kembo

Sex Lessons.

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My brain seems to always spout all sorts of crazy shit. Today's hair-brained idea is to ask, for my next appointment, whether an escort would be willing to give me a lesson in good sex.

I'm perfectly happy to admit that I'm far from the best lover in the bedroom. I believe you can only be as good in bed as the sexual partners you've experienced from. Up until 6 months ago I'd only ever experienced more-or-less vanilla sex from my past relationships and to be honest, I feel like I still have a lot to learn.

So do you think this is an acceptable request for an appointment or will I get laughed at? What are the chances the escort would take it seriously or would she just stroke my ego and say, "Honey you're already a stud in the bedroom and besides your cock is SOOOOO BIG....is it in yet honey?" To the ladies here, how would you react if a client asked for some sex education?

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I'd be grateful & honoured. I'm not sure I'd be a good teacher: I orgasm easily & lots of women don't / can't.

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My brain seems to always spout all sorts of crazy shit. Today's hair-brained idea is to ask, for my next appointment, whether an escort would be willing to give me a lesson in good sex.

I'm perfectly happy to admit that I'm far from the best lover in the bedroom. I believe you can only be as good in bed as the sexual partners you've experienced from. Up until 6 months ago I'd only ever experienced more-or-less vanilla sex from my past relationships and to be honest, I feel like I still have a lot to learn.

So do you think this is an acceptable request for an appointment or will I get laughed at? What are the chances the escort would take it seriously or would she just stroke my ego and say, "Honey you're already a stud in the bedroom and besides your cock is SOOOOO BIG....is it in yet honey?" To the ladies here, how would you react if a client asked for some sex education?

I had some sex education recently, in a way I would never have believed possible !

We had "flirted" via the forum on this site, chatted in the chat room here and exchanged messages, ( OK, so via the purple site also ! ), got as far as exchanging mobile numbers and texts, and even private e-mail addresses ! Finally a nice chat on the 'phone ! Not often this happens I would think, but there just seemed to be a bit of a "Spark" there.

Was there a spark ???? When we met, it was like "Old Mates" and everything worked out wonderfully, especially for a first meeting !!

Long and complicated maybe, but rather than a simple request for sex education at first contact, try getting to know her a little better by e-mail, text and phone calls before making such a request ? :wacko:

Believe it or not, my new friend and I were both nervous about the meeting ( I believe what she said on this as I honestly feel her to be genuine and trustworthy, despite having only met her once ) and this made it all the more like a "teenage date" than you could ever want or imagine ! ( We're both long well past our teens )

The subsequent activities went much further, and we explored many more boundaries than I ever even knew about as a teenager, although as an "old grumpy" I don't know what goes on with the modern generation of teenagers. :( However, I would be very surprised if today's youngsters, took things as far as my temporary partner and I did, when we were mutually "high" on simple sex and physical emotions ( yes the brain is probably the strongest, and most important of the sex organs, IMHO, so the emotional involvement, however temporary, does matter ), and not drug or chemically induced sensations.

If things can be as good as they were for me with this Lady, why the hell does anyone need to take drugs ? :eek:

Here speaks a man who has smoked and drunk too much for most of his life, and would be "pushing up daisy's" by now if there was any real justice in the world, rather being alive to run around SKI_ing ( Spending the Kid's Inheritance ) on spending "Quality Time" with nice ladies.

Who's a Lucky Old Man, then, to have survived this long, despite having inflicted such abuse on himself ( Yes ! I've wanked a large number of times over the years if you're going to ask me about my definition of having abused myself :blink: )

Sorry, I digress :angry:

Get to know you're prospective sex teacher a little better than your first "hello. love your body, i want to F--k you" type message, and it could well pay dividends for you :)

Jack :ph34r:

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No of course you wont get laughed at. I would be happy to give sex lessons, as would most WGs

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Thanks for that lengthy response Jack. You left me envious though!

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Just ask. I am of the opinion sex can't be 'taught' as such, but that you can give guidance and that's what I do in such situations.

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i would quite like to be asked to educate some of my clients!

I always think that it would be rude to correct a man on his technique and unless a man specifically asks me how I want something doing (such as oral sex) I won't direct him- I feel they are paying to be made to feel good and would hate for him to misinterpret any instruction I might give as criticism. I know plenty of men here have often said that they get huge pleasure from satisfying a woman, so maybe would like to be told what would really send me over the edge (in the good way) but unless a client makes it clear to me I keep quiet!

To the OP, I think most escorts would be thrilled to be asked for lessons.

Of course what works for one woman might not work for another!

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Thanks for that lengthy response Jack. You left me envious though!

Just read the posts from the ladies on this board, kembo, and look through them to the person ( and personality :) ) behind them, and you will find the right one to suit you, and give you all the lessons you may feel you need.

