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That Awful Smell Down Below!

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During my punting journey, the one thing that has annoyed me more than anything else is when girls have that awful fishy smell down below at the front and back. I have got to the point where I just stop proceedings and ask a girl to go and take another shower. It's a foul smell and it leaves a taste which you cannot get rid of.

It's happened about 7 times to me. Strangely, every time it's been an English escort (please don't read in to that... it's just what I have found). The last girl I saw so bad, as soon as I put my head near her waist I could smell it. I just and told her to finish me off with her hand and leave my hotel room. It was partly my mistake for choosing a girl with positive reviews from the other site.

I have always wondered whether girls don't notice the smell or just don't care as it's part of the conveyor belt mentality.

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During my punting journey, the one thing that has annoyed me more than anything else is when girls have that awful fishy smell down below at the front and back. I have got to the point where I just stop proceedings and ask a girl to go and take another shower. It's a foul smell and it leaves a taste which you cannot get rid of.

It's happened about 7 times to me. Strangely, every time it's been an English escort (please don't read in to that... it's just what I have found). The last girl I saw so bad, as soon as I put my head near her waist I could smell it. I just and told her to finish me off with her hand and leave my hotel room. It was partly my mistake for choosing a girl with positive reviews from the other site.

I have always wondered whether girls don't notice the smell or just don't care as it's part of the conveyor belt mentality.

Could be BV. Its been over 3 years since i punted with a WG with bad hygiene fortunately, there is no excuse for it in my view, any hint of a bad smell and thats me finished and off.

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ive had it before. you cant get the smell away even if you wash.

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ive had it before. you cant get the smell away even if you wash.

The last time i smelt it i nearly vomited it was so over-powering, i could smell it as soon as the door opened but it was a group flat and i had punted with the WG a number of times before and she had been very nice smelling so i initially thought it must be one of her colleagues. As soon as i went into the bedroom with her i knew it was coming from her. :eek:

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Luckily, its something I have never experienced, all the girls I have seen have had impeccable hygiene.

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I've only once encountered a really bad smell down there in my 20-ish years of punting. The lady suggested doggy position and removed her knickers. I got behind her as she bent over and the smell was awful - I wasn't sure if it was her fanny or arse at first. The lingering smell on the condom and my fingers afterwards confirmed it was her fanny. And I'm not proud to say that I still carried on and shagged her, whilst averting my nose......

That said, I still very much prefer the natural smell and taste of a fanny to that of soap (or worse still, flavoured lube). It just needs to be a clean fanny that gets a regular wash and isn't harbouring any yeast infections.

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I beleive BV(which is the source of many smells) can be a result of over washing.

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Could be BV. Its been over 3 years since i punted with a WG with bad hygiene fortunately, there is no excuse for it in my view, any hint of a bad smell and thats me finished and off.

Me too. I'm off quicker than Bolt!

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And did you tell her? Ever heard the saying 'a fox can't smell its own hole'? Sometimes if you've got BV (and thats from being too clean by the way and the PH imbalance down there from maybe using perfumes etc.) you can't always smell it yourself at first and it will get worse during the actual sex because she is releasing more bodily fluids. The nicest thing to do would have been to mention it to her, many ladies 'especially if young or new' do not know that this is one of the downsides to this job and wouldn't know that a simple dose of Balance Active can sort it almost overnight.

So Newsflash!..... Every woman alive has this problem from time to time even and especially the cleanest....

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And did you tell her? Ever heard the saying 'a fox can't smell its own hole'? Sometimes if you've got BV (and thats from being too clean by the way and the PH imbalance down there from maybe using perfumes etc.) you can't always smell it yourself at first and it will get worse during the actual sex because she is releasing more bodily fluids. The nicest thing to do would have been to mention it to her, many ladies 'especially if young or new' do not know that this is one of the downsides to this job and wouldn't know that a simple dose of Balance Active can sort it almost overnight.

So Newsflash!..... Every woman alive has this problem from time to time even and especially the cleanest....

I hear what your are saying but this is like saying "buyer beware". Sorry I don't agree. If girls have to self-test every day to prevent this ruining someone's punt then so be it.

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Seems rather a high number of smelly women... are you sure it's not you who just doesn't like the natural smell of a woman?!

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And did you tell her? Ever heard the saying 'a fox can't smell its own hole'? .

That comment has to be the best I have read on here today :D :D

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As has been mentioned above, over-cleaning is more likely to cause this issue than under-cleaning. A lot of women don't realise that using anything other than water to wash upsets their vaginal flora -- 'femfresh' and other intimate soaps are among the worst offenders.

BV is usually responsible for unpleasant smells while thrush (also known as a yeast infection) does not generally produce an odour. Washing habits and quirks of biology (having a naturally lower or higher pH) may mean that certain ladies are more or less prone to these naturally-occurring problems.

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Seems rather a high number of smelly women... are you sure it's not you who just doesn't like the natural smell of a woman?!

that's fair enough if you consider a cheesy dick the natural smell of a man.

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I think some women may not be aware that while washing thoroughly with a mild soap and perfume

free product on the outer parts down below.... they should never douche or wash the inside!

This leads to a big problem with odour and comfort.... ladies...DON'T WASH INSIDE!

This does not apply to the back end though.... an occasional anal douche is fine before an appointment.

