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Gfe - Am I The Only One Who Hates It?

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I think GFE is one of the worst terms in punting these days. I mean really, think about it, what do girlfriends really do:

- Constantly call at every point of the day?

- Act pathological when they see you around other women?

- In constant winey mood swings?

- Want you to go bra shopping with them?

- Bother you when you are out trying to have a beer with your buddies?

- Try to destroy your days off by taking you on holidays to places like Marrakesh to do oriental spas?

- Create epic battles with your mums and sisters?

I for one am sick of girlfriends and all that shit, why would I want to pay someone to give me a "girlfriend experience", what next a "vanilla sex wife inspired experience"?

Just saying, how is that a selling point and why do so many guys go for it? When I go for a punt, I'm like give me the OPPOSITE of a GFE! :cool:

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Yeah, I would go for sex without those disadvantages... they are a pain in the neck!

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I think GFE is one of the worst terms in punting these days. I mean really, think about it, what do girlfriends really do:

- Constantly call at every point of the day?

- Act pathological when they see you around other women?

- In constant winey mood swings?

- Want you to go bra shopping with them?

- Bother you when you are out trying to have a beer with your buddies?

- Try to destroy your days off by taking you on holidays to places like Marrakesh to do oriental spas?

- Create epic battles with your mums and sisters?

I for one am sick of girlfriends and all that shit, why would I want to pay someone to give me a "girlfriend experience", what next a "vanilla sex wife inspired experience"?

Just saying, how is that a selling point and why do so many guys go for it? When I go for a punt, I'm like give me the OPPOSITE of a GFE! :cool:

What, an "I just think of you as a really good friend" experience?

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I like a WGE - working girl experience.

no mucking about, full on naughtiness for the full time then walk away.

and the paying for it bit is a turn on for me too.

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I think GFE is one of the worst terms in punting these days. I mean really, think about it, what do girlfriends really do:

- Constantly call at every point of the day?

- Act pathological when they see you around other women?

- In constant winey mood swings?

- Want you to go bra shopping with them?

- Bother you when you are out trying to have a beer with your buddies?

- Try to destroy your days off by taking you on holidays to places like Marrakesh to do oriental spas?

- Create epic battles with your mums and sisters?

I for one am sick of girlfriends and all that shit, why would I want to pay someone to give me a "girlfriend experience", what next a "vanilla sex wife inspired experience"?

Just saying, how is that a selling point and why do so many guys go for it? When I go for a punt, I'm like give me the OPPOSITE of a GFE! :cool:

We as punters though should only be getting the good points a girlfriend can offer of course, like the initial honeymoon period of sex, sex, sex.

For me the GFE and its warmness is a good option to have, i didnt have that option when i was punting in the 80s into the 90s as Kissing of any kind was very rarely on offer, and as a consequence punting was a generally colder experience i found.

Sometimes i prefer a PSE instead so having as many options as possible is good i think. So i like the GFE myself and think its a good concept.

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When you book an escort, or go into a parlour, its a case of what type of sexual experiance you are after,

If you were to say to the escort or parlour worker you wnated to take them out bra shoppping,

or want them to call you at odd times during the day,

act pathetically when they see you with other women,

then I think they would see that as an extra and charge you more for that type of service. :D :D :D

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i think seeing a wg is more like a dirty weekend than a girlfriend....

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i think seeing a wg is more like a dirty weekend than a girlfriend....

where else can you cram a dirty week-end into an hour... :)

Edited by spklors

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When you book an escort, or go into a parlour, its a case of what type of sexual experiance you are after,

If you were to say to the escort or parlour worker you wnated to take them out bra shoppping,

or want them to call you at odd times during the day,

act pathetically when they see you with other women,

then I think they would see that as an extra and charge you more for that type of service. :D :D :D

Spot on, that would come under fetish and charged accordingly. ;):D :D

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GFE is a complete misnomer in my opinion, what most blokes are after, is great sex, which they may well have had with their partner/wife at the start of their relationship. They want a bit of humour flirtiness and downright naughtiness during the encounter.

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Maybe we should change it to BADGFITE - Best and dirtiest girl friend in the world experience. Hmm, maybe not.

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Am I in a minority here?

I really appreciate it when my ladies let me kiss, stroke and cuddle them, give every appearance of enjoying same and respond in kind.

Yes, there is also humour and naughtiness but, if I were given the choice between sex without intimacy or intimacy without sex, I would choose the latter.

Of course, to those ladies on this site who know me, that does not necessarily represent an offer!

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I think GFE is one of the worst terms in punting these days. I mean really, think about it, what do girlfriends really do:

- Constantly call at every point of the day?

- Act pathological when they see you around other women?

- In constant winey mood swings?

- Want you to go bra shopping with them?

- Bother you when you are out trying to have a beer with your buddies?

- Try to destroy your days off by taking you on holidays to places like Marrakesh to do oriental spas?

- Create epic battles with your mums and sisters?

I for one am sick of girlfriends and all that shit, why would I want to pay someone to give me a "girlfriend experience", what next a "vanilla sex wife inspired experience"?

Just saying, how is that a selling point and why do so many guys go for it? When I go for a punt, I'm like give me the OPPOSITE of a GFE! :cool:

Never done any of those things as a 'girlfriend', in fact I hate anyone coming shopping with me it's just a functional thing to me.

