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Table Showers - The Next Big Thing?

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Think this may have been discussed already so apologies if so but have just returned from a holiday in Florida where I experienced a table shower at an Asian Massage Parlour. Wow! For the uninitiated its a flat slab sort of couch in a wet room and the lady washes you down with a hot shower from a hand held unit, lots of suds and a brisk rub with a loofah mitt to prepare you for your massage., But Oh boy was it nice, on my front to begin with she washed all down my back and paid attention to my bum crack which was great - apparently its how they vet you for being a cop - if you dont react you are the law! Needless to say I reacted!

Then on my front for the same treatment but the most delightful feelings as she oh so gently rolled back my foreskin and washed my cock - i nearly came there and then.

Something the UK industry should offer more of I reckon!

As an aside though the US scene is weird - massive efforts by the police to raid parlours where unlike here the punters are photographed and put on the local TV news that night! They do have a big problem with trafficking I think but it seems odd to be in a country where you can be publicly pilloried for using a massage parlour for a hand job yet you can stock up on bullets in the local Wal-Mart!

If anyone knows of any such places (table showers, not supermarkets selling bullets) in the West Mids let me know (I know about Bubbles of course).

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Sounds like an extension of the sort of treatment that you can get at some of the more upmarket hotels/spas in the Caribbean.

I'd go like a shot if there were such a thing in the UK

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Glad I read this. From the title I'd got images of the girl standing on a table and pissing on you ;-)

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Think this may have been discussed already so apologies if so but have just returned from a holiday in Florida where I experienced a table shower at an Asian Massage Parlour. Wow! For the uninitiated its a flat slab sort of couch in a wet room and the lady washes you down with a hot shower from a hand held unit, lots of suds and a brisk rub with a loofah mitt to prepare you for your massage., But Oh boy was it nice, on my front to begin with she washed all down my back and paid attention to my bum crack which was great - apparently its how they vet you for being a cop -

oh! when I read that bit I thought you were going to say............

that's when the girl finds his cop's warrant card.... up his bum crack

busted!

:eek:

It does all sound extremely pleasurable though ;)

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America is a very scary place and the world's biggest bully. Nothing surprises me about their continuous moral crusade.

Originally I thought that the thread title was referring to Roman Showers. I only looked after I'd finished my bacon sarnie.

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At La Maison in Bury, they have a service like that, its in the Liberty suite and at £120 an hour, it consists of a shower assisted by your choice of lady, then you lay down on a waterbed, and the soapy lady slips and slides all over you front and back, and wow do these bubbles get everywhere, this is followed by time in the sauna with your lady, and the thrill of having a wash down, and then going into the hot sauna and having your escort suck you off as you chill out is mind blowing...pardon the puns.

you then get to spend the rest of your time on a large bed with your escort, a love swing available for those into that, but for an hour of sheer pampering, and mind blowing sex, it is hard to beat.

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At La Maison in Bury, they have a service like that, its in the Liberty suite and at £120 an hour, it consists of a shower assisted by your choice of lady, then you lay down on a waterbed, and the soapy lady slips and slides all over you front and back, and wow do these bubbles get everywhere, this is followed by time in the sauna with your lady, and the thrill of having a wash down, and then going into the hot sauna and having your escort suck you off as you chill out is mind blowing...pardon the puns.

you then get to spend the rest of your time on a large bed with your escort, a love swing available for those into that, but for an hour of sheer pampering, and mind blowing sex, it is hard to beat.

** checks the distance from chez KK to Bury **

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Glad I read this. From the title I'd got images of the girl standing on a table and pissing on you ;-)

+ 1...our minds must dwell in the gutters :P

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Maybe we should get down and get dirty then Charlotte ;-)

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They do have a big problem with trafficking I think but it seems odd to be in a country where you can be publicly pilloried for using a massage parlour for a hand job yet you can stock up on bullets in the local Wal-Mart!

Lord protect us from religious morality ;)

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Maybe I should revise my title since it seems misunderstood! No it def wasnt a golden shower I had - and neither did the lady strip off and rub me all over with herself - in fact, as I spotted out of the corner of my eye - she was wearing wellies! Not I must say a pair of Hunters but some nice printed ones but wellies nonetheless. Thing was later she walked on my back - and I am not sure she took them off - I had a hot towel laid on me then she stepped on - well I wont do that again, she wasnt the smallest of asian ladies.

