MinxyLydia

Where Are All The Good Looking Men

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I know I am generalising and have not seen the majority of men who post on PN, but just wondering how come those that I have are not very good looking?

I was thinking, Punternet should make all the men send in their photos so they can be judged by a panel of escorts who then publicly judge them on their looks. Those passing this first test will then be required to submit an essay which will then be graded according to content, spelling, grammar and usefulness. The third round entails each man being subjected to a rigorous session where he assessed on his physical capabilities and sexual techniques in front of a roomful of women who will point and laugh. After each man has submitted himself to these tests and deemed passable by the panel he then be allowed to post on PN and be allowed to punt with the esteemed selection of women on this website.

Of course each man will be continually assessed, given contradictory advice and told he earns too much money on a regular basis along with snide insinuations he owes HMCR money and possibly carries contagious diseases and and that really he is too ugly or too old to be allowed on here.

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As long as you pay me a few hundred an hour, I'm fine with that sweetheart. I've done worse.

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This is exactly why women should not be allowed to post on PN. Just because i have been gently carassed with the ugly stick does not mean i should be made fun of. i am off to UKP!

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I'm right here !

Look for the Harrison Ford lookalike, with the George Clooney smile.

(but a preference for slightly rounder women, no Calista Flockheart for me)

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I'm just like Brad Pitt on the inside.

That's what's most important, right? :wacko:

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Lydia

Ive got no problem with this proposal on provision that I can jump straight to round 3 ;)

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Lydia, will you marry me (again)?

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Lydia, will you marry me (again)?

I might have to fight you for her, Rose. Pillows at 5 paces in the paddling pool? And the good looking guys get to watch?

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Hey! Leave off us older guys - we're the good looking ones who have made the knowledgeable decision that punting is better than marriage or spending lots of dough on gold diggers. The ugly ones will likely be the under fifties. (Auldyin; 60s, full head of hair, own teeth and good for the lazier lady who likes a less frantic time).

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I might have to fight you for her, Rose. Pillows at 5 paces in the paddling pool? And the good looking guys get to watch?

Bring your biggest dildo and we'll have a sword fight to the petite mort.

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I know I am generalising and have not seen the majority of men who post on PN, but just wondering how come those that I have are not very good looking?

I was thinking, Punternet should make all the men send in their photos so they can be judged by a panel of escorts who then publicly judge them on their looks. Those passing this first test will then be required to submit an essay which will then be graded according to content, spelling, grammar and usefulness. The third round entails each man being subjected to a rigorous session where he assessed on his physical capabilities and sexual techniques in front of a roomful of women who will point and laugh. After each man has submitted himself to these tests and deemed passable by the panel he then be allowed to post on PN and be allowed to punt with the esteemed selection of women on this website.

Of course each man will be continually assessed, given contradictory advice and told he earns too much money on a regular basis along with snide insinuations he owes HMCR money and possibly carries contagious diseases and and that really he is too ugly or too old to be allowed on here.

I think I'm fab myself. I'd fuck me if I was a gayer. :)

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My Bond girls have never complained ... in fact I think they should pay me

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HAAAAA HAAAAAA Lydia. Very good.

Yes, the tax one always annoys me.

If some men reply in a serious fashion that'll make me laugh "don't attack ugly men etc etc..."

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Now don't you go attacking ugly men. They can't help it, the poor souls. Well, mind you, they could stop stuffing themselves so much and drink a lot less - that would help a bit.

Such a disgusting sight some of them are, and there are so many around - big beer bellies, big round bald heads, big noses, horribly ugly accents when they open their mouths. What a bunch of bloated, unromantic, repulsive-looking creatures so many of them are these days. More like brutes than anything else.

Ladies, if I were you I wouldn't let them touch me with a barge pole, never mind a grubby paw - not for all the tea in China. As for letting them lie on top of me, well, that's a thought too horrible to even contemplate. You deserve a medal for allowing that! Goodness knows why you do it. Surely it can't really be worth it?

As for women who marry such men - all I can say is: they're damned easily pleased. It's all a mystery to me. They must be "it's the inner self" junkies.

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I know I am generalising and have not seen the majority of men who post on PN, but just wondering how come those that I have are not very good looking?

I was thinking, Punternet should make all the men send in their photos so they can be judged by a panel of escorts who then publicly judge them on their looks. Those passing this first test will then be required to submit an essay which will then be graded according to content, spelling, grammar and usefulness. The third round entails each man being subjected to a rigorous session where he assessed on his physical capabilities and sexual techniques in front of a roomful of women who will point and laugh. After each man has submitted himself to these tests and deemed passable by the panel he then be allowed to post on PN and be allowed to punt with the esteemed selection of women on this website.

Of course each man will be continually assessed, given contradictory advice and told he earns too much money on a regular basis along with snide insinuations he owes HMCR money and possibly carries contagious diseases and and that really he is too ugly or too old to be allowed on here.

Can I send you picture of my Penis, but as I have been posting on PN since its formation I will sadly have to cover my head with a paper sack with cut out eyes and a Rolf Harris beard in felt tip marker pen.

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Lydia please PM me for my hourly rate.......... :lol:

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We're out shagging the Good Looking Women who never have time to post on here!!! Lydia, are you nervousnewbie in disguise?

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And the good looking guys get to watch?

I'll be there...just name the time and place!! ;):D

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We're out shagging the Good Looking Women who never have time to post on here!!! Lydia, are you nervousnewbie in disguise?

That would be the greatest PN conspiracy of all time.

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BTW Lydia, your OP reminds me of the style some of the hilarious posts on 'Da Sisterhood' forum, I can't find it now, has it closed down??

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Bring your biggest dildo and we'll have a sword fight to the petite mort.

You just know you're going to lose that one Rose...two deep lunges and you'll be undone!! ;)

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Okay ladies - what would you prefer, a bloke with a fit body but ugly face or good looking face but a bit of stodgy body? (I know, attitude cleanliness etc in important - so take that as a given).

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A picture is no problem except my face will be blurred. Arranging the first meeting might be a problem as I do not give out my phone number, you won't believe the idiots who called when I did. If we eventually manage to meet I may or may not resemble the person in the photos.

The essay won't be a problem, I am degree educated you know.

A practical exam won't be necessary, I've made some fake profiles to leave feedback for myself to let others know how good I am. Also you might find out that I don't do everything I previously said I do.

Please take all the above with a pinch of salt as I cannot speak English so a friend of a friend who knows a bloke round the corner wrote this for me.

;):P:D

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