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Over Preparing?

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It's been a while but I am finally back in the position to be able to punt again. I have gone out of my comfort zone and booked one of the innumerable Thai escorts that one finds in London. She is well under the age I normally looked for in an escort. (she says 24 so maybe 30 plus after all?)

The thing is since I made the booking I have been hitting the gym most days and working out. I am also back under 12 stones weight. I am thinking of getting my business suit out of mothballs and dressing up like a professional again.

I know in reality she does not give a flying fig one way or the other and would probably like it more if I ironed the crinkles out of the £20 notes.

On one level I suppose it is a benefit of the punt in that I am getting fit and neat. But as an older punter (57) I'm beginning to feel that I really do have to make an effort to look presentable.

So, I suppose it is a question for the older guys, do you just book and turn up well scrubbed or do you put in a lot of effort to look as good for your age as you can?

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It's been a while but I am finally back in the position to be able to punt again. I have gone out of my comfort zone and booked one of the innumerable Thai escorts that one finds in London. She is well under the age I normally looked for in an escort. (she says 24 so maybe 30 plus after all?)

The thing is since I made the booking I have been hitting the gym most days and working out. I am also back under 12 stones weight. I am thinking of getting my business suit out of mothballs and dressing up like a professional again.

I know in reality she does not give a flying fig one way or the other and would probably like it more if I ironed the crinkles out of the £20 notes.

On one level I suppose it is a benefit of the punt in that I am getting fit and neat. But as an older punter (57) I'm beginning to feel that I really do have to make an effort to look presentable.

So, I suppose it is a question for the older guys, do you just book and turn up well scrubbed or do you put in a lot of effort to look as good for your age as you can?

Absolutely yes!!!!,you can never over prep for a punt and I always found it kinda fun preparing days before a punt too!!.

My Punt Check List was as follows-

1.money

2.(my own super sensitive condoms/lube)

3.mobile phone,(fully charged)&on silent

4.comb

5.atleast 3days worth in my scrote

6.shoes polished

7.fresh trousers ironed.

8.hair washed&showered/shave

9.teeth cleaned/mouth washed

10.fresh ironed shirt.

11.pocket A to Z

12.pen(just incase)

would'nt leave the house untill all were ticked off on my list :)

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It's true that we escorts tend to put cleanliness at the top of our list and don't mind how a man looks or dresses, but I think anything that encourages someone to get fit is a good thing and if making yourself feel good gives you confidence then that's all good too!

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Can't do anything about looking my age but I always make sure I am super clean and not dressed scruffily. This seems to tick the boxes

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It's been a while but I am finally back in the position to be able to punt again. I have gone out of my comfort zone and booked one of the innumerable Thai escorts that one finds in London. She is well under the age I normally looked for in an escort. (she says 24 so maybe 30 plus after all?)

The thing is since I made the booking I have been hitting the gym most days and working out. I am also back under 12 stones weight. I am thinking of getting my business suit out of mothballs and dressing up like a professional again.

I know in reality she does not give a flying fig one way or the other and would probably like it more if I ironed the crinkles out of the £20 notes.

On one level I suppose it is a benefit of the punt in that I am getting fit and neat. But as an older punter (57) I'm beginning to feel that I really do have to make an effort to look presentable.

So, I suppose it is a question for the older guys, do you just book and turn up well scrubbed or do you put in a lot of effort to look as good for your age as you can?

With regard to the aforesaid question in bold I suspect many of us don't by 'hitting the gym most days'...and are about the ideal weight etc but I suspect many will make the most of what they 'have' including the WG also :P .

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I have visions of you, Ace Ventura, in bed with and escort and she sighs "After that great shag, it's a pity you don't have a pen because you could autograph my boobs!" and you reply "Well actually......................!"

And thanks for reminding me about the A to Z!!!

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It's been a while but I am finally back in the position to be able to punt again. I have gone out of my comfort zone and booked one of the innumerable Thai escorts that one finds in London. She is well under the age I normally looked for in an escort. (she says 24 so maybe 30 plus after all?)

The thing is since I made the booking I have been hitting the gym most days and working out. I am also back under 12 stones weight. I am thinking of getting my business suit out of mothballs and dressing up like a professional again.

I know in reality she does not give a flying fig one way or the other and would probably like it more if I ironed the crinkles out of the £20 notes.

On one level I suppose it is a benefit of the punt in that I am getting fit and neat. But as an older punter (57) I'm beginning to feel that I really do have to make an effort to look presentable.

So, I suppose it is a question for the older guys, do you just book and turn up well scrubbed or do you put in a lot of effort to look as good for your age as you can?

I am 47 and ensure i am clean and tidy both for my own self respect and that of the WGs i punt with. I hope the punt works out well. :)

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At a similar age to OP I do try to look my best. Usually fresh on casual clothes in reasonably fashionable style for an old git :-(

Best pants of course! And being follically challenged a fresh no.1 trim up top and if poss similar down below :-)

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I'm the same age as you Lessingham. I rarely wear a suit to a punt now that I'm retired, unless double denim counts. If the suit makes you feel better then go for it, but clean and tidy is what matters. The girl's impression will not be based solely on the type clothing you wear. Other factors come into play: attitude, grooming, manners, accent, hygiene. I mostly wear teeshirts and jeans and still look well groomed and presentable.

Congrats on the weight loss, that alone will make you look younger. I hover just around 12st too. Are you back into a 32" waist yet?

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Outbreak of smug gittishness. I am in the 31" Gap jeans!