Best bit was a whole hour for $60, say £40. And yes I left a tip though wasnt demanded.

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Its very common on the big east coast cities...ny, philly, boston, dc...they're called AMPs in the punter lingo (asian massage parlors). The standard format is a mamasan has 2-3 girls in tiny rooms and a big bathroom and a tiny sauna. Te bathrooms might even have 2 tables separated by a curtain. The girls are Korean 90% of the time (and lovelier than the thais in london). They charge $60 for a table shower and $100 for sex afterwards...so in all$160 for shower plus sex...all in 45 min. Thats the standard format. You're usually limited to 1 pop...unless the girl takes a shine to you (happened to me once in about 50 outings). They try to eat up 45 min by making you spend a long time in the sauna, long table showers etc.

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America is a very scary place and the world's biggest bully.

You ain't kidding. Last there in 2008 and a SOB at immigration seemed to be trying to rile me...why you visit, what on earth do you want to go there (New Mexico) for, etc.

Just applied online for my first ESTA (visa waiver) and it was a case of PMSL for the question about crimes involving moral turpitude......or are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities?

Thought to myself.. that include punting?

I've seriously thought about punting in the US, but IMHO, it's too risky, the girls are shit scared of shakedowns, it's overpriced, the US cops use honey traps to catch the unwary, and I came to the conclusion I didnt want a criminal record. So instead on the 2008 trip, I managed to pick up a waitress at the restaurant I used and she was brilliant. Plus she did everything a hooker would - at a fraction of the price.

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I think it's unlikely you'll see anything like that in the UK.

A lot of massage places barely have a shower let alone a full wet room.

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Perhaps I should pitch it on Dragon's Den?!

Obviosuly wouldnt suit the "girl in a flat and move on next month" type of operation but to an established parlour I dont see why not.

Always amused by US immigartion - "enjoy our country but dont stay too long!".

Taggart - I quite agree. The ESTA questions are hilarious - wonder if anyone does say yes?

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There's a place near Liverpool Street that provides table showers. Probably the closest you'll get to West Mids.

The blurb states:

We are now able to offer the ultimate in luxury service, table shower or Vichy shower as it is known in New York.

Experience a world of relaxation as our therapists soap, wash and massage your entire body on our table shower.

Red Lotus Spa is the perfect getaway for rejuvenation and world class renewal. Our luxurious facility features multiple massage and facial rooms, power showers and wet room.

Our professional staff will suggest the perfect treatments based on your individual needs.

Full details can be found on vivastreet:

http://services.vivastreet.co.uk/massage+bank-ec2/table-shower-massage---liverpool-st/48008034

BTW I haven't been sufficiently tempted enough ttoftt.

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er. Well my thought when I read the title was some sort of variant on table dancing. The girl dances on the table for you and someone sets off the fire sprinklers!!!!

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I've heard about table showers before, but I was always too lazy to see what they really are. After reading this I might check them out, it sounds very interesting. Thanks.

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There's a place near Liverpool Street that provides table showers. Probably the closest you'll get to West Mids.

The blurb states:

We are now able to offer the ultimate in luxury service, table shower or Vichy shower as it is known in New York.

Experience a world of relaxation as our therapists soap, wash and massage your entire body on our table shower.

Red Lotus Spa is the perfect getaway for rejuvenation and world class renewal. Our luxurious facility features multiple massage and facial rooms, power showers and wet room.

Our professional staff will suggest the perfect treatments based on your individual needs.

Full details can be found on vivastreet:

http://services.viva...ool-st/48008034

BTW I haven't been sufficiently tempted enough ttoftt.

Thats the idea, wish I had business in the smoke! Though my particular version was with a handheld shower head and totally undraped unlike the modest but silly lady in the ad!

Now come to think of it the seeds of this may have been planted in 1967. First Bond film I saw was You Only Live Twice in which Bond is bathed by Japanese ladies - at the tender age of 8 as I was this was just boring stuff holding up the action but maybe it went in deeper than I thought.

Also think its a wider cultural thing involving the asian ladies subservience to the male - I cant imagine some of my local ladies being quite so attentive at times!

