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Do's And Don'ts For Reviews

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Here are a couple of suggestions. More welcome!

DON'T say "what happened between me and x will remain our special secret" .......Its a REVIEW for f***s sake. Tell it how it was!

DON'T say "x is worth twice as much" ......or next week she will be!

DON'T give us a blow by blow account of your virility, stamina and manhood. We are all Adonis's and hung like stallions so no need to brag!

DO tell us BRIEFLY what the location was, its safety, access and parking, cost, any extras, the girls appearance, resemblance to photographs and attitude, services offered, and, most importantly, any negatives.

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DO tell us BRIEFLY what the location was, its safety, access and parking, cost, any extras, the girls appearance, resemblance to photographs and attitude, services offered, and, most importantly, any negatives.

To me these are the most important points and definitely were honesty must prevail. Especially if you made a request for a particular service/ manner of dress etc and the lady did not come up with the goods. Assuming that she had confirmed that your request was acceptable and she had said she would be able to provide what you wanted.

As regards " what actually " happened it does seem to me that some of these reviews contain a lot of crap. It's getting the balance between " our secret " and " swinging from the chandelier ". I don't want to read " 50 Shades of Punting ". I want the facts not the gory fiction.

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To me these are the most important points and definitely were honesty must prevail. Especially if you made a request for a particular service/ manner of dress etc and the lady did not come up with the goods. Assuming that she had confirmed that your request was acceptable and she had said she would be able to provide what you wanted.

As regards " what actually " happened it does seem to me that some of these reviews contain a lot of crap. It's getting the balance between " our secret " and " swinging from the chandelier ". I don't want to read " 50 Shades of Punting ". I want the facts not the gory fiction.

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Would you like to clarify, good Sir?

Cheers!

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Would you like to clarify, good Sir?

Cheers!

It would take too long. My fingers would be worn away long before I was finished and that would have an adverse effect on my punting. I'm referring to the difficulty of e-mailing the lady regarding the booking, of course.

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Not to worry mate...

Until your comments I had never thought that reviewers had indulged in Fantasy fiction and as a result I was just intrigued butt I will bear it mind for the future...

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Please dont write, "treat her with respect", or "what happened between us is private", you can if you wish say, "judging by her reaction she seemed to enjoy this as much as me". We will only laugh.

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If I am writing a review about my punt I will write what the heck I want and nothing anyone puts on this or all the other many identical threads will make any difference.

My FR, my decisions.

Thank you

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DO tell us BRIEFLY what the location was, its safety, access and parking, cost, any extras, the girls appearance, resemblance to photographs and attitude, services offered, and, most importantly, any negatives.

Everything else should be discernible from her website, if it is any good. I need to know what I have high lighted.

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If I am writing a review about my punt I will write what the heck I want and nothing anyone puts on this or all the other many identical threads will make any difference.

My FR, my decisions.

Thank you

Excellent post

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If I am writing a review about my punt I will write what the heck I want and nothing anyone puts on this or all the other many identical threads will make any difference.

My FR, my decisions.

Thank you

Another yay here!

This comes up on a regular basis on here..

Here is a fairly recent thread about it.

http://www.punternet...t-is-the-point/

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One of the most annoying traits which I often come across in FRs is some mention about how the lady looks in comparison to the pix on the website, ..... but there's no web link in the FR !!! That's so annoying :angry: So then you have to go hunting around on the purple site to get some indication of what she looks like, but you can't find her there either :confused: WTF

The golden rule should be: any mention of her online images HAS TO be backed up with the posting of the web URL in the relevant field of the FR. Its easy to do, but more so, its important information for the person reading the FR

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On reflection, I have booked girls where their FR does not read like a porn novel and in fact, I'm probably less likely to book theose where the FR is at either extreme - porn or " no comment"

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Maybe this might help the doubters.

If you were buying a car, which of these reviews would you trust.

"This car is extremely comfortable to drive, and the handling is very firm even at high speeds. Petrol consumption is excellent and matches the manufacturers specification. The upholstery is luxurious and there are many extras, such as a superb sound system, included in the basic model. The styling is very contemporary and attractive. The car is keenly priced compared to similar models and is therefore strongly recommended"

OR

"I jumped in the car and revved it up to max, screamed off down the road, pounding it for all I could until the car howled with pleasure. What the car and I then did will remain a closely guarded secret, but treat it with respect and it will go three times as fast"

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Maybe this might help the doubters.

If you were buying a car, which of these reviews would you trust.

"This car is extremely comfortable to drive, and the handling is very firm even at high speeds. Petrol consumption is excellent and matches the manufacturers specification. The upholstery is luxurious and there are many extras, such as a superb sound system, included in the basic model. The styling is very contemporary and attractive. The car is keenly priced compared to similar models and is therefore strongly recommended"

OR

"I jumped in the car and revved it up to max, screamed off down the road, pounding it for all I could until the car howled with pleasure. What the car and I then did will remain a closely guarded secret, but treat it with respect and it will go three times as fast"

So you think driving a car is like fucking a beautiful woman Swiss Tony??

tee hee

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One of the most annoying traits which I often come across in FRs is some mention about how the lady looks in comparison to the pix on the website, ..... but there's no web link in the FR !!! That's so annoying :angry: So then you have to go hunting around on the purple site to get some indication of what she looks like, but you can't find her there either :confused: WTF

The golden rule should be: any mention of her online images HAS TO be backed up with the posting of the web URL in the relevant field of the FR. Its easy to do, but more so, its important information for the person reading the FR

Bear in mind that any reference to a certain disreputable site will cause automatic rejection of the report.

That is why good providers should be encouraged to get a proper website of their own, then it's no longer an issue.

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Bear in mind that any reference to a certain disreputable site will cause automatic rejection of the report.

Fair enough! - but I'm talking about FRs which are published, and particularly the ones which comment on the lady's online photo's, but then don't include the weblink

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