Lamorak

100 Punts Completed - 99 In Milton Keynes

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On Saturday June 16th I finally reached my 100th punt since I started punting on 13 October 2009. All in Milton Keynes except number 85 with Karolina during her time away from MK at The Pump Club Birmingham.

When I decided to start punting in 2009 I spent some time researching the service providers and I quickly worked out the good, bad and indifferent service providers. Although not the closest to where I live House of Divine in Milton Keynes, a 1 hour easy drive down the M1 looked the best bet and this became my place to punt and is far enough away from home not to bump into anyone I know. Anyone on here that knows the MK punting scene and girls will appreciate what a good time I’ve been having.

2009

1. Vanessa aka Vienna Moore – 90 minutes. Tuesday 13 Oct 2009 Annabellas

2. Sophia – 90 minutes. Friday 23 Oct 2009 Annabellas

3. Vanessa aka Vienna Moore - 90 minutes. Wednesday 18 Nov 2009 HOD. PN FR94442

4. Vanessa aka Vienna Moore - 90 minutes. Tuesday 1 Dec 2009 HOD

5. Natasha - 90 minutes. Friday 4 Dec 2009 Annabellas

6. Justine - 90 minutes. Thursday 17 Dec 2009 HOD. PN FR94988

2010

7. Justine - 90 minutes. Friday 15 Jan 2010 HOD

8. Fran - 90 minutes. Tuesday 19 Jan 2010 HOD

9. Justine - 2 hours. Friday 22 Jan 2010 HOD

10. Justine - 90 minutes. Thursday 11 Feb 2010 HOD

11. Milena - 90 minutes. Monday 22 Feb 2010 HOD. PN FR96157

12. Justine – 2 hours. Friday 26 Feb 2010 HOD

13. Milena - 90 minutes. Thursday 11 Mar 2010 HOD

14. Justine - 90 minutes. Thursday 18 Mar 2010 HOD

15. Ellen - 90 minutes. Tuesday 6 Apr 2010 HOD. PN FR97025

16. Justine – 2 hours. Friday 9 Apr 2010 HOD

17. Ella - 90 minutes. Sunday 11 Apr 2010 HOD. PN FR97100

18. Justine - 90 minutes. Thursday 29 Apr 2010 HOD

19. Justine – 2 hours. Sunday 9 May 2010 Annabellas

20. Justine – 2 hours. Thursday 20 May 2010 Annabellas

21. Megan - 90 minutes. Tuesday 8 June 2010 Annabellas. PN FR 98107

22. Juliet - 90 minutes. Sunday 13 June 2010 Annabellas. PN FR 98243

23. Justine – 2 hours. Thursday 17 June 2010 Annabellas

24. Karolina – 90 minutes. Wednesday 7 July 2010 Madam Beckys Kittens. PN FR98681

25. Karolina - 90 minutes. Wednesday 14 July 2010 Madam Beckys Kittens

26. Rihanna – 2 hours. Saturday 17 July 2010 Madam Beckys Kittens .PN FR98838

27. Karolina – 2 hours. Thursday 22 July 2010 Madam Beckys Kittens

28. Michelle - 90 minutes. Tuesday 10 August 2010 Madam Beckys Kittens

29. Emma - 45 minutes. Thursday 26 August 2010 Madam Beckys Kittens. PN FR99588

30. Karolina – 90 minutes. Sunday 29 August 2010 Madam Beckys Kittens

31. Jasmine – 90 minutes. Wednesday 1 September 2010 Annabellas. PN FR99712

32. Karolina – 90 minutes. Wednesday 8 September 2010 Madam Beckys Kittens

33. Jasmine – 90 minutes. Friday 10 September 2010 Annabellas

34. Jasmine – 90 minutes. Thursday 23 September 2010 Annabellas

35. Karolina – 90 minutes. Wednesday 29 September 2010 Madam Beckys Kittens

36. Jasmine – 90 minutes. Thursday 21 October 2010 Annabellas

37. Karolina – 90 minutes Sunday 24 October Madam Beckys Kittens

38. Jasmine – 90 minutes. Thursday 4 November 2010 Annabellas

39. Jasmine – 60 minutes. Friday 12 November 2010 Annabellas

40. Jasmine – 60 minutes. Friday 19 November 2010 Annabellas

41. Angel – 2 hours. Saturday 27 November 2010 Annabellas. PN FR101216

42. Jasmine – 2 hours. Thursday 2 December 2010 Annabellas

43. Jayne – 90 minutes. Monday 6 December 2010 Annabellas. PN FR101331

44. Karolina – 2 hours. Monday 13 December 2010 Decadentdivas

2011

45. Karolina – 2 hours. Saturday 8 January 2011 MKEscorts. PN FR101839

46. Karolina – 2½ hours. Monday 17 January 2011 Decadentdivas

47. Tiffany Kingston – 2 hours .Thurs 27 Jan 2011 Decadendivas. PN FR102191

48. Alexandra – 90 minutes. Mon 31 January 2011 Decadendivas. PN FR102205

49. Karolina – 2 hours. Monday 14 February 2011 Decadentdivas

