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Phone Wankers

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Okay girls we all know about phone wankers and thankfully they are not as prevailant as escort myth would have us believe. When they do pop up though you can usually spot them by their inability to string a sentence together properly without breaking for a quick pant every

30 seconds. I was truly caught today though.

The guy sounded totally normal on the phone till he suddenly said ..uhuhuh huuge E cups for my huuge cock followed by the sound of his very personal money shot.

Anyway the point of my lighthearted thread is how many times have you been caught out like this. For me this was my 3rd time and I find myself suddenly mrs prude each time.., eeeewww disgusting lol... And I'm not a prude. X

Edited by Chloe MKEscorts

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I think it's disgraceful the way some punters behave Chloe, it reflects badly on us gentlemen punters!

Hmm, what colour knickers are you wearing?

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She doesn't wear them , thought everyone on here knew that .

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i used to do this when i was younger but now i stopped and just go and get the real thing

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Apart from the disrespect involved i get no sexual thrill out of phoning like this, i tried the old 0898 numbers years ago and it was utter rubbish.

The best advice i have read on here in recent times is have a whistle next to the phone or handy and if someone starts give them a blast down the phone.

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I can't hear a word anyone is saying. Speak up!

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Lol you guys are so funny. The guy sounded quite elderly to be honest so he can't blame it on the rashness of youth. Xx

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Okay girls we all know about phone wankers and thankfully they are not as prevailant as escort myth would have us believe. When they do pop up though you can usually spot them by their inability to string a sentence together properly without breaking for a quick pant every

30 seconds. I was truly caught today though.

The guy sounded totally normal on the phone till he suddenly said ..uhuhuh huuge E cups for my huuge cock followed by the sound of his very personal money shot.

Anyway the point of my lighthearted thread is how many times have you been caught out like this. For me this was my 3rd time and I find myself suddenly mrs prude each time.., eeeewww disgusting lol... And I'm not a prude. X

Sometimes, just sometimes you're calling after running up 14 flights of stairs or at hundred miles an hour through a train station....If normal peeps are as unfit as me its common to be panting down the phone as you gasp for breath....or am I just making excuses LOL

PS: what colour ARE the knickers you're wearing....

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I got caught out for the first time on Saturday, usually they don't get that far!!! I felt the caller was starting to push his luck but borderline legitimate questions, next thing I hear is 'I'm cumming'. So I stupidly said 'when?', he said 'now'!!

I was hacked off mostly because I'd been caught out, so Chloe I sympathise!!

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this thread makes me think of a review I read. The review mentioned a girl who picked up the phone while continuing giving a BJ. Highly unusual I think :)

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Its just not on to phone up an escort and use her voice while pleasuring yourself, unless your going to say the cheque is in the post dear.

Please excuse the spelling as im only using the one hand at the moment !.....uuurrggghhh

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Chloe, I had only phoned you to make an appointment but your voice just does these wonderful things that makes my tummy banana go all wibbly.

I just hope the next person to use the phone box remembers to give the handset a bit of a wipe down

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Never

Would you like me to be the first LOL

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Haha Melchy..I suspect it was more the term "double E cup" than my less than dulcet tones .

Come on guys, own up, just how many of you did this even in your hormone lashed teens?

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Don't you realise what a sexy telephone manner you've got, Chloe??

I do the decent thing and knock one out after you've put the phone down though! ;)

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Haven't done it yet but it's never to late to start....

*Thinks who shall I ring first*

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Haven't done it yet but it's never to late to start....

*Thinks who shall I ring first*

Methinks Chloe's phone going to be ringing off the hook with breathless pervs tomorrow!! :D

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Okay girls we all know about phone wankers and thankfully they are not as prevailant as escort myth would have us believe. When they do pop up though you can usually spot them by their inability to string a sentence together properly without breaking for a quick pant every

30 seconds. I was truly caught today though.

The guy sounded totally normal on the phone till he suddenly said ..uhuhuh huuge E cups for my huuge cock followed by the sound of his very personal money shot.

Anyway the point of my lighthearted thread is how many times have you been caught out like this. For me this was my 3rd time and I find myself suddenly mrs prude each time.., eeeewww disgusting lol... And I'm not a prude. X

So just phone up and have a wank over your voice? Wow what a marvelous idea! It would have saved me a fortune..

Havent done it myself but have phoned while ON a punt and made a booking when I was with a girl. ;) (It was for the girl I was with at the time thou so nothing weird.. well not too wierd.)

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Come on guys, own up, just how many of you did this even in your hormone lashed teens?

Yes....but in our younger days the money didn't last long in the old fashioned red phone boxes, and just as you'd be getting to the vinegar stroke the bloody pips would go.....beep beep beep beep bee.....OH BOLLOCKS......... :lol:

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Yes....but in our younger days the money didn't last long in the old fashioned red phone boxes, and just as you'd be getting to the vinegar stroke the bloody pips would go.....beep beep beep beep bee.....OH BOLLOCKS......... :lol:

I rarely paid, an ice lolly stick did the trick i found 99 times out of a 100. ;):D

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So Chloe, How much do you charge for the phon e call service, and where do I send the cheque, I will wait three days for it to clear before I call you.

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With the advance in phone technology you can now forward the call (or conference in another call), surely doing so to a local kebab shop would be worth a local rate call....you can also mute your phone and listen in!

I did try a call to elite TV when home alone and rather bored one night, unfortunately the speedy tongue licking the two fingers, now synonymous with the tv girls, makes me feel a little turned off.

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Its not just the wankers who phone up, the nutters too, one who calls up on a saturday at a parlour I use, just says "Sausages" and hangs up.

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Its not just the wankers who phone up, the nutters too, one who calls up on a saturday at a parlour I use, just says "Sausages" and hangs up.

It's probably Baldrick, or maybe Dr. Samuel Johnson.

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