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Three No-shows In A Row, Gah!

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Temporarily, I have some reduced lower limb mobility that will continue for some weeks. So currently I’m stuck indoors unable to drive and bored shitless. I thought that an outcall would cheer me up. In preparation I ceased taking analgesics on Thursday as they prevent orgasm. I arranged an outcall with a parlour girl I’ve seen several times over recent weeks. We agreed on £500 for three hours plus cab fare.

The meeting was scheduled for midday on Friday. At 1400 I sent her a text asking if she was OK, she didn’t respond. At 1600 she didn’t pick up when I rang. At 1900 she rang me to apologise for some unforeseen domestic disaster and rescheduled, promising to arrive at midday on Saturday. She didn’t show and kept her phone switched off.

Undaunted, I rang another girl whom I’ve known for several years, and she promised to come at 2200 hours that night, Saturday. At midnight and 0200 hours she blanked both of my calls. I have a personal number for her, but I didn’t want to be indiscreet – it was late. I’ve not heard from her since.

Yesterday I undertook some serious research and booked a girl who sounded enthusiastic, professional and reliable. She wanted a whopping £250 an hour and she could only manage Monday. After hearing of my cancellation woes she promised to definitely arrive at midday today, Monday. This morning I took a cab to the cash dispenser and withdrew enough funds to cover any eventuality.

Midday passed and I rang her at 1400 hours enquiring about her ETA, to which she testily snapped, “I’m on my way, I’ll be there in a minute.” Not wishing to upset her I’ve not rung again. The journey distance is under six miles. It’s now 1906 hours and I feel bloody miserable.

I realise that the unexpected happens but three no-shows in a row? What are the chances, eh? I just wish they’d rung and cancelled, giving me time to look elsewhere. No major drama, I’ve not lost any money but a very disappointing outcome all the same. I shall try again during the week.

Anyway on a cheerier note I’ve just boshed some gear so the pain will soon stop and my mood will improve. It seems I’ll have to settle for 12 hours of porn and a DIY session with the wanking spanner. Hey ho.

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Hark at this chronicle of misfortune.

Temporarily, I have some reduced lower limb mobility that will continue for some weeks. So currently I’m stuck indoors unable to drive and bored shitless. I thought that an outcall would cheer me up. In preparation I ceased taking analgesics on Thursday as they prevent orgasm. I arranged an outcall with a parlour girl I’ve seen several times over recent weeks. We agreed on £500 for three hours plus cab fare.

The meeting was scheduled for midday on Friday. At 1400 I sent her a text asking if she was OK, she didn’t respond. At 1600 she didn’t pick up when I rang. At 1900 she rang me to apologise for some unforeseen domestic disaster and rescheduled, promising to arrive at midday on Saturday. She didn’t show and kept her phone switched off.

Undaunted, I rang another girl whom I’ve known for several years, and she promised to come at 2200 hours that night, Saturday. At midnight and 0200 hours she blanked both of my calls. I have a personal number for her, but I didn’t want to be indiscreet – it was late. I’ve not heard from her since.

Yesterday I undertook some serious research and booked a girl who sounded enthusiastic, professional and reliable. She wanted a whopping £250 an hour and she could only manage Monday. After hearing of my cancellation woes she promised to definitely arrive at midday today, Monday. This morning I took a cab to the cash dispenser and withdrew enough funds to cover any eventuality.

Midday passed and I rang her at 1400 hours enquiring about her ETA, to which she testily snapped, “I’m on my way, I’ll be there in a minute.” Not wishing to upset her I’ve not rung again. The journey distance is under six miles. It’s now 1906 hours and I feel bloody miserable.

I realise that the unexpected happens but three no-shows in a row? What are the chances, eh? I just wish they’d rung and cancelled, giving me time to look elsewhere. No major drama, I’ve not lost any money but a very disappointing outcome all the same. I shall try again during the week.

Anyway on a cheerier note I’ve just boshed some gear so the pain will soon stop and my mood will improve. It seems I’ll have to settle for 12 hours of porn and a DIY session with the wanking spanner. Hey ho.

Sorry to hear about this mate, i hope it goes better next time. :)

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Sorry to hear of your woes.I hope the gear does its job and that happier hour are ahead.

