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Originally I was going to ask WG's opinions of guys with hairy legs and what they thought of guys who waxed but also as a general all round question, when getting ready for an appointment I wondered how much time guys put into their appearance? Obviously, being clean and nice after shave, body spray aside in terms of clothing, would you treat your appointment as if it were a night out on the town, a date or maybe just visiting someone?

Does it depend on what the WG is going to be wearing? As in if you had pre-discussed this on the phone? If you normally rock the jeans and a t-shirt is this what you would wear for your appointment? Reason I ask is, as I continue to ponder my first time I wouldn't know how to treat the appointment - based on the above a night out, date or private visit where appearance doesn't matter.

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Originally I was going to ask WG's opinions of guys with hairy legs and what they thought of guys who waxed but also as a general all round question, when getting ready for an appointment I wondered how much time guys put into their appearance? Obviously, being clean and nice after shave, body spray aside in terms of clothing, would you treat your appointment as if it were a night out on the town, a date or maybe just visiting someone?

Does it depend on what the WG is going to be wearing? As in if you had pre-discussed this on the phone? If you normally rock the jeans and a t-shirt is this what you would wear for your appointment? Reason I ask is, as I continue to ponder my first time I wouldn't know how to treat the appointment - based on the above a night out, date or private visit where appearance doesn't matter.

I am clean and tidy usually wearing clothes that i think blend in to the surroundings, so a posh hotel i might feel better in a suit, at a WGs own premises i might feel better dressed casually. It makes no difference what the WG is wearing because asap she wont be wearing anything hopefully so i dont concern myself about that.

I advise wearing what you feel comfortable in as thats likely to make you feel better and more at ease, but if worried ask the WG.

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Personally, I don't care what a man wears as long as he is clean. It isn't a date so he doesn't need to impress me. I think for most men they wear what they happen to be wearing when they sneak off to see me so I guess they don't have a choice. If you're going to see a woman from home, just be yourself, what you feel comfortable in and be clean! :)

Oh and I hate strong aftershave, it gives me a headache so I prefer chaps without!

In terms of body hair on men again I don't care, but I know from conversations on here a lot of women prefer a man to have hairless balls!

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Personally, I don't care what a man wears as long as he is clean. It isn't a date so he doesn't need to impress me. I think for most men they wear what they happen to be wearing when they sneak off to see me so I guess they don't have a choice. If you're going to see a woman from home, just be yourself, what you feel comfortable in and be clean! :)

Oh and I hate strong aftershave, it gives me a headache so I prefer chaps without!

In terms of body hair on men again I don't care, but I know from conversations on here a lot of women prefer a man to have hairless balls!

How does one go about getting hairless balls?

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How does one go about getting hairless balls?

Two choices:

shave them before the appointment

or

visit a dom and let her pluck them out one by one

:wacko:

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How does one go about getting hairless balls?

I have heard that a few guys pluck them out one by one, that must take an age though.

Then again I have heard some shave their pubes, that is the quick way.

Lucy :)

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Great minds Adele :D

:)

I offer a shaving service but have only done it a handful of times.

I remember once on an outcall.... a man I knew fairly well and got on great with...

asked me if I would shave him... on his bed.

Of course says I .... we laid a towel down... I got a jug of hot water and the razor...

lots of soapy liquid.... and off we went.....

It was the messiest and most hilarious fun.... but unfortunately I was not very skilled

and he got razor nicks here and there.....

all in a day's work.... :P

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Oh I don't mind what my client wears, not a jot. Whether it's casual or smart (and it really does depend on the situation) I can always tell when a clients made an effort in terms of grooming/preparation* and I find it very endearing. :wub:

*And this involves no painful hair removal I'd like to add! haha

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I go for what I feel comfortable in, because then I will arrive in a relaxed happy mood with a nice smile for my lady. I go for linen trousers or smart jeans, simple T-Shirt.

On the cosmetic side I do like to pamper myself the extra mile before an appointment. Shower (or preferably a luxury bubble bath if time), shave and hair wash obvs, but also some little treats like body scrub and moisturiser, cut and clean nails, and a trim of the down-there hair. Just before ringing the bell, little spray of scent, bit of lip balm and a mint.

