Lewis

When does the clock start ticking?

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Took a trip out to Swindon at the weekend as the punting scene in Oxford is crap (has been for quite some time now).

Anyway, I've had my eye on a girl from @W for quite some time now (Sexy_lil_Angel) and decided to pay her a visit. Very pleasant and welcoming were my first impressions. Cup of tea was waiting for me as I arrived. Invited into her front room where we chatted while drinking our cups of tea. During our chat we sorted out the finances (£90 + £20 for owo & cim - 1 hr session). We must have chatted for something like 35 mins before heading up to the bedroom for the main reason of me going there.

Things were going well, although I only got 30 secs of owo and she pulled away as I came. I thought things might improve during the next round. How wrong I was. She tried getting me hard again within 2 mins of cumming, didn't want me to go down on her, and then looks at the clock on her phone and announces time up.

WTF? She'd included the tea drinking and chat downstairs within the hour appointment I'd booked.

My question is, when does the clock start ticking?

To me it's as soon as you're undressed and on the bed getting down to it, and NOT including all the faffing beforehand getting refreshments out the way and exchanging pleasantries.

In all my years of punting, this is only the 2nd time I've ever stumbled upon a clock watcher.

Whilst we were talking downstairs prior to the punt, she said that she doesn't have many regulars. She wished she did so the neighbours might not get so suspicious with strangers appearing at her door on a daily basis. I can understand why she doesn't have regulars, it's a pity she can't. I did mention I was disappointed upon leaving (clock watching, paying £20 extra for owo & cim but failed to get it) but it just fell on deft ears. Pity as had things worked out and she'd not short changed me then I would have been a regular customer of hers.

I'll be doing a p-net report sometime soon.

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Yes, I think we've all had that experience. I find it happens much more on 2 hour and above bookings.

The one girl I booked for a 3 hour outcall spotted the hotel shower and proceeded to wash her hair as she hadn't had time earlier!

As you can guess, that was within my 3 hour booking time.

Not all girls talk in your time though, and some I've met actually do only start the clock once on the bed.

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Time starts when funsies start; a cup of tea and a chat on the settee whilst sorting the admin out doesn't count, but as soon as snogging, fumbling or anything that could pass for rolling about does, clock's on. This includes the hallway too, for the very keen.

When the time finishes though, is entirely down to us :D:P.

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Sympathies sir, but it always safest to assume the clock starts as you walk through the door, especially with 30 minute or 60 minute bookings, be punctual, and start undressing at the earliest opportunity. The offer of a drink is quite normal, but this should be something to take into the bedroom, like a glass of wine, coke or water. If you want a cup of tea have one before hand, how long does a kettle take to boil, three minutes, well thats nearly a tenner worth of time right there for starters.

Clock watching is a grevious sin in WG's but its hardly an attractive quality in punters either, there has to be a bit of give and take, but the punt in question sounds like a crap one eitherway - if you only got 25 minutes action out of your hour. hope she provided some decent biscuits with the cuppa.

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I once saw a girl who poured out some wine when I arrived then proceeded to rabbit on for 45 minutes about how wonderful she was, how she was an amazingly talented singer songwriter and would soon be very famous and was only escorting for a short time. I couldn't get a word in edgeways.

When I finally got her into the bedroom I assumed that would be when the hour started but no, after 15 minutes of very little I was told I had to go as another client was due. Felt ripped off but the short time I did get was so lacklustre I doubt I missed much.

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Lewis, I like to make the punter right wherever possible but in this case I think you were 50% to blame.:D

Why on earth did you waste 35 minutes talking, if you would have tried that at the END of the booking she would have soon showed you the door.

I am sorry you had an overall bad experience, it does happen to everyone sooner or later even though some guys will tell you it has never happened to them.:P

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I once saw a girl who poured out some wine when I arrived then proceeded to rabbit on for 45 minutes about how wonderful .

Some WGs will try anything to avoid actually provding the service for which the punter pays. But that is true of many tradespeople.

It is up to punters to stop this nonsense and taking a firm stand (sic) against any prevarication to get on with the service.

Five minutes of pleasantries is more than enogh (inc handing over the money).

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it does happen to everyone sooner or later even though some guys will tell you it has never happened to them.:P

Gosh - the bright lights of HK have not dimmed your perspicacity. I continue to be amazed at the number of posters who never have a bad/sub-standard punt.

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Gosh - the bright lights of HK have not dimmed your perspicacity. I continue to be amazed at the number of posters who never have a bad/sub-standard punt.

Well I'm still waiting for a bad one but, of course, I know that it will happen.

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Well as far as I'm concerned the time starts when you enter the room. BUT I wouldn't spend 35 mins of an hour booking chatting!

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If there are more than 5 minutes of chat, I'll ask the client if he wants to move on to more intimite things, or if he wants to keep chatting. Some want to talk longer, some don't.

