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What's The Point Of Frs Like This?

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http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=108886

Just a pet hate - this tells me absolutely nothing.

And it contains the two phrases that immediately make me cringe.

"What we did remains private...etc"

"Treat her well....etc"

Just in the wrong mood this morning and this tipped me over the edge!!!

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Why is it so important to hear the gory details? You dont have to go deep into the nitty gritty to explain that a girl is worth the money, worth booking and that you will have a great fun time with her. If he wishes to recommend her yet keep the ins and outs private then thats up to him and what on earth is wrong with saying treat her well. Why does it always raise so many hackles, would it be so infuriating if on a car advert, much loved and will drive well if you treat her well blah blah. Are we not allowed to be treated well or something.

I have to say if something so small tipped you over the edge it might be better just to have a duvet day

Edited by Chloe MKEscorts

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Why is it so important to hear the gory details? You dont have to go deep into the nitty gritty to explain that a girl is worth the money, worth booking and that you will have a great fun time with her. If he wishes to recommend her yet keep the ins and outs private then thats up to him and what on earth is wrong with saying treat her well. Why does it always raise so many hackles, would it be so infuriating if on a car advert, much loved and will drive well if you treat her well blah blah. Are we not allowed to be treated well or something.

I have to say if something so small tipped you over the edge it might be better just to have a duvet day

can i have a duvet day with you Chloe?

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can i have a duvet day with you Chloe?

I am afraid theres nothing interesting going on under my duvet at the moment :( x

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http://www.punternet...p?recnum=108886

Just a pet hate - this tells me absolutely nothing.

And it contains the two phrases that immediately make me cringe.

"What we did remains private...etc"

"Treat her well....etc"

Just in the wrong mood this morning and this tipped me over the edge!!!

Could'nt agree with you more oldpunk.

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And it contains the two phrases that immediately make me cringe.

"What we did remains private...etc"

"Treat her well....etc"

Oh, I don't know! This isn't his first FR, and his spelling has improved, which is good.

Turn "treat her well" inside out, and I think you get something like, "If you treat her like shit, she returns the compliment" which is hardly news.

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Oh, I don't know! This isn't his first FR, and his spelling has improved, which is good.

Turn "treat her well" inside out, and I think you get something like, "If you treat her like shit, she returns the compliment" which is hardly news.

and for which you could hardly blame her. Unfortunatley treat her well isnt something all punters automatically assume is the way to go. Some dont even talk to you and turn their heads from you and generally make you feel like you are a walking venereal disease so yes, I think sometimes it doesnt hurt for a punter to add this into his field report as it may make someone think "mmm maybe thats where i am going wrong" when they read it.

You dont have to give a full porno magazine story to get your message across,unless thats what some people are hoping for . Its not as if the guy did a two liner. He did give a good description of her, her premises and the type of experience he received so I personally dont see anything wrong with this fr, I would have been happy to receive it if it was for me.

No he didnt say how many times she sucked him off, how many time they fucked, how deep he rammed his tongue up her fanny and which positions blah blah but is that really necessary, lets face it, each appointment is different with each client so even if there was a bullet point list it doesnt mean the list is going to be the same with you if you book her.

Edited by Chloe MKEscorts

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At least he's confirmed some details, ie that her place is nice and clean and that she's obviously warm and friendly. Some reports don't do that, or will mention a sex act and miss out everything else.

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and for which you could hardly blame her. Unfortunatley treat her well isnt something all punters automatically assume is the way to go. Some dont even talk to you and turn their heads from you and generally make you feel like you are a walking venereal disease so yes, I think sometimes it doesnt hurt for a punter to add this into his field report as it may make someone think "mmm maybe thats where i am going wrong" when they read it.

You dont have to give a full porno magazine story to get your message across,unless thats what some people are hoping for . Its not as if the guy did a two liner. He did give a good description of her, her premises and the type of experience he received so I personally dont see anything wrong with this fr, I would have been happy to receive it if it was for me.

