking immediately after me, but it seemed so unnatural, really put me off !

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1. If we don't click.

2. Not going through with what we had discussed my text and phone. Yes, its at her discretion and I wouldn't force anyone, but it can be irritating.

Not clicking can be through 1. above, what's the point in returning?

Seemingly not enjoying things.

Closing eyes or turning head to one side and not looking at you.

Not being fresh.

Not laughing!

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A basic reason for not returning is quite simply that the service isn't as good as expected or provided by other ladies I've seen, or that the services stated as being offered aren't actually available when you arrive.

Other than that, things that I have experienced that meant a return dates definitely wasn't going to happen have included going to the bathroom to find used towels strewn all over the place, and a bin full of used condoms (I know the ladies see other men, but I don't need to see blatant evidence of it/poor hygiene), smelly fanny, sending me unsolicited emails/texts after meeting to tell me when they are next available.

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