50. Tiffany Kingston – 2 hours. Friday 18 February 2011 Decadendivas

51. Karolina – 2 hours. Sunday 27 February 2011 MKEscorts

52. Jasmine – 2 hours. Thursday 10 March 2011 Annabellas. PN FR102824

53. Karolina – 2 hours. Monday 14 March 2011 Decadentdivas

54. Summer Raine – 2 hours. Friday 18 March 2011 Annabellas. PN FR102942

55. Karolina – 2 hours. Monday 28 March 2011 Decadentdivas

56. Summer Raine – 2 hours. Monday 11 April 2011 MKEscorts

57. Angel – 2 hours. Saturday 16 April 2011 Annabellas. PN FR104548

58. Karolina – 2 hours. Thursday 28 April 2011 MKEscorts

59. Helen – 2 hours. Monday 9 May 2011 MKAngels. PN FR103791

60. Karolina – 2 hours. Monday 23 May 2011 Decadentdivas

61. Karolina & Jasmine 2 girl – 90 minutes Tuesday 31 May 2011 Decadentdivas

62. Karolina – 60 minutes. Monday 6 June 2011 Decadentdivas

63. Karina – 90 minutes. Friday 17 June 2011 MKEscorts. PN FR104286

64. Angel – 90 minutes. Saturday 16 July 2011 Annabellas

65. Jasmine – 90 minutes. Saturday 23 July 2011 Annabellas

66. Jasmine – 2 hours. Thursday 11 August 2011 Decadentdivas

67. Angel – 90 minutes. Monday 15 August 2011 Annabellas

68. Jasmine – 90 minutes. Thursday 1 September 2011 Decadentdivas

69. Millie – 90 minutes. Sunday 4 September 2011 Annabellas. PN FR105516

70. Jasmine – 2 hours. Thursday 8 September 2011 Decadentdivas. PN FR105667

71. Jasmine – 2 hours. Thursday 22 September 2011 Decadentdivas

72. Karina – 90 minutes. Tuesday 4 October 2011 MKEscorts

73. Jasmine – 90 minutes. Thursday 13 October 2011 Decadentdivas

74. Jasmine – 2 hours. Sunday 23 October 2011 Annabellas

75. Pixie – 2 hours. Monday 31 October 2011 Annabellas. PN FR106416

76. Jasmine – 2 hours. Tuesday 8 November 2011 Decadentdivas

77. Jasmine – 2 hours. Tuesday 15 November 2011 Decadentdivas

78. Jasmine – 2 hours. Sunday 27 November 2011 Annabellas

79. Jade – 45 minutes. Friday 9 December 2011 MKEscorts. PN FR107359

80. Jasmine – 2½ hours. Thursday 15 December 2011 Decadentdivas

2012

81. Millie – 90 minutes. Sunday 8 January 2012 MKEscorts

82. Valentina – 90 minutes. Monday 16 January 2012 MKEscorts. PN FR107442

83. Pixie – 90 minutes. Friday 20 Janurary 2012 Annabellas

84. Sara – 90 minutes. Friday 3 February 2012 MKEscorts PN FR107640

85. Karolina – 2 hours. Monday 13 February 2012 ThePumpClub. PN FR107805

86. Laura – 90 minutes Friday 24 February 2012 Annabellas. PN FR107974

87. Sara - 90 minutes. Friday 2 March 2012 MKEscorts

88. Laura – 90 minutes. Friday 9 March 2012 Annabellas

89. Jasmine – 2 hours. Friday 30 March 2012 Annabellas. PN FR108432

90. Karolina – 90 minutes. Monday 2 April 2012 Annabellas

91. Sara - 90 minutes. Tuesday 10 April 2012 MKEscorts

92. Emma - 90 minutes. Monday 16 April 2012 Annabellas

93. Tilly - 90 minutes. Monday 23 April 2012 Annabellas. PN FR108733

94. Sara - 90 minutes. Wednesday 2 May 2012 MKEscorts

95. Sara - 90 minutes. Monday 21 May 2012 MKEscorts

96. Jade - 90 minutes. Friday 25 May 2012 MKEscorts

97. Lucy - 90 minutes. Wednesday 30 May 2012 Annabellas. PN FR109270

98. Sara - 90 minutes. Wednesday 6 June 2012 MKEscorts

99. Vanessa – 2 hours. Wednesday 13 June 2012 MKEscorts. PN FR109523

100. Vanessa – 2 hours. Saturday 16 June 2012 MKEscorts

30 girls seen, of those Fran (punt number 8) and Michelle (punt number 28) were not very good punts and I didn’t and wouldn’t see them again. Of the other 28 girls the punts varied from good to superb and I would and have seen most of them more than once. Some had left before I could see them again or my work schedule prevented repeat visits. The two 45 minute punts numbers 29 and 79 would heve been longer but were restriced in time due to circumstances. Number 48 was a stand in a non-appearing Karolina.

Punts:

2 x 2½ hours, 38 x 2 hours,57 x 90 minutes x (includes the 2 girl punt), 3 x 1 hour and 2 x 45 mintes.

Total punting hours = 171. Which is around £20700 spent.