So yes, this is like my regime for a night out so I guess it is like that for me, at least on the body side. I normally wear more special clothes for a night out and even a smidge of glitter if I'm going dancing (yeah, sue me) but I like to keep the clothes simple for escort bookings.

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I have heard that a few guys pluck them out one by one, that must take an age though.

Then again I have heard some shave their pubes, that is the quick way.

Lucy :)

The thought of plucking them out - ouch. Shaved, very carefully, especially if it's the day of a booking, is not a problem. And easier to maintain after the first time.

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Does it depend on what the WG is going to be wearing? As in if you had pre-discussed this on the phone? If you normally rock the jeans and a t-shirt is this what you would wear for your appointment? Reason I ask is, as I continue to ponder my first time I wouldn't know how to treat the appointment - based on the above a night out, date or private visit where appearance doesn't matter.

Rock the jeans and a t-shirt if it's what you feel comfy in - it doesn't really matter as it all ends up on the floor. Don't wear high-top converse though (this is just from personal experience), they're insanely hard to get off quickly, and it's a bit of a hopping on one foot passion killer...Clothes that are easy to take off in a hurry work best, 'cuse once you're naked then wayhey, who really cares about anything?(could you get some of those velcro trousers that male strippers have?That'd work, and would be very, very funny).

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Trim beard a few days before to number 3 (too close to the appointment and its sharp and stubbly). If beard is long a unruly, wash and condition.

Trim nails.

Go to the loo, shower, shampoo and conditon. Doddery Aunt.

Casual appearance, nice skiddies, good socks.

Clean teeth, take mints with you.

Calm nerves, deep breathing.

Just before knocking on door, blow nose to ensure that one can breathe deeply (can't use mouth when licking pussy).

Easy to get off shoes. Take socks off, many don't I'm told.

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The thought of plucking them out - ouch. Shaved, very carefully, especially if it's the day of a booking, is not a problem. And easier to maintain after the first time.

It's amazing how easy a bic razor glides over your balls. I shave them every other day in the shower, a couple of extra minutes and they are lovely and smooth. Could never go back to hairy balls... As you say after the first time much easier to maintain.

Also there is a certain WG in ascot who love smooth balls :-)

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It's amazing how easy a bic razor glides over your balls. I shave them every other day in the shower, a couple of extra minutes and they are lovely and smooth. Could never go back to hairy balls... As you say after the first time much easier to maintain.

Also there is a certain WG in ascot who love smooth balls :-)

Really? Who she?

Once you start shaving your balls, you will never go back to hair again!

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Another vote for couldn't care less but no fragrance please. I do think not being conspicuous (as smiths has mentioned) is worth considering depending on where the lady is working, but that's about all. The only thing important to me otherwise is that it's clean, or more specifically not smelly; I don't mind proper work muck provided it doesn't get all over the house :).

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When I go for a punt I'm always wearing casual clothes, because I feel comfortable in them. As long as t-shirt is not worn out, I'm good.

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Another vote for couldn't care less but no fragrance please. I do think not being conspicuous (as smiths has mentioned) is worth considering depending on where the lady is working, but that's about all. The only thing important to me otherwise is that it's clean, or more specifically not smelly; I don't mind proper work muck provided it doesn't get all over the house :).

Second visit to a very discrete lady who had e-mailed me a scenario: 'I'll leave the door open, you come in, lock the door, come up the stairs to my bedroom where I will be laying with my legs wide open. Without saying a word you undress and go down on my waiting pussy'.

Well it nearly went to plan, but being the fool that I am, I had a Fez in a bag and I climbed the stairs wearing this...

Some laughter was heard and I can assure the readers that muff diving in a Fez is not easy!

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Oh and I hate strong aftershave, it gives me a headache so I prefer chaps without!

Come to think of it, what is the best way to wear aftershave?? If you douse yourself in it it's too strong as you mentioned, but the way I usually do it is useless - Spray twice both cheeks and behind the ears and then once on each wrist. By the time I'm out the door the smell has gone!

My weapon of choice is Only the brave by the way.

