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I've got a near-side bumper bracket for a 1979 Ford Cortina in the garage. I was going to put in on Ebay but would barter it for a blow-job.

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I've got a near-side bumper bracket for a 1979 Ford Cortina in the garage. I was going to put in on Ebay but would barter it for a blow-job.

Personally Silverado I would hang on to that - I don think there are many of those out there these days.

I have a Sony C7 Beta-Max video recorder in the shed but I would not let it go without guaranteed CIM and swallow.

Edited by OPUS110

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i bartered 30 years board and lodging for sex. pity it didnt work out really :(

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I've got a near-side bumper bracket for a 1979 Ford Cortina in the garage. I was going to put in on Ebay but would barter it for a blow-job.

LOL Silverado :P:lol: xxx

Edited by MissCupcakesx

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i bartered 30 years board and lodging for sex. pity it didnt work out really :(

Now I know it was wrong to chuckle, but I did Cov.

Euros will do for me, but that is cash as well really.

I once crossed my own lines and got a whole load of specialised stone work done in my garden by reg play mate.

He just was the only one who saw my vision......

Lucy :)

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I once crossed my own lines and got a whole load of specialised stone work done in my garden by reg play mate.

He just was the only one who saw my vision......

Lucy :)

Need any windows? How about a nice conservatory? :)

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Need any windows? How about a nice conservatory? :)

Now your typing......... :D

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Hmmm, I was going to say only hard cash for me, but I guess if I wanted something a man could offer I could negotiate!

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Hmmm, I was going to say only hard cash for me, but I guess if I wanted something a man could offer I could negotiate!

See my previous post :)

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See my previous post :)

Am not sure conservatories work on 3rd floor flats!

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Am not sure conservatories work on 3rd floor flats!

Might be worth a survey - never say never !

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Might be worth a survey - never say never !

Well if you could fit me a nice balcony for a shag then I could be pursuaded!

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Well if you could fit me a nice balcony for a shag then I could be pursuaded!

you want to shag on a balcony?

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you want to shag on a balcony?

I have shagged on a balcony, in Cairo with a beauty from Sudan!

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you want to shag on a balcony?

It's fun! Particularly very early morning, or late at night

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Hmmm, I was going to say only hard cash for me, but I guess if I wanted something a man could offer I could negotiate!

Does that mean coins of the realm in place of folding money? I don't have pockets that big! :huh:

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One lady who posts here quite frequently did offer on her web-site to barter her services for pro chain-saw instruction! Leaving aside that I'm not qualified (although I haven't yet cut any of my limbs off) the image of an angry WG chasing a punter through the woods with a buzzing chain-saw did strike me somewhat!

(If she reads this) Did you get what you were after?

Edited by Irgendeiner

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A man who can dance would be good. Argentine Tango is my new favourite, Salsa is good too.

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One lady who posts here quite frequently did offer on her web-site to barter her services for pro chain-saw instruction! Leaving aside that I'm not qualified (although I haven't yet cut any of my limbs off) the image of an angry WG chasing a punter through the woods with a buzzing chain-saw did strike me somewhat!

(If she reads this) Did you get what you were after?

Why she just did not download the manuals from the web? Or maybe she wanted to know how to to lock somebody in the box and slice off the only parts for herself which she could use at the time. Like on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HcbwfZiBXo

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I've got a near-side bumper bracket for a 1979 Ford Cortina in the garage. I was going to put in on Ebay but would barter it for a blow-job.

I've been looking for one of those for ages but would you settle for a hand job instead ? :eek::P

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I tried to get someone to fix my boiler, no takers just time wasters!! So just paid for it myself. I have a garden that needs doing, kitchen needs tiling and I need skirting boards in my living room, I'd be happy to trade, but who goes first?

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will trade electrical work :)

Edited by betaparticles

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PANIC !!

I could not find my wallet as I was leaving home to see one of my nicer SP's .

No cash, no cards to go to the hole in the wall, no NOTHING.

What to do ? I took my cheque book ( old fashioned as I am ) and explained the predicament to her as soon as I entered her door. I offered to leave immediately if she was not happy to take my cheque. Bless her socks , ( quite sexy Hold-Ups, to be honest ! ) she agreed to this, and and evening of fun, laughter and superb sexiness ensued. Believe it or not, I was much relieved when I saw the cheque had been paid a few days later, as I could never have looked her in the eye ( or anywhere else, for that matter :P ) had she not agreed to taking a cheque for 110% of the cash she had expected.

She's a Lovely Lady, anyway, but I thank her all the more for trusting me this way.

Jack. :ph34r:

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PANIC !!

I could not find my wallet as I was leaving home to see one of my nicer SP's .

No cash, no cards to go to the hole in the wall, no NOTHING.

What to do ? I took my cheque book ( old fashioned as I am ) and explained the predicament to her as soon as I entered her door. I offered to leave immediately if she was not happy to take my cheque. Bless her socks , ( quite sexy Hold-Ups, to be honest ! ) she agreed to this, and and evening of fun, laughter and superb sexiness ensued. Believe it or not, I was much relieved when I saw the cheque had been paid a few days later, as I could never have looked her in the eye ( or anywhere else, for that matter :P ) had she not agreed to taking a cheque for 110% of the cash she had expected.

She's a Lovely Lady, anyway, but I thank her all the more for trusting me this way.

Jack. :ph34r:

I take it this wasn't your first time of meeting the lady though Jack ? That would be taking trust waay too far.

Did you ever find your wallet ?

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