THE D

Still Looking For My First Great Punt!

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Hi everyone, first official post (have been lurking for awhile though!).

I am very new to the world of punting and I two down but still have not had an great experience as of yet.

When I was looking for my very first go I seemed to pick every fake profile on the purple site going (in fact I reported a few which have since been taken down) - I am a total breast man so was on the look out for a GR who has the right assets ;) ! Also knowing nerves were going to play a huge factor I also needed someone who I thought wouldn't roll around in fits of laughter at the site of my naked body. So I found one that took my fancy and although there were no face shots, the body was great and she was only 29 (I am 40 and would not feel too comfortable with anyone under 25 I think).

So my first lesson was learned when she opened the door - 29 years was EXTREMELY optimistic of her to state as her age as she was definitely over 40 (probably by some way) and the face was not really what I had imagined in my minds eye being the one attached the body (another lesson learnt about keeping expectation under control!) - BUT being my first punt and having driven for an hour to get there I thought 'lets get this one out of the way and hopefully that will settle the old nerves!'. Well she actually turned out to be a really nice person and although the whole experience was fairly underwhelming I walked away happy that I had the first time under my belt and also realising that it isn't all about the sex but also meeting some nice girls along the way.

So with this in mind I felt a flush of confidence and decided to look for my second punt and fulfill a long held fantasy of mine (I mean that is one of the reasons we do this right?) so I decided I wanted a REALLY big girl so with that in mind I booked someone who advertises herself as the UK's biggest escort (well in for a penny in for a pound!) now this was a very enjoyable punt but not really from a sexual point of view - the lady in question was wicked and lovely and we had a great old chat and she certainly seemed to enjoy the encounter - me however came away thinking I am really glad I tried that once but its not really for me.

So I am now two down and although I have taken some enjoyment from both neither have really been what I would call a great punt (or great sex) - I have met two lovely women which I wasn't expecting but haven't had a great, dirty time (which I was expecting!) - so I am a little unsure where to go from here as my picking skills are obviously not honed yet. I do tend to act like a moth to a flame when I see a fine pair of tits so maybe I should expand what I am looking for - any advice on how to try and pick a great WG above reading reviews?

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Hi THE D, welcome to the forums.

Perhaps if you gave us a general idea of where you are in the country, we could make some recommendations.

I assume you have located the FR section of this site. Does that not give you any hints of who you might like to see?

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Hi everyone, first official post (have been lurking for awhile though!).

I am very new to the world of punting and I two down but still have not had an great experience as of yet.

When I was looking for my very first go I seemed to pick every fake profile on the purple site going (in fact I reported a few which have since been taken down) - I am a total breast man so was on the look out for a GR who has the right assets ;) ! Also knowing nerves were going to play a huge factor I also needed someone who I thought wouldn't roll around in fits of laughter at the site of my naked body. So I found one that took my fancy and although there were no face shots, the body was great and she was only 29 (I am 40 and would not feel too comfortable with anyone under 25 I think).

So my first lesson was learned when she opened the door - 29 years was EXTREMELY optimistic of her to state as her age as she was definitely over 40 (probably by some way) and the face was not really what I had imagined in my minds eye being the one attached the body (another lesson learnt about keeping expectation under control!) - BUT being my first punt and having driven for an hour to get there I thought 'lets get this one out of the way and hopefully that will settle the old nerves!'. Well she actually turned out to be a really nice person and although the whole experience was fairly underwhelming I walked away happy that I had the first time under my belt and also realising that it isn't all about the sex but also meeting some nice girls along the way.

So with this in mind I felt a flush of confidence and decided to look for my second punt and fulfill a long held fantasy of mine (I mean that is one of the reasons we do this right?) so I decided I wanted a REALLY big girl so with that in mind I booked someone who advertises herself as the UK's biggest escort (well in for a penny in for a pound!) now this was a very enjoyable punt but not really from a sexual point of view - the lady in question was wicked and lovely and we had a great old chat and she certainly seemed to enjoy the encounter - me however came away thinking I am really glad I tried that once but its not really for me.

So I am now two down and although I have taken some enjoyment from both neither have really been what I would call a great punt (or great sex) - I have met two lovely women which I wasn't expecting but haven't had a great, dirty time (which I was expecting!) - so I am a little unsure where to go from here as my picking skills are obviously not honed yet. I do tend to act like a moth to a flame when I see a fine pair of tits so maybe I should expand what I am looking for - any advice on how to try and pick a great WG above reading reviews?

