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Worst Or Bad Experiences Punting?

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what if at all are your worst or bad experiences punting?

also open to working girls

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On the front door opening to a terrace house in Ipswich the stench off dogs was so intense that I just managed not to throw up. Made my excuses and left.

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All the ones with useless whores, you know the kind, time wasting tactics, shit service, cold as a corspe, etc.

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Best: Discovering the pleasures of petite Asian ladies.

Worst: Visiting a girl in Bristol, parked and when I got to her front door I discovered it was reinforced with a metal grill. That was scary.

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once smelling poo when doing her doggy style.

and seeing children in the next room, whilst she is working another.

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Best: Discovering the pleasures of petite Asian ladies.

Worst: Visiting a girl in Bristol, parked and when I got to her front door I discovered it was reinforced with a metal grill. That was scary.

I've seen that in several places, one quite upmarket too. On the one hand it means that you will be safe, at least inside, but on the other it means that they have probably been robbed in the past.

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One of the worst punt was a punt with a WG which very bad kissing, and - I saw that later - very bad oral hygiene. I made a mistake to let her do a blowjob without condome on me. When I saw that some of her teeth were black, I was glad that the French kiss wasn't further than two tongue tips coming together. I couldn't enter her mouth with my tongue, and she didn't enter my mouth with her tongue.

The WG I got after her was a very good French kisser and made me almost forget the above experience.

Another bad punt was with a prostitute. I pad 150 euros for 15 minutes. In the first 10 minutes she washes herself. After 25 minutes she said, my time is up.

I said: "I have been here for 30 minutes now. I have an hour."

She: "No, you have 30 minutes. 30 minutes is 150 euros."

I: "The previous time I paid 150 euros for one hour."

She: "No, you are wrong. It is 150 euros for 30 minutes."

From then on I didn't want to argue any further. I looked around the room to get my stuf, dress me again, and got away. Not that WG again anymore.

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All time worst, being mugged by an escort's pimp. There is atopic covering it somewhere.

Seen a few rather poorly kept houses and flats too. Also my only visit to a parlour wasn't something I'll treasure.

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Only a few;

Smelly pussy

Shit disinterested service

False alarm police raid

I stick to regulars and put time into good research to avoid bad punts.

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New girl at my regualr parlour with a terrible attitude. Wouldn't take her top off, wouldn't speak, just grabbed my soft cock and started wanking. When I asked for a little better service she verbally abused me and walked out.

I went downstairs and the other girl (who I knew really well) just looked shocked as this horrendous harpy continued to swear and shout at me.

The girl knew that i was an 5 year regular who knew the owner/maid (who was off sick that day) so well that she gave me cheap punts herself because we got on so well. She was stunned by what this new girl was doing to me. I was bundled out the door £50 lighter and no service.

Next day i turned up to see the owner and she already had been told and the girl had disciplined and threatened with the sack. She apologised unresevedly and sent me upstairs with the two girls working that day for a freebie 3-some...so every cloud ...lol

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worst situation was getting out of a lift in an aprtment block in a bad part of Krakow to be faced by 2 guys with baseball bats. Luckily they weren't waiting for me so i walked between them and up the stairs to my meeting, whihc fortunately was quite good, once I had got rid of the adrenaline.

Best - turning up for a punt, canoodling on the sofa when her flatmate arrives and joins in. Preplanned by the girl as a birthday present to me.

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worst - great looking girl but got to the room and was told I was "too big" for a BJ or vaginal sex - so she offered me a hand job - I refused and very politely asked for my cash back or to send a different girl - she then just broke down crying uncontrollably and convulsing on the floor - what the feck do you do? I tried to comfort her a little and said for 50 quid it really didn't matter - but i just couldn't get any sense out of her......went and got the receptionist a she just lead her off still bawling her eyes out.....

I got dressed and made a discrete exit - needless to say, I have never been back there again - but for some reason i did feel like the villain in this rather odd episode

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I've had a couple of bad ones, one which included a harridan who'se number I acquired from a phone bx in kings cross. Her description over the phone f itted her in the loosest of terms. Her brain was quite clearly addled, although it did not appear to be drug induced. whilst the sex was adequate, she begged me. for more money at the end of the session as she hadn't made enough that day! I told told her what she ad been given was all that I had an I left.

On another occasion I found myself staying at a hotel in Euston. the hotel had no Internet access (it was 2001!) so I resorted to an add in a copy of Mayfair, the lady was described as being blonde, Swedish and large in the chest dept. she failed to mention she was old enough to be my gran at the time. Before I' m plagued about the delights of more mature ladies by those who read this, I actually am a very big fan of the more mature service provider. Unfortunately she was way too old and I did not let her over the threshold.

Whilst performing A levels, at the ladies request I might add. During the proceedings there was a god awful smell, this was followed by her bowels giving way and shitting all over my dick etc. Needless to say this was a bit of a passion killer.

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Looking back, my first one was pretty awful - no you can't touch that/no I won't do that etc. It's a wonder I ever carried on with this hobby and would have been quietly enjoying my retirement if it wasn't for a certain lady on this forum who forced me into seeing her.

