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In Need Of A Real Dirty Time In Milton Keynes

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hi all ,

i've been a regular to the HoD establishment for a year or so now. almost all have been memorable (except the last visit). i'm writing to ask for some direction on my next conquest...

if i go punting it's always for the hour or more, therefore I'm not out every week doing it and want to make the most of our time. i'm also the type of fella who can cum a lot and i wanna cum a lot, all over the place. some of the wgs see you blow your load and wanna spend the next 45 mins giving you a rub down with a quick 10 min wank at the end.

anyway, what i want to ask is......

who is the filthiest and most exciting wg out there in MK who will worship my cock for the full 60-90 mins regardless how many times i cum? i'm talking fingers and thumbs, dirty talk the lot

thanking you all in advance

mm x

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If you're able to travel 30 miles or south of MK - you'll see many from MK at LMP...

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I would suggest one of the girls that also works/worked at LMP, like Maria at Annabellas or Izabel & Karina at MKE.

I've seen their insatiable, orgasmic, cock-hungry ways in action at the parties and feebly paid my homage, but when you consider that they might get through 30-40 guys in a day there, I think you might be waving the white flag before they do! They're absolutely lovely ladies with it too, I'm in awe!

There's also Carmen at MKE who I've never met but reportedly is quite voracious in her appetites too.

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hi all ,

i've been a regular to the HoD establishment for a year or so now. almost all have been memorable (except the last visit). i'm writing to ask for some direction on my next conquest...

if i go punting it's always for the hour or more, therefore I'm not out every week doing it and want to make the most of our time. i'm also the type of fella who can cum a lot and i wanna cum a lot, all over the place. some of the wgs see you blow your load and wanna spend the next 45 mins giving you a rub down with a quick 10 min wank at the end.

anyway, what i want to ask is......

who is the filthiest and most exciting wg out there in MK who will worship my cock for the full 60-90 mins regardless how many times i cum? i'm talking fingers and thumbs, dirty talk the lot

thanking you all in advance

mm x

...my next conquest...

That made me laugh, don't you pay like the rest of us then.

What you say in your thread isn't really dirty.

Do you want facials, CIM, lick your cum of the girls face, boobs and other parts of her body, snowball/DFK and both swallow, let her cum in your mouth and do all sorts of things with dildos and fingers and a lot more etc etc?

I can think of several that fit the bill.

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...my next conquest...

That made me laugh, don't you pay like the rest of us then.

What you say in your thread isn't really dirty.

Do you want facials, CIM, lick your cum of the girls face, boobs and other parts of her body, snowball/DFK and both swallow, let her cum in your mouth and do all sorts of things with dildos and fingers and a lot more etc etc?

I can think of several that fit the bill.

OK Lammy, you've convinced me, where do I sign up? :cool:

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well, i'm no pimp, so yeah, i'm payin...

which several kind Sir?

m.m

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which several kind Sir?

m.m

No names, but check out my FR's and you will find plenty of clues contained within.

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+1 for Carmen.

Agree Carmen would fit the bill.

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the originalhoney on the other site delivers a supreme dirty girl experience.owo,cim,fingering,anal play,watersports,rimming,and the best dfk since chloekisses.

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Nevermind, I now see she's returned.

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if you can make it to St Albans - Shanelle would fit the bill nicely

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On the off chance that London is in your sights, let me recommend Alex from Max's Angels. She's not cheap, but will fulfill all you want, and more!

DT till she gags and then demands more

WS both ways...anywhere but her hair,

Face and breast slapping

Hair pulling

CIM swallowing, snowballing or whatever you want

Fucking your arse with a double ended dildo which is also in hers

Anal deep, hard and rough

Pussy fucking

Rimming both ways

Fisting....both you on her pussy and she on you

There's really nothing she won't try....I didn't ask about hardsports...not my thing.....but she's up for fucking literally anything, be it male, female or TS.

Feel free to PM me if you want more details......

If only Milton Keynes had someone like her......

