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Hee hee, often wondered about this...

I am an occasional GFE, normally massage punter, maybe 2, 3 times a year or so. My wife doesn't know, and would not be a happy camper if she found out I reckon.

I have this fantasy where I hire a masseuse/escort (female, obviously), to come to the house to pamper my wife, and give her a sensual massage, and in the process seduces my wife into doing something she has never done - kissed a girl and more, to the point of them both losing control. My participation is optional. My wife doesn't know about this at all...Recently she has been commenting & having a laugh about how certain (female) celebrities (Kylie obviously, and the ironically lesbonic singer Jill Jackson!) are very attractive to her, and how she "would" with them. I know that's just idle chatter but has got me thinking about this.

Should I? Obviously not eh? Heh heh, advice please...cheers

OR alternatively, anecdotes on your happenings with wifely punting.

Has anyone done the whole "couples" escorting booking?

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Hee hee, often wondered about this...

I am an occasional GFE, normally massage punter, maybe 2, 3 times a year or so. My wife doesn't know, and would not be a happy camper if she found out I reckon.

I have this fantasy where I hire a masseuse/escort (female, obviously), to come to the house to pamper my wife, and give her a sensual massage, and in the process seduces my wife into doing something she has never done - kissed a girl and more, to the point of them both losing control. My participation is optional. My wife doesn't know about this at all...Recently she has been commenting & having a laugh about how certain (female) celebrities (Kylie obviously, and the ironically lesbonic singer Jill Jackson!) are very attractive to her, and how she "would" with them. I know that's just idle chatter but has got me thinking about this.

Should I? Obviously not eh? Heh heh, advice please...cheers

OR alternatively, anecdotes on your happenings with wifely punting.

Has anyone done the whole "couples" escorting booking?

You should avoid it unless you get an satisfactory response from your wife whether she likes it or not. You must not like this if your wife start doing the things like bringing a male escort and having sex with him in front of you. So now you think about don't pay attention what other people think about this issue. It's their personal preference how they enjoy it. I've done FFM bookings but not with my GF at all.

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Hee hee, often wondered about this...

I am an occasional punter, maybe 2, 3 times a year or so. My wife doesn't know, and would be devastated if she found out I reckon.

I have this fantasy where I hire a masseuse/escort (female, obviously), to come to the house to pamper my wife, and give her a sensual massage, and in the process seduces my wife into doing something she has never done - kissed a girl and more, to the point of them both losing control. My participation is optional. My wife doesn't know about this at all...Recently she has been commenting & having a laugh about how certain (female) celebrities (Kylie obviously, and the ironically lesbonic singer Jill Jackson!) are very attractive to her, and how she "would" with them. I know that's just idle chatter but has got me thinking about this.

Should I? Obviously not eh? Heh heh, advice please...cheers

OR alternatively, anecdotes on your happenings with wifely punting.

Has anyone done the whole "couples" escorting booking?

You're asking for trouble, on many levels.

Firstly, as an escort who does see couples I would never agree to a booking until I've spoken to the lady, full stop.

I need to make sure that she is fully aware of all plans and not being bullied into doing it.

Also, I need to find out what she's comfortable with, I mean I can't just show up and attack her with a strap-on.

Secondly, if there is even the slimmest possibility that your wife will twig what's happened, you're done for.

Because not only have you brought a third party into the bedroom without having fully discussed it with her firstly,

you've also paid that third party and "schemed behind her back".

Trust me on this, it's not worth it.

Why don't you try being honest ? If your wife is showing bisexual tendencies then talk to her, ask her how she would

feel about swinging maybe ? Eventually I suppose the conversation could veer towards paid sex, I mean I do meet

couples who have jointly decided, it happens.

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just go for it Jambogaz....get her a bit tipsy, start getting her horny and just ask her how she would feel about it - you'll either get a slap or the best jump of your life.

I asked an ex after deliberating for almost 3 years....she jumped at the chance and our sex life went through the roof.

(we broke up over very non sexual matters - she's still the best sexual partner I have ever had!)

