spunkie74

Heaviest Load Youve Ever Released / Received?

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One of the reasons I enjoy sex so much, and therefore punting is that I am able to ejaculate quite heavy loads when sufficiently aroused. When I first started having sex I didnt think anything of this as i thought it was common for most men to produce a decent amount of sperm, but experience as I grew through my teens and twenties taught me that that actually my releases were sustantially heavier than average. Though im not ashamed of my 'talent' it has often caused mild embarrasement and some akward moments when Ive shot my load and its occcassionally gone where we have agreed not to go. Some girls are taken aback when we've agreed to a facial fully expecting a small drizzle, but then having their hair and eyes unexpectedly drenched in sperm. some girls cant stop laughing which is a strange reaction I find.

I would like to know of other heavy load stories and how as a punter or a WG you have dealt with freak ejaculations.

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Ever considered a career in porn ?

Sounds like you could give Peter North a run for his money (shot)......haha geddit geddit ?!

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dont carry scales to a punt.

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I do find this a problem as on occasions I've ejaculated so manfully that owing to Newton's third law of physics I've been thrust backwards into, or even through, the wall, on one occasion actually entering a sub-orbital trajectory without my trousers on.

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I saw a wg a couple of times who after the deed was done would hold up the used condom and examine and comment on the amount of cum discharged!!! Needless to say her comments were positive on both occasions though I thought it was a weird thing to do....

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I was with a girl in Thailand during the floods last year, and she used one of my ejaculations to fill three sandbags. Apparently, my emission saved the village.

She gave me positive comments too.

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em, once did a owo with money shot on face, hair, chest, stomach. the lady told me i'm like double other men...

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I do find this a problem as on occasions I've ejaculated so manfully that owing to Newton's third law of physics I've been thrust backwards into, or even through, the wall, on one occasion actually entering a sub-orbital trajectory without my trousers on.

There was a 'full moon' that night I guess! :lol:

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I was with a girl in Thailand during the floods last year, and she used one of my ejaculations to fill three sandbags. Apparently, my emission saved the village.

She gave me positive comments too.

It was my feminine ejaculation that caused those floods!

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I would like to know of other heavy load stories and how as a punter or a WG you have dealt with freak ejaculations.

I have been with a few heavy cummers in my time.

Two had Portuguese blood in them, not sure if all Portuguese men are the same though :)

Another one,a bloke from down south came to visit me once, well thrice actually.

He had warned me that he cums loads and repeats for England as well, I thought yea right heard it all before......

Boy oh boy, he sure was not telling porkies.

My whole apartment and me got covered with his love juice.

I recall once he was standing up and I was sat down on the settee, he rubbed his cock about twice and it just gushed all over me, over the settee and hit the wall too.

He was so proud of himself :D

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I saw a wg a couple of times who after the deed was done would hold up the used condom and examine and comment on the amount of cum discharged!!! Needless to say her comments were positive on both occasions though I thought it was a weird thing to do....

I wouldn't go as far as holding it up to have a gander, but I do like to see how much is in there.

Strange I know....

Lucy :)

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Hmm Spunkie not as spunkie as he thought he was!

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One of the reasons I enjoy sex so much, and therefore punting is that I am able to ejaculate quite heavy loads when sufficiently aroused. When I first started having sex I didnt think anything of this as i thought it was common for most men to produce a decent amount of sperm, but experience as I grew through my teens and twenties taught me that that actually my releases were sustantially heavier than average. Though im not ashamed of my 'talent' it has often caused mild embarrasement and some akward moments when Ive shot my load and its occcassionally gone where we have agreed not to go. Some girls are taken aback when we've agreed to a facial fully expecting a small drizzle, but then having their hair and eyes unexpectedly drenched in sperm. some girls cant stop laughing which is a strange reaction I find. I would like to know of other heavy load stories and how as a punter or a WG you have dealt with freak ejaculations.

I got hit on the arm by flying jizz that travelled quite a distance at a Bukkake event once and i have seen some heavy spunkers over the years at parties, for me if i dont wank or have sex for a few days the first pop when i do is always quite a load but after that its the usual amount and at punts including parties its a case of diminuishing returns nowadays down to a complete dribble.

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One of the reasons I enjoy sex so much, and therefore punting is that I am able to ejaculate quite heavy loads when sufficiently aroused. When I first started having sex I didnt think anything of this as i thought it was common for most men to produce a decent amount of sperm, but experience as I grew through my teens and twenties taught me that that actually my releases were sustantially heavier than average. Though im not ashamed of my 'talent' it has often caused mild embarrasement and some akward moments when Ive shot my load and its occcassionally gone where we have agreed not to go. Some girls are taken aback when we've agreed to a facial fully expecting a small drizzle, but then having their hair and eyes unexpectedly drenched in sperm. some girls cant stop laughing which is a strange reaction I find.

I would like to know of other heavy load stories and how as a punter or a WG you have dealt with freak ejaculations.

Impressive stuff sir! You had my imagination going there.....

Did it look anything like this?

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/articles/2822062934_5c44ce011b.jpg

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Impressive stuff sir! You had my imagination going there.....