No he didnt say how many times she sucked him off, how many time they fucked, how deep he rammed his tongue up her fanny and which positions blah blah but is that really necessary, lets face it, each appointment is different with each client so even if there was a bullet point list it doesnt mean the list is going to be the same with you if you book her.

chloe -it doesnt give any details of what they did. For all we know they sat and watched 'flog it' together.

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At least he's confirmed some details, ie that her place is nice and clean and that she's obviously warm and friendly. Some reports don't do that, or will mention a sex act and miss out everything else.

Exactly, some guys get so hung up on how many times they jizzed on her boobies, face, ass etc that they dont mention hardly anything at al

her place..yeah, clean, okay

her...yeah, well fit like

booking... 16 paragraphs of jizz, cum, positions, etc

wont recommend though as she had a spot on her ass so should not have been working that day :o

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chloe -it doesnt give any details of what they did. For all we know they sat and watched 'flog it' together.

For the hour you are at the centre and the focus of her attention. This is an hour of uninhibited fun and frolics.

The exact details are private and very personal and will remain between us.

This is fantasy time, if your ultimate fantasy is about making love to a beautiful warm woman then this is it. It is worth every penny and I will be back as soon as I can.

Looks to me like he explains that they had such a good gfe that he felt he was more making love than fucking, hate that phrase personally but clearly there was a lot of action as it was an uninhibited gfe who must have been affectionate in her serv ices as she provided them warmly...easy to read between the lines . I think we are all grown ups, we know what acts are usually involved in sex. If there are any specific services just a fast look at her website should provide the details or a fast phone call to her which I presume would follow automatically anyway if someone was actually interested in booking the lady rather than just having fun reading reviews.x

Just an afterthought. Perhaps some guys dont like to go into detail as they dont like the thought of someone else having a wank whilst reading about their experience. :ph34r:

Or perhaps the lady has requested that not too much dirty detail be put into a possible fr

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the clincher for me would be whether she is fun to be with. OK she may be a stunner to look at but did they have a laugh together, for a humourless punt is so boring.

I remember a punt at the old funplace in brum. lovely lancashire lass and we hit it off but we had to give ourselves a good talking to cos it was turning into a giggling farce! Happy days!

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the clincher for me would be whether she is fun to be with. OK she may be a stunner to look at but did they have a laugh together, for a humourless punt is so boring.

I remember a punt at the old funplace in brum. lovely lancashire lass and we hit it off but we had to give ourselves a good talking to cos it was turning into a giggling farce! Happy days!

I remember we had to reign in the laughs sometimes or we wouldnt have got down to the nitty gritty too lol. Seems like he thinks she is fun though. Having a laugh together is down to personalitys that click, someone may post that they had the laugh of their life, great fun, best ever, then the next guy may just not get her humour or personality so to him its actually not a barrel of laughs.x

This is an hour of uninhibited fun and frolics.

Edited by Chloe MKEscorts

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Hi, all.

Generally, I side with Chloe. The ladies should be afforded the privilege of behaving differently with different clients on different days without fear of the "but you did this with him" attitude.

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Could'nt agree with you more oldpunk.

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the clincher for me would be whether she is fun to be with. OK she may be a stunner to look at but did they have a laugh together, for a humourless punt is so boring.

I remember a punt at the old funplace in brum. lovely lancashire lass and we hit it off but we had to give ourselves a good talking to cos it was turning into a giggling farce! Happy days!

If her owo and HJ techniques are lousy and she's dull and unimaginative in bed, then I couldn't care less how great her sense of humour and 'fun' is

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There was a thread on it recently:

And I said this:

To be honest - I think there are two kinds of FR's and they will appeal to two kinds of clients (not that simple I know but trying to simplify here :P )

I personally would cringe and feel uncomfortable if I had a very descriptive FR done in porn style (I know some are a little descriptive but they are not too bad) and I know most of my clients would cringe just as much and go eeew eeew eeew. My usual type of clients would simply be put off visiting me if I had descriptive FR's. Hence in a way my FR's attract the right clients which suits me very well.