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No, just no.

Laura has explained nicely why, but just wanted to add my agreement!

For the record, some women do couples and some don't. My experiences have been mixed, but I always speak to both parties first.

Oh and I have done it from the other side of the fence- booked escorts for 3somes with my bloke, but we decide on the woman together and know what we both like and want from the booking.

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Yep I agree with Lydia...although a nice fantasy, its is a fantasy that should be mutually shared and discussed between you first. I have had blokes ring and ask to book me for them and their female partner, I also insist on talking to their partners first on several occasions I have spoke to the woman and you can tell she is being coerced into it and is going along for their bfs sake...at that i have refused the booking.

Have a playful conversation the nest time she mentions female celebs she likes...say 'hmmm would you ever feel like actually trying it some time?'..see how you go from there you never know!

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Hmmm, food for thought there, I must say I agree with all of the above & I think I will keep it as a fantasy thingummy for now. One step too far...

Cheers for your comments anyhoo.

Any funny stories re couples ?

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yeah my wife started talking like that........said it so many times during sex that I started taking her seriously......... then I actually suggested we book someone, showed her a site, and nice 5 star hotel suite....and f**k the shit I got..... never a again...ever....

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BTw my wife is on my case now and now calls me when I take too long to get a haircut. Don't make the same mistake I did.

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Women don't think like men. Like all them episodes of don't tell the bride this may seem a good idea to you. She'll probably be thinking, "why does he think I want to fuck anyone but him, let alone another woman".

Path to marital destruction that...

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Women don't think like men. Like all them episodes of don't tell the bride this may seem a good idea to you. She'll probably be thinking, "why does he think I want to fuck anyone but him, let alone another woman".

Path to marital destruction that...

When I said that in another thread I was accused of being sexist...lol

I'm with the girls on this one and like them having serviced couples, would never do it without all the contact coming from the wife.

Can go one step further than that and say from experience that even when its the wife that instigates things, after time it can still go tits up. On more than one occasion I have found myself mixed up in a situation where the husband has actually got funny and jealous.

Some things are best kept fantasies IMHO.

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I agree with all of the comments above that say DO NOT act on this as you've written it. It'll backfire, and horribly.

However, you've got great fantasy-talk going on here! Start bringing it into the bedroom! Even if it never moves beyond dirty talk, it could really enrich your sex life.

My first ever threesome (and first time with a woman) was with a boyfriend and an escort. We chose her together (but exchanged the ideas via chat and email; sometimes not being right next to each other can make you feel less shy). We booked her for three hours, and set it up like a really nice date. She came to our flat, and we'd had a bath together before she arrived, and the boyfriend went out and bought nice wine and chocolates. When she arrived, we all sat in the lounge together and chatted and got to know one another and drank wine for at least 30 minutes; not only was my partner very interested in making sure I was beyond comfortable with the situation, but as it was my first time with an escort, I wanted to be sure she was happy in her work. Eventually my partner sort of directed the action, telling her to kiss me and helping both of us undress. He made the experience entirely about me, and asked what I was comfortable with at every turn. He volunteered, without my asking, to not touch/kiss/fuck her unless and until I was comfortable. I felt so looked after and comfortable that all of those things were fine with me in the end, but his giving me the option to veto whatever I needed to, without my asking, was key to my enjoyment of the situation. His attitude toward it was flawless. It wound up being one of the highlights of our relationship, and to this day, many many threesomes later both personally and professionally, it's still my favourite. We saw the same girl again, too.

Moral of the story: You might have something good going here, if you start it out really slowly and just with words. If eventually she likes the idea of moving on to action, I think an escort is a great way to go. It certainly was for me!

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Lovely story, Elsie, but like most here I think it should be kept on the box marked "fantasy".

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It is my experience that, regardless of the domain, people get caught / into trouble when they get greedy.

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Hee hee, often wondered about this...

I am an occasional GFE, normally massage punter, maybe 2, 3 times a year or so. My wife doesn't know, and would not be a happy camper if she found out I reckon.

