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Nearly Got My Red Wings.

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This little tale may be a vindication for Lancelot.

Early last week I saw a girl from the other site, Im allways hopefull on a new punt and I wasnt disappointed when she opened her door.

A good looking blonde, tall and slender, the only drawback was she had very limited english.

I paid my money, had a shower and went back to the bedroom, where she lay on the bed wearing just a thong and a very inviting smile, patting the bed beside her. Being quick on the uptake I joined her, where we started to kiss and stroke each other.

Things were looking good, I like to start slowly, just a light jousting of tongues a stroke here a stroke there. After a while, in the natural order of things, I made a move on her breasts and nipples, a no, no, I got an understanding that they were tender or very sensitive.

So I moved further down her body and removed her thong and started a bit of DATY. Because of the way she lay I couldn't go very deep, just around the clit and lips.

She then indicated that she wanted to return the favour so we changed places, very, very nice. Starting to get excited I moved her round so we could 69, with her on top. Getting very excited now my tongue goes deeper and deeper, untill it meets an obstruction, WHAT?

This is where the inquisitive monkey part of my brain took over and I probed ever deeper with my tongue, isn't it amazing how sensitive your tongue is. I discovered something firm, fibrous and very dry and absorbant. Im pleased to say this is where the deductive part of my brain put the monkey back in his cage. 'Hmmm, thee little grey brain cells, they are working, non!' Something strange down below, tender nipples and breasts, RED ALERT, RED ALERT, the conclusion was its the wrong time of the month or very close to, unless you ladies know different.

AS you can imagine I moved, sharpish and by this time I was feeling very deflated, I couldn't and didn't want to carry on. I made my apologies, dressed and left.

So what started out as a very promising punt soon turned sour and left a bad taste in my mouth. Just another bad punt to add to the list this year.

When I got back home I looked her up on the other site and she was indicating that she was still free that day, did I make a mistake ?

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Thought this was going to be about a work boots fetish!

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Bleurgh!

So rude not to tell a man if it is time of the month! I'm pretty sure you're guesses are right, but maybe another lady will put us straight! I suspect any woman who does work through her period is either broke and desperate for the cash or being made to work. Horrible!

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That is pretty nasty and you deserved better. I know that some guys do enjoy it - "period play" I believe it's called - but that should be understood and agreed beforehand. Yuck, horrible! Better luck next time.

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Is this for real? How long is your tongue??

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Is this for real? How long is your tongue??

I have this image of his tongue thrust right out, face pushing right up to her........surprised he could breath!

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That's what you get for punting EE girls at 100 pounds an hour . did you get your money back ?

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I have this image of his tongue thrust right out, face pushing right up to her........surprised he could breath!

Even so unless this girl does not know how to use a sponge properly unless he has a very long tongue how the hell would he ever get near there! Back in the day a looong looooooong time ago when I used sponges you used to squat and push the sponge up so far it sits just in front of the cervix! Twas fun getting it out again, had to kind of tickle it out!

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Are you sure that she knew the tampon was there? She may well have forgotten it. TSS can kill.

How on earth did you get your tongue all the way up there?!

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That's what you get for punting EE girls at 100 pounds an hour . did you get your money back ?

Yeah, coz like, right, only EE girls eva av periods......

Ok it was wrong and not pleasant...but maybe the poor girl was struggling to pay rent and facing eviction or something serious like a family member ill in her life and desperately needed the cash. Not excusing it....just saying maybe.....

(before y'all jump down my throat, remember that some here are defending the scam girl for various reasons, surely a worse scenario than this. A little humanity sometimes doesn't go amiss).

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Are you sure that she knew the tampon was there? She may well have forgotten it. TSS can kill.

How on earth did you get your tongue all the way up there?!

UUUURRRGGGHHHH, dont tell me it could have been an old one.

Yes it did happen, my tongue isnt that long, I dont know the mechanics of fitting a tampon, how deep have they got to be, thats why I asked if I had made a mistake and it could have been something else.

In the girls defence, even though her english was limited, I found out she had been here just under 2 months, she's a student here for 2 years, studying english 3 days a week. So money could be an issue, living in the Chelsea area isn't exactly cheap.

It could all be bullshit of course but my initial impression of her was of a sweet and charming girl.

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Come across girls in parlours using sponges, doesnt phase me .

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Come across girls in parlours using sponges, doesnt phase me .

yeah it was a sponge and every single WG i know in parlours uses one. Really not a big deal. Its hard to argue to the manager for days off just because you are on your rag. Lucky for me i dont get periods because of my birth control, so not something i've had to do

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I've had red balls if that counts!

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Is this for real? How long is your tongue??

I could not understand it either. The guy need to have a tongue longer then lizard to feel the sponge inside. Unless of course WG did not inserted it correctly, and I doubt it she did! He only could feel it, if he used some deep fingering. Otherwise its impossible with a tongue along.

Lara: no way she forgot about the tampon! Impossible!

Did she offered any part of the fee back, when you decided to leave and did she asked why?

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How was the lighting?, was it dark?....just asking in case you were licking the mattress or the floor by mistake....

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Maybe he's Gene Simmons cousin?? :lol:

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Damn. I too thought this was gonna be about one of my favourite American boot manufacturers.

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I could not understand it either. The guy need to have a tongue longer then lizard to feel the sponge inside. Unless of course WG did not inserted it correctly, and I doubt it she did! He only could feel it, if he used some deep fingering. Otherwise its impossible with a tongue along.

