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Weekend Trip To Germany

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Day 1

I've just returned from a weekend trip to Germany, so thought I better write It down before I forget what went on.

I flew early morning Friday 25th May, with Easyjet from LTN to Dortmund, quick 1 hour flight, picked up a car rental from Europecar, a Skoda Fabia, to start with I couldn't get my Satnav to switch on, but no problem, I can follow the signs, so headed towards Duesseldorf on the Autobahn.

The plan was to have a afternoon punt then check Into my hotel near Dus-Airport before heading over to Beverly erotic disco for the Wendy Somer gangbang night.

As It happens Sandra Star the German Pornstar was touring Duesseldorf the same week, recently she has been escorting In London with UKSB at 500 quid a hour! So plan was to get a German SIM, make my way to Fürstenwall where Sandra was located and get an appointment. A long story short, I got there at midday, her phone kept going to answer phone, finally got hold of her, but she was already fully booked for her last day In Dus! Never mind but would of loved to get my mits on her 30J boobsies.

So Instead went up to my hotel, Holiday Inn Ratingen to check In, got there after 1pm, no problem getting In my room, on their site It says check In after 3pm, I was In two minds to either try another punt before Beverly, or just rest up In my room, hadn't had much sleep, so got my head down for a bit, as I knew I'd probably need my strength.

I arrived at Beverly just after It opened at 6pm, It's a swingers club just outside the town of Solingen, located In the beautiful picturesque countryside, this friday they were holding a gangbang party, hosted by Wendy Somer & team, I'd been to a couple of her parties In the past over In Holland, so was looking forward to It. I was welcomed In and asked to pay the entry fee, on the Bev site It was advertised at €130, but I was told at the door It's 20 extra because of the gangbang, not a major problem, but wish It was clearer on the website, anyway was given a locker key and made my way to get changed, In this club for the men It's usually the norm to wear black underwear.

Even though Beverly Is a swingers club, they do employ some amatuer house women, who are mainly middle aged house-frau types, who enjoy shagging the single men, It was still early, not many guests yet, If I'd known I would of left It till later, but there was a free bar and delicious buffet laid on, the food here Is very good and plentiful, so I tucked In.

Sat at the bar I got chatting to Christina, a 40's German dental technician by day, but once a week she enjoys going to Beverly for some fun, she's attractive with a slim body and cheery smile, I could of taken her off for a session If I wanted, but felt like keeping my powder dry for later.

Wendy and her friends Ramona and Samatha arrived at around 8.30pm, I was wondering when things were going to kick off, more guests were arriving, but mainly socialising, at 10.15pm Wendy and the girls began a show on the dance floor of the disco, pole dancing, then using rubber toys, then afterwards the ganbang started upstairs In one of the large play rooms, The three Dutch blondes were taking on guys on the beds, there were a few guys, but It wasn't too busy, so managed to get myself next to Wendy who gave a mean BJ, rubbered up and was Invited to do her In doggy, an enthusiastic session from her, urging me on to do her harder lol.

After I came did a quick shower and returned back to the room, Samantha was looking for new victims, and surprisingly no one stepped forward at this point, I say surprising because she Is a sexy toned Dutch lady with an arse you could crack walnuts with, so would of been rude not to come to her assistance, as I say I'd already just come, but Samantha soon had me hard again In her mouth, taking turns to get BJ's from her, then on with the rubber and a athletic shag commenced, this girl has plenty of stamina, have had some good sessions with her In the past, but I wouldn't be able to cum so soon again so after a bit let someone else carry on.

A bit later I got to shag Ramona, she's a typical tall leggy Dutch girl with a toned body and big fake boobs, did doggy while she sucked more dicks and then on her back.

On events like this It attracts couples who are open to play with single men, and not all are old or fat, In fact there was three couples who were fairly young and were happy to play when the mood took them, and when they watched the Dutch Porno girls hard at It they would join In too, once the Dutch stopped, the couples would carry on, there was one slim mid 20's I guess pretty lady In a tartan schoolgirl outfit who became the centre of attention, and couldn't get enough! Also on the list was a curvy brunette and a Dominican looking girl with dark skin a tight body and a big smile on her face, the Dominican was a lot of fun, her guy would do her, then share her with the guys, I managed at one point to session with Christina the dental technician, who gave an excellent BJ, and had plenty of stamina for a middle aged lady.

I will end the post here, as things carried on until It got quiet around 1am, so by 2am I deceided to call It a day, and drive back to my hotel In Dus, I would return, but probably will leave It till later to arrive, 8pm was quiet still unless you kept busy with the House ladies. And maybe I book a hotel nearby, so I can crawl into bed! :D

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Muhammad H Krishna u r a trooper bro :blink:

Sounz like you had a lotta fun - did the 150 euro entrance fee get u everything i.e. multiple gangbanging including free beer and chow, or did some of the ladies expect xtra payment?

150 euros wud just about get a dude a low quality ST here in Tokyo. In fact, u cud pay 150 euros just for a meal with wine or beer :wacko:

I'm jealous, man :mad:

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Muhammad H Krishna u r a trooper bro :blink:

Sounz like you had a lotta fun - did the 150 euro entrance fee get u everything i.e. multiple gangbanging including free beer and chow, or did some of the ladies expect xtra payment?

150 euros wud just about get a dude a low quality ST here in Tokyo. In fact, u cud pay 150 euros just for a meal with wine or beer :wacko:

I'm jealous, man :mad:

Yes €150 was the total amount paid, which Included alcohol soft drinks and big buffet, no one expects anymore payment, It's a swingers club not a saunaclub.