I'm not sure how to feel about my last one late last week. After she'd expertly finished me off she asked if I wanted another service and being a one shot kind of guy, I said no. After a couple of mins chat (where she told me about her creepy next client :huh:) she stood up and it was clear that that was the end of the meet only about 40 mins into a 1 hr booking. Now, I did say no and I was more than happy with what she delivered but I walked away feeling like I had been cheated just a little even if I was going to spend 20 mins lying there talking to her about life and shit. It put a bit of a dampener on an otherwise enjoyable afternoon.

Sorry that's a bit dull and doesn't involve poo on my penis or hysterical girls on the floor but I haven't had many lol.

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Fuck me. Crossfires experiences have put my bad punts into perspective.

Metal grill reinforcement seems to be de rigeur in parts of south London, for the reasons RayLondoner describes.

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..... It's a wonder I ever carried on with this hobby and would have been quietly enjoying my retirement if it wasn't for a certain lady on this forum who forced me into seeing her.

Forced?

:(:blink::(

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Fuck me. Crossfires experiences have put my bad punts into perspective.

Metal grill reinforcement seems to be de rigeur in parts of south London, for the reasons RayLondoner describes.

The good far out weighs the bad or I would have jacked it in years ago. When I think back Cape Country Ranch in Cape Town was awesome, think upmarket parlour/German FKK. I have truly met some beautiful and articulate women in this hobby an of course had excellent sex with them!

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Whilst travelling through Europe, I stopped of in Germany for a few days, and visited a street girl in Hamburg, she told me she used a flat with a few other girls so we went there.

The flat was being used by a few other girls, so we could use the lift for some privacy the girl told me, some other girl had the same idea so I ended up shafting in a lift while another couple were at it also.

I walked down to the bottom floor afterwards, later on it dawned on me that there never was a flat, they just used the out of service lift to see punters.

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Forced?

:(:blink::(

*Disclaimer - comments may bear no relation whatsoever to actual events but it was my fantasy so leave it be :P

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*Disclaimer - comments may bear no relation whatsoever to actual events but it was my fantasy so leave it be :P

:lol: :lol:

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I've had a couple of bad ones, one which included a harridan who'se number I acquired from a phone bx in kings cross. Her description over the phone f itted her in the loosest of terms. Her brain was quite clearly addled, although it did not appear to be drug induced. whilst the sex was adequate, she begged me. for more money at the end of the session as she hadn't made enough that day! I told told her what she ad been given was all that I had an I left.

On another occasion I found myself staying at a hotel in Euston. the hotel had no Internet access (it was 2001!) so I resorted to an add in a copy of Mayfair, the lady was described as being blonde, Swedish and large in the chest dept. she failed to mention she was old enough to be my gran at the time. Before I' m plagued about the delights of more mature ladies by those who read this, I actually am a very big fan of the more mature service provider. Unfortunately she was way too old and I did not let her over the threshold.

Whilst performing A levels, at the ladies request I might add. During the proceedings there was a god awful smell, this was followed by her bowels giving way and shitting all over my dick etc. Needless to say this was a bit of a passion killer.

Thats put me off my breakfast. :eek: I had a bit of shit come rolling down once when i was doing RO, not being into Hardsports i nearly heaved. :eek:

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Thats put me off my breakfast. :eek: I had a bit of shit come rolling down once when i was doing RO, not being into Hardsports i nearly heaved. :eek:

I think I would have heaved, had I been you Smiths. In my case I think the girl in question had over did it with poppers prior to my arrival. The stench stayed with me for the rest if the day.

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All the ones with useless whores, you know the kind, time wasting tactics, shit service, cold as a corspe, etc.

right on. Add to that , shitty attitude and even mental health problems such as deep seated anger. The problem is, girls like these (working or not) do this shit because most men don't know how to react to it. Bad attitude should always called out. Just make sure you don't do anything stupid....these are very good instances for a man to put his emotions beside.

I never pay anyone upfront without having the WG in front of me, and always try to discern quickly if she has a bad attitude. That comes with practice. The first time , I found a WG who came in the room, and after introducing myself, she sticks her hand out and says 'money!'

I got really pissed off and said 'forget it'. Even the maid looked at me and said 'please don't feel bad'. She really meant it as she knew that I had done nothing to be treated like that. I could not open the door, I was really pissed off.

Then, I thought : 'hold on, why am I getting so worked up?' I didn't like my reaction, so devised a better strategy, which I used on my next case of shitty experience.

Long story short, I gave the money to another WG, and 10 seconds later I regretted it immediately. We didn't do anything yet, I just told her to give back the money and that I wanted to leave. She gave the money back while saying some nonsensical bullshit like 'so you wanted to touch me for free! ' :mellow:

I said I would not touch her with a 3 foot pole, and walked away. But this time, I wasn't pissed off. I was just laughing and shaking my head. SHE was pissed off. Called me 'IDIOTH' with her cute French accent, and slammed the door.

Obviously, she regretted the fact that I took both my money and my cock back. She was hot as hell, I have to say that. But that kind of attitude doesn't help me to want a woman like that, not even for free.

I actually get a lot hornier with a girl that's less attractive and has the right attitude.

Don't take their shit. Don't do anything stupid, but don't just sit and take it becase she's a woman. Let's face it.....men have built the world. The saying that 'behind a great man, there's always a great woman' it's just stupid bullshit. I respect women, but only the ones who respect me. I could be their best friend, but never their doormat or emotional tampon.

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^^^^ oh, for your hard-gained experience and mature perspective on things.....

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Emotional tampon?

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