My advice is post a thread up saying what your looking for and hopefully you will get some good recommendations in your punting area. Give as much info as you can and you can cross-reference any recs with FRs the WGs might have. Good luck. :)

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Hello The D,

And welcome to the forum here's to lots of fun ..xxx :)

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Hi the D

Glad to hear you've still enjoyed your less-than-perfect punts, we've all had those, particularly at the beginning. The hit rate gets better as you hone your spotting skills and get some good recs from fellow punters.

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Loving the fabulous positive attitude you have even though your experiences haven't been exactly what you want! Please don't become an old cynic like the rest of them here! ;)

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Old cynics on here, never Lydia. Realists yes but cynics....never!

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Old cynics on here, never Lydia. Realists yes but cynics....never!

Hee Hee!!!

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it might help if you gave us an idea of the geographical area you plan to frequent.

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First huge thanks for the replies so far, really is appreciated.

Okay I am based in West Sussex but also work loads in London but willing to travel to surrounding counties if not too far. I guess I am looking for girls with a good size rack!!! I don't mind BBW types at all, really skinny girls would be my only real no though otherwise I'm open to try anything. Really important the girl is nice and has a good sense of humour or can relax me as I am still a little on the nervous side! GFE experience suits me best I think too. Not really too keen on really young (ideally 25 or over) or really old (over 55) but I am fairly flexible I guess. Any suggestions????

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At the moment you can tolerate those friendly - but unsexy women - and chalk it up to experience. As you get more of this you will tolerate much less and get fed up.

I waited years to find exactly what i was looking for - in fact my last 4 have all been great and I put that down to my research intelligence.

You also have to learn to walk without paying if you don't find the woman sexy - why pay up for a good old chin wag?

But also - if you are new to this - and you have relatively not that experienced - it may be years before you feel relaxed enough to have a great uninhibited time with a girl you have paid.

If age is an issue - go for 20 years olds - believe me - there's a lot to be said for a fresh young face who hasn't been in the game long and they are out there.

I have some good recomendations - but nothing with tits the size of footballs which I think is what you want.

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Welcome The D (surely your name should be The DD given your love of large breasts?!). Take a look around these boards - there are a number of threads about how to research and find the right girl for you. You will work out how to spot the fakes. Good feedback/reports and the advice from people on this board should serve you well. Enjoy yourself!

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Hi The D and welcome. If you are visiting London often and based in Sussex a careful reading of relevant threads and the field reports will give you a good idea. Look for the agencies that appear to have more reliable reviews, girls with plenty of reviews, also read between the lines as reviewers are often coded in their messages whether deliberate or not. Look out for girls with lots of reports by one time posters only as they are very dubious to my mind. Actually I am going to say something about that on the 'Why so few Fr's' thread in a mo.

Also Smiths idea is good - start a thread asking for your specific likes and see what recommendations you get!!

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Thanks for all the replies so far - very interesting.

Well my third time lucky was a complete and utter failure but I know why this time! I am not going to name the WG but she just was not right for me right now - once again she was a really nice person - and that was half the problem - she was very, very down to earth and matter of fact about everything which at once made the fantasy feel much more like reality and gave the sense (and hey I am under NO illusion that this is nothing more than a business transaction) she really is just doing a job. There was no GFE experience - is was literally a case of get your kit off and straight to owo whilst chatting about very unsexy, everyday things. Now looking back I don't think she advertisers a GFE experience and I am just able to get undressed and perform, I need kissing, touching, and I definitely have to GIVE oral to get me fully in the mood and also to at least give the pretence that she is in the mood too (one of the biggest things to guarantee a visit of Mr Floppy for me is if I think the person I am with is just going through the motions - I know that a lot of WG's probably will be but as long as they make the effort to at least appear like they are really into it too that is all I need!).

Shame as she was really quite nice looking and had a lovely pair of tits and I could have chatted to her for ages - we had a bit of a post mortem chat at the end and she said I am too nice and when I returned to my car and thought about it I thought that I am a nice guy yes but I am not going to change that - I think I just need to find a WG who really gives a top notch GFE experience so there is loads of foreplay first (going both ways) - just chat, chat, chat, remove clothes, chat, suck knob just doesn't work for me (a career in porn is definitely not beckoning any time soon - well not infront of the camera anyway!). Anyways I have met ANOTHER lovely lass - so far the girls have been mint, just the sex has been so so but that is more to do with my 'learning the ropes' more than anything - onwards and upwards!!!

