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Sex workers with strong regional accents

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I love strong regional accents and wondered which UK sex worker has the strongest regional accent. Nominations please!

I will nominate the following:

1. The old Cockney bloke who runs Maltings Spa. He is Arthur Mullard reincarnated.

2. The earthy woman at the Luton Sauna who talks like Les Dawson in drag and calls everyone "Luv". She was exposed in the 'Luton News' as the rudest receptionist in Britain after they spotted her mentions on Punternet.

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Yae cannae beat a Glesga accent.

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I so love the Brookside Close accents too.

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I like a nice brogue like Christine Blakeley from the one show

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Scottish is defo the most sex accent

i married a paisley lass i love it when she talks dirty it sends me wild

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I so love the Brookside Close accents too.

Noooooo you do know nobody from Liverpool actually talks like that unless they really are putting it on don't you :D

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you so have to get out of london

Maltings is in Hertfordshire and Luton is in Bedfordshire. So they are both out of London.

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Anyway, any more actual strong accent nominations from sex industry workers?

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I cant abide the Boring Brummie accent, making girls sound like they have adenoid problems. Neither can I stomach the scouse accent. It's so winey and a gulf apart from Manchester which is palatable. And while I generally like an Irish accent, the brogue of Belfast is too strong for my liking.

Now the gentle lilt of a soft Scottish accent or Geordie (a la Cheryl Cole) does it for me every time.

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Luton is in Bedfordshire. So they are both out of London.

London (Luton) airport ?

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Thor deed is yen accent that ah wud lke tuh heor from a lady, gan yee guess wheor she wud cum from yet?

Accents can be as individual as the lady, but why are the strongest accents always in the northeast of a country? (England, Scotland, France, USA...:D)

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"Hay Hay calm down, calm down"

"shut it divvy" :D

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Accents can be as individual as the lady, but why are the strongest accents always in the northeast of a country? (England, Scotland, France, USA...:D)

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"Hay Hay calm down, calm down"

"shut it divvy" :D

Have never in my life said anything like that :)

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I have a York accent, I think it is soften since I have moved down here, or so my family say!! Clients still reckon it is quite strong though, hopefully in a nice way:)

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i'm ashamed to say that manc accents are dead sexy - i am from yorkshire.

south west yokeley accents are good too.

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Bosses and receptionists?

Are there no workers from inside the bedroom interesting enough to get a nomination? :D

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