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Day 2

Today was Saturday, the plan was to head down to Cologne and visit Samya saunaclub. But first I'd booked an appointment with Jasmina at Termingirls for 1pm, this Is a private house that has Hungarian girls working on a weekly basis, I arrived at the house which Is down a quiet lane just outside Ratingen by the Autobahn. But when I got there I was told that Jasmina was sick, so I was shown Into a bedroom and could meet the girls that were available, I was Introduced to Jeanette a busty blonde and Roxy Rockat a Euro pornstar, I chose Roxy, she looks just like her photos except her hair Is brunette, a very good looking girl, with slim body and long legs, she was very friendly and spoke fairly good English, I paid for half an hour which Is €100, and was shown the shower, back In the room only waited a minute until Roxy returned, on the bed kissing was given to start things off, OWO and then into 69 postition, on with a condom and did doggy, good to watch us In the mirror, finished of In Missionary with Roxys long legs wrapped over my shoulders! Time was just about up, we had a bit of a chat whilst I got dressed, Roxy's a nice girl and I had fun, the place Isn't that cheap for Germany, but you're not paying entry fee, only for the time spent, and they do have some stunning Hungarians.

Time was 1.30pm as I left Termingirls, got on the nearby Autobahn and drove towards Cologne.

First thing was to check Into my hostel In the city centre, a bed for the night only cost €23, didn't take long, then headed down the bank of the Rhine to Rodenkirchen, arrived at Samya at 3pm, Samya Is a saunaclub, you pay entry fee, and wear a dressing gown and flip flops, the girls usually wear just g-strings and high heels, some naked, paid my €50 entry and went downstairs to change and have a shower, up to the bar, there were a few girls In the lounge and some guys, got myself a drink and took a walk outside to the patio, the sun was out and was a hot day, quite a few of the girls and guest were sun bathing, I got a good view of a pussy winking at me lol, at first I wore the issued bathrobe, but was to warm, so changed into a towel.

Got myself a light snack and relaxed In the lounge, where I got a good view of the girls coming and going, and started to make up a mental list of who I fancied, spotted a few already, a toned and tattoed blonde called Inga Introduced herself at the bar while I got another drink, she was Lithuanian, friendly and not pushy to go to the room, she just said maybe we can have fun later.

Time was going by, and more girls were arriving at reception, around 6pm I was considering a first session, but then the BBQ kicked off out on the patio, so I got some salad and meat, there was a African girl called Pemela who was very quick to ask to go room, this In a saunaclub Is usually a sign of a hustler, so I said no thanks, as I was sat stretched out on the couch Merve came to sit next to me, she Is a local German/Turkish girl, quite pretty and the usual Turkish look of dark curly hair, tanned skin, curvy body and was wearing a sexy string bikini, her English was minimal, but we got by, she was In no rush to drag me off to the room, we started getting friendly on the couch and after a bit I told Merve to go and get a room key, up In the room Merve was a good performer, kissing and OWO was standard, we did a few postitions and stayed half an hour, It was gone 8pm when we finished, down In the locker room I gave her €50, the standard for 30mins and off she went.

I took the usual shower after a session, the wet area here at Samya Is quite good, they also have two saunas and a steam room too, well I dried off and headed back upstairs, earlier as I was going to the room with Merve I noticed Franzi enter the bar, and again as I came up to reception there she stood with a friend, I met her on my last trip In November, she Is a good looking German blonde tall at over 6ft with a few tatoos, I said hello, at first she looked at me a bit puzzled, she knew my face but not my name, we aquainted ourselves and I was Introduced to her friend Serina another good looking German blonde girl, they had not long ago arrived, and Franzi promised to come and stalk me later lol.

I got another soft drink from the fridge, you can also get free choice of beers too here, but I was driving so just had the one beer with dinner, I sat down on a couch to watch the girls for a bit, as I was sat there Franzi came over to get a drink and asked If I'd like to come and sit with her and her friend Serina across the room on another couch, (Is the pope a catholic?) yes sure that'll be nice. I'm guessing some of the seasoned Fkk guys reading this are thinking 'here comes the 3some hustle anytime soon?' It didn't happen, Ali the big boss had ordered a meeting with all girls at 9pm, so no one could go to the rooms before the meeting, so I spent a half hour sat with two hot girls on the couch, both chatting away In near perfect English about a variety of subjects, Franzi asked me If I felt Intimidated sat next to them, no not at all, I felt like I'd just won the lottery lol, they went off to the meeting at 9pm,

The bar was quite bare for about 20mins with just the guys, I got another drink and returned to the couch, the girls began to reappear, and Franzi and Serina came back to sit with me, Franzi and myself seem to click, don't know why, she did say she Is a bad prostitute, as she spends so long chatting and Is fussy about who she'll go to the room with, you might think this Is another hooker line, but I witnessed later her turning guys away, I guess It's up to her who she sees, she only works off and on at Samya, so maybe she's not a hardcore mercenary girl. the 3some was offered, but I turned It down, Serina Is hot, and I would session with her, but one on one, I've done 3somes and most are never as good as you hope them to be, they were cool about It, no hustle.

So was time to take Franzi to the room, the rooms were starting to be busy now, but managed to get a key, In the room we took our time, I'd planned for 1hr, which Is only €75, there was a lot of kissing, and we got quite passionate, I started licking her pussy, which she liked, I carried this on for a while, using a finger Inside her and my tongue, her legs started to shake and PC muscle contracted, she was about to cum, she pushed my head away and said no, she said she dosn't like to cum on the job because If she does she feels like sleeping and lazy, I thought that was only common In us males lol, so she gave me OWO, this was very good, she began going deeper, taking me deeper In her throat which felt amazing.

Got out a rubber and Franzi ordered me to do her In Mish, she put her flexible long legs over my shoulders, wow that felt deep, this postition was good for Franzi, It was hitting her G-spot, after a while of this she started to shout rude words In German to me, haha I'd made her cum, she told me she hated me for doing that lol, she didn't really mind, I hadn't yet cum, so we continued, did some doggy, I'd already had two cums this day so It took a while, I finally came with her licking my balls nice!