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Sorry to hear of your misfortunes.

Forgive me here....

3x a lady - Is this a record here?

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WNP: Ouchie! I wish you luck next time

Superego: Yes, I'd say it's a bit richie.

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3x a lady - Is this a record here?

Once, twice, but in this case there were three no shows, so no record release.

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Wow that is bad....I've had 3 no shows in a row with clients before today..goes to show you there are prats on both sides of the fence sadly.

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Unlucky mate :( Hope the next one more than makes up for the bad luck!

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Anyway on a cheerier note I’ve just boshed some gear so the pain will soon stop and my mood will improve. It seems I’ll have to settle for 12 hours of porn and a DIY session with the wanking spanner. Hey ho.

Christ! :eek: No wonder you ended up with reduced lower limb mobility! :D

BTW..is your place hard to find?

Keep at it. Maybe you should try researching a local outcall agency.

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The money you're talking about they are missing out on some good earnings, I can't imagine many of the indies I've known over the years not turning up for that sort of sum.

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I am shocked and horrified that girls would react this way, especially as two of them you have seen before. I thought it was just the girls that this sort of thing happened to.

Have you heard from any of them since? I would complain to the parlour they work at as it looks bad on them. If they changed their mind they should have just said and grovelled for forgiveness.

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Wow, three no shows, that definitely can be annoying. I'm guessing that's just bad luck though. Four times a charm in this situation.

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Thanks for the kind words, everyone.

I feel so much better today. I’ve had a wank, slept reasonably well and the painkillers have kicked in.

I needed to vent my frustration yesterday otherwise I would internalise the problem leaving me feeling depressed which becomes hard to shift, especially being cooped up indoors all the time.

TBH I’m relieved that the last girl didn’t show. I’d be sitting here thinking: £750, you muppet, you’ve just spunked nearly a fucking grand on a three hour punt!

The second girl was the surprise let-down, the one whose personal number I have. She’s probably taken the view that because she knows me and it was at my home, it would only represent a minor inconvenience to me. She’s been here before several times, socially – not on paid outcalls. I live in Blackheath so she usually parks up here and we cab it up to the clubs in Vauxhall before returning here to crash. She goes home the next day. This outcall was obviously going to be a financial arrangement, but she always charges me a very reasonable mates’ rates, cheaper than the monkey I’d have blown on the first girl.

No doubt she’ll ring in a few days offering to make it up and saying something like, “Sorry about the other day btw, but so-and-so rang with such-and-such an emergency and I had to, blah blah”. I always have to suffer some long-winded story about a silly problem that she converts into a major catastrophe, a few of which I’ve had to resolve on her behalf. Meh!

Once, about a year ago, she phoned me up in the dead of night and got me out of bed because she’d ‘broken down’ on a lonely country road near Sevenoaks with no AA membership. She’s alone, frightened and crying. So I’ve belted down 20 miles in a 4WD with a towing hook only to discover that the hood from the air filter had worked loose. It was obviously responsible for the “terrible, REALLY LOUD BANGING, noises that sounds like the car’s going to BLOW UP”. That’s what she’s like; a bit self-obsessed with a tendency to exaggerate and an absence of self-awareness that can lurch from endearing to downright annoying. Yesterday it was really fucking annoying. But I’ll forgive her. The other two girls, however, are blanked.

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Gosh that must have had you wondering if there is something wrong with you. Sometimes these girls astound me, thats a lot of money to walk away from and the lack of manners is unforgivable too.

I've seen it so many times in the past, especially with some of the younger girls, they have a couple of good days then go off on a spending spree turning the phone off and not a thought to those they are letting down.

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TBH I’m relieved that the last girl didn’t show. I’d be sitting here thinking: £750, you muppet, you’ve just spunked nearly a fucking grand on a three hour punt!

I am glad to hear you are in a better frame of mind today .

The amount of times I have wanted a punt, and for whatever reason the punts get cancelled. I move heaven and earth to try to resurrect the existing one and/or to fallback on plan b

(and sometimes that doesn't work out either)...Only like yourself to think hours and/or day afterwards that is money well saved. :P

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