pollyp23

Searching Profiles, Instant Turn Offs, Look Elsewhere

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So, I'm looking for ladies in a town I'm visiting next week. Put in my usual search criteria of 15 quickie, reverse O, owo and cim.

Up pops say, 25 matches.

First scan reveals some real good lookers who look good, plus a few more mature ladies (I find these tend to be more experienced, reliable and comfortable with their work).

Quick look at the ones that take my fancy.

FIrst one is asking £60 for 15 mins, plus £10 for swallow plus £10 for snowballing. That's her out then.

NExt one doesn't appeal visually.

NExt one has no public picture and wants £5 for 24 hours privat viewing. Moving on...

Ah, this one looks nice, meets all the criteria, but uh uh, also BB... Goodbye.

How about this one? 'Please respect my limits, I will yours; all of my likes are at my descretion and how I feel. If I don't want to do something, I won't'. Ok, yes they are, but you don't sound too comfortable in this job and its not really worth me shelling out money, is it?

And so it goes on, until all of the 25 matches have been discounted for one reason or another.

Is this a familiar pattern?

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My town seems to consist of:

Older women who may or may not be my cup of tea at the time of viewing

Bleached blonde hair, fake breasts and look like they're straight out of a porn movie (some do mention having made amateur movies)

Girls who change their name often to try and trick people into thinkng they're someone new and not who they had a poor session with

Pretty younger girl who only has a private gallery; isn't escorting at this time but might do soon (2 years later still the same); just webcams.

Girls who give the impression they're indies but are working out of the local parlours

Parlours advertising their 2 girls

Couple of too good to be true girls using model photos or apparently she's come touring in the back end of the UK.

Photo of a girl that pretty much shows nothing discernible.

I've been with one who took my fancy but at the end of the day, none really grab my attention.

Haven't seen any offering BB.

Generally put off by those working in a parlour as I don't associate that with a really good experience - more of a "going through the motions" release. Also discount those whose photos look like they've been taken in a parlour.

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I filter first language = english and signed on in last week. That cuts much of the dodgy ones. I also order by last modified. Then the girls who keep their profiles fresh come up top.

(Note to girls. change your profile several times a day {just add and remove a full stop} and put your language in the interview)

I also check the prose. If it doesnt read right then she is prob foreign (i like brit girls) Dead giveaway is 30£ rather than the usual £30. And loads in w mids at the moment with prices mis-spelled princes.

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If someone says please respect my limits and some services at discretion then it doesnt mean she is uncomfortable with the job. I had at discretion on my website too. It is just a warning to those who want to come along and attempt to get you to do services that you dont want to offer and to make sure guys know that you have the balls to say no if they are pushy, unclean and unhealthy. If I was a punter @discretion would be a good thing in my eyes as I wouldnt want to see someone who doesnt use their discretion on the grounds i mentioned above. Just because you are a nice clean polite punter who respects service limits please dont assume everyone is, there are some real pains out there and its not unknown for a guy to visit a girl, attempt to get her to do something she states she doesnt offer, then leave a really shitty report on this site but of course not mentioning the boundry pushing. There is a minority who get off on doing this

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If someone says please respect my limits and some services at discretion then it doesnt mean she is uncomfortable with the job. I had at discretion on my website too. It is just a warning to those who want to come along and attempt to get you to do services that you dont want to offer and to make sure guys know that you have the balls to say no if they are pushy, unclean and unhealthy. If I was a punter @discretion would be a good thing in my eyes as I wouldnt want to see someone who doesnt use their discretion on the grounds i mentioned above. Just because you are a nice clean polite punter who respects service limits please dont assume everyone is, there are some real pains out there and its not unknown for a guy to visit a girl, attempt to get her to do something she states she doesnt offer, then leave a really shitty report on this site but of course not mentioning the boundry pushing. There is a minority who get off on doing this

"At discretion" would definitely put a lot of men off regardless.

I may be looking for something in particular like a girl who kisses, does A-Levels etc and if I've saved up, for a rare punt, the £120 for an hour, I'm less likely to spend that on a girl who may or may not at the end of the day provide what I'm after. I would go for a girl who says she does these things and if reviews back that up, all the better.

Sometimes I'm looking for a certain experience with a girl and what is said in a report will or won't attract me to her. I can't say for certain that the person is telling the truth, exagerating or had a lucky day with her, but someone mentioning she didn't do so-and-so, is an immediate no for me if that ws what I was after.

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If someone says please respect my limits and some services at discretion then it doesnt mean she is uncomfortable with the job. I had at discretion on my website too. It is just a warning to those who want to come along and attempt to get you to do services that you dont want to offer and to make sure guys know that you have the balls to say no if they are pushy, unclean and unhealthy. If I was a punter @discretion would be a good thing in my eyes as I wouldnt want to see someone who doesnt use their discretion on the grounds i mentioned above. Just because you are a nice clean polite punter who respects service limits please dont assume everyone is, there are some real pains out there and its not unknown for a guy to visit a girl, attempt to get her to do something she states she doesnt offer, then leave a really shitty report on this site but of course not mentioning the boundry pushing. There is a minority who get off on doing this

Thanks Chloe, that is an insight to life on the other side of the other side, if you see what I mean!

