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Pet Likes/dislikes For The Ladies And Also The Guys

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Hi all,

Reading the Forum the other day I came across this old topic and thought it would be worth revisiting it.........comments please from both the ladies and the guys

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Fake moans, and the girl going into bucking bronco mode, the second you have penetrated her.

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Fake moans, and the girl going into bucking bronco mode, the second you have penetrated her.

add:

1. lousy HJ/BJ technique

2. clockwatching

3. sighing impatiently

4. telling you to hurry up (nothing ruins the chances of you 'hurrying up' more than someone telling you to 'hurry up!')

5. avoiding eye contact as much as possible

6. unwillingness to try and learn what 'works' for you and stubbornly carrying on doing the same thing when it clearly isnt 'working'-and then reverting to 'nos. 3 & 4'

7. doing the utmost to get you finished and out way before your booked time is up

8. uncommunicative, unfriendly and making no effort to make you feel welcome or comfortable

9. looking much older and/or fatter than the pics

10. obvious breast implants being touted as natural

11. overly restrictive service, too many 'dont likes' or not providing advertised services

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People who moan all the time.

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Done a survey with our staff and this was their top ten -

1. Poor hygiene was always top, this includes; bad breath, body odour, cock cheese and the apparent inability to wipe your arse properly and wash your nether regions.

2. Poor manners - yes you are paying but that does not give you the right to be rude. (personally I appreciate this works the other way)

3. Clock watching - Yes it works both ways. One girl left room to freshen up, only for the client to verbally dress her down on her return for daring to speak to speak to another client in the hallway in the time he was paying for.

4. Prying - Asking questions about their personal lives or trying to become involved in them. Your appointment is with 'Tracy' the prostitute not Victoria the married mother of 2 who has a mortgage, domestic problems, bills, holidays, families and friends. Accept it. If she wanted you to meet Victoria you would not be paying mate.

5. Sock fluff / Navel debris - sort it.

6. Dirty talk - If they not engaging in it with you then there is a clue there. If you have a 3" cock do not say refer to it as "My big dick". The only big dick in the room in such circumstances is you.

7. Gifts - Think about it. Flowers are normally left on the premises as boyfriends and husbands will ask questions. Chocolates or food in general is fine but accept this will be shared amongst the masses. If a girl refers to her weight or figure a lot then do not buy food.

8. Comedy socks or pants - Homer Simpson does nothing for a girl.

9. Being forced / man handled into positions or situations - as in life establishing mutual respect from the beginning of any event normally leads to a happier conclusion at the end of the day.

10. Breathing - girls said they wished some clients would stop this preferably the day before they intend to book them.

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5. avoiding eye contact as much as possible

that's funny. one of my major pet peeves is when a client insists i give them constant eye contact throughout sex. that to me is what you do when you 'make love'...and i am not making love with my clients, i'm having sex with them.

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4. Prying - Asking questions about their personal lives or trying to become involved in them. Your appointment is with 'Tracy' the prostitute not Victoria the married mother of 2 who has a mortgage, domestic problems, bills, holidays, families and friends. Accept it. If she wanted you to meet Victoria you would not be paying mate.

this one is a major one for me too.

and the hygiene thing is an obvious one

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add: 1. lousy HJ/BJ technique 2. clockwatching 3. sighing impatiently 4. telling you to hurry up (nothing ruins the chances of you 'hurrying up' more than someone telling you to 'hurry up!') 5. avoiding eye contact as much as possible 6. unwillingness to try and learn what 'works' for you and stubbornly carrying on doing the same thing when it clearly isnt 'working'-and then reverting to 'nos. 3 & 4' 7. doing the utmost to get you finished and out way before your booked time is up 8. uncommunicative, unfriendly and making no effort to make you feel welcome or comfortable 9. looking much older and/or fatter than the pics 10. obvious breast implants being touted as natural 11. overly restrictive service, too many 'dont likes' or not providing advertised services

I agree with all that. Apart from being an out and out liar/scammer or rip-off merchant the worst is a WG with a bad attitude, cold and unfriendly, i have no wish to punt with such people and require at least the pretence of being friendly, enthusiastic and warm, it literally makes or breaks ALL my 121 punts. Bad hygiene does also but this is extremely rare in my experience, one WG in the last 5 years. A dirty premises thats unhygienic is another dislike, i can put up with untidy but not dirty, again its rare i see premises that bad thankfully.

Answering the phone during the punt being another dislike or leaving the room for a long period, thats time i have paid my money for her to be in the room with me not swanning about elsewhere.

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Dirty premises with evidence of family life kicking around.

