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How Do You Greet An Escort?

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Just a kiss on the cheek, a peck on the lips, or maybe wild FK?

Is it different when you greet a girl you've seen already?

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Just a kiss on the cheek, a peck on the lips, or maybe wild FK?

Is it different when you greet a girl you've seen already?

I say hi and i am ( whatever name i have chosen for that punt) if a newbie to me, if a regular ideally DFK asap.

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I say hi and i am ( whatever name i have chosen for that punt) if a newbie to me, if a regular ideally DFK asap.

This is off topic: but do you always use a fake name when you punt?

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Hopefully I will say wow, you look absolutely stunning. Maybe a peck on the cheek. Not being funny, but I really couldn't steam in with an attitude of just because I'm paying for it the girl HAS to like me. Hopefully, by the time I have left, maybe she enjoyed it a little bit, enough to remember me should I go back.

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This is off topic: but do you always use a fake name when you punt?

Always.

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This is off topic: but do you always use a fake name when you punt?

I don't think it is off topic atall, and, no, I use my real first name, but no surname. I wouldn't have the mental energy to remember a fake name, so if in a moment of abandoned passion she were to say, "Mervyn, Mervyn, you are so good for me, etc., etc...." I'd look round to see who she was talking to!

In your case, assuming that you are a Welsh soldier who is known to all and sundry by his last three (because you are all Davises) you'd be in deep water if instead of being "Oh, Oh, Eight" you passed yourself off as, say, "Two, Eight, Nine"!

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I say "Hello, nice to meet you. Here is your fee."

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I say "Hello, nice to meet you. Here is your fee."

lol are you serious lancelot? :P

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Just a kiss on the cheek, a peck on the lips, or maybe wild FK?

Is it different when you greet a girl you've seen already?

"Hi, lovely to meet you, and my name is smiths."

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by giving her money.. then it's a secret ;)

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lol are you serious lancelot? :P

Yes serious. They seem to appreciate that after all it's business and I know they can't relax until the fee is properly paid so it's best that way - and I count it out a tenner or twenty at a time to make sure it is correct.

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"Hi, lovely to meet you, and my name is smiths."

:D :D You, too? :P

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I usually walk in with my trousers around my ankles and say "You know the score babe"!!!

:lol:

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I shake their hand. Bad habit. Most of them laugh at this and give me a kiss. Good ice breaker.

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Just a kiss on the cheek, a peck on the lips, or maybe wild FK?

Is it different when you greet a girl you've seen already?

If it is a massage parlour, and you've not had an introduction beforehand, then the best routine is to lie butt naked on the bed, facing downwards.

Ladies love to see that when they enter the room.

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"Hi, lovely to meet you, and my name is smiths."

;):D

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I don't think it is off topic atall, and, no, I use my real first name, but no surname. I wouldn't have the mental energy to remember a fake name, so if in a moment of abandoned passion she were to say, "Mervyn, Mervyn, you are so good for me, etc., etc...." I'd look round to see who she was talking to!

Lol, that's exactly my thought!

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I usually walk in with my trousers around my ankles .......

:lol:

Not another teenager.. ;)

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Not another teenager.. ;)

Did you actually read the accompanying article? The ACLU is claiming that legislating against the practice of 'sagging' represents a violation of the human rights of American youth! Makes one want to weep, whether from laughter or despair, I'm not sure. :lol: Edited by Tiggy 7

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My ankles aren't around my arse thankfully...that would be some awfully short legs :lol:

It's been way too many years since i was a teenager :lol:

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Just a kiss on the cheek, a peck on the lips, or maybe wild FK?

Is it different when you greet a girl you've seen already?

With a smile

If it's a girl I've seen before, a big smile

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you dont.

I tend to wait and see how She opens the conversation

and than take it from there.

there have been some interesting greetings moment as well.

me being picked up outside a trainstation (we had met before) - nice sporty car she had.

meeting in the middle of a shopping street (phones).

meeing outside a pub (we both came walking from different sides.. we didnt go in, went elsewhere)

meeting outside a subway station (waving across the street, and boy are high heels inconvenient for walking - oh, and a bloody heavy handbag that was)

meeting outside an embassy (probably 10+ camera's on us)

meeting on a landmark bridge (guess where ... ).

meeting in hotel lobby (more n more, thanks to those elevator-card-machines)

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