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No names, but check out my FR's and you will find plenty of clues contained within.

Go on give us a clue as to which of the 100 great punts you have had that fit the bill

It looks like only 23 and all recommended. You should pick my lottery numbers ;)

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_search_results.php?mode=results&searchauth=on&soe3=1&authtext=Lamorak&limit=1000&sortorder=reports.num&ascdesc=asc&button=Do+Search

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I have never had a bad meal in http://www.daphnes-restaurant.co.uk

I've had a bad punt in MK, quite a few average ones and a lot of good ones.

IMHO anyone who says they've never had anything but perfect punts in MK is either easily pleased or telling porkies!

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I've had a bad punt in MK, quite a few average ones and a lot of good ones.

IMHO anyone who says they've never had anything but perfect punts in MK is either easily pleased or telling porkies!

I agree as some of the competitors over the years have been shocking.

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Ive never been there...so technically never have I.

I go there as they have what I want on the menu, the service is beyond compare and the price reasonable for the delights on the menu.

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I go there as they have what I want on the menu, the service is beyond compare and the price reasonable for the delights on the menu.

Occasionally the fishy smell of someone else's dish of grilled sardines has put me off tucking in with relish.

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I agree as some of the competitors over the years have been shocking.

I wasn't referring to the competition.

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Go on give us a clue as to which of the 100 great punts you have had that fit the bill

It looks like only 23 and all recommended. You should pick my lottery numbers ;)

23? confused here. Out of the 30 girls seen there were 2 I wouldn't have seen again.

You'll be pleased to know that I've carried on enjoying myself in MK and i'm up to 115 now:

101. Vanessa – 2 hours. Wednesday 27 June 2012 MKEscorts

102. Pixie – 90 minutes. Friday 20 July 2012. Annabellas (PN FR 110016)

103. Jasmine - 90 minutes. Wednesday 25 July 2012 Annabellas

104. Emma - 2 hours. Tuesday 7 August 2012 Annabellas

105. Sara – 2 hours. Saturday 18 August 2012 MKEscorts (PN FR 110326)

106. Vanessa – 2 hours. Tuesday 11 September 2012 MKEscorts

107. Jade – 2 hours. Friday 14 September 2012 MKEscorts (PN FR110684 )

108. Lucy – 90 minutes. Sunday 23 September 2012 Annabellas

109. Jade – 2 hours. Friday 28 September 2012 MKEscorts

110. Sara – 90 minutes. Saturday 6 October 2012 MKEscorts

111. Jade – 2 hours. Friday 12 October 2012 MKEscorts

112. Jade – 2 hours. Friday 19 October 2012 MKEscorts

113. Jade – 2 hours. Friday 26 October 2012 MKEscorts

114. Pixie - 90 minutes. Monday 29 October 2012 Annabellas

115. Emma - 90 minutes. Wednesday 31 October Annabellas

116 is 2 hours booked with Jade on Friday 9 November

Out of the above the punt with Lucy finished with covering those magnificent boobs of hers and one with Jade finshed with sex in cowgirl. The others all finished with variations of CIM, cum play, cum swop, snowballing, & swollow, which is how the majority of my punts have finished

Now my top 3 dirty, dirty girls:

1. Karolina. The dirtiest of the lot. My Pnet FR's for K leave out more than i've included!

2. Angel.

3. Tiffany Kingston (now Honey)

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I go there as they have what I want on the menu, the service is beyond compare and the price reasonable for the delights on the menu.

Good to know. But its south london. Bit far from MK to just go for a meal.....got to weigh up the cost and time of travelling all the way down there...Ive usually gone to london on a day off and gone for really special treat as a big long meal...no point going all that way for a quick bite to eat just in case it wasnt as I hoped....

Usually some local places are just as good if not better..and it wont cost the earth travelling there, spending time planning when I can get the time to go or be too peed off if the pasta is too cold. Easier to head back and try another dish when the mood suits me too...

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