I took a rest down In the bar, some of the Romanian girls started dancing on the bar to their Balkan music, a couple of the Romanians also pole danced a bit later, both looked hot, dark haired pretty looking, toned bodies wearing skimpy underwear, apparently many of the Romanians come to Germany to work In strip clubs, but soon realize that they can earn more at a saunaclub. By this time the club was full, lots of guys, I was thinking about another session, but not sure who with, I spotted Inga the blonde I'd chatted to earlier sat at the bar, so went over for a chat, she was very friendly and flirty, I wanted to take her to a room, but all the rooms were busy, we managed to get one after a while, Inga ticked all the right boxes, a slim tanned sexy Lithuanian girl with large fake boobs and tattoos, performed very well, her OWO was very good, sex was energetic, but my dick felt sore going to deep In her, was It her cervix or just a sponge to stop her period? not a bad session, we did a half hour.

Back down In the bar I got a juice and went to sit on the couch In the corner, It was around 1am now, the club had thinned out a bit, wasn't feeling like a last session, felt tired, as I was sat there Franzi spotted me, she came over and sat down, she was happy to see me, said she didn't want to go with other men tonight as she was tired, and It was my fault I made her cum lol, so could she chat with me, sure why not, she's not your usual club hustler, a really cool girl to talk to who can hold a conversation, Serina also came over later, we just cuddled on the couch together and her and Serina finished their vodka orange.

So I left at 3am and drove up to my hostel in the city to get some deserved rest before the drive back to Dortmund airport the next day, I had a good weekend trip, lucky had no starfish or upsell BS this time.

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Next time you might like to try donna in Essen?

Donna Escort is one since 10 years established high class escort agency where is guaranteed that everything is 100% serious. Only very nice and well educated women are mediated. The guest can ask which from the nearly 50 ladies would be available and chose his favourite.

www.donna-escort.de

Me, I'm not too sure I want everything to be serious, but it takes all sorts!

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Next time you might like to try donna in Essen?

Donna Escort is one since 10 years established high class escort agency where is guaranteed that everything is 100% serious. Only very nice and well educated women are mediated. The guest can ask which from the nearly 50 ladies would be available and chose his favourite.

www.donna-escort.de

Me, I'm not too sure I want everything to be serious, but it takes all sorts!

Not sure I would, the site has no Info on their rates, unless It's a certain lady I want to see I usually stick to saunaclubs or partytreff's.

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Not sure I would, the site has no Info on their rates, unless It's a certain lady I want to see I usually stick to saunaclubs or partytreff's.

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Jerboa . . Great reports ,enjoyed reading them .

Germany like Pattaya are 2 destinations ,would love to spend time doing them, but i can't ..

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Jerboa . . Great reports ,enjoyed reading them .

Germany like Pattaya are 2 destinations ,would love to spend time doing them, but i can't ..

Thanks Jojo, Can't you do a tourist weekend away, and add some punting to It?

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Thanks Jojo, Can't you do a tourist weekend away, and add some punting to It?

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You Mean Germany .right ???.

Then my 2 Stassi companions would want to be coming as well ., And that means getting away from them only after 11pm or midnight. .Not much fun left by then and too exhausting .,.Getting up early for Breakfast /..

The only way i can do it is to tell them i am off to Szceczin ,Poland (They Hate EE countries ) and then go to Berlin ..

Berlin i have done the Brothels and Le Follie sex club . Not very keen on doing Berlin Again. .

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I like to do it your way though . Travel to one place and hire a car and just cruize from one Club To another party in different cities and towns .. Hook up with the Dutch Girls that you banged .,hey ..

I really love Dutch Girls . Lots of Fun ,the Californian girls of Europe .

I did a lot of driving around Germany in my 20s and was very familiar with the Autoban ..

Drove from London To Prague via Nurenberg , when Prague was firmly communist ..

Those were the golden days there .

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I don't know why i never considered Germany as an exciting punting destination ,although i had many buds and extended family members who were stationed there with US Military . .And they all raved about the sex to be had there ..

They also told me that many years ago in Frankfurt ,there were some great looking hookers who used to drive ar.ound in Mercs trying to piick uo punters ...

Have you heard about this one ??? .Or was this Pies In The Sky ??.

I would love to do FKK Palace in Frankfurt for a start .

Did the RLD thing there about 2 years ago .. Managed to slip away during the day .

Cheers .

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You Mean Germany .right ???.

Then my 2 Stassi companions would want to be coming as well ., And that means getting away from them only after 11pm or midnight. .Not much fun left by then and too exhausting .,.Getting up early for Breakfast /..

The only way i can do it is to tell them i am off to Szceczin ,Poland (They Hate EE countries ) and then go to Berlin ..

Berlin i have done the Brothels and Le Follie sex club . Not very keen on doing Berlin Again. .

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I like to do it your way though . Travel to one place and hire a car and just cruize from one Club To another party in different cities and towns .. Hook up with the Dutch Girls that you banged .,hey ..

I really love Dutch Girls . Lots of Fun ,the Californian girls of Europe .

I did a lot of driving around Germany in my 20s and was very familiar with the Autoban ..

Drove from London To Prague via Nurenberg , when Prague was firmly communist ..

Those were the golden days there .

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I don't know why i never considered Germany as an exciting punting destination ,although i had many buds and extended family members who were stationed there with US Military . .And they all raved about the sex to be had there ..

They also told me that many years ago in Frankfurt ,there were some great looking hookers who used to drive ar.ound in Mercs trying to piick uo punters ...

Have you heard about this one ??? .Or was this Pies In The Sky ??.

I would love to do FKK Palace in Frankfurt for a start .

Did the RLD thing there about 2 years ago .. Managed to slip away during the day .

Cheers .

Not heard of the hookers In the Mercs, you could tell them your off to Poland and then jump on a flight to FRA-Hahn or Dus-Weeze, hire a car and head to a club of your choice.

Yes I too like Dutch women, many seem to be typically tall with blonde hair and blue eyes, also German women are worth a go too.

