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Disappearing For A Few Moments

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Does anybody find it strange when visiting a lady and the money/donation is handed over and the lady says I will be back in a moment. How long is this moment meant to last, sometimes I have found myself waiting for what seems an eterniny just standing there moving from one foot to the other

Othe times the lady puts the money/donation on the side dresser and the action then starts immediately...a lot more intimate in my opinion

In addition when the lady disappears are we meant to get undressed or what? this period I always find awkward

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I usually take the fee and say I will be back with the drinks in a tick.

I then go and watch a re-run of King of Queens and finish that tricky neckline on the

jumper I am knitting for my old uncle Wilf ....

If the client is still there when I get back then he gets a few minutes of my attention.

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I usually take the fee and say I will be back with the drinks in a tick.

I then go and watch a re-run of King of Queens and finish that tricky neckline on the

jumper I am knitting for my old uncle Wilf ....

If the client is still there when I get back then he gets a few minutes of my attention.

:lol: Bwah haha.

Sometimes the lady will be off hiding the money or attending to security procedures (letting a buddy know by phone that someone has arrived), or even just getting things together for the appointment. I don't think I've ever left a client to his own devices for longer than 2/3 minutes, though. Can't imagine what else you'd get up to?

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I usually take the fee and say I will be back with the drinks in a tick.

I then go and watch a re-run of King of Queens and finish that tricky neckline on the

jumper I am knitting for my old uncle Wilf ....

If the client is still there when I get back then he gets a few minutes of my attention.

Adele, how long does it take you to knit that jumper for uncle Wilf......ever thought of having knitting lessons

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Adele, how long does it take you to knit that jumper for uncle Wilf......ever thought of having knitting lessons

Don't get picky with me young man!

I finish one and give it to him in his home for the bewildered and no sooner am I back

then he phones and tells me one of his room mates has swiped it and dribbled all down

the front.

So I start another one pronto.... but the neck ( as anyone who knits knows ) is always the

tricky part.

:eek:

you now have permission to get this thread back on track. :D

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Don't get picky with me young man!

I finish one and give it to him in his home for the bewildered and no sooner am I back

then he phones and tells me one of his room mates has swiped it and dribbled all down

the front.

So I start another one pronto.... but the neck ( as anyone who knits knows ) is always the

tricky part.

:eek:

you now have permission to get this thread back on track. :D

Gee thanks Adele, your a gem.......remind me to not visit uncles home :(

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Does anybody find it strange when visiting a lady and the money/donation is handed over and the lady says I will be back in a moment. How long is this moment meant to last, sometimes I have found myself waiting for what seems an eterniny just standing there moving from one foot to the other

Othe times the lady puts the money/donation on the side dresser and the action then starts immediately...a lot more intimate in my opinion

In addition when the lady disappears are we meant to get undressed or what? this period I always find awkward

Sometimes it does take a long time and i then start worrying about my safety and am even more ready to bolt if necessary, in practice its rarely been a problem, its either a time wasting tactic or it is for the WG to safely stash the money and perhaps inform her security. With regulars they normally do put the money on the side and i agree that is more intimate, i also appreciate her trust.

If a newbie to me i dont get undressed till she has returned when i then have a quick shower, but if a regular i get naked asap.

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So..... seriously....

we all know a lady who has been cheated... by being trusting and putting the fee in a drawer in the boudoir

and then when she has popped out to the bathroom he has taken it back and so gets a free session.... not nice!!

It has not happened to me and won't. I take the fee to another room. I get the drinks and return. 2/3 minutes maximum

unless I trip over the rug in my thighhighs... it happened once and now I always walk very carefully back to the west wing

and re-join my visitor.

;)

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My first thought would be, ok time to fight for my life coz she's about to release some big goon on me lol but that's coz i'm a paranoid guy :ph34r:

Thankfully, this hasn't happened to me yet but i'm not stupid enough to think it won't or couldn't.

Usually i get in, give her the wonga and take a shower. Part of me thinks as soon as i get out there'll be a raging pitbull trying to eat my cock but punting's a risk. I always take my clothes and belongings in the shower with me, i'm not gonna get robbed that easily. But yeah, in reality, they're hiding the money or calling their security.

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My first thought would be, ok time to fight for my life coz she's about to release some big goon on me lol but that's coz i'm a paranoid guy :ph34r:

Thankfully, this hasn't happened to me yet but i'm not stupid enough to think it won't or couldn't.

Usually i get in, give her the wonga and take a shower. Part of me thinks as soon as i get out there'll be a raging pitbull trying to eat my cock but punting's a risk. I always take my clothes and belongings in the shower with me, i'm not gonna get robbed that easily. But yeah, in reality, they're hiding the money or calling their security.

I think there's nothing wrong with both parties taking steps to avoid theft. I often gently point out to clients as they're heading to the shower that it's a good idea to take their things into the bathroom with them -- I'm not going to nick anything, but it's not good to get into the habit of leaving your valuables with a stranger. Equally, when working in my own space, I take the money out of the room before the session begins and that way there's no question of anyone being suspected of anything.

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This can be a problem, in certain badly run saunas, once a girl left me in the room, dissappeared for five minutes and returned with a cup of tea in her hand, she decided that there was no need for my arrival to interupt her schedule. There is actually no point taking a client to a room, if you are not ready for action to begin, he sits there on his own, getting pissed off. I can understand indies doing it, gives an impression that there is somenone else in the flat etc.

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I would have thought that 2/3 mins is enough to hide the cash and call the minder so any more and I would worry.

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I would have thought that 2/3 mins is enough to hide the cash and call the minder so any more and I would worry.

