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Lmp Is Like Dope

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So, I went to my first LMP. It's going to save me a fortune.

The best ever paid-for sex I've had. Perhaps the best sex. not long after my girlfriend offered me a night of anal and I suggested dinner with friends instead,

If you are struggling to follow why: LMP is so awesome it makes other things look mundane. Why have my woman when I can have several?

Why is it like dope? When I was a teen I smoked grass, then I tried tobacco and I couldn't see the point. I never smoked cigarettes because they were too tame against joints. For some friends cannabis was a gateway drug to tobacco but for me when I grew out of grass, I had no interest in tobacco.

The occasional joint was much cheaper than 20+ a day.

LMP from time to time is going to be a lot cheaper than regular parlours and walk-ups.

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I can understand that

It's been a few years since I last visited LMP but that's not for lack of need to go there, merely the distance and cost.

But I too found it totally addictive and often have a little look at their rota and think how good it would be to go back

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Love Lmp. Glad I don't love to close :-)

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LMP is like being in your own porn film! The venue is fantastic, the girls are so filthy and will not leave you alone (so there is never any need to ask) and if you have the stamina, you can end up with 4, 5 or even more girls working on your body.

I have been 6 times now and am back next week (already booked in, no need to see the rota as all the girls are amazing).

Thank heavens for Emma, Moss and Dwain. Long may they party!

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How do these parties work? Do you have to get involved? I know that seems like an insane question but sometimes you don't wanna feel pressured if you get me

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How do these parties work? Do you have to get involved? I know that seems like an insane question but sometimes you don't wanna feel pressured if you get me

You make a booking, turn up, put your money and valuables into an envelope which you put whatever name you choose on, seal it, give it to the staff, grab a robe and towel, have a shower, then a drink if you want one and the party starts at the agreed time. You then punt away for as long or short as you wish within the 2 hours, have a shower or just get dressed and get your envelope and pay on exit.

You do what you wish, your the one paying after all, if you wish to watch or sit upstairs you can but you will pay the same £140 for 2 hours as other punters. There are no private areas to punt in, its group sex, others can watch or join in as they wish.

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You make a booking, turn up, put your money and valuables into an envelope which you put whatever name you choose on, seal it, give it to the staff, grab a robe and towel, have a shower, then a drink if you want one and the party starts at the agreed time. You then punt away for as long or short as you wish within the 2 hours, have a shower or just get dressed and get your envelope and pay on exit.

You do what you wish, your the one paying after all, if you wish to watch or sit upstairs you can but you will pay the same £140 for 2 hours as other punters. There are no private areas to punt in, its group sex, others can watch or join in as they wish.

have you ever met anyone you know there? and do you see the same blokes there again and again?

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have you ever met anyone you know there? and do you see the same blokes there again and again?

Yes i saw my barber their, i had been a customer of his for many years and turns out he had been punting for longer than me. Had a good laugh about that with him since. Yes sometimes there are punters i know at parties, some even meet up and go together.

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have you ever met anyone you know there? and do you see the same blokes there again and again?

I met smiths there :lol:

Some blokes do go there again and again. They are the lucky bastards.... :lol:

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How do these parties work? Do you have to get involved? I know that seems like an insane question but sometimes you don't wanna feel pressured if you get me

you're paying money to shag fit girls, dont you think the idea of walking out of there having paid your money but not done anything would put pressure on you anyway

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The big problem for me would be that reverse oral is practically my number one priority on a punt, and I think I might be a teensy-weensy finicky about doing it in those circumstances.

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I met smiths there :lol:

Some blokes do go there again and again. They are the lucky bastards.... :lol:

I did too, i truly do wish I could get there more often

The big problem for me would be that reverse oral is practically my number one priority on a punt, and I think I might be a teensy-weensy finicky about doing it in those circumstances.

I don't know, I spent ages lapping away at porn star Jewels at the first party I went to, during which some girl I didn't even see started tugging on the tackle and gave me a quick blowjob. So it does have a lot to be said about it

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I met smiths there :lol:

Some blokes do go there again and again. They are the lucky bastards.... :lol:

And i met you. :D Sorry mate only just seen this post. When i first went to LMP there was a guy who had his own food with him and i assumed he was staff who joined in. No, he was a punter, now he was their virtually every time i went for quite a time and i was going then at least 3 times a week for 6 parties. ;)

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Love Lmp. Glad I don't love to close :-)

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LMP is like being in your own porn film! The venue is fantastic, the girls are so filthy and will not leave you alone (so there is never any need to ask) and if you have the stamina, you can end up with 4, 5 or even more girls working on your body.