So there we are, diary of a successful and happy MK punter currently 100 not out.

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Congratulations it’s good to learn that although this industry is rife with deception, research is king in order to enjoy a long and successful punting experience. Your list is both impressive and inspiring.

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So, this is what trainspotters get up to at night!

;)

(Btw, I too keep a spreadsheet!)

Never seen any MK ladies (just the lovely Mei at HoD) but I have spent much time contemplating Karolina's curves on the website. One day I'll catch up with her.

Good luck with your next 100!

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So, this is what trainspotters get up to at night!

Now that made me smile.

When I was a lot younger I used to spend a lot of time trainspotting and when I eventually retire from work and punting my plan is build a model railway.

.....mmmm from punting to model railwaying....that doesn't sound like a good option at the moment!

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I have spent much time contemplating Karolina's curves on the website

I have spent a lot of time contemplating Karolina;s curves close up and from every position you can think of - thinks I should pay her another visit soon.

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Now that made me smile.

When I was a lot younger I used to spend a lot of time trainspotting and when I eventually retire from work and punting my plan is build a model railway.

.....mmmm from punting to model railwaying....that doesn't sound like a good option at the moment!

Have a quick chat with Galahad.

He can change your name to Lanorak.

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Have a quick chat with Galahad.

He can change your name to Lanorak.

LOL!! :D

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Have a quick chat with Galahad.

He can change your name to Lanorak.

I would have thought MKanorak would have been more appropriate ;)

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That Is a milestone, I have no idea how many punts I've had over the years lol,

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.....mmmm from punting to model railwaying....that doesn't sound like a good option at the moment!

Stick to the punting my friend...you can still watch a big piston pumping as it enters a dark tunnel!! ;):lol:

Congrats on your first century of punts! I hope you have many more!

I must be getting towards my hundredth girl soon after about 18 months of regular punting, augmented by my attendance at parties where there are up to 7 girls to play with.

I haven't been quite as 'loyal' as you, but have still had many happy times with nice girls in MK...here's to many more!! :)

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Now that made me smile.

When I was a lot younger I used to spend a lot of time trainspotting and when I eventually retire from work and punting my plan is build a model railway.

.....mmmm from punting to model railwaying....that doesn't sound like a good option at the moment!

Now that made me smile.

When I was a lot younger I used to spend a lot of time trainspotting and when I eventually retire from work and punting my plan is build a model railway.

.....mmmm from punting to model railwaying....that doesn't sound like a good option at the moment!

That reminds me of one of my favourite jokes.

Why are womens' breats like trainsets ?

Because they are both meant for children but men like to play with them.

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One word Lamorak - THANK YOU

From us all.

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One word Lamorak - THANK YOU

From us all.

Such gallant support must surely worth a 'freebie', Mr Divine?

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Such gallant support must surely worth a 'freebie', Mr Divine?