I am very folically challenged so maybe a bit of polish up top?

I suppose it is like anything, once you get back into the routine, it all comes back to you.

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I treat a "paid" date the same as a real date, so I make an effort in everything, it's only fair really!

Sometimes girls will say things like, you always wear nice jackets, another girl asked if I always wore Zegna shirts, as she had noticed the few times we had been together that I had worn them! The good ones notice little things like that and as a result I am more likely to return!

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Denim companies are the worst offenders for vanity sizing, Lessingham. The low rises of modern cuts enable a chap to manoeuvre his portly belly over the waistband thereby convincing him that he's still a svelte 34. Not that this applies to you, of course.

Baldness is cured by clippers. Keep it short, that's the rule. No comb-overs.

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Denim companies are the worst offenders for vanity sizing, Lessingham. The low rises of modern cuts enable a chap to manoeuvre his portly belly over the waistband thereby convincing him that he's still a svelte 34. Not that this applies to you, of course.

Baldness is cured by clippers. Keep it short, that's the rule. No comb-overs.

Agreed about the baldness, i have had a number one cut today. ;)

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I tootend to wear suits but mostly cos I'm in London on business. I love it when I'm complimented on my shoes or the shirt I'm wearing. It would be amazing if I was told what a great fuck I was too. Unlikely to happen though. So I'll take the compliments about my clothes. In fact I'll take any compliments that are on offer!

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Alas, I do not have enough hair for a comb over. Sigh.

The weirdest thing I noted was the great number of agencies dedicated to asian women in London and the fact the same women seem to be working for them! Is there only one agency dealing under a number of aliases (sp?)? Or do the asian women flit from agency to agency until their diaries are full?

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I have visions of you, Ace Ventura, in bed with and escort and she sighs "After that great shag, it's a pity you don't have a pen because you could autograph my boobs!" and you reply "Well actually......................!"

And thanks for reminding me about the A to Z!!!

:D

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My punting list consists of one thing, and its available at all good cashpoints :lol:

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Absolutely yes!!!!,you can never over prep for a punt and I always found it kinda fun preparing days before a punt too!!.

My Punt Check List was as follows-

1.money

2.(my own super sensitive condoms/lube)

3.mobile phone,(fully charged)&on silent

4.comb

5.atleast 3days worth in my scrote

6.shoes polished

7.fresh trousers ironed.

8.hair washed&showered/shave

9.teeth cleaned/mouth washed

10.fresh ironed shirt.

11.pocket A to Z

12.pen(just incase)

would'nt leave the house untill all were ticked off on my list :)

Shouldn't you be doing this everyday except number 5? I most certainly do!

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12.pen(just incase)

would'nt leave the house untill all were ticked off on my list :)

How else could you tick things off the list? :D

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Well, I think that punt will have to be filed under stone cold bonkers! The Thai girl was very Thai, buzzing around like a bee. Her dad was in hospital, so she needed her phone on. She showed me her phone and pictures of her in all sorts of clothes! She offerd me the shower, but the bath was filled, so she said "get in the bath!" I got in, she vanished. I got out, she reappeared and shoved me back in then joined me!!!!

After we got dry and she danced into the bedroom. She was delighted to know I could salsa- so we salsa'd!!! Now, as much as salsa-ing with a but naked Thai girl is one of those things you gotta do, it was not part of my one hour script! At that point the script was out of the window. She was all over the place then and a great screw ensued. Until halfway through the girl on top pose she reached over and covered my head with a towel!!!!!! Well., wrapped my head tightly in it. "You have the body of a younger man", she simpered. Back handed compliment or full blown insult?

Then shower and me ready to go home. Her in the bathroom asking "where you going?" Me saying the hour was up, she saying yes, but..... But What?

Fabulous sex.

Fabulous body.

Everything else What the F........?

Ps I read somewhere of a guy in Thailand. He offered the information that when she is taller than your chin, she's a he. I can offer when she is bigger than "B cup" no matter what anyone says or boasts, they're implants!

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Glad to hear your return to the saddle was .... entertaining Lessingham, and thanks for taking the time to give us the update. I guess the question is, are you now a Thai Girl convert (like many on here)?

I missed the opportunity to respond to your OP, but my advice is that if it makes YOU feel good, prepare as much as you like. Clothes maketh the man for some people. For others, they are simply a method of covering nakedness.

Very jealous of that 31" waist btw.

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I turn up as I am, as its normally part of my working day. Sometimes my armpits need a wash, sometimes all of me needs a wash, but unless its an outcall I cant prepare thoroughly, by washing my bum for example. Clean shaven that morning, or that evening if possible. Really no special measures, I am quite presentable :P

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It's been a while but I am finally back in the position to be able to punt again. I have gone out of my comfort zone and booked one of the innumerable Thai escorts that one finds in London. She is well under the age I normally looked for in an escort. (she says 24 so maybe 30 plus after all?)

The thing is since I made the booking I have been hitting the gym most days and working out. I am also back under 12 stones weight. I am thinking of getting my business suit out of mothballs and dressing up like a professional again.

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Do you find that makes a difference? I've got another punting holiday coming up shortly, and, as it happens, I've been dieting over the last few months, losing around 10% of my previous body weight. I have done before too, but I noticed that, while it meant I could run for buses again, it didn't make my shagging any more vigorous. Most disappointing really

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I would have thought the only prep would be ensuring you are clean, in fresh clothes - done all the research etc.

There is one long lasting benefit for me in getting into paid sex a few years back - I got my weight down from 96 to 80 KG.

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