Jean Valjean

How Do You Greet A Client?

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The "How do you greet an escort" thread was hilarious, a real hoot. How does it work the other way? Do you have a formula? A repertoire? Leave it to him to set the tone?

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"Hi there. Get you kit off, wash you cock and stick in quick"

Or words to that effect......

Lucy :)

P.S, Leave it to him to set the tone? No way!

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Great answer Lucy, if your anywhere near the East Midlands then you might have just got yourself a new booking following that comment!

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"Hi there. Get you kit off, wash you cock and stick in quick"

Or words to that effect......

Lucy :)

P.S, Leave it to him to set the tone? No way!

Oh Lucy !!

I wash my cock before getting to see a LADY anyway ( and shave, shower and file my nails ! ) but I DO expect to be "allowed" to set the tone to some extent. :unsure:

While I quite like the "gerremoff" attitude, I think I prefer it to be FROM me, rather than TO me. :(

Jack. :ph34r:

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Twas kidding Jack me Lad....

Or was I? ;)

Wondered where you were.

Happy posting!

Lucy :)

P.S. Remember that using capitals mean you are shouting when typed on forums..........now you were not shouting at me were you?!

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It depends on the rapport beforehand.

Is there any banter? Is it very "proper"? Is he nervous?

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Twas kidding Jack me Lad....

Or was I? ;)

Wondered where you were.

Happy posting!

Lucy :)

P.S. Remember that using capitals mean you are shouting when typed on forums..........now you were not shouting at me were you?!

Sorry Lucy :wacko:

I may just SHOUT "gerremoff" to you :wub:

Jack :ph34r:

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It depends on the rapport beforehand.

Is there any banter? Is it very "proper"? Is he nervous?

Yes Lara, it's "banter" :)

Yes Lara, I'm "proper" :wacko:

Yes Lara, I'm nervous :eek:

Are you a psychologist Lara ? :D

Jack :ph34r:

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went to a flat a few years ago, the ladies came into the room one after the other to say hi, the second lady gave my balls a cheeky squeeze, needless to say that's who i spent the next 3/4 hr with

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Depends on the occasion and who it is. Last week I was a bit rude to someone over something silly, and not the welcome he really wanted. I'm hoping he'll let me make it up to him on a future visit.

More often than not it's a kiss and a cuddle, but not everyone is ready for that!

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From my side of this, there's nothing better than walking in (i'm usually told to let myself in these days) being pounced upon and fairly rapidly forced against the wall or wherever in a passionate DFK. Sets the tone splendidly i have to say, and produces an immediate reaction in the trouser department ;)

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As I'm normally visiting a regular, my greeting usually consists of a kiss and "Would you like a cup of tea?". Oh, and me admiring how the lady looks this time! Then we catch up on what's happened to us since we last met.

It probably sounds silly, but the cup of tea element really makes the whole thing feel more natural and less like a transaction. :)

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I totally leave it up to the man, I imagine many of my nervous boys would be terrified if I thrust them up against my wall!

Of course a nice smile and a hello and a kiss on the cheek is always a good starting point! Regulars might get more of a lingering kiss though!

In answer to the the OP question, I'm probably not very exciting, offer them a drink, make small talk about their day/the weather/the traffic and go from there! I think I use that time to gauge what tone they would like. Some want me sweet and friendly and others want slutty so I go from there.

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Of course a nice smile and a hello and a kiss on the cheek is always a good starting point!

I know its a two-way thing but you would be surprised how many wg's dont or cant even do that! some girls just seem to be naturally better at the little things...but it all adds up!

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"How do you greet a client", Usually by shaking hands, however I'm not a WG.

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Yesterday, on meeting a (fabuIous) young lady for the first time (after only the briefest of telephone contact) I was greeted by her standing just inside the door to her flat and found her stark naked apart from some brief white lace panties.....

What could be better than that? :)

(Her panties did not stay on for long.....)

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I open the door and point them towards the decontamination chamber. If they are reluctant, I use the cattle prod.

Once they are suitably scrubbed, I point them towards the bedroom.

I then lay on the bed and look suitably disinterested, possibly rolling my eyes and tutting from time to time.

I pride myself on my warm welcome and great customer service. :P

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I open the door and point them towards the decontamination chamber. If they are reluctant, I use the cattle prod.

Once they are suitably scrubbed, I point them towards the bedroom.

I then lay on the bed and look suitably disinterested, possibly rolling my eyes and tutting from time to time.

I pride myself on my warm welcome and great customer service. :P

You open the door? I just leave it on the latch, switch on the flashing arrows along the floor and go and have a nice lie down. I have also found that sewing whole lychees into either side of my suspender belts helps ensure I remain on my back should I inadvertently nod off ^_^.

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I open the door and point them towards the decontamination chamber. If they are reluctant, I use the cattle prod.

Once they are suitably scrubbed, I point them towards the bedroom.

I then lay on the bed and look suitably disinterested, possibly rolling my eyes and tutting from time to time.

I pride myself on my warm welcome and great customer service. :P

I never knew you were Eastern European.

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I never knew you were Eastern European.

*Sniggers*

Right, can't stop. I'm off to buy some lychees. :D

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I suspect the usual greeting would be .. Can we get the money out the way first please

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