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Punting Skews Your View Of Things

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Attended an all day meeting, at lunchtime two people went over to IT dept, one came back complaining that she'd "just been given a dodgy bb" - blackberry, apparently!

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Attended an all day meeting, at lunchtime two people went over to IT dept, one came back complaining that she'd "just been given a dodgy bb" - blackberry, apparently!

Was asked if i was interested in going to a party, i immediately thought of a sex party and said yes, sadly no sex was to be had though. :(

When i have a KFC it always reminds me of DFK. ;)

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My friend that runs a local shop remarked that he hadn't had many punters through the door last week due to the bad weather.. :D

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Parked outside a shop called S&M ( Hire shop )

My wife couldn't work out why I was sniggering.

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Parked outside a shop called S&M ( Hire shop )

My wife couldn't work out why I was sniggering.

There is also an S&M hardware store! They're branching out!

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Punting in Oxford or Cambridge is a very different thing. Although I wonder if anyone has ever punted in a punt......

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One of our support staff used to regularly announce that she has enjoyed a facial over lunch.

She even had a box of facial tissues on her desk. I kept checking but couldn't see any signs in her hair or any red eye...

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Attended an all day meeting, at lunchtime two people went over to IT dept, one came back complaining that she'd "just been given a dodgy bb" - blackberry, apparently!

Was she later given a proper bb :lol:

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Strolling down Tottenham Court Road there was an attractive girl walking towards me wearing a pass that said "DP Staff", it was only when she got closer that I saw the lanyard read Dorothy Perkins.

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Tracey is awaiting her A Level results.

Amanda has 6 O levels.

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