Find the right lady to suit you, ( not necessarily the ones other folks, including yours truly, may like :wub: ) this way, and i shall soon be the one to envy you, :unsure:

Jack :ph34r:

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I've been offering 'sex lessons' or 'therapy' (loose terms, it's more about practice than occult learning) for some time now, and have really enjoyed introducing gents to the various ways in which a female body might be pleasured and how they might get the most out of sex themselves. Most escorts probably end up providing this sort of service on a casual basis now and again ("Can you show me how to ..."), so I'd say most won't bat an eyelid at your request.

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Really interesting responses from the ladies! Seems as though some of us need to tidy up our act. Is it technique that's lacking, consideration or a combination of the two? It does show the importance of communication in the early stages of a punt rather than making assumptions about what a girl likes

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I would also be interested seeing a lady for sex lessons.

While I am aware what works for one woman is likely to be different for other women, I feel such lessons would prove to be invaluble.

Out of interest, are there any ladies here who along with escorting in general have worked as a sex surrogate?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_surrogate

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Much obliged for all the responses. I shall go ahead and try this for my next meet. And for sure, I use the word "lesson" in a loose sense. I'm not looking to sit at a desk and write notes...unless it involves me being a naughty boy and being punished....but I digress.

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Just ask. I am of the opinion sex can't be 'taught' as such, but that you can give guidance and that's what I do in such situations.

Aye to that.

and practice, practice, practice..

just do it.

dont think too much about it.

play, act, try,

Always stay respectful.

try, play, act.

Do!

Did I mention practice..

Edited by ptrleeds

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Some very interesting (and surprising) replies here from the Ladies. Ladies what sort of reply would you give to a client whom you had never met before who phoned you up and said something like "Could I see you for an hour for sex instruction please?". Think carefully before you reply as I might very well phone you to take you up on an affirmative reply :)

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You shouldn't need to ask for sex lessons because (as long as the WG is good) that is exactly what you will get.

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i would quite like to be asked to educate some of my clients!

I always think that it would be rude to correct a man on his technique and unless a man specifically asks me how I want something doing (such as oral sex) I won't direct him- I feel they are paying to be made to feel good and would hate for him to misinterpret any instruction I might give as criticism. I know plenty of men here have often said that they get huge pleasure from satisfying a woman, so maybe would like to be told what would really send me over the edge (in the good way) but unless a client makes it clear to me I keep quiet!

To the OP, I think most escorts would be thrilled to be asked for lessons.

Of course what works for one woman might not work for another!

I am temped to visit you just for this and you are not far from me.

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My brain seems to always spout all sorts of crazy shit. Today's hair-brained idea is to ask, for my next appointment, whether an escort would be willing to give me a lesson in good sex.

I'm perfectly happy to admit that I'm far from the best lover in the bedroom. I believe you can only be as good in bed as the sexual partners you've experienced from. Up until 6 months ago I'd only ever experienced more-or-less vanilla sex from my past relationships and to be honest, I feel like I still have a lot to learn.

So do you think this is an acceptable request for an appointment or will I get laughed at? What are the chances the escort would take it seriously or would she just stroke my ego and say, "Honey you're already a stud in the bedroom and besides your cock is SOOOOO BIG....is it in yet honey?" To the ladies here, how would you react if a client asked for some sex education?

Eventually, young Sir, you will come ( pun very much intended :) ) to realise that the most important "sex organ" is the brain.

I wish I could forward messages to here as I had one recently from a mate, talking about cricket.

Give me a Mo please and I'll try to get it at least sorta right ?

The "box", ( penis and balls protection ) was introduced to the game around 1880.

The "safety helmet" ( for the heads of batsmen ) was introduced around 1980.

Did it really take a hundred years for a man to work out where his brains are /

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Ha ha nice one very funny...no wait...I don't get it. Why do we need to protect our heads again?

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Ha ha nice one very funny...no wait...I don't get it. Why do we need to protect our heads again?

your most important "sex organ" is your brain. kembo.

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Some very interesting (and surprising) replies here from the Ladies. Ladies what sort of reply would you give to a client whom you had never met before who phoned you up and said something like "Could I see you for an hour for sex instruction please?". Think carefully before you reply as I might very well phone you to take you up on an affirmative reply :)

I would say no to a request like that.

I have a few asking for "lessons" and a few virgins approach me asking me to teach them, but I am not interested at all.

Lucy :)

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why would anybody need Lessons In Love?..

The more you do it the better you get at it...and if you want the fast track you have sex books/internet info and porn to learn from.

The next track is dedicated to the Punter known as Kembo >(Lessons In Love)

Kembo's not proud, he was wrong

and the truth is hard to take

he felt sure we had enough

but he's love went overboard

lifeboat lies lost at sea

Kembo's been trying to reach your shore

waves of doubt keep drowning me

All the dreams that we were building

we never fulfilled them

could be better, should be better

for lessons in love

Ace has now left the building.

Edited by Ace ventura punt detective

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