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I have only once encountered an odour sufficient to make me stop in my tracks. This is an informative post for both sides of the game in my view.

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I hear what your are saying but this is like saying "buyer beware". Sorry I don't agree. If girls have to self-test every day to prevent this ruining someone's punt then so be it.

And how do you suggest they do that?

Not many of us are supple enough to be able to stick our own noses up our own fannies, maybe we should employ a little man to do the job, I can just see it now 'Here duck just get down here and have a quick sniff before my guy knocks on the door'....

You obviously didn't read my post all the way through. If a lady has a PH imbalance down there (and that is normally caused through overwashing, but can also be down to latex in condoms, using fabric conditioner on underwear etc), the smell will and does intensify during sex because of the extra body fluids being released, so many women will not even know its there until they are mid play, when this happens its awful because your left feeling horrified and embarrassed afterwards by which time you can smell it yourself.

For goodness sake just tell em and walk if it offends.

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And did you tell her? Ever heard the saying 'a fox can't smell its own hole'? Sometimes if you've got BV (and thats from being too clean by the way and the PH imbalance down there from maybe using perfumes etc.) you can't always smell it yourself at first and it will get worse during the actual sex because she is releasing more bodily fluids. The nicest thing to do would have been to mention it to her, many ladies 'especially if young or new' do not know that this is one of the downsides to this job and wouldn't know that a simple dose of Balance Active can sort it almost overnight.

So Newsflash!..... Every woman alive has this problem from time to time even and especially the cleanest....

A WG should be self aware enough to know seeing as its her job to offer sexual services in my opinion. I am self aware enough not to turn up with a smeggy cheesy cock. From my point of view the reason for the smell is irrelevant as soon as i smell it because thats my punt over and all i want to do is leave. As i left the last time as i posted some time ago now i did say it was because of the smell of her fanny actually but i wasnt up for a discusion on the matter as to its cause. The basics in punting are for both parties to be clean, there is no excuse for a smelly cock or fanny to my mind. I have punted with hundreds of WGs including many at parties since my last experience of bad hygiene and all those WGs were spotlessly clean. :)

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that's fair enough if you consider a cheesy dick the natural smell of a man.

Its is the natural smell for some men.. The dirty ones that is.

There lies the difference.....

Smelly fanny =BV=Being too clean.

Cheesy Cock=Smegma=being a dirty bugger.

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A WG should be self aware enough to know seeing as its her job to offer sexual services in my opinion. I am self aware enough not to turn up with a smeggy cheesy cock. From my point of view the reason for the smell is irrelevant as soon as i smell it because thats my punt over and all i want to do is leave. As i left the last time as i posted some time ago now i did say it was because of the smell of her fanny actually but i wasnt up for a discusion on the matter as to its cause. The basics in punting are for both parties to be clean, there is no excuse for a smelly cock or fanny to my mind. I have punted with hundreds of WGs including many at parties since my last experience of bad hygiene and all those WGs were spotlessly clean. :)

Its funny how we naturally associate bad smells with dirt and can find them off putting and our brains cannot understand that a bad smell can be caused through cleanliness isn't it?

I wasn't really focusing on the cause, more the fact that no matter what you guys say, sometimes a lady will not even know she has BV until you are mid punt by which time the smell will have wafted her way and boy will she be embarrassed, she will feel like she had died inside because its the very fact that she is a very clean person that has caused it in the first place.

Oh as an aside I know you've been to at least one party where a girl had BV, because you mentioned that party on here once, while the same week one of the ladies at that party was on another forum saying that she had a BV problem mid party and was not only highly embarrassed by it but getting quite distressed that you guys might have noticed and thought her dirty, sounds like she got away with it.

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I'm heaving just reading this thread! The only thing that smell on a woman compares to is those crisps called Scampi Fries.

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Its funny how we naturally associate bad smells with dirt and can find them off putting and our brains cannot understand that a bad smell can be caused through cleanliness isn't it?

I wasn't really focusing on the cause, more the fact that no matter what you guys say, sometimes a lady will not even know she has BV until you are mid punt by which time the smell will have wafted her way and boy will she be embarrassed, she will feel like she had died inside because its the very fact that she is a very clean person that has caused it in the first place.

Oh as an aside I know you've been to at least one party where a girl had BV, because you mentioned that party on here once, while the same week one of the ladies at that party was on another forum saying that she had a BV problem mid party and was not only highly embarrassed by it but getting quite distressed that you guys might have noticed and thought her dirty, sounds like she got away with it.

It is strange the cause may be down to cleanliness i agree but that of course doesnt help me in the event of smelling it, thats me totally turned off wishing to leave. Interesting about the party you mention, i dont recall any terrible smells from WGs, i do recall a punter being chucked out of one though for being smelly. :)

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Not many of us are supple enough to be able to stick our own noses up our own fannies, maybe we should employ a little man to do the job, I can just see it now 'Here duck just get down here and have a quick sniff before my guy knocks on the door'....

Maybe about £10 per hour?

I know it's not much but about all I could afford to pay ;-)

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BV can also be a result of multiple sex partners, hormone changes, coil, and so on... not just overwashing

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BV can also be a result of multiple sex partners, hormone changes, coil, and so on... not just overwashing

God, it gets even more complicated!

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