As for sex clubs there are many choices, Klicken-ficken Gangbang01 Partytime Saskia-Farell

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Not heard of the hookers In the Mercs, you could tell them your off to Poland and then jump on a flight to FRA-Hahn or Dus-Weeze, hire a car and head to a club of your choice.

Yes I too like Dutch women, many seem to be typically tall with blonde hair and blue eyes, also German women are worth a go too.

As for sex clubs there are many choices, Klicken-ficken Gangbang01 Partytime Saskia-Farell

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Many Thanks ..

Just one question , The Gangbang parties are they BB or covered in most of them ???.

They check on me through the Hotel i will be staying at .

Not just calling my Cellphone ..

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Wish i can trace that hot cracker of a German Girl (Nicole ) that i met at Le Follie Berlin .

I like clubs where no Alcohol is served so i don't get the hassle to buy lady drinks .

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Many Thanks ..

Just one question , The Gangbang parties are they BB or covered in most of them ???.

They check on me through the Hotel i will be staying at .

Not just calling my Cellphone ..

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Wish i can trace that hot cracker of a German Girl (Nicole ) that i met at Le Follie Berlin .

I like clubs where no Alcohol is served so i don't get the hassle to buy lady drinks .

Some of the German parties are AO or BB, they give you a HIV test before the party, but I've not been to any of these.

Yes some of the clubs do try to get guys to buy expensive drinks, I guess only fools who have no Idea of the scene would do this, none of the decent well reported clubs will employ this trick, and a NO will suffice If not, she's not my GF.

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Excellent reporting Jerboa! I almost wish I was going to Samya again soon, but I have no plans to go this year.

You're quite right when you suggest any lady asking you to go to a room very quickly at Samya is likely to be a hustler, Samya is more the sort of club where the man is supposed to make the first move. When I went in December last year I was delighted when a 10 out of 10 stunner called Biliana quickly came up to me and asked me to go to a room. I thought it was my lucky day, but that thought soon faded as once she was in the room she tried to upsell me for almost anything. I think she was new and she had stars in her eyes that she was going to become rich by charging clients extra for everything under the sun. In the end I only had basic oral and sex and I was lucky to get out of there and only pay €50.

The other girl I saw that day, a turkish girl named Fidela, more than made up for it. I was watching a Europa League football match live involving FC Hannover upstairs, and when I came down I saw Fidela pole dancing. After she stopped dancing I tried to get to her but was blocked by the terrible Romanian twosome Megan and Dia who were trying to put words into my mouth and tryng to convince me I had agreed to go to the room with them when I hadn't. I had to hurdle the obstacle of Megan and Dia, but after I did it was worth it to get at Fidela. She was clearly an experienced lady who knew how to treat a customer for his money and didn't try to upsell. I can imagine her getting a lot of repeat business.

It would be nice to stay in Cologne and go somewhere like Samya regularly to get more of a feel of the place and get more experience at which ladies to see and which to avoid, but alas in my limited time I have other places to go, other FKKs to visit.

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Not heard of the hookers In the Mercs,

, Klicken-ficken Gangbang01 Partytime Saskia-Farell

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It was clarified to me today .... Was chatting on the phone with someone of a certain age , who was stationed in Germany .

It appears what i was told was true ,except it was something like in the late 60s or early 70s .

He said they were real lookers driving mercs and cruizing some streets in suburbs of Frankfurt .,trying to hook up with punters ..

And i know this guy knows all about Frankfurt at the time .

Wonder if anyone else can also confirm it ....

BTW ,when did FKK clubs open in Germany ?????.

Surely not in Hitler times ?? For a start he wouldn't have allowed Turkish & Romanian hookers working in them anyway .

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It was clarified to me today .... Was chatting on the phone with someone of a certain age , who was stationed in Germany .

It appears what i was told was true ,except it was something like in the late 60s or early 70s .

He said they were real lookers driving mercs and cruizing some streets in suburbs of Frankfurt .,trying to hook up with punters ..

And i know this guy knows all about Frankfurt at the time .

Wonder if anyone else can also confirm it ....

BTW ,when did FKK clubs open in Germany ?????.

Surely not in Hitler times ?? For a start he wouldn't have allowed Turkish & Romanian hookers working in them anyway .

I'm not sure when Fkk clubs first started, the FKK was originally a German nudist movement, but someone started to use the term to describe a brothel, yes there were brothels In Hitler's time too. Prostitution In Germany.

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Excellent reporting Jerboa! I almost wish I was going to Samya again soon, but I have no plans to go this year.

You're quite right when you suggest any lady asking you to go to a room very quickly at Samya is likely to be a hustler, Samya is more the sort of club where the man is supposed to make the first move. When I went in December last year I was delighted when a 10 out of 10 stunner called Biliana quickly came up to me and asked me to go to a room. I thought it was my lucky day, but that thought soon faded as once she was in the room she tried to upsell me for almost anything. I think she was new and she had stars in her eyes that she was going to become rich by charging clients extra for everything under the sun. In the end I only had basic oral and sex and I was lucky to get out of there and only pay €50.

The other girl I saw that day, a turkish girl named Fidela, more than made up for it. I was watching a Europa League football match live involving FC Hannover upstairs, and when I came down I saw Fidela pole dancing. After she stopped dancing I tried to get to her but was blocked by the terrible Romanian twosome Megan and Dia who were trying to put words into my mouth and tryng to convince me I had agreed to go to the room with them when I hadn't. I had to hurdle the obstacle of Megan and Dia, but after I did it was worth it to get at Fidela. She was clearly an experienced lady who knew how to treat a customer for his money and didn't try to upsell. I can imagine her getting a lot of repeat business.

It would be nice to stay in Cologne and go somewhere like Samya regularly to get more of a feel of the place and get more experience at which ladies to see and which to avoid, but alas in my limited time I have other places to go, other FKKs to visit.

Thanks Barrack, I do like Samya, the reason why I try to visit when I'm In the area, the Biliana thing Is getting more common, even In NRW clubs where the girls aren't ment to approach you, It's either like you say a new girl who hasn't been corrected, or a hustler who goes after clueless Messe businessmen, If they have not seen you before they might think you're one of these.

