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I Think I'm Now A Male Escort!

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I'll try and keep a long story short!

A couple of weeks ago I dropped in to say hello to a friend and whilst I was there, she had one of her friends there too. Just before I left, her friend asked if I minded accompanying her to a dinner party? Apparently she didn't want to turn up as the only singleton, it was with some very important people she works with and I seemed pleasant enough to her to ask. I'd like to point out that I'm overweight and I don't consider myself attractive, she certainly didn't ask me out for my good looks. I had no plans for yesterday evening and I'm crap at saying no to people, and I definitely didn't want to upset my friend if I refused. So I was told to suit up and she would pick me up at 7pm to get there for 8:30.

I had been suitably briefed of who I'd be meeting, what she did for a living, and how we supposedly met etc. The dinner was great, the wine was expensive and I got on well with her manager. In short, I was the perfect date and done my job well. So now all that had to happen was to receive my lift home.

It didn't quite happen. My date said that she didn't fancy driving all the way to mine and then back to hers, which was a valid point and that I could crash in the spare room. It was pretty late, the wine had made me a little sleepy and I had no arguments. We got to hers, I sat down with another drink and she sat in my lap and made a move. I politely declined her moves and said that I was only there as she wouldn't drive me home. She seemed to understand and we finished our drinks and she showed me my room. Now, the girl in question isn't unattractive and she's very nice company but just isn't my type, so I had no plans of trying to turn it into something more. I went to bed hoping that everything would be OK for this morning and I could get home and onto work in time. I was then awoken in the early hours of this morning with a very naked her playing with a rapidly stiffening part of me. So yeah she got what she wanted and I couldn't refuse a second time.

Early this morning, she took me home, we said our farewells and I thought that was it. Then when I went to buy my lunch today, there was £100 in there with a post it note saying thanks. So does that make me an escort, and should I have charged more?!

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Dinner date and an all-nighter for £100 - you woz robbed!

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I'll try and keep a long story short!

A couple of weeks ago I dropped in to say hello to a friend and whilst I was there, she had one of her friends there too. Just before I left, her friend asked if I minded accompanying her to a dinner party? Apparently she didn't want to turn up as the only singleton, it was with some very important people she works with and I seemed pleasant enough to her to ask. I'd like to point out that I'm overweight and I don't consider myself attractive, she certainly didn't ask me out for my good looks. I had no plans for yesterday evening and I'm crap at saying no to people, and I definitely didn't want to upset my friend if I refused. So I was told to suit up and she would pick me up at 7pm to get there for 8:30.

I had been suitably briefed of who I'd be meeting, what she did for a living, and how we supposedly met etc. The dinner was great, the wine was expensive and I got on well with her manager. In short, I was the perfect date and done my job well. So now all that had to happen was to receive my lift home.

It didn't quite happen. My date said that she didn't fancy driving all the way to mine and then back to hers, which was a valid point and that I could crash in the spare room. It was pretty late, the wine had made me a little sleepy and I had no arguments. We got to hers, I sat down with another drink and she sat in my lap and made a move. I politely declined her moves and said that I was only there as she wouldn't drive me home. She seemed to understand and we finished our drinks and she showed me my room. Now, the girl in question isn't unattractive and she's very nice company but just isn't my type, so I had no plans of trying to turn it into something more. I went to bed hoping that everything would be OK for this morning and I could get home and onto work in time. I was then awoken in the early hours of this morning with a very naked her playing with a rapidly stiffening part of me. So yeah she got what she wanted and I couldn't refuse a second time.

Early this morning, she took me home, we said our farewells and I thought that was it. Then when I went to buy my lunch today, there was £100 in there with a post it note saying thanks. So does that make me an escort, and should I have charged more?!

If i had found her attractive i would of given in to her advances initially not gone off into the spare room. Bit odd that after you turned her down she then got jiggy with you without your permission a bit later, seems a bit risky to me. Not an escort but an experience to look back on.

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Everything which was written by OP seemed plausible enough...but not when you get to the part where she left him £100. I think this part was something he dreamed about, then convinced himself that it did hapenned. ;-)

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If you were a male escort, an she took you to her home at night, ply you with more wine, did you not think she had designs upon your body, you didnt even say you made your excuses and left, I think you knew what the score was but were just playing hard to get...lol.

I am looking for the field report from her about the booking, looks like its not been cleared yet.

Will you have a profile on the purple site.

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If you were a male escort, an she took you to her home at night, ply you with more wine, did you not think she had designs upon your body, you didnt even say you made your excuses and left, I think you knew what the score was but were just playing hard to get...lol.

