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Was About To Advertise My Tour Until I Read This!

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A wonderful list of sins, but can that really be serious? Internet confessions sound to me very like Indulgences, which set Dr Martin Luther off all those years ago....

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Shall we run a book on what your penance is? :D

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Absolutely fantastic. :lol:

*books a confession*

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Pity we haven't got a similar forum on PN. Any volunteers for the role of Father Confessor? :cool:

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I plead guilty to all of those sins, but, as an atheist, how do I get "cured"? :o

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Hey Laura,

May you be coming to Glasto next year?

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Hey Laura,

May you be coming to Glasto next year?

I'm thinking about it.

Edit : Yup. :)

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Hey Laura,

May you be coming to Glasto next year?

I'm thinking about it.

Edit : Yup. :)

Does that mean that there will be a meeting of the sisterhood at Glasto next year? Can blokes sign up too? :huh:

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The pennance for visiting escorts should be...having to shag Mrs. Doyle from Father Ted.

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The pennance for visiting escorts should be...having to shag Mrs. Doyle from Father Ted.

Ah go on, go on, go on, go on, go on - you know you want to.

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I plead guilty to all of those sins, but, as an atheist, how do I get "cured"? :o

As an atheist you don't need to, especially as some are 'sins' only cos de bible say so.

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*Dashes in*

*Sins*

*Runs away giggling*

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Sounds wonderful. But remember boys and girls, the sin may be forgiven but there is still the temporal punishment to be taken in Purgatory before your are truely washed clean!

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Sounds wonderful. But remember boys and girls, the sin may be forgiven but there is still the temporal punishment to be taken in Purgatory before your are truely washed clean!

Would you care to expound on these views please. I don't understand the concept of "temporal punishment" or "purgatory".

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I never knew that existed!!! I think I know who Leatherheaven fell for. I may feel tempted to poke fun at him now I have read that and ask him how the lovely Luna is. You can tell who has a crush on who on that site by looking at who thanks who continually. It's sooooo predictable.

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In Catholic theology if you sin, you go to Hell. If you are good, you go to heaven. However if you confess your sins you are forgiven and slip into Heaven by the back door! So, Purgatory was devised to stop this. Your sins are forgiven and you get to go to Heaven. But you still must take your punishment, so you go to Purgatory for a set period of time to atone for your sins- temporal punishment. Purgatory is a bit like Hell, but you know you are getting out in a while so it is bearable.

Phew.

Next week the subject will be transubstanciation. Revise well, there will be a test!

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In Catholic theology if you sin, you go to Hell.

Next week the subject will be transubstanciation. Revise well, there will be a test!

Thank goodness that all this religious stuff is just mumbo jumbo to scare the children.

On a more serious note, if Lessingham believes all this stuff, what the hell is he doing on a punting website? He must be in for a really long shift in the naughty corner, or whatever good Catholics call it.

I can't wait for his lesson on transubstantiation! :o

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Thank goodness that all this religious stuff is just mumbo jumbo to scare the children.

Amen to that.

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Religion is serious stuff though. Bomb a few people and our reward is lots of virgins.

Frankly I never figured this out, Why the fuck would I want a virgin? (Ha STD free some will say). But we live in the modern world with prophylactics, so virgins are not required. Thank you Richard Dawkins, where did Richard come from, must be something to do with religion.

Where was I going?

Experience is what I want, some one who knows how to tweak that little extra button. Never understood virgins, or young the need for inexperienced escorts.

Oh yes, lovely spoof from Escort Ireland. Go fucking get those slave laundries who incarcerated sexworkers and were run and trafficked by @ruhama who keep on with the lies #stopthelies ( I kept reading that as STOP THE ELLIES)

Oh just to remind those failing mortals out here, look at Laura Lees blog. Get writing to that Scottish Parliament, that failing woman Rhoda Grant needs to have her feet kicked from under her. Clients (Punters, hobbiyests), sexworkers, and John Doe public should make their views know, Her legislation will only benefit those she is trying to shut down, the abusive pimp and trafficker. Her proposed laws are racist, sexist and classist. They won't effect White Middle/Class people.

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On a more serious note, if Lessingham believes all this stuff, what the hell is he doing on a punting website?

I don't read Lessingham's post that he believes in all that stuff. It seems to be that he has knowledge of Catholic belief systems - but that in itself wouldn't make him a true believer. His knowledge probably comes from the fact that he's a lapsed Catholic. There are many of us around - not least on these boards :o

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I am not a lapsed anything. I'm a fully paid up member of the backrow of the church, trying to do right and failing more times than not. My only lifeline is that most of the prostitutes in the bible seem to come out on the right side so I'll stay close to them!

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