The tricks I've learnt Is never think with your dick, If a 10/10 comes up to me fine, but I wont offer or except her Invitation after a 60 second chat. I guess for guys coming from a punting background of the UK that's hard, as It's a totally foriegn concept.

The girls I have a target on I watch them Interact with other guests, see how fast they are to ask to go room, and when they do go I time them, see If they hustle the guy out of time, and If I'm nearby In the locker room when It's pay time you can tell If he's had a good session or not. ;)

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Great report Jerboa, your trip reports of Germany was the inspiration for my first mongering trip into Germany last year

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Great report Jerboa, your trip reports of Germany was the inspiration for my first mongering trip into Germany last year

Thank you SirMarj, I had an enjoyable time, but next trip will be the return to LOS In Sept-Oct :D

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Thank you SirMarj, I had an enjoyable time, but next trip will be the return to LOS In Sept-Oct :D

When was you last there in LOS?

I was also thinking of that time, but dont think ill make it now, maybe next year

After a few years away from LOS you do miss it, its hard to beat all round

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Cologne.

Some notes on a recent visit to Cologne with the principal targets of visiting Pascha and Samya which are two very different experiences.

Friday. Easy flight Gatwick to Cologne: you take off and then ten minutes later, it seems, that you’re landing at Cologne airport. Wherever you come from you’ll probably go through the centre of town. The rail/metro system centres on Hautbanhof, the main rail station, with the various lines radiating from there. You should take the chance when you pass through Hautbanfof to exit and have at least a glance at the Dom. Now I know sightseeing is probably not the main reason for a punting holiday but given that hopefully you’re likely to utter “Jesus Christ” over the next couple of days, it seems to me that it would be well, erm, polite!

Made my way over to Rodenkirchen, got the hotel, had a bite and then a siesta and then back into town to visit Pascha. I was probably a bit impatient as it was reasonably quiet when I got there around five. First of all, it’s easily accessible by public transport. Take the S11 from Platform 11 at Hautbanhof (be careful as some S12 and S13 trains use this platform as well). Two stops and you’re there at Nippes station (think nipples that should work) and exit at the Escher Strasse exit, down the stairs and you’re under the railway, diagonally opposite to the right is Lammer Strasse, walk down there and don’t worry if it looks a bit uninviting and after a few minutes you confluence with Horn Strasse where you turn left. There it is – can’t miss it. Opposite is a place called ‘Das Bordell’ not very subtle but compared to the facade the name’s quite tasteful! Depending on the time you could have a quick recce in here and see what you think. It opens at ten a.m. but until about five it’s pretty quiet. The same is more or less true at Pascha which is open 24 hours.

To the main event, Pascha charges 5€ entry so you put your 5€ note in the machine and the turnstile lets you in up a couple of steps. Off you go. First time I went I did a trawl across all of the floors. Floor zero (Room 2) first girl (Sandra, Polish) nearly gets me in the room (I’m hopeless) and I promise to go back. I patiently ascend all floors and it’s fun just looking. I even made it to floor seven and ran the gauntlet of the transsexuals. They’re OK for the most part.

An hour or two later I went back so I said to the least fierce of the two who were available, “if you’re going to fuck me in the arse, I need to get clean”. “In my room” (s)he says, “no” I protest. “Can you tell me where I can buy an anal douche?”. “Is there a sex shop nearby?”. “What?”. So I start to mime but it’s not working. Anyway with my shit(oops) miming (s)he begins to get shitty (oops, again). Not wanting to piss (didn’t get round to that bit) he® off any more I decided to withdraw (from the situation you understand) to safer pastures. I felt a bit guilty as they serve a need.

The form is that the girls sit outside the room, if you’re interested then have a chat. Some are quite pushy but a little enthusiasm is good. It’s now that German comes in handy as it is simply amazing how many misunderstandings can happen between the corridor and a few inches into the room where the upselling will begin. Twenty (zvanzig) is different to thirty (dreizig) in both English and German and minutes and minuten are very similar. What could possibly go wrong?

The stools:

There is a coda (I think) in general.

  1. Door is open, stool outside, girl sitting on stool (or maybe just inside the door) – she’s available. That’s the easy one!
  2. Door is closed; the stool is outside possibly decorated with a towel or something – she’s there but busy.
  3. Closed door with no stool - there’s nobody at home.

Simples!

I’m sure Jerboa and the other luminaries of the forums will correct me where necessary. The 30€ option is restricted to Floor 1 (Rooms 112 to 125) which is a ten minute ‘suck or fuck’ arrangement with ‘orgasme garantie’! At the end of the corridor where room 118 should be is a door that is marked as ‘The Dark Room’ with a legend on the door inviting you (in German) to ring for entrance where apparently a blowjob is €20. Volunteers are needed to establish what goes on in there.

There are bars on floors 1, 5 and 7. The one on floor 1 is open 24/7 and the other two open later. The one on floor 7 shows tranny porn. They’re quite small but as there are no other common areas in Pascha to rest up this is the best option. Again it’d be better to have some German if you want to pick up some tips from fellow punters. Water and soft drinks are free but a small glass of beer is €4. Now remember that for later!

It’d be easy to run up a bill although there’s no credit. You can, in theory, stay there indefinitely! I didn’t see any food but the small bars affect themselves with the title ‘Bistro’? A young guy with limitless stamina and deep pockets could spend a lot!

I wandered around like the proverbial child in a sweet shop amazed by the sheer industrial nature of the enterprise once it started to get going. True to my word I went back to Sandra and had my first go. She’s a good saleswoman! There was a Thai (Dara, Room 213) who had caught my eye. I kept saying no I have a shedload in London to choose from but finally succumbed. Had a couple of beers and a wander and then went back to Dara the Thai. Seven floors of whores, 128 rooms and I go to the same one twice! I left in the early hours and went across the road to Das Bordell to the ground floor bar for an hour to have a couple of beers for the road. There’s a big row of cream coloured taxis outside and I fell into one who took me the 11kms home to Rodenkirchen for 22€.