I have this fantasy where I hire a masseuse/escort (female, obviously), to come to the house to pamper my wife, and give her a sensual massage, and in the process seduces my wife into doing something she has never done - kissed a girl and more, to the point of them both losing control. My participation is optional. My wife doesn't know about this at all...Recently she has been commenting & having a laugh about how certain (female) celebrities (Kylie obviously, and the ironically lesbonic singer Jill Jackson!) are very attractive to her, and how she "would" with them. I know that's just idle chatter but has got me thinking about this.

Should I? Obviously not eh? Heh heh, advice please...cheers

OR alternatively, anecdotes on your happenings with wifely punting.

Has anyone done the whole "couples" escorting booking?

Forget your wife. You are a punter. The three will not mix. Book two girls and have a fantasy scenario with one of them playing your wife and take it from there.............. much less painful in lots of ways

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When I said that in another thread I was accused of being sexist...lol

I'm with the girls on this one and like them having serviced couples, would never do it without all the contact coming from the wife.

Can go one step further than that and say from experience that even when its the wife that instigates things, after time it can still go tits up. On more than one occasion I have found myself mixed up in a situation where the husband has actually got funny and jealous.

Some things are best kept fantasies IMHO.

Just to pick on you again Holly, because its been a slow day at work. Women do think like men, they are just conjugate in the mathematical sense. That's exactly why the OP's plan is a bad idea. Unfortuneatly most men have been brainwashed by MTV thinking that most women want to les off with another women and dive into a furry bush, they don't. Most women do not want a feminine sexual partner anymore than a male wants a masculine one.

To the OP, think about it this way, would you like it if your wife ordered a super buff male escort with a tree trunk cock to a hotel room with you, then said "Surprise honey, this is for us " I don't think so.

She would see your proposition as selfish, because it is.

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Just to pick on you again Holly, because its been a slow day at work. Women do think like men, they are just conjugate in the mathematical sense. That's exactly why the OP's plan is a bad idea. Unfortuneatly most men have been brainwashed by MTV thinking that most women want to les off with another women and dive into a furry bush, they don't. Most women do not want a feminine sexual partner anymore than a male wants a masculine one.

To the OP, think about it this way, would you like it if your wife ordered a super buff male escort with a tree trunk cock to a hotel room with you, then said "Surprise honey, this is for us " I don't think so.

She would see your proposition as selfish, because it is.

Thats ok, you pick away, I have broad shoulders and can take it, as long as your prepared to have it back and not swear at me again *Holly wags her finger in Wills direction and scowls, sweetly of course* ;)

You know what baby, last time I looked I'm sure I was a WOMAN, most if not all of my friends are WOMEN and believe it or not we do talk to each other, quite a lot actually...... And shock horror! I think you'll find that lots and lots of us females do wonder and fantasise about what its like to be with another woman, not all obviously, but many do. Oh and its not always a lesbian thing either, I'm as bi as hell but won't touch a lesbian.. go figure that one out..

I have to ask, how come your such on authority on the female mind, is there something your not telling? :P

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To the OP, think about it this way, would you like it if your wife ordered a super buff male escort with a tree trunk cock to a hotel room with you, then said "Surprise honey, this is for us " I don't think so.

Well...if he'd been making remarks to his wife about how certain male celebrities turn him on, then maybe he would!

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Oh and its not always a lesbian thing either, I'm as bi as hell but won't touch a lesbian.. go figure that one out..

I have to ask, how come your such on authority on the female mind, is there something your not telling? :P

That's very interesting. Is it common among bi's to feel that way?

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Forget your wife. You are a punter. The three will not mix. Book two girls and have a fantasy scenario with one of them playing your wife and take it from there.............. much less painful in lots of ways

Yes, but remember to tell the one playing your wife that you don't want it *too* realistic. You do want her to have sex with you after all. ;)

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Well...if he'd been making remarks to his wife about how certain male celebrities turn him on, then maybe he would!

Who the hell has been looking at male celebrity tree trunk sized cocks then?

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