I am looking for the field report from her about the booking, looks like its not been cleared yet.

Will you have a profile on the purple site.

* Really did LOL at this...

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I hope you haven't spent any of the money. The friend who introduced you will be wanting her 80% pimp share soon.

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I'll try and keep a long story short!

A couple of weeks ago I dropped in to say hello to a friend and whilst I was there, she had one of her friends there too. Just before I left, her friend asked if I minded accompanying her to a dinner party? Apparently she didn't want to turn up as the only singleton, it was with some very important people she works with and I seemed pleasant enough to her to ask. I'd like to point out that I'm overweight and I don't consider myself attractive, she certainly didn't ask me out for my good looks. I had no plans for yesterday evening and I'm crap at saying no to people, and I definitely didn't want to upset my friend if I refused. So I was told to suit up and she would pick me up at 7pm to get there for 8:30.

I had been suitably briefed of who I'd be meeting, what she did for a living, and how we supposedly met etc. The dinner was great, the wine was expensive and I got on well with her manager. In short, I was the perfect date and done my job well. So now all that had to happen was to receive my lift home.

It didn't quite happen. My date said that she didn't fancy driving all the way to mine and then back to hers, which was a valid point and that I could crash in the spare room. It was pretty late, the wine had made me a little sleepy and I had no arguments. We got to hers, I sat down with another drink and she sat in my lap and made a move. I politely declined her moves and said that I was only there as she wouldn't drive me home. She seemed to understand and we finished our drinks and she showed me my room. Now, the girl in question isn't unattractive and she's very nice company but just isn't my type, so I had no plans of trying to turn it into something more. I went to bed hoping that everything would be OK for this morning and I could get home and onto work in time. I was then awoken in the early hours of this morning with a very naked her playing with a rapidly stiffening part of me. So yeah she got what she wanted and I couldn't refuse a second time.

Early this morning, she took me home, we said our farewells and I thought that was it. Then when I went to buy my lunch today, there was £100 in there with a post it note saying thanks. So does that make me an escort, and should I have charged more?!

If you ever need a driver/bodyguard/stunt-double please be sure to PM me ;-)

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Everything which was written by OP seemed plausible enough...but not when you get to the part where she left him £100. I think this part was something he dreamed about, then convinced himself that it did hapenned. ;-)

I can show you a pic of the pink post-it note if you'd like?!

If you were a male escort, an she took you to her home at night, ply you with more wine, did you not think she had designs upon your body, you didnt even say you made your excuses and left, I think you knew what the score was but were just playing hard to get...lol.

Will you have a profile on the purple site.

I couldn't make my excuses and leave, I was many miles away from home and without the funds or knowledge of a local taxi firm. If I do have a profile, I'll make sure it has many spelling mistakes and overshopped pics that don't match up and show up many times on tineye!

I hope you haven't spent any of the money. The friend who introduced you will be wanting her 80% pimp share soon.

I'm still wondering what I'm meant to say when I meet my friend again this weekend. The one that introduced her, not my punter!

The only thing I can add to it is that my date is a very high earner, perhaps she thought that offering £100 was a good way of saying thanks for giving up an evening for her and not really much of an outlay for her. The sex was just a bonus.

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Everything which was written by OP seemed plausible enough...but not when you get to the part where she left him £100. I think this part was something he dreamed about, then convinced himself that it did hapenned. ;-)

LOL, my thoughts exactly!! Or it really did happen, but this was a cruel joke at OP expense as the girls have found out he sees escorts (i assume he does as on here), £100 by sounds of things not much for girl in question so her and her friend may have been trying to make a point, i.e boot on other foot sort of thing. Given he asks, 'should i have charged more?' suggests he feels a bit objectified?

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I'll try and keep a long story short!

A couple of weeks ago I dropped in to say hello to a friend and whilst I was there, she had one of her friends there too. Just before I left, her friend asked if I minded accompanying her to a dinner party? Apparently she didn't want to turn up as the only singleton, it was with some very important people she works with and I seemed pleasant enough to her to ask. I'd like to point out that I'm overweight and I don't consider myself attractive, she certainly didn't ask me out for my good looks. I had no plans for yesterday evening and I'm crap at saying no to people, and I definitely didn't want to upset my friend if I refused. So I was told to suit up and she would pick me up at 7pm to get there for 8:30.

I had been suitably briefed of who I'd be meeting, what she did for a living, and how we supposedly met etc. The dinner was great, the wine was expensive and I got on well with her manager. In short, I was the perfect date and done my job well. So now all that had to happen was to receive my lift home.

