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What Makes Perfect Punter?

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Just wonder what you ladies see as a perfect punter. The cynical would say " cums in 5 mins and leaves a big tip"!! But What makes you look forward to seeing some people making a booking over others. Give us some etiquette tips!! Lol

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Easy answer.. there isn't one. Nobody's perfect. Just be clean is all I ask. Pay attention to your mouth, and if you have foreskin, make sure there are no nasties lurking under it. if you want to play with me, have clean hands/fingernails too. It's elementary my dear. The rest I can cope with in the same way that I hope my punters put up with my idiosyncrasies.

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Some of us will remember Nadia Imani who said that he would put the money in an envelope, walk to the door, post it through the letterbox and walk away <_<

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I was in a parlour on friday and at the end of my booking, a woman I had seen a few times came up to me hugged me and kissed me, and said she didnt know I was in the building.

Yesterday I went in to see her, and she was all over me like a rash and gave me a 5 star treatment, with a few extras thrown in without charging for them, after the event, we lay on the bed and just cuddled, and snuggled up together till the knock on the door came a second time.

I dont know what I done to get such attention, mabye she just thinks I am polite and can be good company to be with, and finds a relaxing time with me good for her.

I think just being your normal self will get you to find which escorts really appreciate you for whom you are. and like Sarah Summers says its elementry, just be clean and have no nasties lurking.

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I have yet to meet the perfect client.

A great many of them have come close though. Cleanliness in every area of their body

is vital for me to relax and give my best but if I have to choose one little thing which will

tip me towards putting those men in my top ten list.... it is when they treat the meeting

in a lighthearted way and can share a joke or three.

I am a natural smiler and love it when I meet smiley guys. :D

Some folk take this whole business far too seriously!

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I was in a parlour on friday and at the end of my booking, a woman I had seen a few times came up to me hugged me and kissed me, and said she didnt know I was in the building.

Yesterday I went in to see her, and she was all over me like a rash and gave me a 5 star treatment, with a few extras thrown in without charging for them, after the event, we lay on the bed and just cuddled, and snuggled up together till the knock on the door came a second time.

I dont know what I done to get such attention, mabye she just thinks I am polite and can be good company to be with, and finds a relaxing time with me good for her.

I think just being your normal self will get you to find which escorts really appreciate you for whom you are. and like Sarah Summers says its elementry, just be clean and have no nasties lurking.

That parlour lady is obviously fab at her job and who knows...she may also be one of the elite.... a wg who GENUINELY enjoys her meetings!

I have been in that elite club since day one. ;)

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The 'perfect' ones are the ones you just really hit it off with, That thing you can never know about until you meet. Sometimes the conversation just flows, you laugh, the sex happens very naturally, like you've known them for years. I suppose I'm talking about the chemistry thing or 'clicking'.

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Some nice stories! Thanks for sharing.

Perfect was maybe the wrong word perhaps I should have used Ideal!

I personally adhere to the cleanliness bit. I think that should be a given - but I assume it isnt, which is a shame.

Nice to know what you look for Adele lol! Fortunately I always treat my visits with a great sense of humour! maybe thats because the Escort I see most often makes me laugh as well.

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I'd have thought the perfect punter has much in common with the perfect wg: clean, punctual, discreet, with a friendly smile...

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Some nice stories! Thanks for sharing.

Perfect was maybe the wrong word perhaps I should have used Ideal!

I personally adhere to the cleanliness bit. I think that should be a given - but I assume it isnt, which is a shame.

Nice to know what you look for Adele lol! Fortunately I always treat my visits with a great sense of humour! maybe thats because the Escort I see most often makes me laugh as well.

It is when I start doing the sand dance I sometimes get told "Ok Adele.... enough!"

:unsure:

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Just wonder what you ladies see as a perfect punter. The cynical would say " cums in 5 mins and leaves a big tip"!! But What makes you look forward to seeing some people making a booking over others. Give us some etiquette tips!! Lol

From my point of view as a punter my end of the deal is to be clean, respectful and have the agreed fee, the WGs end of the deal is to be honest and offer her service in a friendly and enthusiastic way. If all that happens which it usually does in my experiences it could be a good or better punt.

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To me it is just be a gent, simple.

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...Not sure if I was the perfect gent. However, I was seeing a lady where I felt that there was mutual respect on both sides.

To cut a very long story short she moved, I lost touch, but managed to find her again. When I asked for prices she pretended as she was doing me a favour as if she was giving me a discount (compared to her previous place) when in fact she was about to over-charge me (ie the rate of her new existing place).

Not sure if there is such as a perfect punter and/or WG. Usually the punter and/or the lady concerned will drop their guards and start taking liberties.

I am sure we all have such stories...

Edited by Superego

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Cleanliness is a prerequisite to all bookings so I wouldn't put that down as making an ideal client.

For me, being a good client begins from the moment first contact is made and we get things off on the right foot. This includes reading the site, learning the necessary details and then contacting an SP in the way that she asks. I had a wonderful client yesterday who ticked all these boxes. We'd had good communication before the booking so that helped things. He was then punctual; polite; respectful and a list of other positive adjectives.

There's no magic formula, just be a gentleman. If you have chemistry and click, even better!

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... just be a gentleman. If you have chemistry and click, even better!

I thought the definition of a gentleman was a man who got out of the bath to pee in the sink!

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I thought the definition of a gentleman was a man who got out of the bath to pee in the sink!

No. The definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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