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Ultimate Compliment?

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My favourite Polish WG is back in town, and I had a punt with her this morning. Various sex acts were indulged in, and a great time enjoyed.

As I was getting dressed after taking a shower, she came up to me, kissed me tenderly and said "I like you - you're not normal."

I think I know what she meant.......

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My favourite Polish WG is back in town, and I had a punt with her this morning. Various sex acts were indulged in, and a great time enjoyed.

As I was getting dressed after taking a shower, she came up to me, kissed me tenderly and said "I like you - you're not normal."

I think I know what she meant.......

where did you keep your spare head during the punt?

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Compliments are weird. I was once called a "Gentleman" by a wg. Did she mean I was a gentleman and nice? Or a sucker who could have asked for more but too stupid to ask?

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'You have big dick'

'You fuck real good'

Angela Slim

You are really intelligent'

'I have never cum like that, I cab feel it here.'

'If you win the lottery, you can marry me'.

Polish WG by Ealing Common. She was actually perfect in every way, I lost her number and she doesn't appear to be on adultwork any more. Her stage name was Sophie, would love to see her again.

There have been other comments usually relating to my dick or technique... But those are most memorable because I could have dated those two WGs.

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Normally it is "You are so big"

I couldn't possibly do Anal with you :)

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Compliments are weird. I was once called a "Gentleman" by a wg. Did she mean I was a gentleman and nice? Or a sucker who could have asked for more but too stupid to ask?

For me "gentleman" has overtones of "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes", where it really means "rich mug".

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As above and numerous other compliments, too many to mention apart from saying the're the same as said to most punters!

Escort speak translation 'I like you, will you come and see me again' = 'I like your fat wallet'

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Did she mean I was a gentleman and nice? Or a sucker who could have asked for more but too stupid to ask?

Both Lessingham, both.......

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One of my first encounters was with a lady who left the following feedback..............a lovely guy who was very clean, on time and good fun ! I look forward to seeing you again ! thank you for a lovely hour ! xx..............it's the bit about being " very clean " that has always puzzled me. I wondered whether it was some sort of code between the ladies when doing feedbacks.

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I have told this story before but I will tell it again. It was my second visit to a certain lady but, at one point, she made a comment that suggested i had seen her several times before. "I've only seen you once before," I said. "Oh, the other time I must have been fantasising about you," she came back with. It was, I suppose, the quick-wittedness of the response that impressed me most. The comment has stayed with me. I wish I could believe it.

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If I say someone's a gentleman, it's because he was polite, considerate of me as a human being, and respectful of my work and my time. It's a high compliment. I'd rather see someone who was pleasant and polite and treated me as an equal than a "hot" guy with a "big" cock who doesn't care about me in the least. Gentlemen for the win!

Clean is also a big compliment, gibbs. It's the difference between enjoying putting our faces in your crotch, or just holding our breath and doing it anyway. A professional will provide services gladly and cheerfully whether it's pleasant or not, but when we get to enjoy it as well, it's a wonderful bonus! Clean indicates hygiene, but also, I should think, that you appear healthy and disease-free. "Clean" and "gentlemen" are two words I specifically look for when reading a potential client's feedback. Certainly higher on my priority list than anything related to looks or wealth.

There will always be punters who can pay. I should think that an escort saying she likes you and would like to see you again is a sincere compliment. Your money is replaceable and not unique. You are a human being, so you are unique! If you are lovely and treat a WG well, why wouldn't she honestly want to see you, in particular, again? I only say so if I mean it, but I'm lucky enough to get to say it often.

The other day a client paid me several sincere and lovely compliments on my body, which were much appreciated, but since my mouth was full (ahem!) I just moaned my thanks. Then, however, he complimented my intelligence, and I couldn't help but pause briefly to say "Oh, I think I like that compliment most of all!"

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As above and numerous other compliments, too many to mention apart from saying the're the same as said to most punters!