Saturday.

Now, elsewhere in the forums there was some debate as to where to stay. You can stay anywhere as the public transport is, as always in Germany, first rate. I chose Rodenkirchen with the principal reason being its proximity to Samya as you could walk it if you had to. Rodenkirchen was having its annual party which was an added bonus. I had noticed a few barriers and such on Friday on the way to the ATM and then on Saturday had a great few hours until I left for Samya in the afternoon. I took public transport there and a cab back at 03:00 when it closed. Again, you can get there readily on public transport: you take the S16 to Michaelshoven. From Rodenkirchen to Michaelshoven is three minutes once the train has arrived. Alight the train and walk away from its direction. There’ll be other people. At the end of the platform, keep the lift on your right and walk down the small path – it’s a few metres into Industrial Strasse where you’ll see some red and white barrier things, go through those and you’ll have to turn right, walk the couple of hundred metres down to the main road and opposite is Emile Hoffmann Strasse which you need to walk down. The main road is a dual carriageway so be careful to remember that they drive on the right, as getting run over on the way to an FKK takes the edge off things! Walk past the brewery and turn right and there behind the brewery is Samya. The whole walk takes ten minutes. You walk to the back, ring the bell and the receptionist woman takes your €50 note, asks your shoe size and gives you key, flip-flops, a robe and towel(s). You go down to the locker room, get changed have a shower and head back upstairs into the bar – feck!

I went up to the bar and waited as the bartender was messing about with the music system, I started to get quietly pissed off about the service when the receptionist woman came up and said “Yes?”, “Beer”, I said and she pointed at the fridges. So I walk over and there isn’t any beer! Perhaps it’s only soft drinks? Now, they would all know anyway but if there was any doubt at all whether I was a newbie I had just removed it. Eventually, as I peered into this temperance fridge one of the girls took pity on me and led me the three metres across the bar to where the beer is. You just open the door and help yourself as if you were at home, great. I had a couple to dissolve the rictus I had managed to acquire and went outside to the covered terrace where there was a great display of available girls. In Samya, the girls are forbidden by the management to approach the guys, they can smile at you and that’s about it. Should you want to meet a girl then you make the move. When it’s busy don’t tarry as it’s a bit like real life as if you prevaricate then you’ll lose out, but unlike real life they’ll be back ‘in play’ (usually) forty minutes later. I chose the tiny Andra, having been introduced by a regular, diminutive figure scaled down to an almost perverse level. At Samya it’s a set rate: 50€ for 30 minutes and 75€ for the hour. Make certain that you both agree when the starting pistol goes for the timekeeper and err on the side of caution.

When it’s over you both go downstairs and you go your locker, get the cash, there’s a customary peck on the cheek and then it’s off to the shower. That was OK. Later I got talking to an American who knew the place quite well and put me ‘heads up’ on a couple of the girls. I had spotted one earlier, distinguished by the fact that she had this PVC basque etc, going on as most of the girls are more or less naked. He had told me she was Portuguese – she wasn’t. Next time I spotted her I smiled in what must have looked a frantic way and she came over. Five minutes late she’s talked me into all sorts – Marisol. Great!

Sunday.

Sunday was even better in the streets of Rodenkirchen as the Germans went for it, with a fantastic opera recital in one place and a school kid’s dance competition just up the road, rock bands, folk bands and all done against a backdrop of great food and beer/wine stands. This was the day of the Euro final which I had toyed with the idea of going to Samya to watch. They had promised to make use of their much underutilised top floor. I never made it. I managed to blag my way in to an Italian restaurant (while secretly supporting Spain) and had a most convivial evening with a great atmosphere from the Italians despite the outcome.

Monday.

Now I knew beforehand that this would be quiet and so it proved up to a point. I get there early, took a book, got a beer and went on to the terrace. I must have looked odd reading the book but I had a long term plan to pace myself. The wet area in Samya is OK and you can quite reasonably have a sleep to recover, or a steam, sauna or massage (the massage type!). Now remember the 4€ beer at Pascha? I got to Samya around 1:30 in the afternoon and it was quiet but I had effectively three meals and eight beers over the course of around ten hours or so. I had some lunch about an hour after I got there, a session, a steam; a kip then woke and had a shower. Then around five thirty I had what was effectively a big starter. Then I had another session followed by a steam and some dinner. Fantastic VFM!

I’m not an expert but this is great for me.

Session one was with a girl I had tried to get on Saturday but she was always occupied. Now, from a distance, I thought she was Thai! Across the patio from a small distance, perhaps it’s true about wanking after all! Now, she did say later that I wasn’t the first to think so. Turns out to be the redoubtable Pemela (sic) who claims to be half Ghanaian and half Greek and who has been mentioned elsewhere on the forum. She got me to an appropriately African themed room. Good service and speaks great English.

Session 2 was with Relys (Romanian) who I had met several times on Saturday and didn’t warm to as I thought she was a bit pushy to go to the room but Monday she got me to a room. She did try and upsell in the bar to bring her mate but at my age one girl’s too much and I’d rather keep the money for a second separate session. She was the best so far.

I’m hooked as I’ve already booked flights to go back. Stay in Rodenkirchen as it’s a really great place on its own with good bars and restaurants. I’m going to stay at the Rheinblick apartments as the hotel is closed for refurbishment. It has great views of the river and is very handy for Samya (see above). Another hotel I checked out was Begarden Hof which is a couple of minutes from the S-Bahn and really very pleasant with a good restaurant.

To anyone contemplating a trip I cannot emphasise enough what a great place these FKKs are. I have been looking at going further afield but Samya is a diamond. I would happily give you the money back if you don’t enjoy your time there!

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When was you last there in LOS?