More and more, I toy with the idea of setting up a profile, not deceive, but to see what it looks like from the other side.

As an example, when I get a response to and e-mail, I can see what I asked. When you ladies reply to an e-mail do you get to see what you originally posted to elicit my response?

What other options are available to one offering services that are not available to those seeking?

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"At discretion" would definitely put a lot of men off regardless.

I may be looking for something in particular like a girl who kisses, does A-Levels etc and if I've saved up, for a rare punt, the £120 for an hour, I'm less likely to spend that on a girl who may or may not at the end of the day provide what I'm after. I would go for a girl who says she does these things and if reviews back that up, all the better.

Sometimes I'm looking for a certain experience with a girl and what is said in a report will or won't attract me to her. I can't say for certain that the person is telling the truth, exagerating or had a lucky day with her, but someone mentioning she didn't do so-and-so, is an immediate no for me if that ws what I was after.

Of course any lady is still entitled to change her mind about any or all services at any time. BUT, the danger is, that a man with a stiffy who has promised something and paid for a service is a dangerous beast, make sure that if you do offer a service that are prepared to provide it, subject to the proviso of above, of course.

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So, I'm looking for ladies in a town I'm visiting next week. Put in my usual search criteria of 15 quickie, reverse O, owo and cim.

Up pops say, 25 matches.

First scan reveals some real good lookers who look good, plus a few more mature ladies (I find these tend to be more experienced, reliable and comfortable with their work).

Quick look at the ones that take my fancy.

FIrst one is asking £60 for 15 mins, plus £10 for swallow plus £10 for snowballing. That's her out then.

NExt one doesn't appeal visually.

NExt one has no public picture and wants £5 for 24 hours privat viewing. Moving on...

Ah, this one looks nice, meets all the criteria, but uh uh, also BB... Goodbye.

How about this one? 'Please respect my limits, I will yours; all of my likes are at my descretion and how I feel. If I don't want to do something, I won't'. Ok, yes they are, but you don't sound too comfortable in this job and its not really worth me shelling out money, is it?

And so it goes on, until all of the 25 matches have been discounted for one reason or another.

Is this a familiar pattern?

It might be theres not many girls with what you looking for:

I search for my postcode and a 10 mile radius of MK,

Can accommodate (incalls)

Aged 18 to 33.

Last logged in in the last week.

I end up with 42 profiles.

Ticking reverse oral and CIM thou I end up with 10.

Ticking 15minute quickie I end with 4!

But 1 is a "No I never do bareback! " and then has a photo of her being barebacked....

1 has she does OW only in her profile blurb despite her like and dislkes saying CIM and OWO.

1 looks like a stunning blonde thats suddenly popped up out of the blue but offering 80ph, no feedback (hmm wonder if reverse image will pop up a result)

That only leaves 1 profile left.

BUT when I untick the 15 minutes quickie I get back to 10 profiles and making it CIM(at discretion) it pops up to 20. And some ive seen and we did CIM.

So how important is 15 minute quickie to you rather than just going for 30 minutes?

You have to take your chance on the CIM, ask before hand when booking? And obviously turn up clean or have a shower there.

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It might be theres not many girls with what you looking for:

I search for my postcode and a 10 mile radius of MK,

Can accommodate (incalls)

Aged 18 to 33.

Last logged in in the last week.

I end up with 42 profiles.

Ticking reverse oral and CIM thou I end up with 10.

Ticking 15minute quickie I end with 4!

But 1 is a "No I never do bareback! " and then has a photo of her being barebacked....

1 has she does OW only in her profile blurb despite her like and dislkes saying CIM and OWO.

1 looks like a stunning blonde thats suddenly popped up out of the blue but offering 80ph, no feedback (hmm wonder if reverse image will pop up a result)

That only leaves 1 profile left.

BUT when I untick the 15 minutes quickie I get back to 10 profiles and making it CIM(at discretion) it pops up to 20. And some ive seen and we did CIM.

So how important is 15 minute quickie to you rather than just going for 30 minutes?

You have to take your chance on the CIM, ask before hand when booking? And obviously turn up clean or have a shower there.

At my age, 15mins is all I can manage!

Also, a £40 quick blow job suits my wallet...

Always clean and with trimmed nails.

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It might be theres not many girls with what you looking for:

I search for my postcode and a 10 mile radius of MK,

Can accommodate (incalls)

Aged 18 to 33.

Last logged in in the last week.

I end up with 42 profiles.

Ticking reverse oral and CIM thou I end up with 10.

Ticking 15minute quickie I end with 4!

But 1 is a "No I never do bareback! " and then has a photo of her being barebacked....

1 has she does OW only in her profile blurb despite her like and dislkes saying CIM and OWO.