You could view it from the perspective that it is costing you £2.00/£2.50 a minute but, in my experience, if you consider it as part of the overall cost, what is £5 if you are spending £120/£150 and why get wound up and spoil it for yourself? If anything, it's me that watches the clock so not as to overstay my welcome.

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I think there's nothing wrong with both parties taking steps to avoid theft. I often gently point out to clients as they're heading to the shower that it's a good idea to take their things into the bathroom with them -- I'm not going to nick anything, but it's not good to get into the habit of leaving your valuables with a stranger. Equally, when working in my own space, I take the money out of the room before the session begins and that way there's no question of anyone being suspected of anything.

I take NOTHING into the punt. Its not I dont trust ladies, its just not fair to put temptation in anybodies way.

like would you leave your wallet on the table ina cafe while you went to the toilet.

So wallet and phone and anything else locked in car boot. All I have is the cash and car keys. I dont take laptops, weeks tesco shopping or the crown jewels in with me.

i would not expect ladies valuables in the room either.

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I would have thought that 2/3 mins is enough to hide the cash and call the minder so any more and I would worry.

With an indie I'd entirely agree with you - but in my favourite "Sauna", Edinburgh's Scorpio, the wait can be quite lengthy. As I understand it, my chosen virgin has to go to the guichet, where the owner (or his brother) may well be talking to a prospective client, and when he's free, she gets the register off him, verifies how long I've hired the room for, and enters the room number, and the start time (for that dreaded knock) and then returns to me, to start our tryst. One can watch the porno video, or get onto the couch, turn the UV light off, and then go to sleep. I usually sit on the side of the bath, and wait patiently, for her, and its never yet been more than five or ten minutes.

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I take NOTHING into the punt. Its not I dont trust ladies, its just not fair to put temptation in anybodies way.

like would you leave your wallet on the table ina cafe while you went to the toilet.

So wallet and phone and anything else locked in car boot. All I have is the cash and car keys. I dont take laptops, weeks tesco shopping or the crown jewels in with me.

i would not expect ladies valuables in the room either.

You don't take the crown jewels? Curious.

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I've never been left for more than 2 or 3 mins - in some ways its an enjoyable 2 or 3 mins because you know the fun is just about to begin :lol:

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You don't take the crown jewels? Curious.

Prince Philip is obviously still up for it for is age, let's face it, you probably wouldn't fancy the Queen would you?

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This can be a problem, in certain badly run saunas, once a girl left me in the room, dissappeared for five minutes and returned with a cup of tea in her hand,........

From the tone of your post, I suspect you were not offered a cuppa? Charming hospitality, eh?

Some girls are clueless when it comes to customer service.

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Prince Philip is obviously still up for it for is age, let's face it, you probably wouldn't fancy the Queen would you?

More than Camilla actually!

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It is irritating if you get left alone for more than 10 mins. Once I got left for 20 mins and left the bedroom to find the girl. I was using a walking aid so not very mobile and she sent security to force me to return to the bedroom. She never returned to the room so I left the flat £150 poorer. I later learned that the security guard fell down the outside stairs of the maisonette that same evening. Nowt to do with me obviously, karma caught up with him. Heh.

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I've never been left for more than 2 or 3 mins - in some ways its an enjoyable 2 or 3 mins because you know the fun is just about to begin :lol:

It happened to me a few years ago - on my very first visit to a WG !!! It probably was only 2 or 3 mins as you say, but it was definitely the longest 2 or 3 minutes of my life. I visit parlours a lot less these days and find it happens to me a lot less. I don't know if that is a coincidence or not.

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It is irritating if you get left alone for more than 10 mins. Once I got left for 20 mins and left the bedroom to find the girl. I was using a walking aid so not very mobile and she sent security to force me to return to the bedroom. She never returned to the room so I left the flat £150 poorer. I later learned that the security guard fell down the outside stairs of the maisonette that same evening. Nowt to do with me obviously, karma caught up with him. Heh.

So why you did not demand your £150 back, when the security "forced" you to return? Did you paid before she left you for 20 minutes, or after security chased you back to the bedroom? Surely, its looks like some kind of scam, and I think you should report it here. (providing she is still advertising).

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More than Camilla actually!

'

My strange brain just conjured up a mental picture of Philip having a threesome, with Camilla and the Queen singing 'We will, we will, ROCK YOU'. Oooo-er :eek:

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Does anybody find it strange when visiting a lady and the money/donation is handed over and the lady says I will be back in a moment. How long is this moment meant to last, sometimes I have found myself waiting for what seems an eterniny just standing there moving from one foot to the other

Othe times the lady puts the money/donation on the side dresser and the action then starts immediately...a lot more intimate in my opinion

In addition when the lady disappears are we meant to get undressed or what? this period I always find awkward

I have always found "please get ready - I'll be back in a moment" followed by more than a very short delay to be a big turn-off. I sometimes think you are supposed to use the time arousing yourself to make sure that no time is wasted when the lady reappears - after all time is important to both of you and all you wanted was a hands-free wank. In fact, not knowing what I (the customer!) am meant to do, when there is a long delay, I usually end up sitting on the bed in my boxers feeling like I am waiting for a medical examination.

The ladies I like to see manage my expectations and our time properly and don't put me through all this. So if they need some time on their own before we get started then it happens while I am having a shower, or enjoying a drink after a few minutes of conversation, or even doing exactly what I am told: said in the right accent "Please take off your clothes and lie on your front on the bed - I will be back in exactly five minutes to deal with you." can be a real turn-on!

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