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So, some Women "claim" penis size isn't important but what about the fellas. Every vagina's a good vagina? ( That would be my own personal assertion :) ) Or is anyone brave enough to be a dissenting voice?

Ps Can someone PLEASE explain the correlation some folk make between the penis & breasts? :huh:

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So, some Women "claim" penis size isn't important but what about the fellas. Every vagina's a good vagina? ( That would be my own personal assertion :) ) Or is anyone brave enough to be a dissenting voice?

Ps Can someone PLEASE explain the correlation some folk make between the penis & breasts? :huh:

I know nothing about that correlation. I love all vaginas, small, medium and large.

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I know nothing about that correlation. I love all vaginas, small, medium and large.

Nobody can explain the correlation, smiths. Because there isn't one. :o

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I like all vaginas, whether they’re like a clown’s pocket or tight as a clam! Lol

BTW these are idioms used by my friends not me, haha!

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Nobody can explain the correlation, smiths. Because there isn't one. :o

I have never seen anyone make such a correlation that i can recall.

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I have never seen anyone make such a correlation that i can recall.

Are you serious? :o There is a thread on this very forum making it right now. ( I'd put a link here but as I don't know how to...I won't )

Ps I'm happy you've never heard it before because it's always annoyed me the MANY times I have. :blink:

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I think they wanted men to comment on their preferences re breast size & women to comment re penile size. I didn't see anything about any correlation.

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Are you serious? :o There is a thread on this very forum making it right now. ( I'd put a link here but as I don't know how to...I won't ) Ps I'm happy you've never heard it before because it's always annoyed me the MANY times I have. :blink:

Just read the penis size/breast size thread which i assume is what your referring to, i see no correlation being made. The OP of that thread was asking about penis size to WGs and breast size to punters, two seperate things clearly explained by him in my view.

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I think they wanted men to comment on their preferences re breast size & women to comment re penile size. I didn't see anything about any correlation.

Sorry Lara, and everyone else if I appear to be really dense but isn't the above question in "correlating" penis & breast size trying to do just that? :huh: Compare two things that have nothing in common whatsoever. :huh:

I admit it's a pet peev that maybe should have stayed in the kennel of my own mind. :ph34r:

I'm off to eat an apple & an orange. ;)

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"Just so long as i can't clap once i have both hands in, that's good enough for me" - with refererence to the old adage ' she had a fanny like a bucket' !!! Sorry i'll get mi coit as they say in Yorkshire

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a tight vagina is best

Agreed, tight will do nicely (until I've stretched it that is)!

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Agreed, tight will do nicely (until I've stretched it that is)!

I'm so happy for you ray, unfortunately the only thing I stretch is peoples patience! ;)

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"Just so long as i can't clap once i have both hands in, that's good enough for me" - with refererence to the old adage ' she had a fanny like a bucket' !!! Sorry i'll get mi coit as they say in Yorkshire

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It was worth starting this thread for that alone. Thanks bert.

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Sorry Lara, and everyone else if I appear to be really dense but isn't the above question in "correlating" penis & breast size trying to do just that? :huh: Compare two things that have nothing in common whatsoever. :huh:

I admit it's a pet peev that maybe should have stayed in the kennel of my own mind. :ph34r:

I'm off to eat an apple & an orange. ;)

As i said its not correlating it though. The OP of that thread was simply asking WGs one thing and punters another within one thread.

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As i said its not correlating it though. The OP of that thread was simply asking WGs one thing and punters another within one thread.

And in the process correlating two parts of the body that couldn't be more different. A pet peev of mine that I think I mentioned.

I think maybe we should just agree to disagree on this one, smiths.

Naturally, I'm right & everyone else is wrong though. ;)

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This thread reminded me of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

(Been edited a bit out of context. Audio gets a bit out of sync towards the end. Sorry about that. Love that episode (and most episodes) anyway.)

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Sorry Lara, and everyone else if I appear to be really dense but isn't the above question in "correlating" penis & breast size trying to do just that? :huh: Compare two things that have nothing in common whatsoever. :huh:

I admit it's a pet peev that maybe should have stayed in the kennel of my own mind. :ph34r:

I'm off to eat an apple & an orange. ;)

Don't beat yourself up! An escort / Dom could do that for you.

Edited by Lara

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This thread reminded me of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

(Been edited a bit out of context. Audio gets a bit out of sync towards the end. Sorry about that. Love that episode (and most episodes) anyway.)

Larry David is a comedy genius - fact!

Favourite curb moment -

Larry has the responsibilty of placing an obituary in the paper. Simple enough. "Beloved aunt". For those who haven't had the pleasure of seeing the greatest tv comedy ever made there is an unfortunate spelling error in the obit...

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Don't beat yourself up! An escort / Dom could do that for you.

Kennels are a sore point a fortnight before I go on holiday & have to spend as much as my week in a 5* hotel, and the flights, cost me on keeping my dog amused.

Eating fruit is always good. Enjoy!

X

It's all good.

You've never heard of comparing apples & oranges? Google it.

Not only did my penis/breast point go down like a lead balloon so did my "joke".

Time to quit while i'm behind. :)

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Well you were certainly wrong on correlation.Two independent questions in that post, correlation (including inverse) is the effect one has on the other not random occurences. But I got your very good joke on apples and oranges - and the comparing thereof - dry and funny. When I was at school it was apples and pears not oranges!

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And in the process correlating two parts of the body that couldn't be more different. A pet peev of mine that I think I mentioned. I think maybe we should just agree to disagree on this one, smiths. Naturally, I'm right & everyone else is wrong though. ;)

No correlation occured, and i am happy to stick with that view which wont change so i am happy to agree to disagree or we will be here till the end of time. ;)

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Well you were certainly wrong on correlation.Two independent questions in that post, correlation (including inverse) is the effect one has on the other not random occurences. But I got your very good joke on apples and oranges - and the comparing thereof - dry and funny. When I was at school it was apples and pears not oranges!

Oh no you di'n't! I always enjoy some antics, just not so keen on semantics, southernboy. :)

As the lovely Lara points out I could actually go & pay someone to batter me but why bother when it's available for free here. :D

You've just tweaked another of my pet peevs. The pointing out of a grammatical/spelling error that has no real bearing on the point I was making. What has a penis in common with a womans breasts? I really thought I was being clear. The person that started the thread thought they were comparable, hence the joining of the 2 questions in a single thread.

If the 2 questions were : Ladies, do you like big penises? Guys, do you like big vaginas? I would have no complaints. ( I just realised I have WAY too much time on my hands :unsure: )

Like I said, semantics. Good fun though. :)

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No correlation occured, and i am happy to stick with that view which wont change so i am happy to agree to disagree or we will be here till the end of time. ;)

I'm happy to agree I'm right so everyones a winner. ;)

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