Lara: no way she forgot about the tampon! Impossible!

Did she offered any part of the fee back, when you decided to leave and did she asked why?

Someone else who misreads a post or doesn't read every post in a topic.

So you dont believe me or Lara, you are either very young or very ignorant.

I suppose it could have been a sponge, whatever that is, I cant remember a tail.

Mr Nero surely you have heard the urban legend about a Hells Angel initiation, White Wings, Black Wings, Red Wings etc.

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Someone else who misreads a post or doesn't read every post in a topic.

So you dont believe me or Lara, you are either very young or very ignorant.

I suppose it could have been a sponge, whatever that is, I cant remember a tail.

Mr Nero surely you have heard the urban legend about a Hells Angel initiation, White Wings, Black Wings, Red Wings etc.

I have not misread any posts, and unlike some I read all the posts on the thread before posting response. When I said she could not forget tampon inside, I meant: Escort, WG, Prostitute, (or whatever you want to call it) can not forget about tampon prior seeing client! Surely it should be clear enough.

If she did had sponge, you would not be able to feel it with a tonque. You only could feel it with a fingers or penis. (providing its not under 3 inches). Personally, I think that when you said that you walked out, its a load of bull. (as well as when you said you canceled appointment, after girl called you "babe").

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Had a meeting with one girl once, who was using the sponge - she even left it next to the sink after we had both used the bathroom post coitus

Sh also kept her legs closer together than normal to try and limit the depth of penetration - very frustrating experience

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I have not misread any posts, and unlike some I read all the posts on the thread before posting response. When I said she could not forget tampon inside, I meant: Escort, WG, Prostitute, (or whatever you want to call it) can not forget about tampon prior seeing client! Surely it should be clear enough.

If she did had sponge, you would not be able to feel it with a tonque. You only could feel it with a fingers or penis. (providing its not under 3 inches). Personally, I think that when you said that you walked out, its a load of bull. (as well as when you said you canceled appointment, after girl called you "babe").

Mr Radish, apologies if I got it wrong about you misreading posts and not reading all the posts in a thread.

Now I usually stick up for newbies but I think you ought to learn a few manners before you accuse people of being liars.

You are showing your ignorance when you say a girl cant forget she has a tampon inside. You can believe or not believe this if you want but an old friend of my wife forgot a tampon and ended up with blood poisoning, she recovered after a long illness. Now if something of a similar nature happened to a bloke, his mate would take the piss. I asked my wife if this had happened to her friend, my wife said no because it could have happened to any of them. I find it hard to understand how you can forget something like that but there have been reported cases where a girl has died from an infection caused by a forgotten tampon.

As for calling me a liar, Im not a serial poster, I post topics rarely on this forum, just when I think something unusual has happened to me or I want advice.

I dont know why Im going to do this but from your posts I can see you are pretty clueless. So Im going to let you do a bit of detective work to see if you can prove Im a liar, because YOU DONT HAVE A CLUE, here are some, The 'babe' in question was, 'English Blonde Jenna', on the other site she's in the Chelsea bit of the London section, my meeting was for 11.30am on april 20th, I cant remember what my name was that day it could of been Jonny, Pete, Reg or my real name Lovegod, so named because I can get my tongue where others cant.

There you go, lots of clues Mr Clu... sorry, Mr Radish, go and prove Im a liar, you could allways phone Jenna, but she might tell you to go and procreate because you are an idiot.

If you cant prove Im a liar you can deduce that everything else Ive written in this topic is true.

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Mr Radish, apologies if I got it wrong about you misreading posts and not reading all the posts in a thread.

Now I usually stick up for newbies but I think you ought to learn a few manners before you accuse people of being liars.

You are showing your ignorance when you say a girl cant forget she has a tampon inside. You can believe or not believe this if you want but an old friend of my wife forgot a tampon and ended up with blood poisoning, she recovered after a long illness. Now if something of a similar nature happened to a bloke, his mate would take the piss. I asked my wife if this had happened to her friend, my wife said no because it could have happened to any of them. I find it hard to understand how you can forget something like that but there have been reported cases where a girl has died from an infection caused by a forgotten tampon.

As for calling me a liar, Im not a serial poster, I post topics rarely on this forum, just when I think something unusual has happened to me or I want advice.

I dont know why Im going to do this but from your posts I can see you are pretty clueless. So Im going to let you do a bit of detective work to see if you can prove Im a liar, because YOU DONT HAVE A CLUE, here are some, The 'babe' in question was, 'English Blonde Jenna', on the other site she's in the Chelsea bit of the London section, my meeting was for 11.30am on april 20th, I cant remember what my name was that day it could of been Jonny, Pete, Reg or my real name Lovegod, so named because I can get my tongue where others cant.

There you go, lots of clues Mr Clu... sorry, Mr Radish, go and prove Im a liar, you could allways phone Jenna, but she might tell you to go and procreate because you are an idiot.

If you cant prove Im a liar you can deduce that everything else Ive written in this topic is true.

Just to make things clear to other people, Jenna was a girl I cancelled a meeting with and raised a topic about, she was not the girl in this thread.

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I think you'll find 'Mr' Radish is a WG.

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I think you'll find 'Mr' Radish is a WG.

Really !!!!! She should know better then.

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