Bad attitude and manners often coupled with lack of enthusiasm

Poor hygiene, this applies to the girl but also facilities such as toilets etc

Inability to communicate

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that's funny. one of my major pet peeves is when a client insists i give them constant eye contact throughout sex. that to me is what you do when you 'make love'...and i am not making love with my clients, i'm having sex with them.

yeah I wouldnt go that far as thats the type of scenario youd expect to play out in a deranged/horror/psychosexual/slasher movie starring a cast against type Robin Williams where he's playing the guy insisting that his wg (soon to be) victim constantly eyeballs him lovingly throughout the deed................

am not suggesting anything like that at all

Something in between the two extremes is ok.............I'm talking about the ones who make an obvious effort to NOT look at you, from the moment you enter her place and hand over the cash, to the bedroom time and all the way through to the time she ushers you out the door.

Thankfully, and due to better planning and even better judgement, I've only experienced this sort of thing on a handful of occasions, and not in recent memory.

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Done a survey with our staff and this was their top ten -

6. Dirty talk - If they not engaging in it with you then there is a clue there. If you have a 3" cock do not say refer to it as "My big dick". The only big dick in the room in such circumstances is you.

Ha,ha , -- but I thought the ladies know they are providing a fantasy service -- why not go with the flow ?

8. Comedy socks or pants - Homer Simpson does nothing for a girl.

I didnt think the ladies would give a rats what socks or knickers were worn ? Where's the sense of humour ?

10. Breathing - girls said they wished some clients would stop this preferably the day before they intend to book them.

The receptionist should make this clear to the client when taking the booking !

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Failing to reply in a reasonably timely fashion and actually answering the questions asked.!

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OK, rudeness, timewaster and poor hygiene are obvious- these are my personal peeves- nothing too serious and all I can tolerate with a happy smile!

1. Being called babe or baby constantly.

2. Swigging from my mouthwash bottle- if you want some ask for a glass!

3. Bits of toilet paper stuck to bottom- I appreciate you've had a good wipe, but ick!

4. Men who don't listen to my directions and then wonder why I am not answering when they are ringing some other poor sods doorbell

5. Shoddy time keeping and expecting that I can hang about waiting. A few minutes is fine, I appreciate traffic and parking can be tricky.

6. Throwing a condom on the floor- usually after sex and he wants to finish off with a hand job or BJ. Noone has thrown a full one of the floor as yet, but if they did they would get the contents 'accidentally' dropped in their shoes!

7. Txt spk texts or one liner 'Are you free?' or 'I want to meet you' type texts or emails,

8. Phone calls with a million questions, all answers found on my website.

9. The assumption I am stupid. i.e. Surprise when I am not a bimbo, have a degree and have had responsible management jobs.

10. Pestering for my real name.

11. Wiping cock with my make up remover wipes. Cucumber tasting cock is weird. Again, I appreciate the sentiment, but have a shower if you need freshening up!

Edited by LondonLydia

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Dirty towels

No deodorant or mouthwash available

Ann Summers underwear

Basques

No clock in the room

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Done a survey with our staff and this was their top ten -

1. Poor hygiene was always top, this includes; bad breath, body odour, cock cheese and the apparent inability to wipe your arse properly and wash your nether regions.

Fair enough and vice versa (especially regarding the feminine equivalent of what you/they poetically refer to as 'cock cheese')

2. Poor manners - yes you are paying but that does not give you the right to be rude. (personally I appreciate this works the other way)

Fair enough and vice versa

3. Clock watching - Yes it works both ways. One girl left room to freshen up, only for the client to verbally dress her down on her return for daring to speak to speak to another client in the hallway in the time he was paying for.

Fair enough and vice versa

4. Prying - Asking questions about their personal lives or trying to become involved in them. Your appointment is with 'Tracy' the prostitute not Victoria the married mother of 2 who has a mortgage, domestic problems, bills, holidays, families and friends. Accept it. If she wanted you to meet Victoria you would not be paying mate.

Fair enough and vice versa (lost count of number of wgs who ask me if I have wife or gf.........personally doesnt bother me........but wait.......MAYBE IT SHOULD....YES !!!!!......ITS NOW MY NO.4 PET PUNTING PEEVE !!!!!!!)

5. Sock fluff / Navel debris - sort it.

Fair enough and vice versa

6. Dirty talk - If they not engaging in it with you then there is a clue there. If you have a 3" cock do not say refer to it as "My big dick". The only big dick in the room in such circumstances is you.