I would not want to blur the picture for some people on here.

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One word Lamorak - THANK YOU

From us all.

Ditto - THANK YOU ALL for providing me with opportunity to fulfill my fantasies in a safe and comfortable environment.

Next up will be my 100th MK punt. Not sure when or who yet, soon though.

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Ditto - THANK YOU ALL for providing me with opportunity to fulfill my fantasies in a safe and comfortable environment.

Next up will be my 100th MK punt. Not sure when or who yet, soon though.

Maybe a threesome with Amy and Emma? ;) I think they are back from their hols this week....

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Maybe a threesome with Amy and Emma? ;) I think they are back from their hols this week....

Are you psychic?

That's my number one thought at the moment, 90 minutes with them :D

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Are you psychic?

That's my number one thought at the moment, 90 minutes with them :D

Or perhaps Overworked just saw your twitpics and inferred the rest :lol:

Make sure you have extra Weetabix if you're doing 90mins with Amy & Emma, took me almost a week to recover from just an hour long duo with them!

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Impressive record keeping, Lamorak :)

I must have seen 100+ girls in MK I reckon over last 3 years.. I keep no record though.

I think the cost would scare me, but very rarely do I book for an hour or more.

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Blimey! I know I'm a comparatively late starter but I will definitely be turning up my toes before I get close to this monumental achievement; I also live a long way from MK which preserves my bank balance. It's interesting, with so much choice, that lists of ladies inevitably differ. My humble offering, since October 2011 is Charlize (who lovingly corrupted me in the first place!), Kiera, Charlize and Kiera together, Petra and Pixie (with Jade and Tilly at HoD SK for good measure). So quality, not quantity, and all lovely ladies and my problem is now, do I extend my list or return to the favourites?

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Impressive record keeping, Lamorak :)

I must have seen 100+ girls in MK I reckon over last 3 years.. I keep no record though.

I think the cost would scare me, but very rarely do I book for an hour or more.

Ditto. Absolutely top drawer book keeping

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Well Lanorak well done but from one who has seen more than 10 times as many girls as you've had punts, I would say, with a kindly arm round your shoulder (feeling inside for your wallet) that you should get out more!!!

Out of MK that is - don't you realise MK is the definition of vanilla???

If you explore girls outside MK you will find there are some with three boobs or horizontally divided bums. Some will do things to you that have never been heard of in MK yet.

You will hate some of the tricks women of Manchester, London, Melton Mowbray and Birmingham but most of them will have the eyes watering with pleasure.

Get a wider experience! You will never remember the differences between the 2nd the 14th time you saw Esmerelda when your pussy spotting days are over but you will more likely look at other names and places and settle into your armchair outside the care home lounge by the hollyhocks and smile distantly at Fucking Hot Lilly from Frome and what she did to you...

Just a thought

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and what's more he has a 98% good punt rating [ enough to get him banned on another site last week ! ]

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Well Lanorak well done but from one who has seen more than 10 times as many girls as you've had punts, I would say, with a kindly arm round your shoulder (feeling inside for your wallet) that you should get out more!!!

Out of MK that is - don't you realise MK is the definition of vanilla???

If you explore girls outside MK you will find there are some with three boobs or horizontally divided bums. Some will do things to you that have never been heard of in MK yet.

You will hate some of the tricks women of Manchester, London, Melton Mowbray and Birmingham but most of them will have the eyes watering with pleasure.

Get a wider experience! You will never remember the differences between the 2nd the 14th time you saw Esmerelda when your pussy spotting days are over but you will more likely look at other names and places and settle into your armchair outside the care home lounge by the hollyhocks and smile distantly at Fucking Hot Lilly from Frome and what she did to you...

Just a thought

has she a website?

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and what's more he has a 98% good punt rating [ enough to get him banned on another site last week ! ]

Well if you look at it as the number of girls, 28 girls out of 30 it comes to 93%, still pretty good going...

Whether the stats stay as high after 100 WGs....hopefully. But sometimes a resee isnt as good as the first, same as a resee is better. So do we class that as good or bad?

Personally, looking back through my 100 Wgs...

I think about 10 were, .... well......how can I put it...........shite!....not quite comfortable with giving them a negative FR but very very close.

Quite a few well, okay, might not bother reseeing but just okay.....they left me content....

rest have been great, would see them again in a flash.

So that pretty much comes out at around 90% success rate. Pretty proud of that...

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