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When you think you have heard it all...

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After five years of escorting there are very few requests that I have not heard before but this week I had a new one, yippeeedoo!

The client asked me to get up on my knees, he cupped his hand underneath me and said 'fill my hand up with your juices' :cool::P

Now I am just wondering 'how on earth am I meant to do that exactly?!!'

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Now I am just wondering 'how on earth am I meant to do that exactly?!!'

Push.

If that fails push harder.

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Push.

If that fails push harder.

It's a boy! Congratulations. lol

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And I thought I didn't know what I'm talking about... :cool:

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Ha ha, I've heard of you working girls having to be ersatz lovers, stand-in porn stars, confidantes, therapists and a whole lot more. However, it's the first time I've heard of one who is asked to be a ....

.... drinks dispenser :mad::D:D !

Weirdo ! Put him on the banned list in your mobile Pia :mad:

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I would have fell about..... how did he expect you to do that you should have cut an orange in half told him to close his eyes and squeezed it LOL :mad:

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Had he just come out of a nearby pub?

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Sounds like a bit of a Smoothie to me... :D

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Hi honi, that's very funny lol :D so, did anything come out ? ! :) xxx

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:D:eek: What did you say to him???

Yes Pia, would be glad of an answer to that one:):)

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Yes Pia, would be glad of an answer to that one:):)

She said "Now you're Milking it....." :D

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She said "Now you're Milking it....." :D

Or maybe something along the lines of "If it's juices you want, how about I give your lemons a hard squeeze ?" :):eek:;)

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Or maybe something along the lines of "If it's juices you want, how about I give your lemons a hard squeeze ?" :D:eek::)

"Whilst you tug my plums.... and loose your Cherry" ;)

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"Whilst you tug my plums.... and loose your Cherry" :D

It's a good job Strawberry wasn't there :)

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It's a good job Strawberry wasn't there :)

Yes, quite. Might have sat on Northwinds and giving you- well, wind :D:p:p

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It's a good job Strawberry wasn't there :D

lol....... he wouldn't have been able to handle that.... he might have got squash xx

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Yes, quite. Might have sat on Northwinds and giving you- well, wind :D:p:p

I wasn't there, but I wouldn't mind being sat on by Strawberry any day. I'd promise not to burp or fart if she did :).

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I wasn't there, but I wouldn't mind being sat on by Strawberry any day. I'd promise not to burp or fart if she did :).

Or do any rasberries :D

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I wasn't there, but I wouldn't mind being sat on by Strawberry any day. I'd promise not to burp or fart if she did .

Yes, well we'd better just leave it that you just got squashed eh ? :D:p

I'm sorry NW I just couldn't help putting that in! :) you prob want to squash me terrible now ;)sori xxx

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Yes, well we'd better just leave it that you just got squashed eh ? :D:p

I'm sorry NW I just couldn't help putting that in! :) you prob want to squash me terrible now ;)sori xxx

That's OK Tash, I accept I got up your nose on the other thread, so a sori xxx from me as well. I didn't mean to annoy anyone and saw the above as good natured ribbing only. Nighty night everyone. I am off to bed to dream of Strawberry sitting on me (who wouldn't squash me at all, I am sure).

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:D:eek: What did you say to him???

Lol, just read all the replies to my thread.. I did not say much really - sorry to disappoint! Professionalism I suppose.. Just smiled as if 'yes dear, in your dreams' and giggled inside.

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