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Getting Caught, Literally Red Handed, On The Job.

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Over the last few days there has been a lot of talk about punters getting caught out by the wife or girlfriend and I'm sure we all feel for Lancelot as he works through his problems with his other half - But it could have been much worse.....

The whole topic got me thinking about being caught on the job by a WG's boyfriend or husband. Or, for those of you that arrange outcalls to your homes, to have the missus turn up unexpectedly!

I have seen a number of profiles for girls that are only available for day sessions and during weekdays and I feel sure that, in some cases, this is because their other other half is at work! I was wondering how many of those husbands and boyfriends actually know about it and what would happen if they were to arrive home early and find their beloved naked on the bed with me on top of her! That really does not bear thinking about does it?

Has anyone ever heard of this happening, or had a really close shave? I cannot believe that all non single WG's have understanding partners and that panic has never ensued as the key turns in the lock. Likewise, there must be times that an outcall turns into an unwanted threesome and all hell breaks loose?

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i once did an incall with a girl who was new to the scene and not particularly professional. just 2 minutes after a noisy completion, doorbell goes, she flies into a panic 'that's my boyfriend!'

she managed to usher him into the living room and me down the stairs and out of the door.

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As I mentioned in a post a while back, I had a punt with a girl once who told me as I was getting dressed afterwards (so she wasn't clock watching), that her boyfriend was due at any minute so i had better go out the back way. She had previously mentioned that he had only just been released from prison, for GBH. I didn't hang around!

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I think I would have literally crapped myself, Ray.

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I think I would have literally crapped myself, Ray.

Is that literally or figuratively speaking?

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You make a lot of presumptions.

I get most of my work from Punternet. That means Monday - Friday 11am - 8pm. Weekends are dead, I was willing to see people today (I assumed I'd get the stuff my Boss needs for 8am tomorrow done in the time I've spent acting like a teenage dirtbag) but there is no demand, so I'll offer a day of incalls later this week.

The Unmentionable site gets me more evening & weekend work, but not as much as Punternet.

I would imagine Childcare, or in my case Dog Sitting, makes daytimes easier for a lot of Sex Workers than evenings.

The only guy I've dated whilst Escorting has no idea exactly where I do my incalls, but I vary the locations anyway.

Recently, a client decided not to call to check I was ready for our 17:30, turned up bang on 17:30 or early. He was very distressed to hear me talking to my previous client. Now he reckons he doesn't want to see me again. He had better pray I don't see him!

Clients arrive late & may stay a bit more than the time booked. The biggest risk to clients & WGs in my view is nutty clients!

Oh and maybe that's why I'd rather not work in London. I move my incall base, but I can't take the drama!

It's a sound business decision, which allows many WGs to have a Social / Family life.

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The biggest risk to clients & WGs in my view is nutty clients!

What about those nutty WGs Lara ;) ?

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Didn't I say? Imagine if Mr Too-Keen started knocking on the door & creating a scene! I'm sure that's happened.

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Thankfully, the closest I've ever come to this was the one occasion when a maid started to come into the hotel room while I was *ahem* getting busy (as the youngsters probably don't say) with a WG. A lot of panicked "No, no, we're okay!" shouting from us stopped that one going too far :eek:

Arranging a booking at your own home while you're living with someone would be completely mental, in my opinion, but it may add extra spice for those who like or need that sort of thing.

Please check the use of the word "literally"

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

Oh, and I'm strangely drawn to wanting one of those Gayroller t-shirts - nice one!

Edited by Grendel22

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I don't have sympathy for anyone that gets caught if I'm honest. You take the risk and you make your choice.

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You make a lot of presumptions.

I get most of my work from Punternet. That means Monday - Friday 11am - 8pm. Weekends are dead, I was willing to see people today (I assumed I'd get the stuff my Boss needs for 8am tomorrow done in the time I've spent acting like a teenage dirtbag) but there is no demand, so I'll offer a day of incalls later this week.

The Unmentionable site gets me more evening & weekend work, but not as much as Punternet.

I would imagine Childcare, or in my case Dog Sitting, makes daytimes easier for a lot of Sex Workers than evenings.

The only guy I've dated whilst Escorting has no idea exactly where I do my incalls, but I vary the locations anyway.

