kembo

Argh! Escorts With Goldfish Memories!

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Ok so today I contacted an escort for a booking through the other site. It was followed up by four messages, each of which required me to re-verify something that I'd already told her. It was like each time she contacted me and I replied, her next message sounded as though it was the first time she'd heard from me!

And it's not just this one girl who was like this. Most times I've made a booking the escort has either forgotten something I asked for, has asked me to reverify something numerous times or ended up messaging me questions that were clearly intended for someone else.

Does anyone else get this?

I've no doubt many escorts can be inundated with booking requests, not to mention the time wasters, but I'm not convinced that's a good enough excuse. Plenty of jobs can have a greater degree of information bombardment and manage fine with a little organisation.

My main gripe though, is that it comes across as terribly unprofessional. That along side how few escorts can be bothered writing "you" instead of "U". Come on!?! We live in an age of predictive text. It's actually harder these days to type "u" instead of "you" for crying out loud! Don't go telling me you're an elite courtesan that would fit in at any social engagement and then text saying, "Yes huny I cn fit u in at 3 tmrw".

Ok I better stop, I digress and I feel a rant coming on. I love you guys really. I'd just love to meet an escort that remembers everything I ask and messages me with plain English. *sigh*

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You're obviously attracted to the thick ones! ;)

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Wait I don't understand. Did you mean: ur obvusly attrctd 2 tha fik 1s?

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Oh and one more thing....if one more escort calls me "Honey" or "Huny", I swear the next punt I go to I will cover myself from head to foot it strawberry jam, shouting, "There call me honey now! I dare you!"

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If you choose fools, don't complain. There are lots of sensible escorts, as Lydia said.

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Oh and one more thing....if one more escort calls me "Honey" or "Huny", I swear the next punt I go to I will cover myself from head to foot it strawberry jam, shouting, "There call me honey now! I dare you!"

and if one more client calls me 'babe' I shall oink at them!

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Ok so today I contacted an escort for a booking through the other site. It was followed up by four messages, each of which required me to re-verify something that I'd already told her. It was like each time she contacted me and I replied, her next message sounded as though it was the first time she'd heard from me!

And it's not just this one girl who was like this. Most times I've made a booking the escort has either forgotten something I asked for, has asked me to reverify something numerous times or ended up messaging me questions that were clearly intended for someone else.

Does anyone else get this?

I've no doubt many escorts can be inundated with booking requests, not to mention the time wasters, but I'm not convinced that's a good enough excuse. Plenty of jobs can have a greater degree of information bombardment and manage fine with a little organisation.

My main gripe though, is that it comes across as terribly unprofessional. That along side how few escorts can be bothered writing "you" instead of "U". Come on!?! We live in an age of predictive text. It's actually harder these days to type "u" instead of "you" for crying out loud! Don't go telling me you're an elite courtesan that would fit in at any social engagement and then text saying, "Yes huny I cn fit u in at 3 tmrw".

Ok I better stop, I digress and I feel a rant coming on. I love you guys really. I'd just love to meet an escort that remembers everything I ask and messages me with plain English. *sigh*

You could phone and speak with her. It can be quite difficult when you've got a couple of people texting questions, couple of phone calls come in, you take a seperate booking then forget where on earth you are with your other two conversations (although phones are getting better these days as stringing texts together for you). All this whilst possibly getting ready for another booking, or doing anything at all. Quick phone call, 2 way real time exchange of question and answer often clears things up.

I hear you on the text thing it's pretty universal I'm afraid "R U 3?" or "wen & wer lv" are great examples of texts that are going to have me wondering........

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My main gripe though, is that it comes across as terribly unprofessional. That along side how few escorts can be bothered writing "you" instead of "U". Come on!?! We live in an age of predictive text. It's actually harder these days to type "u" instead of "you" for crying out loud! Don't go telling me you're an elite courtesan that would fit in at any social engagement and then text saying, "Yes huny I cn fit u in at 3 tmrw".

Completely with you on this, I detest text speak - I even punctuate my texts properly :( . OK, probably just means I'm an old fart...

What I find even harder to understand is the few that post on the forum in text abbreviated style. Surely that's harder to type, and definitely hard to read - for me anyway. There's one culprit in particular on here, I haven't seen a post recently, but I've given up even trying to read his posts, I just skip over them.

Oh, and while I'm getting this off my chest, what's wrong with the people who post in all lower case, usually with little or no punctuation? Can't read those either! :wacko:

Edit - punctuation!

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When ever I receive text speak I reply asking to send again using real words.

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When ever I receive text speak I reply asking to send again using real words.

Love it!

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As Strawberry suggests, a phone call to the lady should clear things up. If I ever have a specific request (pretty rare as I like to go with the flow) I will mention it as we greet each other. Generally it's an item of clothing, and it will appear, as if by magic, from underneath whatever is visible.