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Thanks for all the replies so far - very interesting. Well my third time lucky was a complete and utter failure but I know why this time! I am not going to name the WG but she just was not right for me right now - once again she was a really nice person - and that was half the problem - she was very, very down to earth and matter of fact about everything which at once made the fantasy feel much more like reality and gave the sense (and hey I am under NO illusion that this is nothing more than a business transaction) she really is just doing a job. There was no GFE experience - is was literally a case of get your kit off and straight to owo whilst chatting about very unsexy, everyday things. Now looking back I don't think she advertisers a GFE experience and I am just able to get undressed and perform, I need kissing, touching, and I definitely have to GIVE oral to get me fully in the mood and also to at least give the pretence that she is in the mood too (one of the biggest things to guarantee a visit of Mr Floppy for me is if I think the person I am with is just going through the motions - I know that a lot of WG's probably will be but as long as they make the effort to at least appear like they are really into it too that is all I need!). Shame as she was really quite nice looking and had a lovely pair of tits and I could have chatted to her for ages - we had a bit of a post mortem chat at the end and she said I am too nice and when I returned to my car and thought about it I thought that I am a nice guy yes but I am not going to change that - I think I just need to find a WG who really gives a top notch GFE experience so there is loads of foreplay first (going both ways) - just chat, chat, chat, remove clothes, chat, suck knob just doesn't work for me (a career in porn is definitely not beckoning any time soon - well not infront of the camera anyway!). Anyways I have met ANOTHER lovely lass - so far the girls have been mint, just the sex has been so so but that is more to do with my 'learning the ropes' more than anything - onwards and upwards!!!

Good to hear you now know what your looking for and i hope that will lead to good punts for you. Good luck. :)

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Thanks for all the replies so far - very interesting.

Well my third time lucky was a complete and utter failure but I know why this time! I am not going to name the WG but she just was not right for me right now - once again she was a really nice person - and that was half the problem - she was very, very down to earth and matter of fact about everything which at once made the fantasy feel much more like reality and gave the sense (and hey I am under NO illusion that this is nothing more than a business transaction) she really is just doing a job. There was no GFE experience - is was literally a case of get your kit off and straight to owo whilst chatting about very unsexy, everyday things. Now looking back I don't think she advertisers a GFE experience and I am just able to get undressed and perform, I need kissing, touching, and I definitely have to GIVE oral to get me fully in the mood and also to at least give the pretence that she is in the mood too (one of the biggest things to guarantee a visit of Mr Floppy for me is if I think the person I am with is just going through the motions - I know that a lot of WG's probably will be but as long as they make the effort to at least appear like they are really into it too that is all I need!).

Shame as she was really quite nice looking and had a lovely pair of tits and I could have chatted to her for ages - we had a bit of a post mortem chat at the end and she said I am too nice and when I returned to my car and thought about it I thought that I am a nice guy yes but I am not going to change that - I think I just need to find a WG who really gives a top notch GFE experience so there is loads of foreplay first (going both ways) - just chat, chat, chat, remove clothes, chat, suck knob just doesn't work for me (a career in porn is definitely not beckoning any time soon - well not infront of the camera anyway!). Anyways I have met ANOTHER lovely lass - so far the girls have been mint, just the sex has been so so but that is more to do with my 'learning the ropes' more than anything - onwards and upwards!!!

Speaking (ok typing) as one of the old cynics Lydia referred to, I'm having difficulty believing any of the bollocks you write my friend. It's a wind up right?

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Speaking (ok typing) as one of the old cynics Lydia referred to, I'm having difficulty believing any of the bollocks you write my friend. It's a wind up right?

Sadly its all true! Not a wind up at all.

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Sadly its all true! Not a wind up at all.

ok

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ok

ha ha - I can tell you are very dubious but it is allgenuine and true - perhaps I am being a little too open and naive!

Been an expensive experience so far but it is addictive and I am determined to keep trying!

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I am determined to keep trying!

Glad to hear it. I sent you a PM yesterday, but it is currently unread. Not sure if new users can receive PMs though. Have a look at the envelope icon at the top right of the screen. Is there a red number next to it ? If so, click on it.

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Glad to hear it. I sent you a PM yesterday, but it is currently unread. Not sure if new users can receive PMs though. Have a look at the envelope icon at the top right of the screen. Is there a red number next to it ? If so, click on it.

Ahh just got it - thank you (have replied).

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