It didn't quite happen. My date said that she didn't fancy driving all the way to mine and then back to hers, which was a valid point and that I could crash in the spare room. It was pretty late, the wine had made me a little sleepy and I had no arguments. We got to hers, I sat down with another drink and she sat in my lap and made a move. I politely declined her moves and said that I was only there as she wouldn't drive me home. She seemed to understand and we finished our drinks and she showed me my room. Now, the girl in question isn't unattractive and she's very nice company but just isn't my type, so I had no plans of trying to turn it into something more. I went to bed hoping that everything would be OK for this morning and I could get home and onto work in time. I was then awoken in the early hours of this morning with a very naked her playing with a rapidly stiffening part of me. So yeah she got what she wanted and I couldn't refuse a second time.

Early this morning, she took me home, we said our farewells and I thought that was it. Then when I went to buy my lunch today, there was £100 in there with a post it note saying thanks. So does that make me an escort, and should I have charged more?!

If you decide you want to retire from your escorting career, please ask this lady to PM me as i am looking for a new thrill......being paid for sex by good looking rich women i think is exactly the change up i've been looking for!!!

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i would have asked her exactly what she thought the 100 pounds is for.

You did a favour for a friend and in reply she treated you a bit rough then "threw money in your face" as an unagreed payment...

You have to decide what are you are hoping to get out of this scenario..whats grinding you? The fact she tried to pay you off after?

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i would have asked her exactly what she thought the 100 pounds is for.

You did a favour for a friend and in reply she treated you a bit rough then "threw money in your face" as an unagreed payment...

You have to decide what are you are hoping to get out of this scenario..whats grinding you? The fact she tried to pay you off after?

Nothing is grinding me at all. I had a nice evening with pleasant company, I just wasn't expecting money or sex. I haven't spoken to her today. I'm going to call her in the morning or text if she doesn't pick up and query the money. I'll say it was a nice thought but completely unnecessary, I've decided to give the money to Macmillans.

PS Ace, that did make me laugh. I'm no Richard Gere, more Ron Jeremy without the tash and massive cock!

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Id like to hear what the girls on here think of this. Had a bloke left a £100 quid for a woman, when she did not ask, wow, i think all hell would break loose

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Id like to hear what the girls on here think of this. Had a bloke left a £100 quid for a woman, when she did not ask, wow, i think all hell would break loose

Yes, potential for olympic fireworks here.

As if the earlier events weren't a recipe for disaster in their own right (the old "No" means NO, Oh no it doesn't debate etc).

.....I politely declined her moves and said that I was only there as she wouldn't drive me home. She seemed to understand and we finished our drinks and she showed me my room......

....I was then awoken in the early hours of this morning with a very naked her playing with a rapidly stiffening part of me. So yeah she got what she wanted and I couldn't refuse a second time.

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i would have asked her exactly what she thought the 100 pounds is for.

You did a favour for a friend and in reply she treated you a bit rough then "threw money in your face" as an unagreed payment...

You have to decide what are you are hoping to get out of this scenario..whats grinding you? The fact she tried to pay you off after?

For me personally all that happened would be a positive assuming i fancied her and getting a £100 the icing on the top, i wouldnt be bothered why she gave it, i would just be hoping it happened again and if she wished to pay me again that would be just fine by me, but sex would be what i would be wanting above all, the money just a bonus. If the OP fancies her my advice is ask her out and hope it happens again. ;)

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OP got a free meal, a shag or 2 and £100

result.

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Well yes ...... But I think she should have made his sandwiches up in the morning as well

;-p

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Well yes ...... But I think she should have made his sandwiches up in the morning as well

;-p

The lady would have been too busy doing other things to make up sandwiches, which included taking the escort/stud home again, maybe thats why the £100 and a thank you note was given. but you would think a succesfull escort would have their own driver.

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As far as I see it you weren't providing a service.

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I managed to speak to the lady in question this afternoon. There was no awkwardness between us, but I did bring up the fact that the money could be seen as payment for sexual services and if the roles had been reversed, she probably wouldn't have taken it well. She laughed and said that she didn't think of it like that, and seemed genuinely sorry for any offence that she had caused. I said I was fine with it but probably best not to mention it to our mutual friend!

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I think - Therefore I am - now a male escort

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I think - Therefore I am - now a male escort

Just make sure your man-garden is smooth at all times and hand manbag is ready packed with

all the necessaries for those short notice bookings.

^_^;)

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