Escort speak translation 'I like you, will you come and see me again' = 'I like your fat wallet'

Oh, so cynical! LOL

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Clean is also a big compliment, gibbs. It's the difference between enjoying putting our faces in your crotch, or just holding our breath and doing it anyway. A professional will provide services gladly and cheerfully whether it's pleasant or not, but when we get to enjoy it as well, it's a wonderful bonus! Clean indicates hygiene, but also, I should think, that you appear healthy and disease-free. "Clean" and "gentlemen" are two words I specifically look for when reading a potential client's feedback. .

Thank you, Elsie, for clearing that up. I had just thought of it as having cleaned your teeth, had a wash and shave, and used underarm deodorant. I had never thought of it as looking at it from your angle. (sorry but I just couldn't resist that one).

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I never used to pay much attention to compliments since you can never be sure which ones are genuine and which ones are simply intended to make the paying customer feel like a million bucks so he returns with more money next week.

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The other day a client paid me several sincere and lovely compliments on my body, which were much appreciated, but since my mouth was full (ahem!) I just moaned my thanks.

I'm going out for a meal this evening. I'll take that with me as my thought for the day. I take it that it wasn't Mitt Romney that you were pleasuring !!

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I never used to pay much attention to compliments since you can never be sure which ones are genuine and which ones are simply intended to make the paying customer feel like a million bucks so he returns with more money next week.

So is your judgement better now and you're more able to sort the wheat from the chaff?

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What I think was probably the most genuine compliment I got from an escort was when a lady said she liked that I treated her "like a woman". It mysterfied me a little as I couldn't imagine how else she might be treated but she was thinking of the guys who just visited and humped away at her, treating her like little more than a warm hole. Perhaps she was not being sincere and with the guys who did just hump away at her she complimented them on being such studs and complained about the guys like me who didn't give her the proper seeing-to she really wanted but I do feel she was genuine about it. I hope I treat all WGs like women and I think being treated like that is what they have in mind when they refer to a client as a "gentleman".

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A couple of unusual compliments I remember are

"nice pants" & "you have the wee'est bum ever" (thought she said weirdest at first :lol:) followed by "you'll fit nicely between my thighs", which was a hell of a turn on at the time!

At least I think they were compliments :unsure:

Edited by Doozer

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So is your judgement better now and you're more able to sort the wheat from the chaff?

No I'm not more able now....I said used to because I hav'nt punted for a year,but if I punted tomorrow and recieved a blinding complement from the WG I'd still take it with a pinch of salt....as I would recieving a complement from a hair dresser cutting my hair or a taylor fitting me a suit.

Edited by Ace ventura punt detective

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I often think the best compliment a lady can pay to me is for her to have a genuine climax on the end of my tongue. It has happened a few times and I just love it. :)

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I often think the best compliment a lady can pay to me is for her to have a genuine climax on the end of my tongue

Oh yes, i'm with you there :)

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Oh yes, i'm with you there :)

Oh no you aren't. There is only room for one tongue on a clit!

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My favourite Polish WG is back in town, and I had a punt with her this morning. Various sex acts were indulged in, and a great time enjoyed.

As I was getting dressed after taking a shower, she came up to me, kissed me tenderly and said "I like you - you're not normal."

I think I know what she meant.......

I don't :P

Kind of reminds me of the old Dick Emery line

OOOh you are awful but I like you.................................................................................................SHOVE :P

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I never used to pay much attention to compliments since you can never be sure which ones are genuine and which ones are simply intended to make the paying customer feel like a million bucks so he returns with more money next week.

Same here... just lines to me....

Although the other day, after one such compliment, I just smiled and " oh yeah yeah!" in a friendly sarcastically way... but then she said " no seriously.. you actually treat me and talk to me... normally. Like a person"

Which did rather take me by surprise...

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I read posts regularly but don't contribute much but this strain intrigues. On A/W my feedback always states...clean..gentle..polite..caring...complimenterary...smarly dressed,to me that just means safe and boring.I'm always prepared to leave feedback if the lady prefers it but ask them not to for me....I'm just Mr Bland. If you can't tell when you've pleasured a lady....I mean genuinely,well I suppose that's the problem.

I'm no Brad Pitt....and hung like a baby mouse...but do see women who seem to be definately happy it's me when they open the door.Perhaps I'm misguided..maybe that's the compliment?

Jay

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