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Time starts when funsies start; a cup of tea and a chat on the settee whilst sorting the admin out doesn't count, but as soon as snogging, fumbling or anything that could pass for rolling about does, clock's on. This includes the hallway too, for the very keen.

When the time finishes though, is entirely down to us :D:D.

I'm just imagining climbing the stairs with hands deep in pockets, the wg two or three steps in front revealing much of what is included in my prayers; what bright so and so invented time .... or the the clock?:(

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I assume the time starts after I hand over the money. Its up to me to hand it over soon after I get there or she gets here.

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I think the clock starts ticking as soon as u enter her residence. Try multitasking. Whats wrong with talking & shagging at the same time? Some of my best cond-versations have been during cowgirl LOL.

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When does the clock start ticking when you go to see your solicitor (or anyone else who charges for time rather than service)?

When does the meter start running when you get into a cab, or when you ask a cab to wait for you?

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I tend to agree with Jimmy on this one- Lewis! what's wrong with you man ?! :D you have a voice- you could of asked lady in question when you were drinking your tea when action starts!! expensive cuppa for you there no doubt.

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The clock starts when you've settled in and are alone with the lady. Obviously you'll get girls who'll show you to the bedroom and then disappear for 5 or 10 minutes after you've paid the money and try and include that in your time - which is taking the piss. I always ensure that once I've paid and the girl's come back after any significant delay, that I establish the time starts now.

For example the last girl I saw worked in a flat with several others and although I arrived on time, the door was answered by one of the other girls who worked there who showed me to the room and after 10 minutes the girl I wanted showed up and I paid her and she disappeared for again for another couple of minutes; I made damn sure once she came back that she knew and I knew what time it was and that the hour started then.

In your case it sounds like you'd paid and were settled and free to do as you pleased fairly quickly. So although she WAS being crafty by keeping you talking it was your choice to allow that to continue - certainly if I'd spent 35 minutes chatting I wouldn't have assumed that it was all free; the opposite in fact, I'd have assumed she was doing exactly what you found.

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I hope at least it was a nice cup of tea.

Probably not as good as my Aunt Ethel makes, and her conversation is more interesting. :D

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When does the meter start running when you get into a cab, or when you ask a cab to wait for you?

Maybe not the best analogy, once you are in a taxi the "service" has started, if I have to look up a road then the meter starts when I have found it.:D

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The clock starts when you've settled in and are alone with the lady. Obviously you'll get girls who'll show you to the bedroom and then disappear for 5 or 10 minutes after you've paid the money and try and include that in your time - which is taking the piss. I always ensure that once I've paid and the girl's come back after any significant delay, that I establish the time starts now.

For example the last girl I saw worked in a flat with several others and although I arrived on time, the door was answered by one of the other girls who worked there who showed me to the room and after 10 minutes the girl I wanted showed up and I paid her and she disappeared for again for another couple of minutes; I made damn sure once she came back that she knew and I knew what time it was and that the hour started then.

In your case it sounds like you'd paid and were settled and free to do as you pleased fairly quickly. So although she WAS being crafty by keeping you talking it was your choice to allow that to continue - certainly if I'd spent 35 minutes chatting I wouldn't have assumed that it was all free; the opposite in fact, I'd have assumed she was doing exactly what you found.

I've never been clear about this Disappearing After Taking The Money business. Nearly all girls I've ever seen do this. Leaving the room for a moment to stash the cash, or to send a text their agent/friend/pimp ("Yeah, he showed up. Can you bring me Argos catalogue back laters x") I can understand. But 10, or even 5 minutes is a long time to be sat in the next room on your own. What's the deal with that... does anyone know?

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There should always be complimentary time before and after the event to allow for showers, chat and drink.

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But 10, or even 5 minutes is a long time to be sat in the next room on your own. What's the deal with that... does anyone know?

cup of tea and a fag, scratch their arse, who knows - time soon passes though, maybe they think its a good idea to let the punter stew for a few minutes, let the excitment build up

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This may or may not happen if the client is late.........

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cup of tea and a fag, scratch their arse, who knows - time soon passes though, maybe they think its a good idea to let the punter stew for a few minutes, let the excitment build up

as long as it's not on the clock...

anyway, I hate tea, don't smoke and was taught not to scratch in public (well, you know what I mean...).

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hmmm I have to admit the time starts as soon as the money has been delt with and I always make sure that I deal with that straight away. Its a harsh reality but Im not in the meeting to make a friend!

Every client that walks through my door expect a slightly different service, some want too chat and some dont, some want a massage ect. When offering a GFE I feel its impolite to ask what he wants on arrival so he really has to lead so to speak, otherwise I can only guess!!! If he leads by talking and asking questions and not making a move I would feel that an intelligent conversation is half the reason he was here therefore i wouldnt expect him to leave feeling I had cheated him out of half his appointment but to be glad of the fact he had also had some company aswell as fun. Please advise is the talking aspect just out of politeness on the guys side???

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