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Been Let Down For Tomorrow......what To Do?

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I arranged an hour for tomorrow (Friday) afternoon with a lady I've had my eye on for a while........(Knocking off work at 1pm for the weekend and fancied a "livener" to set me up)............just in from work and had an email cancelling due to Mother bloody Nature visiting earlier than expected

Question.......in my shoes do you

a. Just fuck off home and watch England v The West Indies live from Trent Bridge with a number of cool beers

b. Do the above and masturbate vigorously?

c. Dive in the at the deep end and book any available girl without the due diligence I generally devote to pleasuring my penis

d. Book a regular girl when I know what I'm going to get which means it will be nice............... but I shall miss the thrill and buzz of the "new girl experience"

Ladies and gents, it's over to you............I shall abide by the majority view

Yours with a firm handshake and an overly full scrotum

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d. is my standard response in those circumstances,

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A) and hope there are not too many No Balls to remind you of the one you bowled! :lol:

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A has to be the better option, lets just say rain halted play, and book to see the escort next friday, who knows maybe the sign you are prepaired to wait a week will show the escort that you are deserving of a great time.

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e. Go to the pub and have a few pints, followed by a few shorts, followed by a few shots....

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e. Go to the pub and have a few pints, followed by a few shorts, followed by a few shots....

Followed by some thinking with the genital brain and making a bigger mistake?

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D followed by A

hopefully if D was good enough you wont need B... ;)

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I would go for d too, but there's another option....

e. Go to your default hotlist and pick the first available girl in the list. If you're anything like me you'll have done a bit of preliminary research on her already.

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a. and b. and going to the pub all sound abysmal.

so it's got to be c. or mr cabbage's e.

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The honest answer is c. as wrong as it might be. At the end of the day its the risks involved that sometimes make this hobby fun. However if nothing remotely good pops up on c. I usually plop for d.. If d. is not available I am in a mood with everyone and anyone imaginable, sulk and revert to b..

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so.............it's a close run thing, but.........................

cricket, loverlee cricket!!!

cheers all !!

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Hi,

I recommend a) for a moment , wait until mother nature goes away and go to see that girl. :D

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Hi,

I recommend a) for a moment , wait until mother nature goes away and go to see that girl. :D

Exactly right, you do well to wait and enjoy the thrill that waiting brings, remember when we were young and could'nt wait till christmas day came, sometimes the thrill in waiting for the event is as good as the thrill itself, so why spoil it by seeing someone else, and then you think christ why didnt I wait for the real buzz she had to offer.

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I used to opt for c in these situations. It rarely ended well. So it's either a or d from me these days. I see you opted for a, which can never be a bad choice. Enjoy.

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as part of you planning for this one didnt you have a plan B list of possible ladies? Then you can go see the lady you really want next week

2 punts -result!

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Nowadays it would definitely be D, i find Cricket beyond mind numbingly boring so thats a never, years ago it would be a last minute newbie to me thinking with my dick, those days are long gone.

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surely it would be d followed by a, stopping off at the pub for a couple in between?

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it'd be (d) for me. record the cricket

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Hi,

I recommend a) for a moment , wait until mother nature goes away and go to see that girl. :D

No disrespect to the ladies on here who I am sure would never lie about such a thing, however, I do think that sometimes the mother nature line is used when the girl wants to be polite and has changed her mind. I accept that I may be being paranoid here; but how can us punters ever truly know? Point being that if you want to book her again; have a better plan B lined up in case mother nature decides to be unpredictable for a second time with her (which has happened to me).

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Have a wank then watch the cricket.

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Have a wank and then "D".

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I think Strauss got let down as well.

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i find Cricket beyond mind numbingly boring so thats a never,.

Wow...at least now i know i'm not the only person that thinks this :lol:

It must be bad when their "action" shots include a slow motion close up of a guy rubbing a ball against his crotch. Then they'll cut to someone fast asleep in the crowd!! Ooooh...the excitement's never ending :lol:

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