Fair enough and vice versa (if her vagina is wider and looser than coco the clown's bellbottoms then she shouldnt refer to it as"my tight pussy", similarly referring to her AA cup boobs as "my huge tits" reveals the only huge tit in the room to be her)

7. Gifts - Think about it. Flowers are normally left on the premises as boyfriends and husbands will ask questions. Chocolates or food in general is fine but accept this will be shared amongst the masses. If a girl refers to her weight or figure a lot then do not buy food.

Never bought a gift for a wg, but mental note to self: 'never, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstance buy a gift for a wg'.............

...................(ever !!!!!!!!!)

8. Comedy socks or pants - Homer Simpson does nothing for a girl.

Note to self: 'Always enquire by phone call/text/email as to detailed underwear preference of wg for male client' - it is my critical duty to ensure my attire, including and in particular, undergarments, is as faithful to her particular tastes as possible..............or at the very least attempt to discover which prime time television cartoon character actually does 'do something for a girl''

9. Being forced / man handled into positions or situations - as in life establishing mutual respect from the beginning of any event normally leads to a happier conclusion at the end of the day.

Fair enough and vice versa (unless you the punter have paid to be manhandled into positions/situations)

10. Breathing - girls said they wished some clients would stop this preferably the day before they intend to book them.

Fair enough and vice versa (but only the really bad ones who completely coincidentally also never offer refunds)

Edited by BillGoldberg

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1. Poor hygiene was always top, this includes; bad breath, body odour, cock cheese and the apparent inability to wipe your arse properly and wash your nether regions.

Fair enough and vice versa (especially regarding the feminine equivalent of what you/they poetically refer to as 'cock cheese')

2. Poor manners - yes you are paying but that does not give you the right to be rude. (personally I appreciate this works the other way)

Fair enough and vice versa

3. Clock watching - Yes it works both ways. One girl left room to freshen up, only for the client to verbally dress her down on her return for daring to speak to speak to another client in the hallway in the time he was paying for.

Fair enough and vice versa

4. Prying - Asking questions about their personal lives or trying to become involved in them. Your appointment is with 'Tracy' the prostitute not Victoria the married mother of 2 who has a mortgage, domestic problems, bills, holidays, families and friends. Accept it. If she wanted you to meet Victoria you would not be paying mate.

Fair enough and vice versa (lost count of number of wgs who ask me if I have wife or gf.........personally doesnt bother me........but wait.......MAYBE IT SHOULD....YES !!!!!......ITS NOW MY NO.4 PET PUNTING PEEVE !!!!!!!)

5. Sock fluff / Navel debris - sort it.

Fair enough and vice versa

6. Dirty talk - If they not engaging in it with you then there is a clue there. If you have a 3" cock do not say refer to it as "My big dick". The only big dick in the room in such circumstances is you.

Fair enough and vice versa (if her vagina is wider and looser than coco the clown's bellbottoms then she shouldnt refer to it as"my tight pussy", similarly referring to her AA cup boobs as "my huge tits" reveals the only huge tit in the room to be her)

7. Gifts - Think about it. Flowers are normally left on the premises as boyfriends and husbands will ask questions. Chocolates or food in general is fine but accept this will be shared amongst the masses. If a girl refers to her weight or figure a lot then do not buy food.

Never bought a gift for a wg, but mental note to self: 'never, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstance buy a gift for a wg'.............

...................(ever !!!!!!!!!)

8. Comedy socks or pants - Homer Simpson does nothing for a girl.

Note to self: 'Always enquire by phone call/text/email as to detailed underwear preference of wg for male client' - it is my critical duty to ensure my attire, including and in particular, undergarments, is as faithful to her particular tastes as possible..............or at the very least attempt to discover which prime time television cartoon character actually does 'do something for a girl''

9. Being forced / man handled into positions or situations - as in life establishing mutual respect from the beginning of any event normally leads to a happier conclusion at the end of the day.

Fair enough and vice versa (unless you the punter have paid to be manhandled into positions/situations)

10. Breathing - girls said they wished some clients would stop this preferably the day before they intend to book them.

Fair enough and vice versa (but only the really bad ones who completely coincidentally also never offer refunds)

Bill, that is hilarious, especially 6 and 8. Thanks, you really gave me a good chuckle :-)

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And on the serious question of sock fluff, I'm bugged if I know how to avoid this. Sometimes when removing socks, especially if they're new, they leave some fluff. Doesn't matter that they are clean or that you showered an hour earlier, it happens (hangs head in shame).

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10. Breathing - girls said they wished some clients would stop this preferably the day before they intend to book them.

I will never book a girl from House of Divine after reading this. Something I would have considered. I can go with the other stuff but this comment absolutely stinks.

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Failing to reply in a reasonably timely fashion and actually answering the questions asked.!