I go for what I feel comfortable in, because then I will arrive in a relaxed happy mood with a nice smile for my lady. I go for linen trousers or smart jeans, simple T-Shirt.

On the cosmetic side I do like to pamper myself the extra mile before an appointment. Shower (or preferably a luxury bubble bath if time), shave and hair wash obvs, but also some little treats like body scrub and moisturiser, cut and clean nails, and a trim of the down-there hair. Just before ringing the bell, little spray of scent, bit of lip balm and a mint.

So yes, this is like my regime for a night out so I guess it is like that for me, at least on the body side. I normally wear more special clothes for a night out and even a smidge of glitter if I'm going dancing (yeah, sue me) but I like to keep the clothes simple for escort bookings.

I'm the same for a night out or meeting people so I'm thinking I may make the effort for any future appointments I make. Also, I like a good dance too! I've been known to bust a move to Whitney Houstons "Wanna dance with somebody"!

Clothes that are easy to take off in a hurry work best, 'cuse once you're naked then wayhey, who really cares about anything?(could you get some of those velcro trousers that male strippers have?That'd work, and would be very, very funny).

You might be onto something there, maybe I'll run it by my prospective lady of choice :D

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You might be onto something there, maybe I'll run it by my prospective lady of choice :D

No don't!Just rock up in an American Cop costume, with a handle-bar moustache and a portable CD player...then suprise her with an impromptu 'strip' show.

If you could also do it very seriously without laughing and lots of pelvic thrusting - preferably in front of a mirror, t'would be epically hilarious ( for me...maybe don't do that actaully?).

Bonne chance Starsalign...

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I go for what I feel comfortable in, because then I will arrive in a relaxed happy mood with a nice smile for my lady. I go for linen trousers or smart jeans, simple T-Shirt.

On the cosmetic side I do like to pamper myself the extra mile before an appointment. Shower (or preferably a luxury bubble bath if time), shave and hair wash obvs, but also some little treats like body scrub and moisturiser, cut and clean nails, and a trim of the down-there hair. Just before ringing the bell, little spray of scent, bit of lip balm and a mint.

So yes, this is like my regime for a night out so I guess it is like that for me, at least on the body side. I normally wear more special clothes for a night out and even a smidge of glitter if I'm going dancing (yeah, sue me) but I like to keep the clothes simple for escort bookings.

I thought I was bad in taking 3 hours to get ready for a punt...I see I am not the only one :P:D:wub:

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What a posse of metrosexuals we have in here!

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Thank you Starsalign for one of the funniest threads I've read. Talk about lateral thinking. The jump from teeth and aftershave to hairy balls was mindboggling !!!

I do have a pair of socks that I only wear when punting. They're always clean and I do remove them. I think it looks so tacky if you leave them on. Ok in Benidorm with a pair of sandals but not in lady's bed.

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How does one go about getting hairless balls?

You could try shaving them

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when getting ready for an appointment I wondered how much time guys put into their appearance? Obviously, being clean and nice after shave, body spray aside in terms of clothing, would you treat your appointment as if it were a night out on the town, a date or maybe just visiting someone?

I dress in whatever clothes I'm comfortable in, and as sometimes I've slipped off for a punt while gardening I have sometimes turned up in fairly ropey togs, but what do the clothes matter? Wear whatever you feel comforable wearing in the street. But they must be Clean - I wash my face, armpits, pubes etc. before a punt and make sure shirt and knickers are fresh. Who wants to smell my sweaty pits or cheesy balls? I usually shave too, as I'm a fan of RO and don't want to sandpaper the poor girl! I hate scent and aftershave, the smell of a clean body is so much nicer! Usualy SPs don't wear scent - presumably because it would linger on the punters and could be hard to explain at home. Few SPs wear lipstick (for the same reason?). One of the few reasons I would abandon a punt at the start would be if the SP wore scent or makeup - too dangerous - Ms SlimGuy has a suspicous mind, the nose of a bloodhound and an eye for details that would put a forensic scientist to shame!

Edited: So I'm careful with the shaving if she's around - a bit of a giveaway!

Edited by SlimGuy

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