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Complicated Menu

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I hate being given a menu any way: I much prefer an all in price. But has anyone ever seen such a complicated menu as this ? http://www.thebunnylounge.co.uk/rates.htm

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, no "with or without music" option on the "Optional Strip Tease and Lapdance to music".

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I agree. I've looked at The Bunny Lounge portfolio more than once in the past and thought "I must pay them a visit" but since they've instituted this menu, I don't think I can be bothered wading through all the complexities!

As they publish a menu, I wonder if they also have a ma

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As they publish a menu, I wonder if they also have a ma

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LOL, BTW have you noticed that the "Striptease and Lapdance to Music or Body to Body Massage" is not optional on #3 & #4.

Sasfan, you have also noticed this some time ago.

I find #5 interesting, it states, among other things, that you can have "Oral 'with' (twice)" and "69 (twice)", so assuming that you pass on the "6" or "9" (depending upon body orientation) does that mean that you can have "Oral 'with'" 4 times? It also states that you can have "Reverse Oral (twice)" and "69 (twice)", so assuming that you ask the lady to pass on the "6" or "9" (depending upon body orientation) does that mean that you can have "Reverse Oral" 4 times?

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Sasfan, you have also noticed this some time ago.

I find #5 interesting, it states, among other things, that you can have "Oral 'with' (twice)" and "69 (twice)", so assuming that you pass on the "6" or "9" (depending upon body orientation) does that mean that you can have "Oral 'with'" 4 times? It also states that you can have "Reverse Oral (twice)" and "69 (twice)", so assuming that you ask the lady to pass on the "6" or "9" (depending upon body orientation) does that mean that you can have "Reverse Oral" 4 times?

So many questions, sadly so few answers.

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Would this be better suited to a spreadsheet? :rolleyes:

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Just realised Sadie is back. She worked there a few years ago. Lovely girl.

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Would this be better suited to a spreadsheet? :rolleyes:

It is bad enough having to pay for sex but to have to go through a menu to decide waht is wanted is sheer nonsense. I gave up parlours for that reason and much prefer to all-in-GFE for an agreed fee. Thus if I find a case of bad breath with an all in fee I don't feel I have been conned into paying extra for 'kissing.'

So parlours stop this comlicated nonsense.

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Sasfan, you have also noticed this some time ago.

I find #5 interesting, it states, among other things, that you can have “Oral ‘with’ (twice)” and “69 (twice)”, so assuming that you pass on the “6” or “9” (depending upon body orientation) does that mean that you can have “Oral ‘with’” 4 times? It also states that you can have “Reverse Oral (twice)” and “69 (twice)”, so assuming that you ask the lady to pass on the “6” or “9” (depending upon body orientation) does that mean that you can have “Reverse Oral” 4 times?

It's a bit like wondering if you have to hang your coat on the lower peg if your brother's having a haircut or if you have a chit from Matron..... etc etc

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It's a bit like wondering if you have to hang your coat on the lower peg if your brother's having a haircut or if you have a chit from Matron..... etc etc

I like your style, I had not given any consideration to those particular, and very valid, points.

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Remember years ago in a parlourwhen I sat on a chair and the WG sat on the edge of the bed and held up her menu.

i had to read thro the details and prices, i kind of thougt she had gone thro it so many times that she no longer had the energy to keep reading to the punter.

i can only remember the last on the list was anal sex @ £100 and that was maybe 20 years ago

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It's a bit like wondering if you have to hang your coat on the lower peg if your brother's having a haircut or if you have a chit from Matron..... etc etc

That was the start of a great sketch concerning sex education:

"Had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?"

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I agree with the comments about the menu. It put me off going there for years. But I did finally try them out and the girl I picked was a smasher. Have got at least two others in my sights now.

For all the complex options available, there was actually nothing that quite reflected my ideal needs. I refused to go for the £160 option as that would be paying more than for an independent lady, so I reluctantly settled for the £150 45-minute option. She was so good I didn't feel swindled. But it might be a better deal for those who are happy with the half-hour options.

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Heck £180 per hour full personal service!

I usually pay around £240 for 2 hours outcall which includes anything I want, and as many times as I can. No payments for 'extras'.

2 hours at this place would cost me £360. Thank you but no.

