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Notches On The Bedpost... For Countries

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  1. 1. How many nationalities have you had sex with?


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Watching the olympic opening ceremony, and reading on another thread here about a Kazakh girl, I started wondering. Tallying them up I'm pretty sure I've "slept with" girls from 21 nations, so probably it's more like 25 or 30.

I have to admit it brought a smile to my face that I've probably had sex with girls from three times as many countries as the reported average number of lifetime sexual partners for UK men.

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Watching the olympic opening ceremony, and reading on another thread here about a Kazakh girl, I started wondering. Tallying them up I'm pretty sure I've "slept with" girls from 21 nations, so probably it's more like 25 or 30.

I have to admit it brought a smile to my face that I've probably had sex with girls from three times as many countries as the reported average number of lifetime sexual partners for UK men.

Parties can be like the united nations and having punted at over 300 i have punted with WGs from numerous different countries. Certainly 30+ as per your poll.

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In my 103 punts so far I have seen 31 different ladies of 8 nationalities:

British x 17 and 33 punts

Brazilian x 7 and 34* punts

Columbian x 1 and 6 punts

Peruvian x 1 and 4 punts

Bulgarian x 1 and 3 punts

Spanish x 1 and 1 punt

Italian x 1 and 20* punts

Dutch x 2 and 3 punts

*Total incudes a Brazlian and Italian 2 girl punt

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British, Polish, Ukranian and Canadian all ive done, and frankly, i love British girls.

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British, Thai, Lao, Burmese, Cambodia, Mongolian, Chinese, Macau, Slovenian, Swiss, Russian, Czech, Aussie, Brazilian, Ugandan.....cannot think of any more - but probably is.

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Thai, Malaysian, Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Cambodian, Indian, Pakistani, Hungarian, Romanian, Italian, Spanish, Brazilian, Polish, French, English and a few others I cant remember

Worst ever punt = the only Brazilian I've ever had sex with

Best ever punt = a tie between a Thai and a Pole

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Italian. British, Danish, Czech, Finnish, French*, Brazilian, Thai, Slovenian. Plus a WG who claimed to be Italian and was not. * claimed to be French, but doubtful.

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Having seen quite a few EE girls, I would find it hard to give anything more than a rough estimate of the nationalities involved, since they're often not who they claim to be, and I don't usually ask anyway! No doubt I've probably seen a number of Russian/Ukrainian etc girls claiming to be Polish or other EU nationality. I'm also more than a bit suspicious of "Slovenian", which I think is a euphemism for " anywhere in the Balkans".

But anyway I'm pleased that we're all doing our bit for international relations.

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Definitely 30+ for me!

But I think this poll was aimed at the punters! :)

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Difficult to pin down, mainly due to mentioned problem of girls not giving their true nationality, but also what do you count girls who are half and half?? I once went with a girl in Amsterdam who said she was half Aussie, half Italian :lol: Do i count her as Aussie, Italian, or both??? :lol:

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Difficult to pin down, mainly due to mentioned problem of girls not giving their true nationality, but also what do you count girls who are half and half?? I once went with a girl in Amsterdam who said she was half Aussie, half Italian :lol: Do i count her as Aussie, Italian, or both??? :lol:

I think you've definitely got to go for inclusive counting ! After all she could easily have an italian pussy and an Aussie mouth - and you've probably fucked both of them :D

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Variety is the spice of life!

I believe that if I had only ever made love to/ had sex with 1 woman in my entire life, I would not have lived a full life! Also, as a caucasian, If I had never been with a black girl and an oriental girl and an Indian Asian girl, I would not have lived a full life! Indeed if I never had a 2 girl, the same would apply.

This great hobby has certainly vastly enhanced my life experience! :P

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In my 103 punts so far I have seen 31 different ladies of 8 nationalities:

British x 17 and 33 punts

Brazilian x 7 and 34* punts

Columbian x 1 and 6 punts

Peruvian x 1 and 4 punts

Bulgarian x 1 and 3 punts

Spanish x 1 and 1 punt

Italian x 1 and 20* punts

Dutch x 2 and 3 punts

*Total incudes a Brazlian and Italian 2 girl punt

Lamorak, is that eskimo for anorak or what. Lol.

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Lamorak, is that eskimo for anorak or what. Lol.

lol!!

I've always been a data geek, its part of what I do professionally and it's now normal for me in everything I do.

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D'ya know, I would never have guessed that Lamorak is a data geek ;)

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Hmmm...

Many British girls.

1 x Brazilian

4 x Italian (only 1 could be classed as "good"

1 x Spanish

1 x American

1 x Caribbean of some sort

Several Thai (well, claimed to be Thai)

Several Chinese

Couple of Eastern Europeans

Favourites - Several Brits, 1 Italian (my current favourite), the American was lovely and VERY early in my punting "career"

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Ha, this is such a blokes topic... lets have a look at the world.