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sounds to me very much like the soap suds option available at soft touch bodyworks in Northampton. Not been there for a few years but the shared shower followed by the suds on the airbed in the wet room are fondly remembered and the memories still create a stirring down below

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Thats the idea, wish I had business in the smoke! Though my particular version was with a handheld shower head and totally undraped unlike the modest but silly lady in the ad!

Probably an agency photo selected to comply with vivastreet's policies. Reality may be slightly different. Or maybe not!! Maybe you can find a reason to head towards the Paralympics and stop off at Middlesex Street with Mrs L for the world renown Sunday market?

Now come to think of it the seeds of this may have been planted in 1967. First Bond film I saw was You Only Live Twice in which Bond is bathed by Japanese ladies - at the tender age of 8 as I was this was just boring stuff holding up the action but maybe it went in deeper than I thought.

I still recall watching a yank air force Korean war film on BBC in the mid 60s when I was of the age of 8 (name long forgotten though I read the book at the age of 12 - the bridge at Toko-Ro(?) which very discreetly depicted unisex nude bathing in Japan and this made a lasting impression to this very day. Despite a couple of visits to Japan where I scored nil points through not being able to speak the lingo, the closest I ever go to this in real life was at couple evenings at Rio in Camden where Japanese couples resident in their Noth London enclave can be found enjoying communal bathing though this did not extend to the other types of frollicking which could be found at that establishment.

Also think its a wider cultural thing involving the asian ladies subservience to the male - I cant imagine some of my local ladies being quite so attentive at times!

I seem to be unique in that I've had quite the opposite experience where both EE and Brit providers here in the UK have generally treated me far better than then their Oriental counterparts. Even in the Far East where I've found service provision to be mediocre compared to the London benchmark. Horses for courses I suppose.

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America is a very scary place and the world's biggest bully. Nothing surprises me about their continuous moral crusade.

Originally I thought that the thread title was referring to Roman Showers. I only looked after I'd finished my bacon sarnie.

...and yet whenever and wherever there is a natural disaster, it's food parcels, medical supplies and blankets in containers with the stars and stripes that seems to get there first and in the greatest numbers...not to mention they feed half the world anyway...

...I too have great reservations about US politicians and their particular brand of capitalism, but lets not condemn 300m+ people eh...

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sounds to me very much like the soap suds option available at soft touch bodyworks in Northampton. Not been there for a few years but the shared shower followed by the suds on the airbed in the wet room are fondly remembered and the memories still create a stirring down below

I'm not sure though that ST's soaps suds service is analogous to the table shower. With their pioneering business model, maybe their management can be persuaded to offer this?

As I've mentioned on this forum in the past, I used to be a regular at ST in the '90s as their services, including the soap suds option, were pretty unique in the UK. And they had some very talented providers. One session, I think it was called the Executive service, which consisted of being cradled in a bath with a Meditteranean looking lady called either Anna or Maria (1996 (?) followed by a hand job finish ranks as one of the best experiences of my comparatively successful punting career. I then graduated to Soad Suds with a Brit called Joan a few times, a Cypriot lady whose name I've forgotten and a mature Brit who I think ran the place in those days who was highly acccomplished.

Sadly after a couple of disappointing experiences in the very early noughties I took my custom elsewhere. I can be easily persuaded to return if given assurance of a quality service and a table shower may be just the thing.

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If done right, something like that would do extremely well.....

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I'm not sure though that ST's soaps suds service is analogous to the table shower. With their pioneering business model, maybe their management can be persuaded to offer this?

As I've mentioned on this forum in the past, I used to be a regular at ST in the '90s as their services, including the soap suds option, were pretty unique in the UK. And they had some very talented providers. One session, I think it was called the Executive service, which consisted of being cradled in a bath with a Meditteranean looking lady called either Anna or Maria (1996 (?) followed by a hand job finish ranks as one of the best experiences of my comparatively successful punting career. I then graduated to Soad Suds with a Brit called Joan a few times, a Cypriot lady whose name I've forgotten and a mature Brit who I think ran the place in those days who was highly acccomplished.

Sadly after a couple of disappointing experiences in the very early noughties I took my custom elsewhere. I can be easily persuaded to return if given assurance of a quality service and a table shower may be just the thing.

The ownership changed in the "noughties" for a number of years and then I took it back again in the latter part of the decade, so I would like to hope that should you be kind enough to try us out again then we can hopefully restore your faith :)

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