I have however had boyfriends do all of the above, and actually try to pack me off on spa days themselves. :mad::lol:

Edited by Strawberry

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I think GFE is one of the worst terms in punting these days. I mean really, think about it, what do girlfriends really do:

- Constantly call at every point of the day?

- Act pathological when they see you around other women?

- In constant winey mood swings?

- Want you to go bra shopping with them?

- Bother you when you are out trying to have a beer with your buddies?

- Try to destroy your days off by taking you on holidays to places like Marrakesh to do oriental spas?

- Create epic battles with your mums and sisters?

I for one am sick of girlfriends and all that shit, why would I want to pay someone to give me a "girlfriend experience", what next a "vanilla sex wife inspired experience"?

Just saying, how is that a selling point and why do so many guys go for it? When I go for a punt, I'm like give me the OPPOSITE of a GFE! :cool:

I think what they mean with GFE experience is they allow GFK with tongue, cuddle, etac, like the expericen you get when you have sex on your honeymoon.

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I like going bra shopping what man wouldnt? I suppose some weirdoes actually like going to diy stores. Last time I was in the lingerie section of john lewiss I saw a nun shopping,,quite unusual. Given that most couples dont bother snogging or even bothering with foreplay, the term gfe is somewhat ironic.

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As stated by Crossfire the term GFE is a misnomer which is probably more akin to 'intimacy' as stated by Conwy. If this is an accurate assesment? Then I am one for the GFE.

I have been to some to some ladies who provide a GFE, well its on their profile - and have wondered what type of 'girlfriend' they are outside their relationship :P ? Then again I have also seen ladies which do not mention PSE on their profiles and I have had the shock of my life (Ron Jeremy move over :D ).

Edited by Superego

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Did you have PSE then, Superego? How was that like?

For the rest, I agree with Conwy. I am very much into GFE and also into social interaction at the beginning and ending of the visit.

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I like going bra shopping what man wouldnt? I suppose some weirdoes actually like going to diy stores. Last time I was in the lingerie section of john lewiss I saw a nun shopping,,quite unusual. Given that most couples dont bother snogging or even bothering with foreplay, the term gfe is somewhat ironic.

sorry you just reminded me of that episode of Father Ted, where they ended up in Ireland's largest lingerie dept :)

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I think GFE is one of the worst terms in punting these days. I mean really, think about it, what do girlfriends really do:

- Constantly call at every point of the day?

- Act pathological when they see you around other women?

- In constant winey mood swings?

- Want you to go bra shopping with them?

- Bother you when you are out trying to have a beer with your buddies?

- Try to destroy your days off by taking you on holidays to places like Marrakesh to do oriental spas?

- Create epic battles with your mums and sisters?

I for one am sick of girlfriends and all that shit, why would I want to pay someone to give me a "girlfriend experience", what next a "vanilla sex wife inspired experience"?

Just saying, how is that a selling point and why do so many guys go for it? When I go for a punt, I'm like give me the OPPOSITE of a GFE! :cool:

I feel sorry for most of you guys! What sort of girlfriends have you had? I had some great girlfriends, nothing like the ones you describe.

Edited by Moonraker

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What GFE really means is it's not just a mechanical cold fuck - you should get some warmth and affection. albeit faked.

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I think GFE is one of the worst terms in punting these days. I mean really, think about it, what do girlfriends really do:

- Constantly call at every point of the day?

- Act pathological when they see you around other women?

- In constant winey mood swings?

- Want you to go bra shopping with them?

- Bother you when you are out trying to have a beer with your buddies?

- Try to destroy your days off by taking you on holidays to places like Marrakesh to do oriental spas?

- Create epic battles with your mums and sisters?

I for one am sick of girlfriends and all that shit, why would I want to pay someone to give me a "girlfriend experience", what next a "vanilla sex wife inspired experience"?

Just saying, how is that a selling point and why do so many guys go for it? When I go for a punt, I'm like give me the OPPOSITE of a GFE! :cool:

You seem a little bitter. Stop nit picking.

Who cares what it is called as long as you have a great time.

I could add.... if the boots were on the other foot.... and we were booking a fella for a BFE

what would we get? Maybe the ladies will add some amusing comments.

:wacko:

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Am I in a minority here?

I really appreciate it when my ladies let me kiss, stroke and cuddle them, give every appearance of enjoying same and respond in kind.

Yes, there is also humour and naughtiness but, if I were given the choice between sex without intimacy or intimacy without sex, I would choose the latter.

Of course, to those ladies on this site who know me, that does not necessarily represent an offer!

Agree.

above description is what I'd call GFE.

And I love it too.

Best enjoyed on longer dates

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Haha...like the twist on the girlfriend thing...

...personally, the GFE is what I look for in an appointment; I'm on my own because of the long hrs of my job and the fact it is a predominantley male environment. Oh, for the sound of a good woman cursing me on the phone for leaving my socks on the floor... :lol:

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I think the OP has picked badly in his girlfriends! I am certainly not like that as a girlfriend and nor are my friends!

But whilst we're on negative gender stereotypes- here's what should happen when a man wants a GFE...

He takes the bins out

Hogs the remote control

Farts

Wees on the toilet seat

Drops wet towels on the bathroom floor

Farts some more

Has sex, comes in 30 seconds, rolls over and falls asleep snoring.

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I'm sorry Lydia, you seem to have me at a disadvantage! :lol:

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