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Following on from the thread about what we guys like our dates to wear what are the most stupid requests that you have had?

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whilst not a lady replying, one of the worst ways a lady can show herself to me is by answering the door or appearing with just a towel wrapped a round her. This gives the impression no effort has been made and also one out of the door and another straight in

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Following on from the thread about what we guys like our dates to wear what are the most stupid requests that you have had?

I haven't really had any stupid requests yet. I don't like being told to wear anything very specific, but I don't mind small requests like wearing a particular colour or stockings (probably because I nearly always wear stockings anyway).

I am waiting for the 'all in green' or 'leprechaun hat' requests to start in the run up to St Patrick's day ... :P

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whilst not a lady replying, one of the worst ways a lady can show herself to me is by answering the door or appearing with just a towel wrapped a round her.

I love this look :wub: Right up there with a lady wearing just one of my white shirts :P

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To look a man in the eye whilst sucking him off, with him standing. I demonstrate that it's impossible.

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tin foil hat ? lol.

and gas mask? ;)

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I love this look :wub: Right up there with a lady wearing just one of my white shirts :P

So do i and without the towel is even better. ;)

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To look a man in the eye whilst sucking him off, with him standing. I demonstrate that it's impossible.

looking at your pictures Lara you woundn't have to look me in the eye for to long before i erupted

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ah yes, classic look is the men's shirt on lady -- often seen in fashion shoots too - with a trilby .

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I was once bought a long blonde wig by a client. He seemed to like it but I looked like as drag queen in it.

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I think the OP is asking about the "silliest" outfit requests.... not asking you guys what you do or don't like.

At least let the thread run a while before veering off topic :)

but anyway............. I had a little think about it....

what some may regard as silly but I just found it unusual.... a request to wear rainwear... plastic raincoats

with hoods.... capes... ponchos.... all in cheap transparent and oversized plastic. I first thought it quite bizarre but got to

quite enjoy it all... the client was a real rainwear fetishist and got enormous pleasure from viewing, touching

and photographing me in my outfits. I no longer see this client but I still have the raincoats... just in case!

I do believe I have a "silly" story though. Quite recently I was asked by a known and occasional client to do a very unusual

role reversal.

I dressed as the man.

:blink:

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I was once bought a long blonde wig by a client. He seemed to like it but I looked like as drag queen in it.

I thought it rather fetching.

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I am waiting for the 'all in green' or 'leprechaun hat' requests to start in the run up to St Patrick's day ... :P

Now there's an idea!! :D

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Client's wife's blouse. A little strange in itself, but as I'm around a size 16, and 40c chest, a size 12 wasn't going to fit by any stretch of the imagination!

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Now there's an idea!! :D

I've got novelty socks and I'm not afraid to use them.

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I've got novelty socks and I'm not afraid to use them.

My mind's made up then!! :D

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I sometimes did some mistress work. I bought these stupidly high shoes, that I couldn't walk in. I managed to answer the front door to the client, but realised that I couldn't let him see me walk in them, otherwise he would have run a mile... so I made him go in the bathroom which was by the front door and start licking the toilet seat clean, so that I could make my way back down the hall and sit down for the rest of the appointment, and bark orders at him. :blink:

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I sometimes did some mistress work. I bought these stupidly high shoes, that I couldn't walk in. I managed to answer the front door to the client, but realised that I couldn't let him see me walk in them, otherwise he would have run a mile... so I made him go in the bathroom which was by the front door and start licking the toilet seat clean, so that I could make my way back down the hall and sit down for the rest of the appointment, and bark orders at him. :blink:

Ahhahaha. That's brilliant.

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Id been punting for a couple of years when i met this one WG.

When i was recovering on the bed with her and having a chat. She asked me do i want her to rim me, i always noticed "Rimming" on the other site enjoys list but never knew what it was, i expected it was where you just place your knob over her entry and do swirls with it.

She explained what it was, i was grossed out! Couples of years later, its something i enjoy now, lol

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To look a man in the eye whilst sucking him off, with him standing. I demonstrate that it's impossible.

Did he have a huge belly or something? LOL!

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I am waiting for the 'all in green' or 'leprechaun hat' requests to start in the run up to St Patrick's day ... :P

Now tell me where did you put the daffodil on St Davids Day? :P

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Now tell me where did you put the daffodil on St Davids Day? :P

Near where she has a leak

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Near where she has a leak

Ha ha ha brilliant answer! :P xx

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I love the towel and wet hair look

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