This

I find that even some reputable WGs are guility of not bothering to answer my enquiries (that are NOT on their profiles), while I understand that a WG is busy / has a life outside of escorting and can even accept others being naturally scatty, their lack of response reflects poorly on them and makes me wonder whether their feedback is actually genuine.

Another dislike is when a WG that does not do period play does not bother mentioning that she is on her period, so I can book other day when I am unlikely to taste copper every time I go down on her.

Also, another dislike is when a WG gets irritable / rude / hot & cold towards me while I am in the middle of getting dressed before leaving and am trying to make a civilised conversation, with a few others still having little bits of toilet paper in their nether regions.

Another pet peeve is when WGs leave outdated / inaccurate info on their profiles (i.e. Town: Euston, Clapham, Stratford, Queensway, etc when acutally in Bond Street), while I understand that some WGs have different incall locations on different days and take that into consideration when booking with others are obsessed about their privacy, I am only willing to travel so far, so at least have the courtesy of putting accurate info instead of saying the nearest station is Mile End on one part of their profile, then Barbican on another when it is actually is in Morden.

Edited by FigureFour

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yeah i don't really get number 10 either, especially since i very much agree with all the other ones. but i have never wished for anyone to stop breathing. that's a tad harsh.

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10. Breathing - girls said they wished some clients would stop this preferably the day before they intend to book them.

Comment to be taken, I'm guessing, with a large pinch of salt. :)

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The question : "Have you cum yet? "

and I had some good laffs at the replies above.

thread of the month?

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This

Another dislike is when a WG that does not do period play does not bother mentioning that she is on her period, so I can book other day when I am unlikely to taste copper every time I go down on her. Perhaps she has a policeman boyfriend?

I will not state a long list of dislikes but I do rather get tired of the questions " so how many do you have in a day/week then?"

or "what time is your next one due in?"

Oh and while I am here....last week I was coming in from shopping and was accosted by a client I saw the week before.... he was "passing" and wondered if I was free. I was but told him politely but firmly to go away.

Edited by ADELE

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Done a survey with our staff and this was their top ten -

1. Poor hygiene was always top, this includes; bad breath, body odour, cock cheese and the apparent inability to wipe your arse properly and wash your nether regions.

2. Poor manners - yes you are paying but that does not give you the right to be rude. (personally I appreciate this works the other way)

I cant bellive in this day and age there are still people like that. Were some guys so brought up badly. If a plumber or electrician comes to your home. Would you tell them to fix fucking the leak / fix my light and fuck off? Or be polite and say hi, heres the problem.... Great Id leave you to it.... fancy a cuppa?

3. Clock watching - Yes it works both ways. One girl left room to freshen up, only for the client to verbally dress her down on her return for daring to speak to speak to another client in the hallway in the time he was paying for.

Well, to be fair, and this brings me to my first and second pet peeve:

Not getting the time we pay for. If we pay for an hour, 2 hours, 30 minutes then we should get the time we pay for.

Say I book for an hour at 6, turn up at 5:55. But waiting around till say 6:03 till I see her walk through the door, add on the time she dissappears to put the money away, nips off for a wee/ shower, (what do they do in that time?), before rearriving in 6:05. Punt proceeds until about 6:55 where thats getting dressed again and being led out... it doesnt actually work out to be a full 60 minutes. its actually 50.

So if shes charging 2 pound a minute thats 20 quid wasted on nothing..

If shes delayed, having to nip off for something, that all scraps into the time we have already paid for that just being wasted...and at 2 pounds a minute its quite a costly waste.

In your example, I think that the punter should rightly be peeved if she off chatting to other non-paying clients during a paid for time. Hes paid for her time and companionship, not the other guy. Someone else is getting time and companionship on the other poor punters time and money. If she gives him those few minutes back then fair doos, but if not, very rude and totally unprofessional in my opinion.

Can you imagine if it was a dinner date, and then during it, she meets a friend/collegue and then buggers off to his table for a natty leaving you at the table on your own?? Not nice..

If some other punter tries to talk to her then she should politely say sorry Im working/Ive got a booking and leave it at that.

And also to my second pet peeve, its inconsiderate other punters.

Nothing puts me off more while having sex than hearing some loud mouth bloke shouting or larking about just outside the door.

Or trying to grab some free time and chat up one of the other girls when its blatently obvious she just left another client or still with another client but cant help trugging up and giving the full on interogation....

We know your having fun but so are we so dont spoil it for others.

4. Prying - Asking questions about their personal lives or trying to become involved in them. Your appointment is with 'Tracy' the prostitute not Victoria the married mother of 2 who has a mortgage, domestic problems, bills, holidays, families and friends. Accept it. If she wanted you to meet Victoria you would not be paying mate.