Apart from Egypt I have more or less punted with a lady from every country Phileas Fogg visited as he went around the world in 80 days.

Only Russia and South Africa on Michael Palin's Pole to Pole I am afraid.

Ignore Vietnam and I could travel from London To Singapore overland.

Former British colonies = 7

European countries outside E.U = 3

European countries inside E.U = 14.

Asian countries = 8

African countries = 2

N. American = 2

S. American =2

Oceania = 1

A particular source of machismo, sorry anorakism, is that I have punted with a woman from every permanently human inhabited continent on this globe...

... mmm just thought how much would a punt cost for an all nighter in Antarctica? Bearing in mind of course an all nighter would be six months. I think I may have just written a potential bucket list... on that note I quit this message and start smoking asbestos cigars.

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Many x English

3 X Welsh

4 x Irish

1 x Scots

1 x Greek

Many x Chinese

6 x Japanese

4 x Korean

3 x Malaysian

1 x Vietnamese

3 x Thai

3 x Hong Kong

1 x Singapore

2 x Indian

1 x Sri Lankan

3 x Australian

5 x New Zealand

2 x USA

1 x Kenyan

1 x South African

1 x Tanzanian

7 x Brazilian

3 x Colombian

4 x Romanian

Many x Poles

1 Slovakian

2 x Czech

1 x Bulgarian

2 x Spanish

3 x Portugese

2 x Italian

1 x Danish

1 x Swedish

2 x French

1 x Turkish

1 x Cuban

1 x Dominican Republic

As I am 56 next week, I can't imagine increasing my tally but would love to have experienced a German, Lithuanian & Argentinian woman.

Have enjoyed all of them, some more than others, but the Czech & Bulgarian girls were awesome

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One of the reasons I punt is for variety and as it is the spice of life, I'm glad to have been able to meet beauties from the following 25 countries in the past 18 months at LMP parties, Milton Keynes parlours and indies:

Czech Rep x4

Latvia x3

FYR Macedonia x1

Russia x3

Romania x5

Poland x8

UK x15

Brazil x13

Hungary x1

Ireland x1

Denmark x1

Netherlands x1

S Africa x1

Bulgaria x1

Finland x1

Ukraine x2

Italy x2

Portugal x1

Germany x1

Spain x2

France x1

Senegal x1

Thailand x1

China x1

Lithuania x5

No one particular favourite nationality, it's more about the looks, attitude & service of each individual girl, most have been great in one way or another.

Fluent communication can help with mental stimulation which I enjoy, but also just a few words and an enthusiasm for the action can be great fun too.

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As I am 56 next week, I can't imagine increasing my tally but would love to have experienced a German, Lithuanian & Argentinian woman.

Well you can get a few more 'notches' in the Navel of the Universe, Milton Keynes: :)

http://www.annabellasescorts.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=371 (not a typical German admittedly)

http://www.miltonkeynesescorts.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=474

http://www.miltonkeynesescorts.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=386

I've not met the above girls, so not a personal recommendation as such.

There are some great Lithuanian girls at LMP who I have met, including Vanessa and her little sister Samantha:

http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/vanessa

http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/samantha

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Assuming they've been truthful:

2 British

1 Thai

1 Japanese

1 Indian

2 polish

7 Hungarian

1 Spainish

7 unknown

1 Australian

I think

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"I enjoy travelling and meeting people from different cultures" ..... so here goes ....

England

Wales

Holland

Germany

Spain

Russia

Italy

Slovakia

Poland

Romania

Hungary

Austria

Czech Republic

Bulgaria

Croatia

Serbia

Portugal

Spain

New Zealand

Australia

USA

Brazil

Colombia

Ecuador

Argentina

Lithuania

Estonia

Latvia

South Africa

Morocco

Turkey

Thailand

China

India

Japan

Moldovia

Ukraine

I'm sure I've forgotten some beautifal girl from somewhere ..... and yes, just as I write that, Iran ..... oh and Greece ...

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Do you ask to see her passport when you arrive? Seeing a passport is the last thing on my mind when I knock on the door. Consequently I cannot even guess how many different nationalities I have punted with. I'm fairly sure that I "wouldn't trouble the scorers" in this particular contest!

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No (if you're asking me !) but I'm always interested in where people come from, what they're about and so on : everyone's got different stories ..... oh and I forgot, the Phillipines and Turkey ...... maybe more Around the World in 80 Shags than notches on the bedpost :)

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Do you ask to see her passport when you arrive? Seeing a passport is the last thing on my mind when I knock on the door. Consequently I cannot even guess how many different nationalities I have punted with. I'm fairly sure that I "wouldn't trouble the scorers" in this particular contest!

Like Visconti I am interested where people come from and also their associated facial features, body types etc

but like you I would not be asking for their passport on arrival...Just in case they thought I was something to do with HM Revenue & Custom (Immigration) ;):P

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