Recently, a client decided not to call to check I was ready for our 17:30, turned up bang on 17:30 or early. He was very distressed to hear me talking to my previous client. Now he reckons he doesn't want to see me again. He had better pray I don't see him!

Clients arrive late & may stay a bit more than the time booked. The biggest risk to clients & WGs in my view is nutty clients!

Oh and maybe that's why I'd rather not work in London. I move my incall base, but I can't take the drama!

It's a sound business decision, which allows many WGs to have a Social / Family life.

Interesting - any idea of the reason(s) for this pattern?

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In answer to Beauregard, Mondays- Fridays day times are busier (In my opinion and experience) is because many clients are attached and it's easier for them to slip away in lunch hours or after work or in many cases during the day if they have a job that isn't office based. Not sure why this is higher via PN clients for Lara though.

On topic- anyone who either works or has girls visit their homes they share with others is just asking for trouble and for a girl to do it it is very unprofessional and unfair on her clients. Most men are pretty nervous as it is without some strange bloke barging in!

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Long ago I visited an establishment on a number of occasions during which I saw four lovely ladies, including madam. However, one escaped my clutches because she worked only occasionally, and that was when her domestic situation permitted. I was told by the other girls she was beautiful and when the opportunity arose I was not to miss her. But I made a point of doing so, when I discovered her availability was subject to her hubbies absences from home, and such occasions were dictated by his career ..... as a member of an elite group of fighting men!! Noooooooooo!! :ph34r:

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It could be age: I get far more under 30s from the Unmentionable site.

It could also be job type, or the level of seniority.

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Please check the use of the word "literally"

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

;) Okay, you are of course quite correct. By using the word "literally" in the title, I did, technically, change its meaning!!

The title should read "Getting Caught Red Handed On The Job" however that didn't sound as dramatic as I wanted it to!

For any readers that were unsure about the meaning of the title, what I was trying to say was:

Actually getting caught in the act of committing a misdemeanour, with the evidence there for all to see.

and not:

Actually getting caught with red paint all over your hands!

I think it is fair to say, that although I was technically incorrect, what I said is now in such common use that no one really misunderstood and it is really just a case of waiting for the dictionary definition of literally to catch up with modern usage. Let's not forget that this is a fairy light hearted forum and not an English Language exam! I hope I will be forgiven by all the purists out there - Now were did I put that paint stripper?

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You make a lot of presumptions....

I did say "in some cases" I certainly did not mean to imply that all girls that worked such hours were necessary doing so for that reason. It was just something that I had noticed while browsing profiles. No offence intended.

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On topic- anyone who either works or has girls visit their homes they share with others is just asking for trouble and for a girl to do it it is very unprofessional and unfair on her clients. Most men are pretty nervous as it is without some strange bloke barging in!

I posted something exactly like this about 2 weeks ago: http://www.punternet.com/forum/index.php/topic/23516-hayley-of-farnham/

Lydia, I'm not usually nervous, but it did take me a few weeks to recover my composure in this case! One thing that went through my mind, and still does occasionally: if he'd given me a black eye (or worse), how would I even begin to explain that to Mrs Verser :eek:

I've noticed quite a few profiles that offer times between, say, 10:00 and 14:30, I had assumed this was based around school hours, not a partner's absence!

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The closest I've had was her "male friend" or the guy that obviously fancied her (but did not have the bollocks to say so) and was a white knight leaving the flat as I arrived and deciding to give me some "advice". Fucking wet prick, and I've had told him as much if not for wanting to spoil the punt by pissing her off by telling her "cuddle bitch" what I thought of him. <_<

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The closest I've had was her "male friend" or the guy that obviously fancied her (but did not have the bollocks to say so) and was a white knight leaving the flat as I arrived and deciding to give me some "advice". Fucking wet prick, and I've had told him as much if not for wanting to spoil the punt by pissing her off by telling her "cuddle bitch" what I thought of him. <_<

Are you telling me you've never been under the spell of a woman who is quite happy for you to buy her gifts, take her for dinner, be her 'friend' but would kick you in the nuts if you so much as kissed her on the cheek? With no disrespect intended, your post sounds like something I'd expect from an inexperienced (in life) young lad full of bravado.

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I'm neither inexperienced in life or young. However, I am "takes one to know one".

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