5. Sock fluff / Navel debris - sort it.

6. Dirty talk - If they not engaging in it with you then there is a clue there. If you have a 3" cock do not say refer to it as "My big dick". The only big dick in the room in such circumstances is you.

Dirty talk just makes me laugh if I try and say it.

But WGs giving dirty talk just sounds so obviously put on..

7. Gifts - Think about it. Flowers are normally left on the premises as boyfriends and husbands will ask questions. Chocolates or food in general is fine but accept this will be shared amongst the masses. If a girl refers to her weight or figure a lot then do not buy food.

I fully know that if I bring some chocs that theyd be shared with others. Id actually expect the maids to be able to have a few chocs as a thank you from me for taking the booking, sorting it out and opening the front door and welcoming me.

Bringing a gift is just a friendly gesture for the girl I see, but I wouldnt expect her to sit there stuffing her face till its all gone. I just hope she appreciates that Ive brought her a gift.

There have been times that its just been tossed aside with "huh" and shrug.. Ouch!

I tend to bring strawberries or berries if shes worried about her weight.

On another note thou:

If Ive bought you a nice top or something like a tight white vest top, maybe Id like to see you in it as Id think youd looking stunning in it and would make the booking terrific.....

If I spend the extra money on something for her to wear and it just gets tossed aside and you dont bother to wear it at all during the booking then ...hmmmm... heartbreaking and a waste of time and money....

8. Comedy socks or pants - Homer Simpson does nothing for a girl.

9. Being forced / man handled into positions or situations - as in life establishing mutual respect from the beginning of any event normally leads to a happier conclusion at the end of the day.

10. Breathing - girls said they wished some clients would stop this preferably the day before they intend to book them.

Other pet peeves:

Airbrushing: Been looking around the London agencies recently but cant belive the sheer number of airbrushing thats going on...I can tell they arent like that.! All these EE girls end up looking all the same, like some fraky cloning accident....

Fake/worrying adverts:

Been looking on the other site: In a 20 miles radias, about 90 profiles appearing...

I know around 10 are real.....the others are either Barebackers or girls with 0 feedback and "private gallery" who never log on.....

Too small a time slot to confirm: If Im working and I can only confirm between say 10:00 -10:30 then I have to sneak out to the car park to sit in my car and phone up, sometimes when its pouring with rain. If its engaged, the phones not being answered, then it very noticable if Im away from my desk. Sitting in my car (in the rain) trying to get through..

I agree if it was a booking for 11 or 12 oclock but Im having to do it for a booking at 6pm that evening.....

Not doing advertised services:

Okay she may not want to do a particular service like CIM/OWO/DFK or RO but if I turn up and little miss CIM/OWO/DFK/RO/GFE turn out to be little miss OW/Peck kiss only/no RO/quick shag and out the door.....Then either your should not have been working or your a scam artist.. either way was a waste of money...

Failure to listen to complaints:

If I quitely PM /DM you to say "Hi" Its not me trying to fuck up your business or pry into your internal affairs or get a rise out of you, Im trying to tell you someone maybe a problem and you may want to sort it before a host of bad FRs come flooding your way. Theres is no other reason for me to contact you.

If you fob me off with excuses and start bad mouthing me on twitter, etc. then I feel dissapointed. The only resort would be for me to exlude you altogether and head for the bad FR or start a thread route....

And the most important one:

If the punter says No IT MEANS NO!!!

If I dont want a handjob, I dont want a Hand Job!

If I dont want to be greased up in massage oil as I dont want it ruining my shirt and trousers, as Id be heading back to the office and it would be obvious, NO means NO!!!

Please dont not keep persisting, rabbiting on, once i say no, please take my word for it that I do not want it.

WGs and Punters MUST always have the right to say NO! Without having to argue and plead with them not to do it.

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Ok the clock watching thing............. :)

I often hear guys tell me they have visited x, y or z and were hurried along and out of the door long before

their paid time was up. I assure new clients that this never, ever, not ever, I mean never ever happens

when they are with me.

B U T

that does not mean they can then take the Hucknall and try squeezing an extra half hour in... unpaid... or

the most comically annoying... guys who are not slow at anything whatsoever during the session but

become slow motion experts when getting dressed... you know.... one sock on and let's chat... two socks on

and let's have a deep discussion.... 2 shirt buttons done and let's talk about holidays.... let's see how many ways

I can get the tie knotted before I am happy with it....

I have said to some they would be no good in a fire :D

You see there are always methods of tactfully or playfully telling someone to vacate the premises.... absolutely no need

to appear grumpy or disinterested just because the appointment is over and time is up. They don't seem to mind. They come back.

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