I used to visit a lady who would have my e-mails up on her screen and we would read them together over a drink.

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My main gripe though, ........................ how few escorts can be bothered writing "you" instead of "U". Come on!?!

This is a particular bugbear of mine too. If I am messaged or email at any time with so called 'TXT SPK' or 'text speak' then I immediately form a negative opinion of the writer - often to the point of dismissing him as a potential client and discontinuing the one sided conversation. Pearls before swine comes to mind the moment I see " wld lv 2"

Its lazy, rude and unintelligent. in my opinion shows a complete lack of respect for the recipient as well as a lack of self respect from the sender.

Do men still yet not realise that intelligence and attention to detail are just as attractive as looks and broad shoulders? In fact they're sometimes far more attractive than any asthetic consideration.

Call me old fashioned but a well written email or even text message that obviously has some thought and intelligence attatched, can get you to the front of the que- much further than the txt spk rubbish.

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Oh and one more thing....if one more escort calls me "Honey" or "Huny", I swear the next punt I go to I will cover myself from head to foot it strawberry jam, shouting, "There call me honey now! I dare you!"

That would make a terrible mess of the sheets!!

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This is a particular bugbear of mine too. If I am messaged or email at any time with so called 'TXT SPK' or 'text speak' then I immediately form a negative opinion of the writer - often to the point of dismissing him as a potential client and discontinuing the one sided conversation. Pearls before swine comes to mind the moment I see " wld lv 2"

Its lazy, rude and unintelligent. in my opinion shows a complete lack of respect for the recipient as well as a lack of self respect from the sender.

Do men still yet not realise that intelligence and attention to detail are just as attractive as looks and broad shoulders? In fact they're sometimes far more attractive than any asthetic consideration.

Call me old fashioned but a well written email or even text message that obviously has some thought and intelligence attatched, can get you to the front of the que- much further than the txt spk rubbish.

I absolutely agree with everything you say. The mind is far more attractive than the body in my opinion. Text speak is such a turn off - I have never seen anyone who uses it. My texts maybe long (sometimes 2 or three messages!) but they are well written and respectful of the person I am writing to, I expect the same.

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If ever there were a thread where posters spelling, punctuation & grammar should be impeccable, it's this one.

Still, I guess the older generation taught the allegedly illiterate "yoof" of 2day!

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Kembo,

Sometimes the PM on the other sites are replied by the profilers/pimps, etc.

Such that once when I exchanged a few PM's giving all the details, etc and then gave "her" my mobile,

got a text back from the WG, who didnt have a clue about what was discussed.

Initially, I thought she had had a blonde moment, but she was honest enough to say that

it was not her who was replying.

We then went through all the motions again before I finally booked her.

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My experience of the other site is that it's a waste of time trying to establish contact for a first visit by text or email and that phone is the only way to go. Even with girls I have seen several times, emails are unreliable. Several have told me that they get so many time-waster texts and emails that searching through them to find the few that are genuine just doesn't get done when they are busy. The popular ones may get 100 or more messages in a day, so I have some sympathy for what others may regard as unprofessional and un-businesslike conduct.

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I like to do most of my pre-booking communication with the lady by pm. Unfortunately the timewasters have screwed things up for people like me. :mad: However, I think many girls either are lazy or dont have a clue how to come across wel this way. Biggest problem I find,is that very often the questions I ask are not answered properly or at all. :P

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If ever there were a thread where posters spelling, punctuation & grammar should be impeccable, it's this one.

Still, I guess the older generation taught the allegedly illiterate "yoof" of 2day!

I think you missed an apostrophe there Lara :unsure:

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I think you missed an apostrophe there Lara :unsure:

The apostrophe at the end of posters' is a smaller sin than those of the Hyancinth Buckets and the Victor Meldrews, but I apologise.

If their style annoys you, cancel or reject the booking!

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Are escorts who seem to have goldfish memories just being koi?

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Are escorts who seem to have goldfish memories just being koi?

Pmsl !!!!

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Oh and one more thing....if one more escort calls me "Honey" or "Huny", I swear the next punt I go to I will cover myself from head to foot it strawberry jam, shouting, "There call me honey now! I dare you!"

With you Kembo. Honey, Hun, Babe etc, etc. Far too Croydon speak for me - with all due respect to the non-speaking Croydoners from Croydon.... Not something that gets me all turned on really

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When ever I receive text speak I reply asking to send again using real words.

Lol nice one, I hate text speak too.

Shelly

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well i try not to use text speak, but i hope no one gets annoyed at the lack of capital letters. i have a very valid reason....my keyboard is broken. every time i use my shift key it types a Q, QLike QThis. so just easier to not use it.

i don't see what is so terrible about text speak, anyway. i try not to use it, but it does sometimes slip out...i would hate to think i'm being judged for that. i don't claim to be super clever or anything.

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