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Do You Like The Toilet?

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You often have to make allowances for imperfect translations into English:

Hello and welcome to STÉPHANIE-SOFIA magnificent escort masterly(ambitious) independent. Very well educated, what allows you to think that you will cross(spend) a moment very interessant in my company. I love the ambitious men(people), smart and who are successful in what they begin(undertake). I indeed have on a weak(weakness) for the hotel of luxury, gourmet restaurants, I am in the best slice(edge) of age for a woman, also I know exactly what suits me and what a man needs. I am very feminine, I like toilet and possess a guarding(nurse) very supplied sexy dress, lingerie and shoes.. I promises you, if you come to see me once, you will always return Call Me. Your Luxury companion - Attention I am very selective, I save myself only to the real gentlemen! Phtos trés réeelle and recent not dappel deprived thank you.

I do not re-lay numeros deprive, mask, fixed and vulgar.!

STEPHANIE:07587568249

SOFIA:07423106154

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Can't stop here to post. I'm on my way to pay a visit!

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Clearly not well educated in the UK!

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It has obviously been written in one language and then probably put through some sort of trtanslation software to turn it into English. But it is perfectly comprehensible. "Toilet" is being used here in the now rather archaic sense of "dressing". She is saying she likes dressing up and has a nurse's uniform as well as a selection of lingerie and footwear. Nothing wrong with that.

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It has obviously been written in one language and then probably put through some sort of trtanslation software to turn it into English. But it is perfectly comprehensible. "Toilet" is being used here in the now rather archaic sense of "dressing". She is saying she likes dressing up and has a nurse's uniform as well as a selection of lingerie and footwear. Nothing wrong with that.

This is excellent :)

...along with the attitude too ;)

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I had the lovely Shanelle round to Pokeyacres for an outcall one time shortly after the guest bathroom han been completely re-worked and she exclaimed "I love your bathroom tiles!"

I know! I'll get me coat.

Uncle Pokey

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I had the lovely Shanelle round to Pokeyacres for an outcall one time shortly after the guest bathroom han been completely re-worked and she exclaimed "I love your bathroom tiles!"

I know! I'll get me coat.

Uncle Pokey

Dirrrrty gal, admiring your toilet so brazenly!!

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You often have to make allowances for imperfect translations into English:

Hello and welcome to STÉPHANIE-SOFIA magnificent escort masterly(ambitious) independent. Very well educated, what allows you to think that you will cross(spend) a moment very interessant in my company. I love the ambitious men(people), smart and who are successful in what they begin(undertake). I indeed have on a weak(weakness) for the hotel of luxury, gourmet restaurants, I am in the best slice(edge) of age for a woman, also I know exactly what suits me and what a man needs. I am very feminine, I like toilet and possess a guarding(nurse) very supplied sexy dress, lingerie and shoes.. I promises you, if you come to see me once, you will always return Call Me. Your Luxury companion - Attention I am very selective, I save myself only to the real gentlemen! Phtos trés réeelle and recent not dappel deprived thank you.

I do not re-lay numeros deprive, mask, fixed and vulgar.!

STEPHANIE:07587568249

SOFIA:07423106154

How did you copy and paste that? Assuming its from the Purple site, that is.

Yes, its always easy to laugh at foreigners struggling with a language other than their own, but its not a problem is it?

Or is it? I rang a newcomer who had a reasonably good profile to find that she couldn't speak more than a tad of English. This didn't bide well for a succesfull punt, so it became a problem for me and, I suppose for her.

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How did you copy and paste that? Assuming its from the Purple site, that is.

Yes, its always easy to laugh at foreigners struggling with a language other than their own, but its not a problem is it?

Or is it? I rang a newcomer who had a reasonably good profile to find that she couldn't speak more than a tad of English. This didn't bide well for a succesfull punt, so it became a problem for me and, I suppose for her.

It was on Vivastreet. I simply copied it from there, then pasted it on here.

I never suggested it was a problem, just that it's perhaps mildly amusing that in the midst of a 'sexy' piece to turn us on and to make us want to have sex with her, she's decided to tell us that she likes the toilet. Clearly a mistake in translation, but mildly amusing, never the less.

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It was on Vivastreet. I simply copied it from there, then pasted it on here.

I never suggested it was a problem, just that it's perhaps mildly amusing that in the midst of a 'sexy' piece to turn us on and to make us want to have sex with her, she's decided to tell us that she likes the toilet. Clearly a mistake in translation, but mildly amusing, never the less.

I fitted a bathroom for one of my regular ladies, I can't recall, but I may/could have asked this same question!

Hell of a job, having to keep stopping work when she had a client...

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How did you copy and paste that? Assuming its from the Purple site, that is.

Yes, its always easy to laugh at foreigners struggling with a language other than their own, but its not a problem is it?

Or is it? I rang a newcomer who had a reasonably good profile to find that she couldn't speak more than a tad of English. This didn't bide well for a succesfull punt, so it became a problem for me and, I suppose for her.

As long as a WG can understand the basics like whether she offers what i require at the price on her profile it could be punt on, not being good at speaking English isnt a necessity to me, its preferable but i have had good punts with many poor English speakers over the years.

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You often have to make allowances for imperfect translations into English:

Hello and welcome to STÉPHANIE-SOFIA magnificent escort masterly(ambitious) independent. Very well educated, what allows you to think that you will cross(spend) a moment very interessant in my company. I love the ambitious men(people), smart and who are successful in what they begin(undertake). I indeed have on a weak(weakness) for the hotel of luxury, gourmet restaurants, I am in the best slice(edge) of age for a woman, also I know exactly what suits me and what a man needs. I am very feminine, I like toilet and possess a guarding(nurse) very supplied sexy dress, lingerie and shoes.. I promises you, if you come to see me once, you will always return Call Me. Your Luxury companion - Attention I am very selective, I save myself only to the real gentlemen! Phtos trés réeelle and recent not dappel deprived thank you.

I do not re-lay numeros deprive, mask, fixed and vulgar.!

STEPHANIE:07587568249

SOFIA:07423106154

It makes for lovely reading and brings a smile on...

I myself have a weakness for beetroot raw broad beans and midget gems, but that does not quite have the same appeal............... LOL

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Read any historical novel and you will find ladies attending their "toilette" ;)

Yes it is just the doing of the hair and powdering of the face etc......

Online translations are fine for the occasional word or two but to try and

compose a whole text can be a disaster. Better to find someone who actually

speaks the language to do the job for you.

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Read any historical novel and you will find ladies attending their "toilette" ;)

Yes it is just the doing of the hair and powdering of the face etc......

Online translations are fine for the occasional word or two but to try and

compose a whole text can be a disaster. Better to find someone who actually

speaks the language to do the job for you.

Best example of that I know is this interview with Madonna, which, as explained at the top, went back and forth between English and Hungarian several times. The result is almost sublime, and you can work out pretty well what was being said on both sides:

http://www.astro.umd.edu/~avondale/extra/Humor/SexAndLove/Madonna.html

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toilet was originally dressing and stuff but was used an an euphamism for water closet. Lavatory was washing also before it too became another euphamism.

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You often have to make allowances for imperfect translations into English:

Hello and welcome to STÉPHANIE-SOFIA magnificent escort masterly(ambitious) independent. Very well educated,

I am in the best slice(edge) of age for a woman,

what is the best slice of age for a woman.

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