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Dutch Sex Slang Words

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Hello, as I speak a bit of Dutch and I am planning to visit the scene every now and again I have registered to hookers.nl, which has been often mentioned here. But my knowledge of Dutch sex slang is limited.

Where could I find a comprehensive list of Dutch sex words, not just the plain vanilla 'neuken', 'pijpen' and 'zonder condoom' but also all the fetish ones? For example what's the translation of watersports, hardsports, GFE, facesitting and all the likes?

I also need the translation of the word 'geouwezwam' as in 'Gangbangs geouwezwam' or 'Amsterdam geouwezwam'.

Any input appreciated.

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be aware slagroom is not a sex word. its cream.

caffe mit slagroom is coffee and cream.

and Kunts Wet isnt sexual either, its a station on the Brussel Metro.

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Hardsports is 'kakseks' (never say this in public)

Watersports is 'plasseks' (pee sex)

Facesitting is the same

Pussy is 'kut, poesje'

Cock is 'lul'

RO is 'beffen'

FK is 'tongzoenen'

GFE is the same

Hope this helps

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Thanks all, it's a good starting point. I wonder how newbie008 got to know these terms? Are you a frequent punter in Holland?

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Does anybody know the meaning of these words in Dutch slang:

- DVP (probably working girl?)

- Wandelaar (rambler but probably punter?)

- SOA

Thank you

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Thanks all, it's a good starting point. I wonder how newbie008 got to know these terms? Are you a frequent punter in Holland?

I'm Flemish marcodr :)

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Wandelaar is punter I think, SOA is STD

DVP is WG

(I had to look up these terms as well :) )

Edited by newbie008

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poep and stront are good words. both mean shit, but one is hard and the other soft i think

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poep and stront are good words. both mean shit, but one is hard and the other soft i think

Poep is used in the Netherlands. Stront in Belgium (no idea if it is used in the netherlands).

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Poep is used in the Netherlands. Stront in Belgium (no idea if it is used in the netherlands).

do you shout stront when you hit your thumb with a hammer?

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do you shout stront when you hit your thumb with a hammer?

lol no usually 'godverdomme' (god damn it).

(No offence to religious people on here)

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Poep is used in the Netherlands. Stront in Belgium (no idea if it is used in the netherlands).

"Stront" is also used in the Netherlands.

Some other terms (not seen above)

- NZC = neuken zonder condoom = to fuck without condome;

- NMC / intiem = neuken met condoom = to fuck with condome;

- PZC = pijpen zonder condoom = blowjob without condome;

- PMC = pijpen met condoom = blowjob met condome;

- TZ (only seen in Belgium) = tongzoenen = French Kiss;

- Diep tongzoenen = Deep French Kiss;

- Kontlikken / rimmen / baffen? = to rim;

- Vingeren = to finger;

- Beffen = cunnilingus, giving oral pleasure to a woman;

- Frans (lit. French) = blowjob;

- Grieks (lit. Greek) = anal fucking;

- Russisch (lit. Russian) = fuck between tits;

- Prostituee = prostitute. In Dutch I tend to call incall escorts prostituees as well;

- Sperma = sperm;

- Zaad = semen, sperm;

- Geil (as noun) = cum.

Other words:

- Klaarkomen = coming / cumming;

- Vagina = vagina (but different pronunciation and stress);

- Penis = cock (penis is not colloquial or slang);

- Uur = hour;

- Minuten = minutes;

- Afspraak / date = date;

- Geld = money;

- Kamer = room;

- Pooier (sometimes also gastheer, gastvrouw) = pimp;

- Bar = bar;

- Seksclub = sex club.

- Seks = sex;

- Raamdame or raamprostituee = prostitute from the Red Light District, especially in The Wallen in Amsterdam.

Relevant bodyparts;

- Mond = mouth;

- Tanden = teeth;

- Tong = tongue;

- Lippen = lips;

- Lichaam = body;

- Handen = hands;

- Arms = armen;

- Rug = back;

- Buik = belly;

- Legs = benen;

- Voeten = feet;

- Vingers = fingers;

- Haar = hair;

- Gezicht = face;

- Ogen = eyes.

This is quite a long list. Ask more if you miss some words.

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