I was also thinking of that time, but dont think ill make it now, maybe next year

After a few years away from LOS you do miss it, its hard to beat all round

It's been too long mate, 2009 was the last time for me, I think many things have changed, I plan going for a month from October, will do a week In Bali as well. :)

Cologne.

Some notes on a recent visit to Cologne with the principal targets of visiting Pascha and Samya which are two very different experiences.

Friday. Easy flight Gatwick to Cologne: you take off and then ten minutes later, it seems, that you’re landing at Cologne airport. Wherever you come from you’ll probably go through the centre of town. The rail/metro system centres on Hautbanhof, the main rail station, with the various lines radiating from there. You should take the chance when you pass through Hautbanfof to exit and have at least a glance at the Dom. Now I know sightseeing is probably not the main reason for a punting holiday but given that hopefully you’re likely to utter “Jesus Christ” over the next couple of days, it seems to me that it would be well, erm, polite!

Made my way over to Rodenkirchen, got the hotel, had a bite and then a siesta and then back into town to visit Pascha. I was probably a bit impatient as it was reasonably quiet when I got there around five. First of all, it’s easily accessible by public transport. Take the S11 from Platform 11 at Hautbanhof (be careful as some S12 and S13 trains use this platform as well). Two stops and you’re there at Nippes station (think nipples that should work) and exit at the Escher Strasse exit, down the stairs and you’re under the railway, diagonally opposite to the right is Lammer Strasse, walk down there and don’t worry if it looks a bit uninviting and after a few minutes you confluence with Horn Strasse where you turn left. There it is – can’t miss it. Opposite is a place called ‘Das Bordell’ not very subtle but compared to the facade the name’s quite tasteful! Depending on the time you could have a quick recce in here and see what you think. It opens at ten a.m. but until about five it’s pretty quiet. The same is more or less true at Pascha which is open 24 hours.

To the main event, Pascha charges 5€ entry so you put your 5€ note in the machine and the turnstile lets you in up a couple of steps. Off you go. First time I went I did a trawl across all of the floors. Floor zero (Room 2) first girl (Sandra, Polish) nearly gets me in the room (I’m hopeless) and I promise to go back. I patiently ascend all floors and it’s fun just looking. I even made it to floor seven and ran the gauntlet of the transsexuals. They’re OK for the most part.

An hour or two later I went back so I said to the least fierce of the two who were available, “if you’re going to fuck me in the arse, I need to get clean”. “In my room” (s)he says, “no” I protest. “Can you tell me where I can buy an anal douche?”. “Is there a sex shop nearby?”. “What?”. So I start to mime but it’s not working. Anyway with my shit(oops) miming (s)he begins to get shitty (oops, again). Not wanting to piss (didn’t get round to that bit) he® off any more I decided to withdraw (from the situation you understand) to safer pastures. I felt a bit guilty as they serve a need.

The form is that the girls sit outside the room, if you’re interested then have a chat. Some are quite pushy but a little enthusiasm is good. It’s now that German comes in handy as it is simply amazing how many misunderstandings can happen between the corridor and a few inches into the room where the upselling will begin. Twenty (zvanzig) is different to thirty (dreizig) in both English and German and minutes and minuten are very similar. What could possibly go wrong?

The stools:

There is a coda (I think) in general.

  1. Door is open, stool outside, girl sitting on stool (or maybe just inside the door) – she’s available. That’s the easy one!
  2. Door is closed; the stool is outside possibly decorated with a towel or something – she’s there but busy.
  3. Closed door with no stool - there’s nobody at home.

Simples!

I’m sure Jerboa and the other luminaries of the forums will correct me where necessary. The 30€ option is restricted to Floor 1 (Rooms 112 to 125) which is a ten minute ‘suck or fuck’ arrangement with ‘orgasme garantie’! At the end of the corridor where room 118 should be is a door that is marked as ‘The Dark Room’ with a legend on the door inviting you (in German) to ring for entrance where apparently a blowjob is €20. Volunteers are needed to establish what goes on in there.

There are bars on floors 1, 5 and 7. The one on floor 1 is open 24/7 and the other two open later. The one on floor 7 shows tranny porn. They’re quite small but as there are no other common areas in Pascha to rest up this is the best option. Again it’d be better to have some German if you want to pick up some tips from fellow punters. Water and soft drinks are free but a small glass of beer is €4. Now remember that for later!

It’d be easy to run up a bill although there’s no credit. You can, in theory, stay there indefinitely! I didn’t see any food but the small bars affect themselves with the title ‘Bistro’? A young guy with limitless stamina and deep pockets could spend a lot!

I wandered around like the proverbial child in a sweet shop amazed by the sheer industrial nature of the enterprise once it started to get going. True to my word I went back to Sandra and had my first go. She’s a good saleswoman! There was a Thai (Dara, Room 213) who had caught my eye. I kept saying no I have a shedload in London to choose from but finally succumbed. Had a couple of beers and a wander and then went back to Dara the Thai. Seven floors of whores, 128 rooms and I go to the same one twice! I left in the early hours and went across the road to Das Bordell to the ground floor bar for an hour to have a couple of beers for the road. There’s a big row of cream coloured taxis outside and I fell into one who took me the 11kms home to Rodenkirchen for 22€.

Saturday.

Now, elsewhere in the forums there was some debate as to where to stay. You can stay anywhere as the public transport is, as always in Germany, first rate. I chose Rodenkirchen with the principal reason being its proximity to Samya as you could walk it if you had to. Rodenkirchen was having its annual party which was an added bonus. I had noticed a few barriers and such on Friday on the way to the ATM and then on Saturday had a great few hours until I left for Samya in the afternoon. I took public transport there and a cab back at 03:00 when it closed. Again, you can get there readily on public transport: you take the S16 to Michaelshoven. From Rodenkirchen to Michaelshoven is three minutes once the train has arrived. Alight the train and walk away from its direction. There’ll be other people. At the end of the platform, keep the lift on your right and walk down the small path – it’s a few metres into Industrial Strasse where you’ll see some red and white barrier things, go through those and you’ll have to turn right, walk the couple of hundred metres down to the main road and opposite is Emile Hoffmann Strasse which you need to walk down. The main road is a dual carriageway so be careful to remember that they drive on the right, as getting run over on the way to an FKK takes the edge off things! Walk past the brewery and turn right and there behind the brewery is Samya. The whole walk takes ten minutes. You walk to the back, ring the bell and the receptionist woman takes your €50 note, asks your shoe size and gives you key, flip-flops, a robe and towel(s). You go down to the locker room, get changed have a shower and head back upstairs into the bar – feck!

