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commited s faux pas while with a WG or client?

For instance say something you shouldn't have done. Did it kill the mood and was it recoverable?

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commited s faux pas while with a WG or client?

For instance say something you shouldn't have done. Did it kill the mood and was it recoverable?

:) Clients sometimes do it but they are never aware of it.

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I once visited an escort with a very large bag, containing stuff I needed for the day. I rummaged through looking for the envelope with her fee in it. I could not find it and stared to rumamge deeper, pulling stuff out and swering under my breath. I looked up. She was over the other side of the room with her hand reaching behind her back. I reckoned I was a few seconds away from triggering her panic button. I apologised profusely and explained. But there was a definate frost over the meeting

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Best I ever had was with a crossdresser/client. There we were having great kinky fun and I whisper in his ear, 'say something dirty to me hunny', only to have him say...... 'I bet you wish your legs looked as good as mine'. That was the perfect passion killer!

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commited s faux pas while with a WG or client?

For instance say something you shouldn't have done. Did it kill the mood and was it recoverable?

It's what I am famous for darling :)

I told one guy he had a big cock... he looked at me dubiously and said Oh I don't think so... and I replied... well it's the biggest I've seen today........................

Why????

.. I still cringe at that one and there are many more I am just a walking faux pas as well as a flying fuck :)

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Best I ever had was with a crossdresser/client. There we were having great kinky fun and I whisper in his ear, 'say something dirty to me hunny', only to have him say...... 'I bet you wish your legs looked as good as mine'. That was the perfect passion killer!

I've read some absolutely cracking stories on this site since I joined. This one though, has just become my new number one. Thanks for sharing Holly.

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Best I ever had was with a crossdresser/client. There we were having great kinky fun and I whisper in his ear, 'say something dirty to me hunny', only to have him say...... 'I bet you wish your legs looked as good as mine'. That was the perfect passion killer!

So funny... first laugh of the morning.

I told one guy he had a big cock... he looked at me dubiously and said Oh I don't think so... and I replied... well it's the biggest I've seen today........................

How quick was that!

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It's what I am famous for darling :)

I told one guy he had a big cock... he looked at me dubiously and said Oh I don't think so... and I replied... well it's the biggest I've seen today........................

Why????

.. I still cringe at that one and there are many more I am just a walking faux pas as well as a flying fuck :)

That wasn't me was it Sarah? I remember you once very kindly complimenting me on the size of my cock and I gave you a bit of a funny and saying something similar to that.

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Just last week a Lady called me by her husbands name, mid shag :eek: . And I thought i was giving a decent performance at the time!! We did laugh though, as we carried on :P

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Lady who I saw recently in the midlands told me that she had the unfortunate gift of being a medium, and that ghosts would randomly contact her to pass on messages to those still living and then proceeded to tell me all the times it has happened with clients. She said that she finds it a bit of a hindrance but now sees it as her duty! It was a 2hr punt of which half if it was lost whilst she rambled on although I probably wouldn't have been able to get it up to be honest - for some reason I lost the mood. I toyed with the idea of leaving negative feedback, (she had a lot of positive feedback and no mention of this from other punters) but she was talking so passionately about the subject i thought best to leave it.

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:) Clients sometimes do it but they are never aware of it.

Sometimes SP's do it and momentum stalls as a result but they are not aware because the client is too much of a gent to let on. Works both ways.

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One of mine was calling a gentleman John and then when I saw he had a tattoo saying "Kev" on him asking him why he called himself John.

He hadn't, it was me who cocked up by calling him John in the first place, he was just to polite to say so!

I once took a call off a number and the guy who rang that it was Dave, as I told him I knew a few Daves he needed to prompt me a bit more, he said a few words, and I said "Oh yes I recall you, you are Dave Big Balls"........that was then his new nick name from then on on my phone book.

I have called a very regular gentleman friend to me by my husbands name once as well during full on sex, well I started to say his name and then stopped myself, but it was obvious to him what I nearly said.