Did it look anything like this?

http://www.popsci.co..._5c44ce011b.jpg

:o

I did get to a stage when I was punting - when I was a bit more relaxed about the whole thing & able to last longer - where I could have some really forceful orgasms. Didn't always match the feelings with the amount of semen, but sometimes I'd do a pretty good job at filling the condom. One of the best "releases" I remember was with a regular WG who could really squeeze with her pussy & on this occasion she got the timing just right, making it feel so much more intense and also prolonging my climax. She eased off when she thought I was done and said something like, "Nice?", which was like me taking my thumb off the end!! "I'm still coming!" I told her, desperate to get the last drops out, so she squeezed me again! Even after I had finished, my cock kept twitching inside her and it was really nice that we could spend a few moments enjoying just holding each other before it was back to reality & time to pull out and clean up. That was when we saw how much I'd shot & she made a joke about being able to repopulate China! Well, not quite but it certainly was a big load. Sex like that is always worth the money :)

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Heaviest load I've released was half a ton of potatoes. Took me ages to pick them all up again. :)

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Heaviest load I've released was half a ton of potatoes. Took me ages to pick them all up again. :)

Not half a ton of haddock, with your username? ;)

Slightly more on topic - but I can't claim to have seen this load - same WG as before, me paying her a visit on the way home from a walking holiday where I'd shared a room with another guy, so I'd hadn't been able to a have a wank for the best part of a week. We agreed on sex with CIM to finish, as I knew I probably wouldn't last long if she sucked me first! Started off by screwing her slowly for a while, then I pulled out, took off the condom and enjoyed a short titfuck before she took me in her mouth. I couldn't hold back for long, she sucked me harder when she heard me starting to groan & I started to come ... and come ... the look on her face was priceless as I kept on unloading when she'd obviously expected me to be done. Wasn't as good an orgasm as the one I mentioned earlier, but it was definitely a big load. We had a laugh about it afterwards, when I reminded her that I did say I hadn't come for a while.

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My heaviest or biggest load was after a 2 weeks of eating celery, i was told to do this :lol: as i will get a huge load.

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Was Russell Brand a big cummer??....Katy Perry seems to be singing about it!! :D

'Cause baby you're a firework

Come on, show 'em what you're worth

Make 'em go, oh

As you shoot across the sky

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There was a 'full moon' that night I guess! :lol:

Realising you may also apply that to my post, the moon was a bit bright but, full, I'm not sure. :)

Some years ago with my first wg, I made her an offer (why I'm not entirely sure) that if she made me cum three times during my appointment I would give her a bonus. Twice was achieved, albeit the second was touch and go, and so three wasn't a realistic goal. I said she could have the bonus anyway, but she insisted on trying. Bringing every effort to bear, she was giving me a hand-job, the most physical I can ever recall, when from somewhere I felt a surge begin and seconds later. with my eyes closed, I felt her jerk and it was all over. When I opened my eyes she said accusingly, 'That one almost got me.' I looked up to see a lampshade hanging low over the middle of the bed, and from the fringe were spots of cum starting to drip down onto my body. The amount I don't know, but the force was one I never knew before nor have I since. :)

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My 1st load is bigger then the next etc so i'd feel kinda bad if i came in her mouth on the 1st one coz i'd feel it would be too much.. So usually for the 1st one i cum on her breasts or bum. The visual turns me on.

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Biggest load ever was a chap who was a talker. The entire time I was sucking his cock, he was saying things like "Ooh, are you going to swallow it all down for me" whilst I nodded gently and made encouraging murmuring sounds (mouth full, remember). In the event, he decided that my boobs were the best place to unload and he did...

Copious amounts of green, lumpy spunk. The voices in my brain shouted "YOU WERE GOING TO SWALLOW THAT!" and my stomach started to roll over. How i managed to keep smiling and keep my lunch down, I will never know.

Glad you asked? :D:P

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Biggest load ever was a chap who was a talker. The entire time I was sucking his cock, he was saying things like "Ooh, are you going to swallow it all down for me" whilst I nodded gently and made encouraging murmuring sounds (mouth full, remember). In the event, he decided that my boobs were the best place to unload and he did........

.......

Copious amounts of green, lumpy spunk. The voices in my brain shouted "YOU WERE GOING TO SWALLOW THAT!" and my stomach started to roll over. How i managed to keep smiling and keep my lunch down, I will never know.

Glad you asked? :D:P

Ugh - you sure you didn't burst a boil or summink!

Ugh - again!! :o

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Biggest load ever was a chap who was a talker. The entire time I was sucking his cock, he was saying things like "Ooh, are you going to swallow it all down for me" whilst I nodded gently and made encouraging murmuring sounds (mouth full, remember). In the event, he decided that my boobs were the best place to unload and he did...

Copious amounts of green, lumpy spunk. The voices in my brain shouted "YOU WERE GOING TO SWALLOW THAT!" and my stomach started to roll over. How i managed to keep smiling and keep my lunch down, I will never know.

Glad you asked? :D:P

I think I know that guy, is this him?

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I saw a wg a couple of times who after the deed was done would hold up the used condom and examine and comment on the amount of cum discharged!!! Needless to say her comments were positive on both occasions though I thought it was a weird thing to do....

i knew a girl who did similar, she would look at the amount of spunk and if there was a lot she would say

" i can tell you have not been wanking much " :(:D

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