I have been 6 times now and am back next week (already booked in, no need to see the rota as all the girls are amazing).

Thank heavens for Emma, Moss and Dwain. Long may they party!

When we turned up last week, Dwain and Moss were off and Antonia and Barbara were the hosts.

have you ever met anyone you know there? and do you see the same blokes there again and again?

I have been going there for 6 years now and have always turned up with a friend of mine, sometimes 3 of us.

As usual, do not have to enquire who is working, as you always get a good service.

On this occassion, Jayda, Eva, Ivanna, Daniella, Nadia (NEW), Francesca and Toni (NEW) were working.

As we usually stay for a 4 hr session during midweek, there is always a 1hr break where we chill out

and have a "picnic" upstairs (as Emma calls it).

On this trip, it turned out to be Newbie Toni's 2nd day, and had a great time with her, as well as the other girls.

Later on, found out that she is a Pornstar, and charges £300 per hr, according to her profile on the other site!!

That's another on my list of Pornstars I've seen at a Party, both Natasha's and LMP.

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Not as quick as I used to be, and getting it up again in the time could be a problem for me. Would live to go but...

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Attending my first LMP party tomorrow at 7pm and can't wait...... :):D

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Not as quick as I used to be, and getting it up again in the time could be a problem for me. Would live to go but...

Don't worry. There is never any pressure. Plus you get to sit and watch really hot girls fucking and sucking for real, rather than on screen and then join in when you are ready

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I'm 61 and courtesy of a NHS cock up pun intended little Dave doesn't work as well as he did but the girls are awesome I used to only manage 1 pop per party twice recently they easily managed to get 2 out of my 61 year old cock and nearly a 3rd in 2 hours. Am attending the 4 hour Anniversary party so hope for 3 or more. Should be fun these girls are better than any drug today 13 mobile viagra substitutes need I say more.

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Could anyone give me a rough idea where they're based? Like nearest tube station? I'm down in London for a week and would love to go, but sadly have prior arrangements each afternoon/evening, so their location would be a big factor in knowing how much time I'll have. Would it be worth it if I can only make it for an hour? I've read endless comments on LMP and get the impression a lot of guys leave earlier anyway.

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Could anyone give me a rough idea where they're based? Like nearest tube station? I'm down in London for a week and would love to go, but sadly have prior arrangements each afternoon/evening, so their location would be a big factor in knowing how much time I'll have. Would it be worth it if I can only make it for an hour? I've read endless comments on LMP and get the impression a lot of guys leave earlier anyway.

Lancaster Gate is the nearest tube station, they are about a 5-10 minute walk from their. I wouldnt go for just an hour myself having never been to less to 2 parties their on the day but its of course up to you, you pay the same £140 whether you leave early or not. I havent noticed many punters leaving early myself over the years, more arriving late than left early actually.

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Thanks Smiths. Sadly that's a 15 minute longer journey to where I need to be than I was predicting. Guess I'll save this one for another time.

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Re: LMP 8th Anniversary party pics

is it the first lady ( from left to right ) in the third pics ( from left to right ) whose name is: Jess ?

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Re: LMP 8th Anniversary party pics

is it the first lady ( from left to right ) in the third pics ( from left to right ) whose name is: Jess ?

If you mean this pic, from left to right if I'm not mistaken, it's Lorena, Mariah, Scarlet, Peace, Lisa, Yolanda & Jodi.

If it's Spanish/Brazilian Lorena you're looking for she appears to have left LMP and I don't know where she works now.

Jess is a Finnish auburn haired lady in her ealy 30s, very sexy, she used to do FS in MK, but no more, only massage with HR here.

Highly recommended is Mariah, who offers 1-2-1 here as Tina.

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Thank you. Mr Venture. and very sorry for my mistake. FYI. my question is: Is it the first lady ( from right to left ) in the third pics ( from right to left who behind Vanessa ) is Jess ? where she work 1 2 1 now ?

Looking forward to yr reply and thank you very much again !

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