1 looks like a stunning blonde thats suddenly popped up out of the blue but offering 80ph, no feedback (hmm wonder if reverse image will pop up a result)

That only leaves 1 profile left.

BUT when I untick the 15 minutes quickie I get back to 10 profiles and making it CIM(at discretion) it pops up to 20. And some ive seen and we did CIM.

So how important is 15 minute quickie to you rather than just going for 30 minutes?

You have to take your chance on the CIM, ask before hand when booking? And obviously turn up clean or have a shower there.

To make it a proper relational databse, one ought to be able to put 'or' instead of just 'and'. Ticking 'CIM' and 'CIM at descretion' means the the lady has to have ticked both boxes. 'Containing nnn' would be useful as well :)

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To make it a proper relational databse, one ought to be able to put 'or' instead of just 'and'. Ticking 'CIM' and 'CIM at descretion' means the the lady has to have ticked both boxes. 'Containing nnn' would be useful as well :)

it also needs more ordering. and you should be able to pick several orders and rank them

select * from database where signed on > current_date - 7 days and offers_incalls = true and escorts = true and gender = female and (likes_CIM = true or cim@discretion = true) order by lastmoddate,escort_rating

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it also needs more ordering. and you should be able to pick several orders and rank them

select * from database where signed on > current_date - 7 days and offers_incalls = true and escorts = true and gender = female and (likes_CIM = true or cim@discretion = true) order by lastmoddate,escort_rating

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"At discretion" would definitely put a lot of men off regardless.

I may be looking for something in particular like a girl who kisses, does A-Levels etc and if I've saved up, for a rare punt, the £120 for an hour, I'm less likely to spend that on a girl who may or may not at the end of the day provide what I'm after. I would go for a girl who says she does these things and if reviews back that up, all the better.

Sometimes I'm looking for a certain experience with a girl and what is said in a report will or won't attract me to her. I can't say for certain that the person is telling the truth, exagerating or had a lucky day with her, but someone mentioning she didn't do so-and-so, is an immediate no for me if that ws what I was after.

I understand your point, but would you really want to snog someone who does not use discretion? You dont know the mouth she was snogging before your appointment where she also didnt use her discretion also. At least with the discretion then you know a girl is mindful of health and cleanliness of herself and her next unsuspecting client.

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"At discretion" would definitely put a lot of men off regardless.

I may be looking for something in particular like a girl who kisses, does A-Levels etc and if I've saved up, for a rare punt, the £120 for an hour, I'm less likely to spend that on a girl who may or may not at the end of the day provide what I'm after. I would go for a girl who says she does these things and if reviews back that up, all the better.

Sometimes I'm looking for a certain experience with a girl and what is said in a report will or won't attract me to her. I can't say for certain that the person is telling the truth, exagerating or had a lucky day with her, but someone mentioning she didn't do so-and-so, is an immediate no for me if that ws what I was after.

Point in fact, a guy arrived with a cold sore once and I had to explain to him that zero services other than a covered bj and a covered fuck were available to him, that means no snogging, titty sucking, fingering, ro, not even put his hands on me ....NOTHING so it was his choice to leave or not, he left rather huffily and told me that the girl he had seen the weekend before had been fine with it ...errr would you want to snog me after i snogged a coldsore..or have a blowjob from me after i had snogged a coldsore...seriously. I think this industry NEEDS girls to use the health and cleanliness discretion clause so long as they do it honestly. Oh and my almost 60 reviews at the time backed up the fact that I offered the services available when the client was clean.

As Pollyp pointed out, you may still be turned down for the service you have paid for so at least I was being honest and forwarning the guys that there was a chance...the onus rested on them once they read my website to arrive clean and healthy as they had been forewarned.

Edited by Chloe MKEscorts

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And then one comes across a lass like this:

Purple 1541256 naughty April.

Enlarge the middle picture...

How could any man resist?

Love the bit where she says 'I can dress..... as a call girl....'.

Well, actually, you are one, so it won't be rocket science!

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. I also order by last modified. Then the girls who keep their profiles fresh come up top.

nice tip CP :cool:

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Sometimes living in London does have its advantages, especially when I see how some of you guys struggle.

However I'm with Chloe on the discretion caveat. I always interpret it as being a girl's way of choosing to perform a service dependent upon the guy's attitude, health and cleanliness. It reassures me rather than putting me off because I know that she's not been gobbling some festering, smeg-filled dick, or some twit's herpes-ridden lips. Punting when you've got a cold sore? I don't know what gets into some people.

I've also heard of the at discretion clause being used to attract punters who then find the service is inexplicably denied to them on a whimsy. But as Chloe said, if it's used honestly it's a good thing.

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Oh gawd, another purple reply: hi for 15 minutes is 40 i can make am in oxford but for more details call me

nikoll

kiss

And on her profile: I just love ti kiss and nuzzle yoy from top to be very rude and naughty and lure you into ny tigress....

I won't be ringing her then.

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i hate the 40 somethings that have been 24 for 6 years

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