I went up to the bar and waited as the bartender was messing about with the music system, I started to get quietly pissed off about the service when the receptionist woman came up and said “Yes?”, “Beer”, I said and she pointed at the fridges. So I walk over and there isn’t any beer! Perhaps it’s only soft drinks? Now, they would all know anyway but if there was any doubt at all whether I was a newbie I had just removed it. Eventually, as I peered into this temperance fridge one of the girls took pity on me and led me the three metres across the bar to where the beer is. You just open the door and help yourself as if you were at home, great. I had a couple to dissolve the rictus I had managed to acquire and went outside to the covered terrace where there was a great display of available girls. In Samya, the girls are forbidden by the management to approach the guys, they can smile at you and that’s about it. Should you want to meet a girl then you make the move. When it’s busy don’t tarry as it’s a bit like real life as if you prevaricate then you’ll lose out, but unlike real life they’ll be back ‘in play’ (usually) forty minutes later. I chose the tiny Andra, having been introduced by a regular, diminutive figure scaled down to an almost perverse level. At Samya it’s a set rate: 50€ for 30 minutes and 75€ for the hour. Make certain that you both agree when the starting pistol goes for the timekeeper and err on the side of caution.

When it’s over you both go downstairs and you go your locker, get the cash, there’s a customary peck on the cheek and then it’s off to the shower. That was OK. Later I got talking to an American who knew the place quite well and put me ‘heads up’ on a couple of the girls. I had spotted one earlier, distinguished by the fact that she had this PVC basque etc, going on as most of the girls are more or less naked. He had told me she was Portuguese – she wasn’t. Next time I spotted her I smiled in what must have looked a frantic way and she came over. Five minutes late she’s talked me into all sorts – Marisol. Great!

Sunday.

Sunday was even better in the streets of Rodenkirchen as the Germans went for it, with a fantastic opera recital in one place and a school kid’s dance competition just up the road, rock bands, folk bands and all done against a backdrop of great food and beer/wine stands. This was the day of the Euro final which I had toyed with the idea of going to Samya to watch. They had promised to make use of their much underutilised top floor. I never made it. I managed to blag my way in to an Italian restaurant (while secretly supporting Spain) and had a most convivial evening with a great atmosphere from the Italians despite the outcome.

Monday.

Now I knew beforehand that this would be quiet and so it proved up to a point. I get there early, took a book, got a beer and went on to the terrace. I must have looked odd reading the book but I had a long term plan to pace myself. The wet area in Samya is OK and you can quite reasonably have a sleep to recover, or a steam, sauna or massage (the massage type!). Now remember the 4€ beer at Pascha? I got to Samya around 1:30 in the afternoon and it was quiet but I had effectively three meals and eight beers over the course of around ten hours or so. I had some lunch about an hour after I got there, a session, a steam; a kip then woke and had a shower. Then around five thirty I had what was effectively a big starter. Then I had another session followed by a steam and some dinner. Fantastic VFM!

I’m not an expert but this is great for me.

Session one was with a girl I had tried to get on Saturday but she was always occupied. Now, from a distance, I thought she was Thai! Across the patio from a small distance, perhaps it’s true about wanking after all! Now, she did say later that I wasn’t the first to think so. Turns out to be the redoubtable Pemela (sic) who claims to be half Ghanaian and half Greek and who has been mentioned elsewhere on the forum. She got me to an appropriately African themed room. Good service and speaks great English.

Session 2 was with Relys (Romanian) who I had met several times on Saturday and didn’t warm to as I thought she was a bit pushy to go to the room but Monday she got me to a room. She did try and upsell in the bar to bring her mate but at my age one girl’s too much and I’d rather keep the money for a second separate session. She was the best so far.

I’m hooked as I’ve already booked flights to go back. Stay in Rodenkirchen as it’s a really great place on its own with good bars and restaurants. I’m going to stay at the Rheinblick apartments as the hotel is closed for refurbishment. It has great views of the river and is very handy for Samya (see above). Another hotel I checked out was Begarden Hof which is a couple of minutes from the S-Bahn and really very pleasant with a good restaurant.

To anyone contemplating a trip I cannot emphasise enough what a great place these FKKs are. I have been looking at going further afield but Samya is a diamond. I would happily give you the money back if you don’t enjoy your time there!

Good report Pedro, Pasha Is a place to visit for punters coming to Koeln, but once you've experienced Samya, Pasha Is not such a great proposition, afaik on the rates there, the first couple of floors It's budget rates, a lot of the stunners wont do 15mins for less than €50, for that price you can have 30mins at Samya Including OWO, kissing etc.

Sounds like you had fun at Samya, It Is a Ideal club to get to without a car, the management run a good club, and they have some top girls, Pemela tried to get me to go room, but I didn't like the way she tried to hustle me, thought she might be a crap punt, so good to hear you had a good session with her, the club can get addictive, but my next International trip will be Thailand, where the girls love me long time, and call me handsum man. :D

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nice report jerbs, cheers!

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nice report jerbs, cheers!

No problem Cross, It was my pleasure lol, :D

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No problem Cross, It was my pleasure lol, :D

I'm sure it was!

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Pedro,

Fantastic report thanks for taking the time.

Would you mind giving a breakdown of your budget? I'd like to know how much to save up!

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