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Can you fit all those activities listed for £180 into 1 hour? Just worked it out and as long as you spend 5 minutes on each item, and along with 60 seconds to get into position for the next one you are at 53 minutes.

Phew!

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Heck £180 per hour full personal service!

I usually pay around £240 for 2 hours outcall which includes anything I want, and as many times as I can. No payments for 'extras'.

2 hours at this place would cost me £360. Thank you but no.

I agree. They have some lovely ladies there, one or two of whom work for other agencies for a lesser price. Went there once myself and saw a lovely girl & just paid £75 for a half hour with no "extras". Anyone going there would need to take their lap-top as well as a calculator in order to know what they were in for:)

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I hate being given a menu any way: I much prefer an all in price. But has anyone ever seen such a complicated menu as this ? http://www.thebunnylounge.co.uk/rates.htm

I agree its a ridulously complicated menu and i have said so in the past. I have punted with many of the present ladies advertised at TBL and must say they have all been top notch. I have always gone for the VIP hour and although overpriced IMO i have received excellent service, which is why i have returned. I would say if a punter is expecting an appointment to start on time this is not the establishment to frequent, TBL has no concept of timekeeping, from my experiences starting 20-30 minutes after the agreed time is the norm, but the ladies i have seen have been worth the wait, and patience is not one of my virtues.

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Can you fit all those activities listed for £180 into 1 hour? Just worked it out and as long as you spend 5 minutes on each item, and along with 60 seconds to get into position for the next one you are at 53 minutes.

Phew!

Yes, i can easily fit the activities listed into the hour, and at that price i ensure i do.:):rolleyes:

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I hate being given a menu any way: I much prefer an all in price. But has anyone ever seen such a complicated menu as this ? http://www.thebunnylounge.co.uk/rates.htm

The thing is you only pay for what you want, these so called escorts will charge you for everything whether you want it or not.

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The thing is you only pay for what you want, these so called escorts will charge you for everything whether you want it or not.

That is all very well if all you want is a straight f*ck. However I find that what I end up doing very much depends on the WG and her attitude as things progress. I may not have thought of OWO at the start but I might change my mind - and being told that it will cost an extra £20 kills the atmosphere.

Ban memus and only charge extra for anal.

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The thing is you only pay for what you want, these so called escorts will charge you for everything whether you want it or not.

Are you not meant to be on holiday, instead of posting on here about parlour menus? ? :):confused::D

Jimmy. I cannot believe you post on here while you are in Hong Kong. FFS, enjoy your holiday. This board will still be here when you get back. :)

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They might do better to follow the Chinese takeaway system and allocate groups of services by numbers, but even a 69 would entail knowing if they did their bit covered or not.

A number 4, plus 7 plus 33 plus 69© might be quite nice but I reckon I'd have lost interest scanning the options and wondering if a bar code might enter into the transaction at the pos moment.

Nothing to beat a nice regular who provides what you want, how you want it and at a reasonable price .... it's just leaves the problem of finding one!

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A number 4, plus 7 plus 33 plus 69© might be quite nice

An excellent choice if I may say so :-

4. Toasted Prawn toasted with Sesame seed £2.80

7. King Prawn cocktail £2.90

33. Mushroom, green peppers and black bean sauce £3.70

69C. Egg fried rice £2.10

Total (excluding delivery) £11.50

Enjoy your meal.

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The thing is you only pay for what you want, these so called escorts will charge you for everything whether you want it or not.

Hmmm. At least the Bunny Lounge puts it's menu on the internet, so you can turn up with the right amount of cash if you've planned and counted correctly (so much for spontaneity though :D). My last parlour visit was to see a girl who I had seen once before at a previous establishment. The first visit had cost me £140 all in for an hour. Imagine my surprise when I turned up for the second visit to the girl - my first at this new parlour, only to be told that for the services I had requested (sex, owo and cim - the same as I had received at the previous establishment) that the cost would be £190, despite an advertised price of £150 !!! I actually hadn't bought enough cash with me and had to settle for a 30min booking, which didn't really suit at all. Needless to say I won't be returning, which is a bit of a shame as they have some great girls on their books at the moment.

Ironically, the girl told me she had moved establishments because the owner of the first place was "too greedy" :)

P.S. I hope you are enjoying your holiday Jim

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