You then have clients who wants it all put up in full glory and are often the ones complaining about the comment 'treat her with respect' because of course they always treat the girls with respect and what on earth are those people on about! they are the other kind of client who are usually looking for the more PSE stuff such as facials, deep throat etc and they want full details on the girl and services because the person behind it does not come into it much. They are there to buy sex which of course is what the girl is selling.

So I suppose the difference is that the first kind of client is looking for more of an experience with the escort as a person and the services does not matter as much whereas the second kind of client is looking for specific services/looks etc and the personality does not come into it as much.

So it works in the end, the girls with the less descriptive FR's will attract the clients who prefers the less descriptive FR's and the girls who have every single details described will attract the clients who wants it all in full glory! And everybody is happy at the end of the day - so no point in complaining that some FR's are not descriptive enough - just go for the ones where they are.

P.s should add there are of course also clients who go across both ranges just to confuse matters!

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Call me dim but I cannot work out how to submit a FR. Obviously I know know what phrases to avoid!

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....and some guys just do really funny ones :D which I like x

Edited by Chloe MKEscorts

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I've just read the FR in question and the poster's previous reports. None of it raised my hackles. The question of "blow by blow" ( sorry, pun) accounts is up to the individual and if you can write a report that inspires others to try the lady in question without gory detail, fair play. Having said this I have in the past enjoyed reading some of the FR's that detail the activities to booker prize level ( e.g: Dr. Steve??).

"Treat her well" for me is a bit like those stickers in the back of car windows " baby on board" ...like, thank god they told me, I was going to smash into the back of the car but I won't now I know there's a kid on board!!! FFS ( did I say hackles weren't raised?) :P

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at the end of the day though frs are very personal interpretations and its up to the individual to decide how much detail they will or will not put into one. No one can really critisise at their is no official fr regulation stating what you have to say other than the appointment must have taken place and money must have changed hands. I have issues personally with the "i chucked a quid on the floor so I could write this report" brigade. It shows the guys who do them in just as bad a light as the supposed awful escorts they are reviewing. I always think...i hope she chucked it right back at him.

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Call me dim but I cannot work out how to submit a FR. Obviously I know know what phrases to avoid!

What problems are you having?

pm me and I'll see if i can help, its all simple stuff.

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P.s should add there are of course also clients who go across both ranges just to confuse matters!

I like my FRs to cover all bases and be useful to fellow punters that read them, if they don't contain anything about the services involved, I think they are of limited value.

Of course, an FR is always a subjective view, but I try to convey something about the girl's personality & style (as much as can be gleaned from a short appointment) as well as her looks. I like to include some descriptive detail about what was enjoyed during the session, hopefully in a not too distasteful way with maybe some subtle hints at aspects that were lacking, it's the only way IMHO to give a full flavour of how the appointment went and how a fellow punter can work best with the girl when he visits.

As to the 'treat her well' comment, it's something I have been guilty of using until I realised how condescending it sounded to the majority of other punters who wouldn't dream of doing any different. Sadly, the minority that are rough, impersonal & disrespectful aren't likely to take any notice.

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Its up to the punter if they want to go into detail, or write a novel about what they did, but for many of us we get the jist of what is said and make a choice on whom to see according to what is said about the escort that we like, if I wanted water sports I dont think this would attract me, so leaving out what went on does the escort no favours at all, even if her imagination is good, i dont think many of us pay £80-£100 a time for that alone, no matter how much like Kelly Brooke she might be.

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I can understand (some) people wanting more specific details.

But I just think its daft to claim the report gives no useful information. Lets assume the reporter is honest (if that assumption dooes not hold, then no report is useful). Then the following can be easily gleamed:-

1/ In call site is pleasant and clean.

2/ WG attentive and fun.

3/ No false representation of looks or services.

4/ A phone contact number.

Jeez. That's a lot of useful info... much more than if bloke hadn't bothered to report. If you're interested in a specific service... then how difficult is it to phone woman and ask?? I really don't understand guys who moan about reports like this.

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