Dang Leeballs

Tell-tale Signs That Punting Is On Your Mind Too Much ...

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Maybe it was my mind wandering to thoughts of an upcoming punt this weekend, or maybe it's a result of lurking / posting on this forum too frequently, but I think my punting activities are clouding my thoughts in the 'civilian' world.

Today, when a colleague came back late from lunch, sat down and said 'I've just splattered a bird', my first thought was 'Christ, he's really open about his punting activities'.

It was of course, just his way of referring to an unfortunate incident where his car hit a pigeon that was too slow to fly out of the way !!

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hehehe.

tell tale sign: you suspect colleages who turn in early have an appointment laid on. Stay in lobby to keep an eye out.

next tell tale sign: you suspect every female who enters the hotel to be an escort. (some obviously are).

tell tale sign: you eye receptionists (business and hospitality), PR-birds, shop-girls, waitresses etc, and think: "Is She Working as a sdeline.?" (especially the divorced and financially tight secretaries with 3 kids, some have that perfect yummi-MILF look...)

tell tale sigh: you talk to the student-intern and think: "she'd be perfect for the Game, doesnt need to take on uni-debt..."

basically, being a punter turns you into a DOM: Dirty Old Man.

and note: emancipation and all this equality-stuff stil has a long way to go.

I'm not going to describe the RiDiCuLous token-action-waste of money my company did for world-Ladies-day.

But I will happyly take out 1 or more of the secretaries to an expensive lunch, on my personal expense, for secretary-day

And I will never touch our secretaries either!

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basically, being a punter turns you into a DOM: Dirty Old Man.

LOL, I'm always thinking "Pretty Lady, Lovely Car! mmmm.. must be!"

Me and my imagination, it will probably get me in to trouble one of these days.

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Anytime i spend a considerable amount of money on anything (a rarity) i always do a quick sum in my head and work out just how many punts i could get with that.

I do the same "assessing" every women i meet thinking if shes considered being a wg, wondering what she be like in the sack, but maybe thats just the male condition...

I did once get into a car accident because a wg i was driving home was giving me a blow job, so technically punting was on my mind and caused the accident but also there were extenuating circumstances. Nobody was injured. Except me actually.

Songs take on new meanings when puntings on the brain, and i dont just mean the likes of Brown Sugar or Backdoor Man. i mean the likes of Liberty X Feel the rush. I need help

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I link names of females i know to wg's i have seen, and my mind is instantly in a world of pleasure

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Maybe it was my mind wandering to thoughts of an upcoming punt this weekend, or maybe it's a result of lurking / posting on this forum too frequently, but I think my punting activities are clouding my thoughts in the 'civilian' world.

Today, when a colleague came back late from lunch, sat down and said 'I've just splattered a bird', my first thought was 'Christ, he's really open about his punting activities'.

It was of course, just his way of referring to an unfortunate incident where his car hit a pigeon that was too slow to fly out of the way !!

When your driving and end up sniggering when you see number plates of "OWO","BBJ", "CIM", "CG" ,"RO", "HOD", "JRC", PNT"

The numbers of 69 in anything.....

When you look forward to the local parlour schedule updating like the announcement of the next FA cup matches....

......

<Rummage though a bag of numbers >

"Number 6" ,

""Alex" will be working on "

Rummage though the a bag of numbers

"Number 3",

" Wednesday till 7pm..."

...

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Thinking every bloke on their own near Staples in Milton Keynes is going to/coming from MK Escorts apartment.

Thinking everyone I see near Staples in Milton Keynes has sussed that I am on my way to/just left MK Escorts apartment.

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lol I tell you what it has done to me.....and I feel bad for this but sometimes if Im on holiday for instance and see an old man with a relatively young girl....my mind starts assuming she could be wg but it could be father and daughter/grand daughter or niece etc !!

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lol I tell you what it has done to me.....and I feel bad for this but sometimes if Im on holiday for instance and see an old man with a relatively young girl....my mind starts assuming she could be wg but it could be father and daughter/grand daughter or niece etc !!

Tends not to happen if you take your holidays at home!

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I link names of females i know to wg's i have seen, and my mind is instantly in a world of pleasure

You should be lucky you don't know the females I do. Pain is a better word. Although I guess there is a market for that too.

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Anytime i spend a considerable amount of money on anything (a rarity) i always do a quick sum in my head and work out just how many punts i could get with that.

I do that too! Helps me stop spending a load of money on the wrong things!

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