Lucy :)

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I have called a very regular gentleman friend to me by my husbands name once as well during full on sex, well I started to say his name and then stopped myself, but it was obvious to him what I nearly said.

Hope it never happens the other way around Lucy :).

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I wouldn't mind if it did KK.

I'm too long in to the tooth to let the odd slip of the tongue bother me.

My present hubby has called me his ex wives name twice, but not during sexy times, if he ever did I would laugh my head off especially as they rarely had sex together, well so he tells me <_<

Lucy :)

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I was thinking about you calling out a clients name whilst in the throes of passion with hubby :).

Not likely I am sure.

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I once visited an escort with a very large bag, containing stuff I needed for the day. I rummaged through looking for the envelope with her fee in it. I could not find it and stared to rumamge deeper, pulling stuff out and swering under my breath. I looked up. She was over the other side of the room with her hand reaching behind her back. I reckoned I was a few seconds away from triggering her panic button. I apologised profusely and explained. But there was a definate frost over the meeting

Yes this is the problem with having a punting bag i have found with a small number of WGs, EEs in particular. I always immediately explain so if they can understand English no problem, if they cant it can be a bit awkward. I invite them to search the bag if they so wish.

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commited s faux pas while with a WG or client?

For instance say something you shouldn't have done. Did it kill the mood and was it recoverable?

I have seen some sights believe me. A punter at a sex party wearing his pygamas and slippers, he only took his slippers off while punting, as mad as a march hare.

The infamous Kinky Pete arrive at a party in his full regalia, stockings and suspenders, high heels and a tutu. It put me right off my stroke, even more when i found out it was my spunk he was after. What he hoped for was that i would come over the WG and he would follow her to the toilet and lick it off her. Once i twigged i politely said you wont be getting any of mine mate, he smiled and said no problem fair enough. This guy if he is telling the truth has aged amazingly, he is mid-40s but looks late 20s, it made me wonder if its the spunk, i wont be finding out apart from with my own though.

He did ask him if he was a practising homosexual, he said he was a practising human being, that shut me up.

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He did ask him if he was a practising homosexual, he said he was a practising human being, that shut me up.

How long till he gets it right?

Seriously though, that's a good answer to a stupid question.

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Fanny farts :(

Ahhh yes...................they can be particularly spectacular when the lady is assuming the doggy position and the fella is stoking the olde boilers up to full Ben Hur ramming speed!

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I have seen some sights believe me. A punter at a sex party wearing his pygamas and slippers, he only took his slippers off while punting, as mad as a march hare.

The infamous Kinky Pete arrive at a party in his full regalia, stockings and suspenders, high heels and a tutu. It put me right off my stroke, even more when i found out it was my spunk he was after. What he hoped for was that i would come over the WG and he would follow her to the toilet and lick it off her. Once i twigged i politely said you wont be getting any of mine mate, he smiled and said no problem fair enough. This guy if he is telling the truth has aged amazingly, he is mid-40s but looks late 20s, it made me wonder if its the spunk, i wont be finding out apart from with my own though.

He did ask him if he was a practising homosexual, he said he was a practising human being, that shut me up.

Think I will have to avoid the parties altogether :D

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:) Clients sometimes do it but they are never aware of it.

id say escorts make more faux pas, like not doing what they are supposed to according to their 'enjoys'

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Ahhh yes...................they can be particularly spectacular when the lady is assuming the doggy position and the fella is stoking the olde boilers up to full Ben Hur ramming speed!

Fanny farts kill the mood spectacularly for me, at least i can cross one woman off the list!! :)

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Fanny farts kill the mood spectacularly for me, at least i can cross one woman off the list!! :)

I just can't understand that :blink: Its not as if the woman does fanny farts intentionally. And even if she did, so what?

Fanny farts happens .... very rarely, but they do happen. At worse they are only a momentary diversion and at best an excuse for a laugh together :)

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I've only had fanny farts once so far in my punting career- and that was probably my fault as I had been enthusiastically pumping the young lady in question!

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